Tell me all about the kind of girl you think you could end up with.

reckon i'll settle for a chubby clean girl, seem best long term (kids and shit)

>>35766343

A fat, blind paraplygic mtf gf is my best bet.

>>35766343
Nobody really.

Even if I end up with a super compatible girl, I'll end up locking myself in my room anyways.

>>35766343
i'm long past the point of being compatible with any other living being

>>35766343
easy
>go back in time
>die
>marry my crush
>???
>it happens

>>35766343
None because I'd most likely do something mean on accident one too many times (I'm not an emotional person unless if I get pissed) and/or I'd find her annoying and kick her out after a week or so.


But at least I can't get Frasered so I have that.

I wanna girl with low esteem and a rich family.

A shut in with mild autism

>>35766595
Shut the Fuck up, Billy.

In all honesty I really think I could end up with a qt if it weren't for my social anxiety. I've had girls, cute ones, try and flirt with me before. I'd like an artsy type, but none of that SJW shit.

i thought about this very thoroughly. I know how i'll get my fist, and only, gf ever.
>she will do it out of pity
>she wont even kiss me
>she will cheat on me on day 3
>she will end up hating me by day 4
>she will break up with me on day 5

>>35766445
i'd reckon blind people are sexual behemoths

>>35766343
Probably one with some kind of "flaw":
-small breasts(do you people really care about that? kek.)
-6' or taller(I'm 6'4'', so doesn't matter)
-too thin/broad skeleton(as long as she's not overweight or anorexic...)
All I want is for her to be fundamentally kind, like myself.

30+ year old stacy that's hit her biological clock.

>>35766343
>smart
>tall
>overweight AND tall
>tall, like 6'0 plus
>couple of years older than me
>honest, nice
>loves me

I just need to meet her.

>>35766343
Probably a desperate girl who has given up. She hates me but is afraid of being alone. She'd just want me to get her pregnant and act as an object she can point to and say "that's my bf, i'm in a relationship and not at all pathetic".

A pretty common form of relationship, I guess.

>>35766343
A dumb sporty girl. I'm into hiking and kicking things and sports points and shit but intelligent women scare me more than normal women. Dumb girls can be pretty funny because of all the stupid shit they believe in and have never had corrected.

>>35766602
Those are shit at relationships cause they have horrible expectatives and know nothing about life.

>>35766343
>virgin
>kinda cute/skinny
>boring
>will be happy with me

>>35767027
You are either awfully optimist or did not read the thread

>>35766732
Anons relationship,
Met her on a Monday,
Dated on Tuesday,
Kissed on Wednesday,
Fucked on Thursday,
Grew to hate him on Friday,
Broke up on Saturday,
She'd forgotten him on Sunday,
That was the end,
Of Anons relationship.

>>35767053
I think it's reasonable to expect.

>>35766343
I've been getting into shape as well as improving my social skills for a while now, plus I'm getting over the social anxiety from having been bullied from kindergarten to highschool, so I reckon I should be able to get a gf soon enough.

Most likely I will meet a girl during my postgraduate education. I have promised myself that if she isn't a virgin I won't stick with her, so assuming I keep determined on that I'll likely date one or a few women over the next few years and then find one to stick with.

If it doesn't happen then, it'll likely take quite a bit longer as I will probably move around a bit for my career

Realistic description of future gf / wife:

>decent shape, not fat but could lose a few pounds
>ok face, not beautiful but pretty in the right light
>smarter than average, but dumber than me
>fairly confident, has her own plans in life
>probably not all that submissive

That's what I'm confident I can get anyways, let's hope I manage to do better. Think I might make some poor decisions though out of a desire to just get someone

>>35766796
That's where the money is at. All you gotta do is pay attention to them just a little and wham, instant pussy

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3D women are not important

>settling for used goods

>>35766343
Alright, /r9k/, help me choose which girl to go after:
A) high IQ, kinda short, skinny, small breasts, blonde
B) aura of subtle smugness, hair partially dyed gold,
C) turkish ancestry(not openly religious), smooth black hair
D) taller than most(~6'), shorter than me(6'4''), blonde, somewhere between normal and slightly chubby(not overweight by far)
All of them have been nothing but kind to me.

>>35766343
don't think it could happen

>>35767572
Choose the fucking rope, normalshit.

