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>30 year old virgin
>one day say fuck it and get a hooker
>find a fairly cute one online
>she's about 2 hours away
>go to the hotel where she is at
>nervous as fuck, heart racing, mouth like the Sahara, face red
>knock on her door
>she's not as cute as advertised
>we talk for about 5 minutes and she starts blowing me
>unable to get hard
>eventually get an erection
>she climbs on top of me and starts riding
>lose my erection because condom and she's loose
>eventually she gets tired
>i'm embarrassed and say I have to go
Fuck this was suppose to be a good learning experience instead it was an embarrassing nightmare and spent $300 for it
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>>35636202
>$300 for a shitty bj and sex without release
this is why I'll probably never bother with a hooker
You could have bought a ps4 or something for that
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>>35636220
Hey at least I'm no longer a virgin am I r-right?
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>>35636256
I suppose so. Check that off the bucket list
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>>35636256
You made it, anon! Congrats!
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>>35636202
Most people's first sexual experiences are pretty shitty dog
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>>35636430
My first was with the girl I love.
She wanted it so bad, she grabbed my erect cock and shoved it inside of her before riding me to almost release, where I quickly pulled out and shot a load of sperm across the carpet.
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>>35636202
Erectile dysfunction is a canary in a coal mine for heart attacks. You're about fifty times more likely to have one if you don't change your diet.
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>>35636538
Has nothing to do with being extremely nervous and self conscious huh?
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>>35636538
Naw thats stupid mayne, I couldn't get hard like first 3-4 times I tried to have sex because I was so nervous, as soon as I did it I was fucking her 5 times a day easy.
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