What are some of the most brutal, hilarious, and entertaining ways you've heard people have died?
Link articles, videos, etc
http://koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2017/03/113_225890.html
girl dies of who can eat the most ramen competition with friends at school
>>35602934
>unknown mounts of alcohol
>sharpen stick then place on sterling wheel
>floor it into cliff side
>survive long enough for ems and fire to show up
>fire starts as rigs pull up to sceen
>scream and burn to death while firefighters desperately pull hose off truck
>>35602934
My ex gf od'd on fent and her boyfriend at the time tossed her in the shower and left her there, her mouth was open or somthing cuz she drowned like a turkey in a rainstorm.
David Carradine
Sexual Aphixsiasion
From "City of Djinns" by William Dalrymple.
The book is about the history and making of modern New Delhi.
>>35604701
When I was college at madison wi a friend of a friend got really drunk and tried to open a door to a house that wasn't his.
Of course the owners called the cops and when they came they said he reached for their gun and shot him like 30 times.
Turns out the cop was dirty as hell and on probation for a ton of excessive force violations so he was forced to retire.
I stopped drinking so much after that
My university had a really bad spat of people butt-chugging wine then falling off the roofs of 5-story frat houses
>>35603900
did you actually read the article
does anyone have that webm of that chinese guy on a bicycle trying to outpedal an out of control truck, only for the truck to knock over a streetlight that falls forward and decapitates him, then the truck hits him and then explodes?
>>35605278
this can't be real fuckin china
>>35602934
asphyxiation by chocolate powder
1000 ways to die
>>35605307
it is. i think i saw it on /pol/ but I'm having trouble finding it on 4plebs.
this one gave me a giggle
>>35605512
>tell son to shoot himself
>he actually did it, the absolute madman
>>35602934
This happened in my state. Brad's stepdad BTFO
>>35605278
I don't have it but I've seen it.
it's probably in the top ten funniest things I've ever seen on the Internet, I don't know why I didn't save it.