>visit america >sitting in restaurant >table near me

>>35456129
>go to cinema
>people clap when the film has finished

Im American and never been outside the county , and even I think this stupid.

>>35456129
I've never fucking seen this
I'm calling bullshit
maybe the waiter was a downey and they were happy he didn't trip?

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>be a 'nam vet
>go to walmart for cheap socks
>see a line of fat people waiting to get fat people scooters

charlie didnt need fat scooters

>>35456129
>transferring flights in America
>the plane lands without getting shot
>everyone claps and chants U-S-A for seven uninterrupted minute

>>35456291
Not OP, but it happened to me at tgif.

>>35456385
I despise existence.

>>35456129
>at the supermarket
>cashier calculates the change without using the computer
>the whole queue starts clapping

>>35456291
I was at Olive Garden the other night and the people sitting at the table me clapped every time the waitress gave them more bread sticks

>visit America
>ask for tea
>throw up and die wtf is this shit

>>35456129
>>35456236
just whites do this op. literal no other american does.

>>35456528
Non-whites aren't real Americans

>Be America
>have drive-thru cigarette stores so you can be fat AND get cancer

>>35456129
>be american
>wake up
>realize where i live
>clap and chant U-S-A!

>>35456551
By that logic on Native Americans are the real ones

>>35456528
YOU ARE WRONG

I live in SoCal, and it is whites, spics, and fat Asians that do this.

>>35456604
native americans are just northern mexicans and they need to go back

>>35456567
Baltimore has drive through ABC/liquor stores. I still can't get over that

>>35456551
t. white mongrel whose family came over from Ireland/Italy a hundred years after the blacks came

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>sitting in restaurant
>birthday cake comes out the kitchen
>the whole restaurant starts singing happy birthday

>>35456693
>Ireland
>Italy
>white

haha

>>35456831
>America is 60% white
>half of that isnt even white

>>35456528

Niggers are loud and annoying during the movie instead of waiting until it ends to be loud and annoying

>be in pub
>bartender drops glass
>everyone goes 'WAAAAAAAY!'