>he pees in the bathroom sink

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>>35603297
I'm gonna go do that right now.

Sometimes I like to pee all over the bathroom

>>35603297
Why would I do that. The toilet is literally right next to it.

>>35603331
My old sink used to be at the exact perfect height for this, it was fantastic. I didn't use the toilet for anything but shit for 3 years.

Then I moved and the new one is too tall for a 6'2" manlet like me to hang my dick into without standing on my toes and at that point I might as well just piss in the bathtub

>>35603297
>he pees in his own mouth

damn /r9k you nasty

>>35603297
My toilet needs a bucket of water to be poured in for it to flush since it doesn't flush normally. I got tired of doing that so I decided to take a piss in the sink instead. This lasted for a week until I got to the main part of my house and my brother was washing dishes and said "Ugh, the water smells like pee." Never peed in the sink again.