Type in your name and post your results! http://www.urbandictionary.com/

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I'm a fucking rock I guess

>>35547254
fuck wrong file

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I like my name lol

>>35547193
Leave it to cock hungry sluts and pussy whipped retards to abuse a site like this for their own entertainment. The amount of beta orbiting that can be observed in a lot of these is actually pathetic.

>>35547312
Wow man, did mom overcook your tendies?

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>>35547193
Lies, cruel lies. They're all a variation of this, except when they are autistic references to the Kingdom Hearts character.

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kek

>t. 25 KHV

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>God exists
*tips fedora*
>will never die a virgin
I g-guess there's still hope, huh guys?

This could not BE more fucking wrong.

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>>35547193
>looking through pages and pages of definitions of your name
>they're all extremely positive and strangely similar to you
>realize that despite that no one will actually love you that much and all of those people with your name have friends and girlfriends and successful lives and you're just a loser

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This is quite literal. All people believe this is the origin. A pretty accurate definition

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>he is the epitome of a true man
I had a good laugh with this.

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This is pretty much 100% accurate

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Currently 20
Still waiting for those Greek god looks to come in

>>35547193
My only results are about the fucking meerkat from the lion king, feels good to have a rare name

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>>35547193
Ha!
This supposed to make me feel better?

>22
>At my prime
>Never held hands with anyone in 20 years

>>35547512
At least you got a living thing. I got a rock.

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And it's even true

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>tfw the physical appearance stuff was spot on

>>35547516
Kek. One of the definitions to my name, "The biggest and sexiest gay Austrian since Adolf Hitler". This supposed to tell me something?

>>35547541
>>35547243
Is your name actually Ruby as a male?
My little brother is named after a gem and he got a lot of people making fun of him throughout school. Now today he lies about his name and tells people it's something else.

>>35547624
Well I was born with a different name but I'm a degenerate

I am looking for one that isn't cringy as fuck but I think that is impossible.
Or just a negative one as well.

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>>35547663
Were you born with a male name?

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>Greek
My name is Italian though.

>>35547663
Why is it that trannies always pick flowerchild retard names

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>>35547193

You fucks can stop complaining, ATLEAST YOU HAVE RESULTS FOR YOUR FUCKING NAMES

my name has literally two male definitions in over 20 pages of this shit, and THEY'RE BOTH ABOUT HOW THIS NAME USED TO BE A GUYS NAME

'The name as legend goes are thought to be given to both Male and female children. Although Male Courtneys are rarely seen and thought to not exist any more. '

FUCKKKKING GOD DAMN THIS SHIT

>>35547700
>by Angelo Collins

>>35547699
Yeah.

>>35547714
You realize it's actually a really popular name? A few years ago it was the second most popular name given to babies in England

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Somewhat accurate i think

>>35547776
Yeah you totally didn't pick that because of Steven Universe sure

>>35547296
William's are all faggots in my experience

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>>35547447
>tfw the only thing that don't apply to me is being sexy

>>35547802
>Implying I changed my name after Steven universe was created

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>by: MordiErMann
I'm getting fucking destroyed here.

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>>35547724

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=male%20courtney

Actually looked it up and some sad fuck whos prob named courtney todd made a post to signalify it lol

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this isn't me at all

>>35547853
What kind of dumb ass name is Runar?

>>35547954
Fuck you blame my parents not me.

>>35547959
They probably worked real hard to find out a name suitable for your ugly ass.

>>35547912
How do you even fucking pronounce that

>>35548042
At least my parents bothered to try.

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Pretty accurate all in all.

>>35548063
Shut up, Runar.

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>>35548112
original comment fardinproverablidet

moses

>A real cool guy. Duped the Egyptians into thinking he was royalty, then ran away after killing one of them. Famous quote: "Let my people go!" Moses' people were the enslaved Israelites. Together they crossed the Red Sea using the Force, but the Egyptians were dumbasses and could neither use the Force nor swim worth a damn. Moses would be a saint if he had been in the New Testament, but instead he's Jewish. Not to be confused with Moses Malone, basketball star.

>Moses means 'drawn from the reeds.' It is debated whether or not Moses Malone was drawn from the reeds, too.

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>No one can't touch Emilio
I suppose this also include grills

What good does me the power to satisfy women, if no woman will give me the chance to satisy her? Let alone touch her.

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>>35547193

Hahahaha.

No.

Not really, originally.

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Mine is a lie.....
Gave me some hope though

>>35548519
You have the chance to cuck Link with Zelda, man, don't miss the chance.

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Shitpost of the century :^)

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Originally pretty spot on

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>>35547193
kek how based i am

>>35547193
>A name given to a person, usually male and usually of Hispanic descent. Most people with the name Ricardo are bright intellectuals, sometimes antisocial, but overall good people.
HOLY FUCK

Brent
>A male who, at first glance, seems to be a douchebag, but upon further study will turn out to have a heart of gold.
Apparently God tier name according to this bullshit. Sort of accurate considering I'd be Chad if I didn't have severe autism

>>35547193
>Richard
>Tall, almost towering, large features, arms, legs. Beautiful heart. Kind, usually reserved about sharing his feelings. Although he is able to communicate well, he feels much more deeply than he speaks. Only those that are close to him will ever really know him. Will see 'it' through even if he is unhappy, his commitment unwavering. Will make many mistakes believing he has made a 'wise' choice. Realizes logic does not bring happiness. Falls in love only once, usually shocking (completely different upbringings) to him. When he does find her, he is relentless in his pursuit. However, it is not calculating, unconsciously he maneuvers his actions to allow himself to be with her. A strong, powerful force, a positive energy, other men are always questioning, "what's so great about Richard?". Spiritual leader. Excellent lover, very good with his entire body, making women fantasize about him regularly. A very thick, yummy kisser. Richard is a kind, good, lovely, beautiful, sweet, aggressive, sensitive man with a consecrated heart. Richard is super sexxy!

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Apparently I'm not a singular individual, but a network.

Kekepalmeris disney

>The most amazing person in the entire universe. Everything about him is perfect! He's charming, handsome, intelligent, strong, romantic, funny...everything you want in a guy. It's impossible not to fall in love with him! Once you lay eyes on him, you will know from that very moment that you will never stop loving him.

i looked up a lot of names for dudes and seeing the ones in this thread, they're basically all extremely flattering, why? you'd think there would be most mean shit lmfao

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too real robots...

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only one that didn't call me a slut

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>>35547193
I like my name now


Origina commment

Some of these are pretty amusing, shame I'm actually just a virgin loser with no friends instead of one of the interesting ones...

>A dope fresh person with nothing less than twenty grand in his pocket. Wears only the cleanest and freshest clothes around, almost always guranteed to be wet.

>Usually a hard working guat. Likes to drive trucks that look like they have been driven by a terrorist through a mine field. Tends to run naked through the streets of Guadalajara. Has a cave in Mexico tended to by his Consuela. Loves the sound of a Honda Civic with a chainsaw motor in it. Has the skin of a Hershey's milk Chocolate bar.

>An awesome son of a bitch that gets all the pussy, loves dragon ball z and has a big fat cock.

>>35551813
every single Kayla is a cock-loving slut

>the most absolutely gorgeous girl you will ever meet. down to earth, a lot of fun, beautiful inside and out, and DEFINITELY not frigid. hahahaha

fuck gender neutral names

>>35552211
>fuck gender neutral names
these are the most beta names.

>>35552134
but i'm a virgin though

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>>35552398
but do you like the cock?

>>35552465
not really i want to date a cute girl.
also i'm probably asexual

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>>35547193
Little did they know, I'm a dirty, sloven, failure of a man.