Tonight, I'm feeling a little adventurous. I'm bor

>shit in hand
>jack off with it

>>35547055
Alright, sounds good. I do need pornography whilst I'm doing that, so what do you recommend?

Try taking some really musky, smelly socks that you either have on or lying around. Put it over your nose and take huge whiffs of it while jacking off.

sissy hypnosis videos

>>35547098
Just because I'm on r9k it doesn't mean I'm unhygienic. Kill yourself filthy animal

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>>35547129
>he doesn't get hard to his own body odor

>>35547148
I think my dirty dick smells good, but not socks

>>35547073
Coprophilia hentai of course

>>35547020
With 10 minutes down, it looks like loli hentai is the clear leader! 50 minutes left to go, keep voting!!

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>>35547020
>I'm bored of cumming into tissues
Why not get yourself a onahole?

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Little girls are the best.
Alternatively fap to youtube gymnastics