Post cute things your girlfriend does.

It's /r9k/ if we had a girlfriend we wouldn't be on this board.

Literally redddit's first troll
This should be banenable
sage

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Spends my money and lets me know that I'm not worthy of her attention in a very cute way.

>>35766304
When she paraphrases what I said, she censors all my swear words.

>>35766399
Fugg that's cuute

She whimpers and squeaks when she's close to falling into a deep sleep.

>>35766446
It's like you want me to kill myself

Doesnt like porn for various reasons but is way down for 2d girls n links me to good loli stuff. Makes cute noises at everything w o forcing it. Doesnt hate me for doing drugs but makes custom self help things for me to get better. Has low self esteem and shy even tho 10/10 Body and face and soul. Is truly disgusted by men and im the exception and will never cheat on me. Let me take her virginity. Legitimately likes all the grindcore and noise i listen to even tho her preference is dream pop. Isnt weirded out by my cosplay fetish and dresses up and rp's fran from ff12 often cuz she has the same body (Shes latin fapfap)

>>35766848
Die slowly, normalfag.

>>35766875
I am. Luckily i have a perfect gf and painkillers to make life worth it. She faps me to internet gore btw, we are fucked in thehead and anti social but i guess we normies cuz we found eachother

>>35766304
Threatens to kill me if I leave her.

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>>35766304
If she sees something she knows I'll like she'll buy it and leave it on the living room coffee table for me getting home from work.

She snuggles in at night, most woman do this but it's nice.

Cuddles randomly. I like this the most to be honest.

>>35766848
>Is truly disgusted by men and im the exception and will never cheat on me

check her phone i guarantee she's cucking you, you normie scumbag

She used to laugh loudly at my stupid jokes.

>>35768051
Yeah, you can die now, normalfag.

shes says that i should not worry because someday i maybe find a real one

shes sitting on my lap right now

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You are in the wrong site

>>35766304
My bf lets me rub his soft boifeet, lets me sleep with my head on his shoulder, makes me dinner, tells me he treasures my companionship, eats my dubious cooking, deals with my body odor which smells like frying onions, loves my dog, is patient with my mental illness 9 times out of 10, encourages my art career, discourages my private investigator career, watches me play video games, doesn't hog the bed, doesn't snore, and has become less anal about the way I do chores.

>>35766304
Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.

The time for this has come to an end.

We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.


>Destroy female threads.
>Shitpost female posts.
>Shun female posters.
This board, is our only safe haven in this world.

Society has rejected us, normies have rejected us, everyone has turned their side to us when we need them the most.

Now, they have come here to turn our board into normalfag central. They're here to degenerate it and turn it into /reddit/.

We will NOT stand for this.
>Resist.
>Protect.
>Shitpost.
We will prevail, for our cause is just.

If you have a roastie-friend, you have no rights to post here.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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Roasties and normies have quite got 95% of the internet at their fingertips, yet they come here.


Women CANNOT be fembots because they cannot FEEL at the same depth as we can.

They haven't suffered ANYWHERE near as much as we have, and come here complaining about their shitty issues:
>"tfw only 3 bfs"
>"tfw no bbc on saturday"
>"tfw i want a robot bf but theyre all ugly".

Women are all attention whores, and nothing, not a single thing can change that.


There are no good women left.
Society has made all women bad.
MGTOW is coming.
Normies+Roasties will burn.

>>35766399
>>35766382
>>35766304
>>35766446
>>35766848
>>35767824
Get the fuck off this board. Seriously, you don't belong here. You don't know the struggles of how it feels like to be a robot at all. You aren't even cyborgs.

>Post cute things your girlfriend does.
not exist

now get off of this board, whether you be baiting or a normie

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>>35766304
You aren't welcome here. Go the fuck back to any place besides here, because this is the one place your bullshit isn't tolerated.

REEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROASTIES AND NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD
THIS IS A BOARD FOR ROBOTS ONLY
THIS IS WHY IT WAS CREATED THEN REVIVED
GET YOUR ATTENTION SOMEWHERE ELSE WHORES
THE REBELLION WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
REEEEEEEEEE

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This is now a roll thread. rioewaoi

>>35768531
I am a homosexuaI.

WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE GO AWAY DON'T COME BACK GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tells me that she loves kissing you with my cum on her breath.

>>35768555
Nice digits. I'm rolling for a Chronomancer

the cute sleepy face she has when we sleep in late together. she rolls over, smiles, and says "good morning" in an adorable high-pitched voice, then kisses me.

Usually we have sex soon after that.

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>>35768576
This board is for people with girlfriends now. You're the minority here, it's time to relocate.

>>35768673
>this board is for people with girlfriends.

yeah, how 'bout no.

The board for normans is right this way >>>/soc/

If the robots fall, /r9k/ falls with us.

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>>35768715
>yeah, how 'bout no.
Uh, yeah, sorry kid.

>>35766304
Cute things my gf does
>does those cute farts in her sleep
>half assely sings to song on the radio when I'm driving/riding in the car with her
>has that cute scratchy voice when she has a cold
>sleeps on my shoulder
>the fact that I love her

>>35768745
Nice roleplay, but not as good as mine.
*nuzzles playfully*
what's up OwO?
"teehee"

>>35768651
no worries I'll hang myself now

>>35768816
*stares at you*
"nothing much"
*cool sasuke voice*

>>35768745
*takes off shirt*
"a-anon-sama i hope you're alright with this"
*watches you get hard from the sight of my naked body*
"this may be a bit..bit of surprise anon"
*takes out 40 inch cock.*
"I.-i hope we can make-do."
*starts ramming you, each thrust making you moan like the little boy you are*
*slowly start accelerating, your heartbeat matching the speed of my thrusts*
"tell me if it's too hard, anon-chan"
*suddenly you hear a whisper*
"normies...."

>>35766304
she fishes old tampons out of her snatch with the spoon she's using for her cereal.

She started doing this thing were she snuggles up to me, meows, kisses me, and gives me a tiny lick on my lips

>blah blah blah. Normal fag. REEEEE
I know

>>35766304
She pounds me every thursday with her massive dragondick.
'fucking loch ness monster.

>>35768816
WHATS THIS OWO (POUNCE ON YOU) (LOOKS AT HAND) WHY DO I HAVE PAWS OWO

>>35768949
"it's ok senpai you'll get used :D :D"
*boop the snoot*

>>35768821
There are cooler ways to go, you know

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>>35768816
>>35768851
>>35768898
I'LL TAKE YOU ON THREE AT A TIME

>>35768966
*touches your buldgy wuldgy* OWO SO BIG

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>>35766304
"Leap, fellow soldiers, unless you wish to betray your Eagle to the enemy.
I, for my part, will perform my duty to the Republic and to my General!"
-Eagle Standard bearer

I love her so much, such a brave warrior she was.

>>35768945
THIS is good bait.


Irigigi

>>35769328
not bait, M8

nsifnx

>>35766304
pls don't tell me noodle and 2D are dating

>>35769851
>his patience has been rewarded

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Cheats on me, doesn't talk to me, avoids me, says she loves me, says she wants me, says she's busy when she's clearly not

>>35770192
Is she borderline?

Why aren't your bags packed and why isn't your phone devoid of her number yet?

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>>35770218
I really love her, and my mind is set on being with her, but

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>>35766304
She doesn't exist gets me everytime.

>>35767943
No she doesnt leave the apartment. She is scared of outside.

I dunno if this counts, but my bf does a ton of cute things all the time
>super jealous, will sit there and pretty much fondle me if he thinks someone is flirting with me
>makes tons of adorable noises during sex, goes full hentai face when I put it in
>cooks all meals for me, has a pink apron he wears
>5'5" (I'm 6'5")
It goes on.

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