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Get my first girlfriend at 17, moved in with her at 18, married her at 23, now I am 25. I'm going to be studying till 27, have children at roughly the same time and the just see what happens along the line. I still want to get a hunter's licence and a boat licence.

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>plans for rest of the year

>keep saving money
>stop living so much in the future
>make more money
>have an amateur kickboxing fight
>get to 20k followers on my clothing lines instagram
>smoke more weed
>bench 250
>fuck more women

This is it robots I'm gonna make it.

I felt bad for missing out on teenaged relationships and love. But then I got my first GF at the age of 27 and I don't even think about it any more. I caught up on everything with her and she's just lovely.

It didn't "fix" me and I still want to die. But at least that problem is gone.

Fagbot here, 28 years old. I missed out on young love but I had a nice relationship when I was 25 or so. It only lasted a year, but it was easily the best time of my life. I fucked everything up due to my brain problems and I think about killing myself every day.

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I'm going to erase the normies

>>35636425
Turns out women are just as pathetic than robots

Also
>suck dick like the whore that you are
>use an angel emoticon about it

kek, you can't make this shit up

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Fuck females. I'm going to focus on my work.
They can come to me if they care so much, I'm done.

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>>35636377
>Women
ahh haa haa haa

That shit fuckin scares the shit out of me. I say how are you to the cash register chicks, they say oh I am good how are you, I say yeah not too bad. And that is that. I don't want fuckin more than that. Sometimes they try, I give very very short answers.

Fucking never want a woman. Good god. What you fucking think I am some faggot with a job. Ohhh fuck that shit with a tin hat.

As for plans for the rest of the year, I want to play through San Andreas again by the end of the year.

24 here currently trying to go trap mode

>>35636377
>Did you miss out on young love too, fellow oldbots?
missed out on love all together,
Got so desperate in my mid 20s that I actually started to look for love on 4chan kek.
It was complete and utter disappointment, she turned to be just like the rest of them, another normie.

>>35636377
>Did you miss out on young love too, fellow oldbots?
I missed out love in general
>What are your plans for the rest of this year?
try not to go insane

>>35636408
Why post here? I hope you get your shit fucked up

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I can't even get angry.

I can't even feel fear.

I just feel the world is a tragic mystery.

I'm alone, but I don't know how else to be.

I wish I had something I could work on alone.

A project or scheme that would give it all some meaning.

Because other aren't a source of meaning.

The world isn't a source of meaning.

Not even pleasure is meaningful.

>>35636595
How did you even manage to get a gf? Do you have an active social life? How does she deal with you being a robot?

>>35636595
this
>>35638567

Please tell us how you did it

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>>35638546
Does this apply or relate?

>>35638510
I can only hope it was satire otherwise troll.

>>35638567
>Do you have an active social life?
Yeah I always thought having a social life / friends was a very important perquisite for getting or rather maintaining a girlfriend that isn't a fembot.

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>>35638681
>Yeah I always thought having a social life / friends was a very important perquisite

get out

>>35638718
What? I've lived a very sheltered life.

>>35638732
Oh, I thought you were saying you had a social life.

>wasted teenage years inside playing vidya
>never got to be part of the emo subculture
>never got to fuck qt emo grills just by being part of said subculture
>the older i get, the more i regret it, the more time i spend regretting it

>>35638830
You were part of a subculture you just didn't realize it.

And that subculture now defines the modern age.

The subculture of poorly socialized frustrated young men.

Enjoy your role in history.

>>35638916

yea but that didnt get me laid

>>35638916
>poorly socialized frustrated young men
Kill me

>>35636377
24 here, but I see myself here until after I turn 25.
young love:
had a bit of that, but one of my high school gfs cheated on me, and the other tried to beat me up and unleash torrents of mean things at me all the time.

plans:
Keep working my job, keep looking for a housewife gf. Move to Boston in a few months, find a nice apartment on a high floor with an okay view, pay off the last of my student debt, get /fa/ and lose 30 lbs.

>>35638992
Not until you're served your historical purpose.

>>35636377
>Did you miss out on young love too, fellow oldbots?

Yes. There are several reasons, but they're too pathetic to share, even here.

>What are your plans for the rest of this year?

I'm trying to be better. I got my license and I'll be going back to school once I've saved up another year's worth of money. I want to spend my Nana's last days with her, because we can all feel the imminence of her death even though they don't talk about it. I'm trying to work on a routine for exercise too, but often I'll just get drunk instead of thinking about things.

>>35638916
>frustrated
eh maybe from the pov of a normie.

What do normies our age do to get a gf on sunday?

>did you miss out on young love
nope, I had it and I threw it away. It wasn't going to work out anyway so it was probably good for both of us that we ended it but I was a dick to her and I still feel bad about it.

She was kind of a cunt though. It just wasn't going to work out.

>>35638776
No. I was just stating an assumption.

>>35639080

Nothing is too pathetic to share here anon. I once tried to get my nearly braindead retarded dog to fuck me and have gotten many, many things stuck up my ass.

I'm thinking I might finally get a job.

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>>35636377
Why does this thread exist?
Just to piss people off?

I had a gf at 16 there was nothing particularly good about it and it's nothing to overhype, do you think all those guys with pregnant teen girlfriends are living life to the fullest or something?

>>35639724
what kind of things in ass?

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>go first 19 years of life without a real gf, lose virginity at 18 to some sloot
>end up getting gf at 19, she's decently attractive and sex is great
>things go great for about a year
>around the year 2 mark, everything goes downhill, ends up cheating on me
>devastated, confidence gone, mentally unstable
>have multiple situations to get another gf that I completely screwed the pooch on
>quickly going bald as well, confidence going down even more
>every time im placed in a promising situation find someway to royally fuck it up
>turn 27 in four months, still no gf since then
>every girl I talk to now has ridiculous standards or is a raging bitch, or is just holding out for Chad

Seriously fuck my shit up senpai, modern women are fucking worthless cunts. Unless you date below your league you're always in constant danger of being cucked, so its not even really worth it for me to invest my emotions into another girl. Like I don't even need a gf but the way it is these days, average guys like me dont stand a chance.

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>>35638916

>tfw you can tell your kids you were part of a subculture

>>35636377
>>35636377
32 here. Luckily I didnt miss out on it. By simple blind luck I managed to get a GF in the 8th grade and we did a lot of freaky shit together.

Funny because I haven't had a GF or done anything with a girl since then. At that age she didnt seem to care about my height, dick size, facial aesthetics, income, social status/etc. Girls definitely do care about that stuff now though and have cared since I turned 18.

I'm not really concerned over it though. The stuff I did with that girl is enough to sate me for a life time. God damn she was lewd.

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26 here
>pic related

>>35640976
>The stuff I did with that girl is enough to sate me for a life time.
When did you reach this conclusion?

I mean you're on this board so I assume something is still wrong?