Ask a full fat loner loser robot with a long distance girlfriend

>>35456436
>long distance girlfriend

Do you like being cucked?

what did you think of Manchester by the Sea?

>>35456436
How long a distance are we talking?

>>35456472

She's loyal, conservative kind. Inb4 hurrr durrr. I'd be more likely to cheat on her than she would cheat on me.

>>35456501
Didnt watch it desu desu senpai

>>35456625
North Africa to north Europe

>>35456786
>North Africa to north Europe
Wew. I was thinking you were in different states, not different continents. How is this ever going to work?

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>>35456759
>I'd be more likely to cheat on her than she would cheat on me

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>>35456808
I'm moving to Europe (Installah desu).

>>35456877
>an arab is going to scandinavia to fuck a white woman
/pol/ was right

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>>35456897
>tfw her enemy on this plain of living is sjw and general liberalism
>yet loves an Arab Muslim more than anything

Jogs your nogs

Fire more questions at me and I shall post her PAWG

>>35457101
So which Muslim country are you from? Are you extreme in anyway? Kill the gays behead non-believers etc

>>35457101
You met her here? How did you make her fall in love with you? What did you do? Also post her nudes and lewd chatlogs

>>35456436
In an LDR here as well.

I'm from Israel and she's a Palestinian living in the UAE

Now THAT gets the juices flowing. Her dad is conservative Muslim and she can't go anyone where without a male guardian.

Us meeting up won't happen any time soon but I am hopeful it will happen some day.

Good luck to you.

>>35457214
>I'm from Israel and she's a Palestinian living in the UAE
Jesus one of you is gonna get killed

How do I get an internet gf originally

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>>35456436
>long distance girlfriend anything

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>>35456436
>Having a gf
>Being a robot

>>35457239
Yeah. It's kind of funny how that happened. Met her on r9k and we both just fell in love. Didn't even want a relationship until I met her desu.

It just saddens me our people hate each other.

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>>35456436
>long distance girlfriend
Here's some advice you for you robro. You're getting cucked.
LTR's don't last.

>>35457148
Mauritania desu. I called her a worthless whore who should die in some comment section then sent her a private messages and we hit it off, talked everyday then fell in love a month later. That comes later.

>>35457214
Full story famalama

[Spoiler] I lived in the uae for some time

Also she can, You're thinking Saudi arabia.

>>35457330

She understands my robotism. She's pretty based desu.

>>35457418
>I called her a worthless whore who should die
Ah, classic Islam

>>35457418
Her dad will not let her go anywhere. He denied her studying in Jordan because he's overbearing as fuck.

The full story is we met on r9k spoke for a few weeks and realized we shared the same hobbies. We started hanging out more and more often then she confessed to having romantic feelings for me, which was mutual.

We've been together for about 5-6 months now and I'm still totally in love with her. It does seem like she's still in love with me as well.

Hell, I'd go to Jordan just to meet-up with her but she says it's too dangerous for an Israeli. Not that I care I'd risk my life to meet her desu.

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>>35457464

I'm a degenerate, not that religious desu

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>>35457504
She can go anywhere she wants. He just won't pay for it lol

I had no idea a Palestinian girl living in the uae goes on /r9k/. I miss being the only uae poster on /r9k/ and channel four in general.

At the very least I'll be the only Mauritanian for quite some time.

Is she one of those obnoxious Twitter teenagers who think they're special for going to these kinds of places on the Internet? A culture vulture who has never experienced the robo life desu senpai

>>35457418
>some comment section
Leddit? Youtube? What the fuck is this even. What did she say about you calling her a worthless whore. Like what. Are you this much of a chad you can do that to a girl?

>able to talk to girls out of nowhere for months
>calls girls whores
>gets nudes and gf still

CHAD OUTO.

>>35457639
No, she's a real robot. Has issues with making friends, has severe anxiety and suffers from insecurity.

Since she met me she has improved dramatically. Her anxiety is less severe and she started talking to people in real life.

She's also a 8/10 look wise and her body is easily a 9/10. I have no idea how I netted her tbqh desu.

>>35457504
Are Israelis allowed into Jordan?

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>>35457681
Instagram. Something about my words not affecting her. Can't remember this was months ago.

I also got in an online relationship of some sort with this crazy Canadian ruskie girl. That one was shorterover and less sincere though. I commented that I wanted to eat her and because by the holy throne of God that ass was phat.

>me
>Chad

I wish everyone that knows me could read that and laugh at you

>>35457747
They are thankfully. But I'm not so sure she likes the idea of me going to Jordan as an Israeli.

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>>35457721
>8/10 face
>9/10 body
>Robot

When will normies leave my my board alone?

>>35457781
Show us this ass damn it.

>>35457781
>you have a gf
>someone loves you
>someone sent naked pictures to you
>someone wants your cock
>someone talked lewd to you

CHAD. FULLY. IRREVERSIBLY.

AND OUT

>Instagram
Normie.

>>35457864
>Your board
I've been on 4chan since 2006. Used r9k since its inception (back when it was about 'gentlemen' and /b/ 2.0)

You're probably underaged and came from Plebbit, seeing you post those stupid fucking normie frogs. Let Pepe go he's fucking dead.

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>>35457870
The ruskie

>>35457879
I'm just an android if you reach hard enough

>>35457954
Oh fuck off you Chad in denial. Stop stealing fembots and just fuck off. You don't know what a real robot is like. No matter how long you've been on this board. I guaran-fucking-tee you you and I are NOTHING alike. I'M THE TRUE ROBOT HERE. Now fuck off.

>>35457918
>Letting normies steal your mascot

Your average origirobot cuck ladies and gentlemen

>>35458022
Pepe is not r9k's mascot you fucking stupid pretender. Neither is Wojak. Stop trying to force your stupid meme culture on 4chan.

Liking memes is a normie thing. Can you stop showing how young you are? It's quite obvious you've been on 4chan for under a fucking year.

Just go back to Plebbit or whatever shithole you crawled out of you useless cunt.

>>35457954
Damn that's a nice ass

original

>>35457815
Its dangerous to go in an israeli passport bro. You'll get fked up.