>>35767572
D if natural blonde
otherwise, none of them

>>35767572
>A: if you have sons they'll hate you
>B: not enough info
>C: if you're white, don't shit up your gene pool
>D: sounds good, you'd have kids your own height

That's for a serious relationship, if it's casual just let your dick choose

Short weird girls who probably have low self esteem like me
Probably one of those

Probably a lot of really cute girls into nerdy shit. I'm pretty attractive, I just don't leave my house.

>tfw no qt videogame loving introverted weeb gf

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Female version of myself

Someone who is slightly uglier than me and resents me for being so boring and passive, but stays with me for stability and financial security.

>>35767856
>.gif
Why?

>>35766343
I plan on banging different prostitutes for the rest of my life.

>>35767942

>enabling whores

fucking retard nigger monkey cuckold

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>>35767925
Maybe it's going to move if you watch it long enough

>>35767682
>if you have sons, they'll hate you
Really? Why?

>>35766343
>small catholic spanish gf

that's all i got here guys

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I'm pretty confident I'll end up with a cute and like-minded wifey.

>>35766343
Someone even worse off than me if I ever get one at all.

>>35767856
That's what I want, anon. That would actually be perfect for me. But it doesn't exist. There are no women who are like me.

>>35768263
I hope you do, bro. Genuinely, I hope you make it and become happy.
But you won't.

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>>35766343
>want 6/10 low maintenance weeb girl
>get 8/10 paranoid womanchildren
They're cute, but I don't want to deal with that and I'm not really desperate for anything right now.

Only ever met one girl who fits the bill but how are you even supposed to talk to or hang out with a neet?

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An average looking chubby girl who looks like pic related.

Not only an attainable girl for me but also my ideal.

>>35766343
None.

I don't feel attraction to any women. They don't like me either.

I'm an obese, autistic weeaboo so I can't really imagine myself getting a gf that is anything but that too.

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> she'll have to be autistic somewhat, otherwise I wouldnt' be able to relate with her. Plus we can have logical discussion instead of emotional ones if we disagree on something

>>35767309
>I have promised myself that if she isn't a virgin I won't stick with her
Why are you letting a petty insecurity ruin your chance at happiness? You won't find a virgin, it's simply improbable, but there is nothing wrong with a non-virgin: she can love you all the same. Don't take this board's toxic philosophy seriously.

>>35768402
How do you even meet them?
Please tell me it isn't dating sites.

>>35768485
>a petty insecurity
Typical normalshit excuses.

If everyone wallows in the mud then we'll all become pigs.

I wouldn't respect anyone who has bad enough taste to be attracted to me.

>>35768109
Because they'll be short

Short wife => short kids

>>35768485
Amongst well educated, upper middle class girls a good chunk are still virgins at 20

It's nit about whether she'd love me or whether she'd compare me to other guys. The problem is that I used to get bullied and treated like shit by girls in school, so if a girl had spent that time getting fucked by different guys it would just be a slap in the face for me. Not to say that she would have to have been bullied as well, a normal childhood is just fine. But if she has fucked the kind of guys who would've bullied me when younger I just can't see myself getting over that

>>35766343
>Thinking i could end up with anyone who has standards

thinking back on it, all the e-relationships i had were girls who didn't have standards at the time ,and just really needed someone who showed them affection. one just kind of used me for 6 months, another loved me for 2 years before realizing she could just get a job and not need me anymore, and the last one was fine but i still wasn't over my ex

i'm tired of dating girls and they only like me because i fulfill some sort of "savior" role, maybe i'm looking too far into it but as soon as that "role" is no longer needed i'm just disposed of, even if they never meant to use me in the first place.

>>35767572
High IQ if your IQ is around the same level.

You'll hate your relationship if not.

>>35768736
Not him but.

>my father is 6'1
>my mother is 5'0
>my brother is 6'5
>i'm 6'0

I also have friends with tall fathers and short mothers, and none of them are manlets, so i don't think that short wife will always mean short kids

>>35769067
George P. Bush?

>>35769067
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-much-of-human-height/

Height is largely heritable, maybe you got lucky, maybe your mother ended up shorter than the rest of her family etc. Doesn't negate thay generally shorter people will have shorter kids, so long as good nutrition was given for the last few generations

>type of girl I think I could end up with

I don't think I will end up with a grill

>>35769120
I'm not from the USA so i don't know who he is, so if it was a joke/reference to something, i didn't get it.

>>35769208
That's true, what i'm saying is that from all the people i know, the only manlets are the ones with short fathers.
What i'm saying is that if you have a short wife, it's not 100% sure that your son will be a manlet.

