Omegle Thread

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Best way to spend a Friday night, r-right?

>>35766574
oh god.

someone protect her.

>>35766574
Yeah. His parents really should take better care to make she he isn't going on sites like omegle. Hopefully he will take that girl's advice.

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Is she dead or is she living happily ever after?

>>35767112
shitty joke

>>35767118
her fingers are gross

>>35767251
You have to be 18 to post here bud. Fuck off.

>>35767118
She has a boyfriend now so probably happily ever after

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>>35767273
I'm well aware, 'bud'

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Will i get a gf if i go on! PLEASE RESPOND

>>35767635
nah, any women you find on here is either ugly or dumb

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>>35767635
Is that a bad thing buddy? ;__;

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Machinic assemblages metastasise
Her clavicle extends like a Cadillac
Amidst the sublime zaibatsu function
I am enfolded happily in her body.

Shit there was someone giving me a tarot reading and my browser crashed. Sorry.

You people are literally worse than normies.

>>35767831
not necessarily, some people are ugly in an interesting way

>>35767635
I'll be your gf come find me

Is Amber on

>>35769530
yea im chatting with her rn

>>35769761
going to need proof

Everyone is extremely boring

>>35769918
and how are you an exception?

>>35770038
By trying to make conversation beyond
>hey
>where you from?
>disconnect

>>35767959
This guy was normal once, and then his autism morphed his pathology further until it fell deep into retardation

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oh boy. do i miss her...

>>35770604
please do not post elizabeth ever again

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>>35770653
but i love her and miss her

>>35770659
I do too. But she's gone, anon.

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>>35770715
NO
SHE
CAN'T
BE
GONE

>>35770243
Please refrain from berating me, I'm overly sensitive.

>>35769918
Indeed. People go on here expecting to be entertained rather than just fucking talking.

its time to grow out of r9k.

>>35770867
but im just growing into it....

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>>35770867
>tfw to intelligent for r9k but too sad for other boards

>>35770818

The irony being that getting skipped a million times by desperately dull people is actually pretty boring.

a is my favourite of all time omegle chats

I want to come back but I feel like a slut if I do.

I'm coming on in a minute.

yeah but are screenshot fags gonna ruin it again?

>>35772369
nobody has been screenshotted since last year you faggot

>>35772428
FALSE I SAY, YOU SCAB-BACKED SHELTON!

To the guy I was talking to about Oregon and America, I'm sorry.
I wasn't expecting to be harassed right at that moment.

>>35771444
Embrace the feels

Bump because we need more nowww

>>35773969
Keep this thread bumped until I wake up please

>>35773479

I'm a male specimen