Test your sexual value

>>35782348
Correction:

0% more than others: robot
1%-100% more than others: normie

>>35782495
What did you get?

Oregano

>>35782348
Who is this?
Oriogo

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>>35782348
Story of my life. totally origamy

78%. Alpha.

If oral sex counts, then 85%. Chad.

Just kill me.

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>>35782348
>>35782810
lmfao origir

>>35782348
23rd percentile

Male, 20 years old, 0 sex partners since 18 (ever)

I tried the same thing but put female instead and it says 26% of 20 year old women haven't had sex.

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It pays off being a normie with decent looks

0 partners = Robot
1 or more = Normalfag

There you go.

>tfw Chad

Niiice. I dunno how much I actually trust Slate, but I'll take it. Guess girls really do love the asperger's dick and that sexy, thechshy lisp.

Also, are that many 23-year old dudes really having that little sex? I thought a normie quiz would yield other results than this. I seriously thought most dudes would have, like, double my partner count.

>fuck off normie reeee
This thread is totally a normie/insecurity/attention thread already.

>>35782348
I feel that I'm worth more because I'm more scarce.
Only one woman will have me and all else are foder.

>>35783321
It seems that guys tend to get more into it in their mid to late twenties.
>>35783281
See here.

That anon got 84% with 23 partners, in the 25-29 age range. I got 85% with 13 partners at 23.

>>35782348

28th percentile, with 3 partners at 25.

Considering that I'm balding and have diagnosed Asperger's, I'm cool with that.

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I-is there still hope for me?

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I am the 96? Or the 5%? How does this work?

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>tfw read sluthate instead of slate at first
I'm fucking irredeemable

>>35783411
I think it probably spikes in the 25-29 range because a good chunk of people have gotten married so the number slides significantly because they are sleeping with the same person. I had years that I was only sleeping with whomever I was dating, and other years like last year where I had 6 different girls.

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add 3 more if you're counting only oral. I guess I'm a chad. All of the males in my family have been chads, I'm the first to be less normie than the others.

>>35782348

number for males doesn't really matter

number for females should be as low as possible

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top leek

I guess my sexual history IS impressive in a way.

>>35783099
It's when girls find out everyone else is a slut

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>Male
>20
>Kissless virgin for life
>23 percent
At least I know there are other people like me

>>35783720
I did the test again, but this time as a "female" and it says 5 percent of my peers are virgins (instead of the 4 percent that I got as a male). Is /r9k/ just memeing, was the sample in the survey unusual or did the women who participated in the survey lie?

>>35783375
You need *some* experience to know what you like, otherwise you'll get desperate and settle for someone you don't.

I don't even know my exact number so I put in a lower number just in case. Still easily a Chad at 93%.

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percent of males who are virgins by age

18-20 - 23%
21-24 - 7%
25-29 - 4%
30-34 - 4%
35-39 - 3%
40-44 - 1%

according to this, there's only a 1/3 chance i will continue to be both alive and a virgin in the next 3 years.

I only want to have sex with the girl I marry and want the same from her. I hate the attitude that having more sex is good. Being attractive and likable is, but anybody can fuck some slut.

>>35783560
You are part of the 96% of people that aren't total losers.

>You've done the deed with more people than 18 percent of your peers
>with 2

teehee

>>35783555
>18-20

Yeah, no shit fuckwad. I lost my virginity at 26, you have so much goddamn time to get your shit together, you have no idea. You're still a child.

>>35783411
It does seem that way. I also wonder how many dudes are just in their first LTR before their mid-20s. I'd have a higher number if I didn't have the same pussy on lockdown for 5 years.

>>35783781
Don't listen to this faglord. He thinks like a cuck. If you find your soulmate like I did than you only need one sex partner and they only need you.

>>35782348

>You've done the deed with more people than 64 percent of your peers

>>35784068
>"soulmate"
>calls other "cuck"
kek

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I've had over 70 girls since 18

>>35784092
>he can't find a virgin girl that's perfect for him

>>35784112
>he likes soft women and not hard men

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>>35782348
I'm not a Chad, I've just had lots of ONSs and a lot of them weren't all that memorable.

>>35784096
Suuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrreeeeeeeee ya have bud

>>35784140
Wouldn't hard women or soft men be the best of both worlds then? Why the heck did capchas get so Jewish?

>>35784168
Women are soft by default. Men are hard by default. You're a delicate wimp if you prefer women.

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>>35782348
> Don't worry, we're not collecting your data.
That's good to know, Mr. Schlomo Shekelberg. You have my complete trust.

I did it anyway. Was a pain to get it working, and the chart still didn't show up, but whatever.