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>>35769323
>so if it was a joke/reference to something

>>35769223
Hey, you might end up getting a used up fat roastie with a kid someday, so keep your chin up :^)

Some average looking Thai lady who only loves my money and citizenship

>>35766343
>aloof, somewhat socially socially inept
>if she's self conscious about small tiddies n bum and being too skinny, she'll find a pet in me
>rouge with a heart of gold
>one big flaw which makes realiontships hard, that i could deal with to a moderate degree.
>medium2low paying job
mainly cuz i aint got that much going for me (i think) other than whats inside and if im your type or not
ill stay virgin and alone till my dying breath wont it?

She's going to be a robot, as in completely artificial

>>35770291
t-thanks originally

>>35766343
A loving and patient woman if the world was kind. A manipulative one when reality sets in.

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One with a nice, small and smooth feminine penis

>>35766343
I hope for 2d
Really do not want to end up as some beta provider for disgusting 3d landwhale

>>35767856
Problem Sleuth is the only good thing Andrew Hussy has ever done

I am still impressed by his ability to just remember every stupid detail of his retarded plotlines though

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death

we all end up with somebody in the end thankfully

>>35771770
no we dont. were all going to die alone and then rot in the earth for all eternity untill our planet explodes

>>35767416
then oops she forgot to take the pill. I go full betadad mode, foot all of the bills, watch the kid while she parties with chad on the weekends

>>35766343
Soc gave me a 6.5 so I'd say a plain Jane girl who looks around 5-6 but has a great personality.

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>>35766343
>Tell me all about the kind of girl you think you could end up with.
Top kek. No princess would ever drop her standards low enough to be with some ugly shit like me.

>>35767479
Also, this

Probably a 5/10 with a personality i like or some cheeky brat that likes older guys. I wont love any of them but ill be bored.

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>>35766343
3rd generation Waifubot Pro MK.II. Running on the open source Lucy OS.

The pro version comes with added facial recognition features and will offer words of encouragement and hugs if she detects high levels of stress. Well worth the cost imho.

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>>35766343

I will settle for nothing less than a decent looking fit tomboy, or a tiny and sheepish yet motherly girl.

I will go to my grave alone if I find neither.

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>>35766343
None because I will always be too afraid to even initiate conversation with a girl. I'm also as thick as a brick when it comes to reading signals so there's no chance of that either.

>>35772259
>Tfw I also have tomboy fetish

It hurts when a tomboy becomes a turbo Stacy.

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>>35772179
Same probably. My life up until 20 was a straight nose dive. Since then its actually been pretty uphill in just about every way I can't help but feel as if I'll be like 26-28 until I have options (I'm 22 now). The singularity is approaching fairly rapidly. If things keep progressing faster and I have a window into what it would be like by then, a waifu bot may be the more intelligent option.

I mean, we would have to wait awhile, and just like a pretty girl, a pretty bot costs money. What women offer really diminishes though. Women get less attractive and lose that cutesy shine with age. It's like, why bother? I'd rather work on myself, make money, feel like a king with his queen when I get the bot. As opposed to getting with a woman I find less and less attractive, having less self improvement time, and being stuck with kids.

>>35768485
Only the poor, stupid, promiscuous, or gullible women end up non-virgins by 18.

Most decent women lose it around 20-25 to a long term boyfriend.

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>>35772435

Sucks cause decent tomboys are hard to come by.

I plan on making the rounds in some local sports clubs (rowing, biking, that sort of thing) see if I can strike any luck and find one or two there.

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Realistically, nobody.

What I imagine even though it's 99.999% no way in hell I'd catch a girls attention?

I feel like she'd be below average looking like me and abuse me. Insults, taking all my money, not allowing me to go places I want, etc. Yet I'll never leave her because "I'll never find another girl again."
Probably wouldn't even hug or kiss me for months on end. I just feel like that's the only way. Kind of sad, but I doubt a stable nice girl would care about me.

One thats crazy or just super fucking desperate.,

Autistic badass weeb

>>35766343

probably an assertive, gold digger spinster

or god, even worse, a single mother/divorcee

this is what happens when u fall for the professional degree meme and get older but remain single

honestly, staying alone for the rest of my life could be the best thing for me at this point

I don't wanna date some grill >5 years younger than me, but the remainder are as i described abvove

less autistic version of my self.
need some sort of counterbalance in my life.

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>Tell me all about the kind of girl you think you could end up with.

One like this.

>>35773391
Holy shit, would fuck until neither of us can move any more/10