Why don't you get a girlfriend ya fucking bastard? Settle

>>35782132
You can't fix something that's broken by smashing it against another broken object, anon.

>>35782167
See that's where your wrong, you can both be broken and won't have to fix anytrhing

>>35782132
The insignia on her computer looks like an ISIS flag

>implying these girls if they even truely exist don't alsp ride the cock carousel

Idiot.

>>35782463
Maybe you should join her cock riding ya fucking idiot ib4 le roastie

None of these girls exist IRL, which is why waifus are a thing.

>settle for something that doesn't exist
haha

>>35782575
>>35782554
How does it not exist nigga lol just go to some girls dorm or something lol find some fujoshi is easy

>>35782627
>Commit trespassing
>Commit homeinvasion.
>Invade a NEET or an indoor-person's privacy.
>GO TO A GIRLS DORM

There's a reason why we're on r9k OP.

>>35782627
They literally all have boyfriends, or are willingly alone.

Even if they weren't, they'd have 100 guys vying for them.

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>>35782132
>>35782370
>>35782543
>>35782627
You're a virgin. Quit trying to pretend you know anything about girls.

>>35782132
Settle for a waifu? You're preaching to the choir OP

>>35782132
Is she using a piss bottle?

Do any fembots actually do this?

>>35782762
they use a funnel

interestingly, 'funnel' alone was not original.

>>35782627
I know some fujoshi but they actually show themself as not broken... some are even proud/

>>35782787
Really? Are you a femanon? How do you know?

>>35782792
Gimme all your fujoshi lemme be free from the world

>>35782132
>implying anyone would settle for me.

>>35782851
Because you're a fag, that's why.


Oh digga do

How do girls use piss bottles?

I don't know any girl who is single and would be interested in me. Also I have never talked about that with a girl. Also I am insecure and tend to underestimate myself. I think it is better for both girls and me that we don't date. It is sad, but they don't deserve to have to put up with my shit.

>>35782904
We need some femanons to tell us, I don't think they can

>>35782897
I'm actually bi.
Opinion discarded.

>>35783037
That's even worse dydoo

>>35782762
It's a cartoon, women can't piss into bottles

>>35783186
Sure they can. We've had threads about it

>>35783349
Yeah surrrrre anon suuuuuuuiiite

All shut-tin girls in real life eat a lot and are fat.

>>35782132
well sure fucking thing as long as i find one that wants me

jackass

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>>35782132
I WISH SOMETHING LIKE THAT RELATED OP, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TEASE ME????? REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

i will be any fembot's bf RIGHT NOW

limited time offer only available during this thread

i got cockblocked by another girl at a hospital i stayed at. one girl asked me how my friend was. he was a great friend until he lost weight and turned himself into a chad just he likes chubby girls. i was going to ask a girl's number...

i asked a chubby girl she asked me if this was a joke. it kind of hurt.

>>35784393
Hey fuxk you bitcho

>>35784393
I'll be any fembots bf irl or LDR. I will stay with you forever and game with you, watch anime with you, listen to music whatever.

I'm holding out the golden ticket here for any girls who want a robot bf. Just reach out and take it.

>>35782132
>Settle down
I don't know why but the idea of settling down makes me believe love/relationship to be disingenuous which further turns me away from it.
A woman like that seems fine, but the problem is with myself not trying to become attracted to anyone.

>>35782132
there are no grills like this, women are accepted in society whatever their flaws and so never reach the point where being a recluse is preferable to going outside, if they are mentally ill people think "she needs help" rather than "he's a twat"

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>>35782132
>finding a girl life that still requires talking to one, getting to know her and winning her trust

>>35785065
what the h*ck i was first

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I have a boyfriend (faggot) and my life is still a mess.

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>>35785225
I have a girlfriend (lesbian) and my life is okay.

>>35782132
OP those girls don't want us either.

>>35785274
Why not it's easy just say they're pretty a lot and show admiration with affection

>>35782463
They may exist but in tiny ass numbers. She has to be depressed and with a very low sex drive, probably also spergers.

>>35782167
That's not true, if most of your mutual problems stem from loneliness.

>>35785888
My problems are from the next stop

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I don't have a girlfriend because I'm ugly, unlikable, and just plain unpleasant to be around. I genuinely have no idea how to act like an actual human being.

>>35786577
Fix yourself before you do further harm not that hard just go to gymbo

>>35786773
I go to the gym all the time, and I'm about 10% body fat.

>>35782132
even if they would exist, how would you find one?

>>35788006
Be on the look out for them, look at their hair. Watch their eyes, see how sleepy they look or what they wear.

>>35782132
Ok I'll just walk down to the local gfs r us and pick one up

Shut up you faggot

>>35782132
>no qt racist neet gf with large boobs

>>35785065
Uh, that sounds good. Post contact.

>>35788299
Is Skype fine? Mine is [email protected]

>>35788253
Hey fuck you ya fucking assssshole

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>>35782132
Pic related doesn't exist irl. There are no attractive girls who are isolated/neet like that.

I'm content with dying alone to be honest.

>>35784393
>>35785065
I've seen this scam. One day it's staying forever, gaming and anime and the next day it's serious discussion about feelings and that neet life isn't satisfying anymore. Scumbags.

>>35782132
>Like pic related
Like a drawing?

>>35782132
You see if that type of girl did exist I'd actually try to woo them but they don't.

My CS classes are 98% men, with the 2% people this fat black girl.

>>35788299
[email protected]

>>35788341
not me

>>35788386
I'm not NEET. I'm looking for a gf for life. I'm over being alone. I want to make one(1) girl happy and be with her forever.

>>35788006
That's what I wanted to ask. What websites do these girls use?

>>35788502
>not NEET

Boring.

i use a bucket when im not in the mood to leave the room. i use funnels too to help pour it. i can hold up the botthe to my urethra, but itll drip to the floor. its not that bad if it does. i dont have carpeting to i can let it dry

>>35788923
And then you BURN IT, and let it swim?

>>35788923
lmao using a funnel
why are women such inferior creatures

>>35788734
Not the anon you're replying to, but why boring? I'd say both wageslaves and NEETs can live interesting lives.

>>35782132
>settle down

I'm a fucking ugly manlet NEET. No woman would willingly date or find me attractive.

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>>35789304
You're aiming too high, son. You need to go low because them homely girls need loving too. I know you want some girl like pic related but it's too high for you right now.

>>35789356
Now WHO DIS CUUUUUUUTIE

>>35789356
I googled homely women, and they're either too attractive for me or too old to make a life with.

>>35789464
>they're either too attractive
homely women are just average though, not too cute that makes you want to orbit around them. But at the same time not too ugly to message them for a few seconds without responding

>>35782132
I still have a repulsive body that scares all girls.

>>35789297
Can't connect to someone who works is all.

>>35789847
>Can't connect to someone who works is all.
Are you a girl?

>>35789356
That's the problem though, isn't it?

They're only with you because they know they can't get any better. Women are inherently incapable of love. You see beautiful men with uggos all the time and the only woman I actually loved myself was pretty ugly but she ended up monkey branching out of my life due to me boosting her ego too much.

>>35789847
But work does not define them as a person, just as being NEET does not.

I wish I had a NEET girlfriend named Penelope.

>Settle for a unicorn that happens to be exactly what you want
Fuck you and your bait, don't screw with me you bastard. You took the absolute heights of the human spirit, the very essence of the male soul and you stuffed it into the dirt, smacked it around and smashed it. Bastard, I'll follow you to the fiery pits of hell and kill you a million times over.

>>35782132
where do i meet my hikkimori gf? We can hikki together.

>>35791454
I'm not going to hell. It's oblivion for me

>>35791778
In her room.

>>35791841
which one is this?

>>35791871
Her bedroom.

>>35788923
Thats..... really hot. Are you still here femanon? I have questions

>>35791880
where do i find this exactly?

All I want is a girl that's as serious about and happy with the hikikiomori lifestyle as I am.

Somebody that genuinely has absolutely no interest in going outside and will be happy just to laze around with me all day every day for the rest of our lives. We'll do our own things on our own computers a lot sure but we'll also play stuff together, cuddle and watch stuff together, and of course fuck a lot. This would be my dream life.

Because all girls, from the hottest stacey to the ugliest hambeast, only want Chad.

They no longer have to settle for us because being a slut for Chad's 11" cock is seen as totally acceptable by society.

>>35792329
Yes this. Women have it to easy, and this is the fault of men.
Men need to emancipate themselves from women, if you're not happy about yourself some damn woman is not magically going to make you so.
TFWNOGF is just a syndrome of a society that has emasculated males.

Yes, I got this from Fight Club, does not matter, it puts the finger perfectly on the lack of male identity in post scarcity society.

>>35782627
fuck off retard, they also date chads, they are like chads number #3 girl, for when 1 and 2 our busy with other chads or on period week

>>35792622
how do they know who chad is if they don't even go outside

>>35791886
what sort of questions do you have for me?

>>35782132
I want a girlfriend like this but they don't exist.

>t. girl (male) like that

>>35793428
Lots of stuff about peeing like that, I made a throwaway, email me: [email protected]

>>35793428
where else do you pee?