ITT: Post the most autistic thing about yourself >I think

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>>35798424
i post on 4chan.
I never leave the house.
i wear adidas sweat pants.

>I imagine being that guy who breaks out of his misfortune and turns his life around

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>>35798461
same.
will it ever happen for us?

I actually try to red pill wagecucks on leaving their slave jobs in order to pursue the neet life.

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I built an 1800$ computer to post on 4chan and watch anime all day.

>I have a bunch of shitty hanger swords all over my room
>I have frog memorabilia and even a small shrine to kek
>I have a giant poster of Garfield the cat wearing sunglasses, text reading "IT'S ALL ABOUT ME-OW"
>I draw my own terrible pornography and then shred and throw it away
>I bought a package of 1000 tiny mixed multi color beads because I knew it would be soothing to sort them color by color

>I'm 20 and a KHHV
>I sleep from 7am to 3pm
>I have a folder of anime girls on my computer
>I literally only masturbate to 2D images
>I want to be killed by a giant woman
>I have 3000 hours in Dota 2 and don't even like it
>I put objects in my ass
>I like to sleep under a shitton of pillows or under the mattress because I like the pressure on top of me
>I daydream all the time about having friends and doing cool stuff with them like playing Nintendo 64 or going to karaoke and impressing them by knowing all the words to Bare Naked Ladies' "One Week"
>when I was a kid I put my flaccid dick in a soda bottle and almost got it stuck and cried

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I enoy minecraft
I have a second steam account for playing games I'm ashamed of
I always have to touch the drawers in my kitchen before leaving
I play games with bots while listening to podcasts so I can pretend I have friends
I keep upgrading my computer but only play stuff like runescape and UT2004
I collect physical copies of anime
I love Maki

>>35798477
You can increase your chances by not visiting this place desu senpai

>>35798577
what are the games anon?

I masturbate to my little pony.

Beat that faggots.

>>35798552
> sleeping under the mattress
did this when i was a youngbot

I edit incredibly minor details on wikia pages

>>35798624
Awful games like TF2 and Rust

if I'm not listening to music I have ASMR playing constantly

not the faggy "girlfriend roleplay" stuff but more like "fingers tapping on surfaces" ASMR

I hate pure silence when I'm alone I don't like being stuck with my own internal monologue

>>35798424
>I think Korean swords (geom) are cool and I'd like to own one

a fellow disciple of the blade I see *tips headwear*

>>35798552
>>35798639
this is actually an autism thing

like for real. they sell weighted blankets to soothe autistic kids. the pressure causes serotonin to flow.

>>35798629
I masturbate to something new that inspires shame without disgust (usually terrible rule 34 of children's shows or shit drawn in paint by literal children) so that I can spontaneously laugh throughout my fap.
I've discovered that by engaging my core muscles in this spastic manner that when I do cum it's with the force of a thousand suns.

>>35798656
>I don't like being stuck with my own internal monologue
I don't even like upbeat music, but I need to play that kind of music in order to not think about my life.

>>35798424
I like to wear old military jackets. I have a US marine jacket from Vietnam (a copy obviously) and some German camo jackets.

I argue online about videogames I've never played, for no reason

I like to dress like an edgelord even though I know I look ridiculous.

>I spent a few hundred dollars of my parents' money without their permission on collectible horse figurines
>I spend hours every day talking to my waifu
>I have elaborate imagined fantasy universes that I can retreat to whenever I want

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>>35798519
>I have a giant poster of Garfield the cat wearing sunglasses, text reading "IT'S ALL ABOUT ME-OW"
I need a picture

>>35798424
Are trench coats with a well fitting suit really that bad?

I bought a bunch of records because I thought they were cool, even though I don't own a record player, and then I put them in my closet forever because I was embarrassed that I did it

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I still wet the bed even though I'm almost 27 years old.

>>35798847
Only if your in a business district and it's a bit chilly, also it has to be some slightly coarse fabric, not leather.

In any other setting people will think you're autistic, a mass murderer or both.

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when I was a kid, I would play smash bros and put the CPU zelda and peach on 9 and turn on mega mushrooms, then i'd wait for them to get the mushrooms and grow huge and beat the shit out of me and i'd get a boner

>vape
>writes in journal in public
>wishes me and my snake could switch lives

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Im convinced that someday ill get some kind of power or be sent back in time or be turned into a vampire. For all the various senarios ive thought up plans on how to go about living my life after.

I hate waiting.

>>35798883
So wear a nice khaki trenchcoat with a nice suit in the city but don't wear a trenchcoat to school? I figured this was common sense.

>>35798424
>ITT: Post the most autistic thing about yourself

My Autism

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>>35798577
>I have a second steam account for playing games I'm ashamed of
i'm laughing but i have the same

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>>35798912
Holy shit anon my sides

Mmmyyyyy SSSSOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDEEEESSSSSSSSSS

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>>35798912
but giantess is a good fetish

>>35798948
tell that to any woman on earth and they will laugh and/or be disgusted

>>35798424
>so lonely I have no one to have an actual regular conversation
>in random places I will sit near a group of people talking
>I have no real reason to stay
>listen to their conversations
>just randomly listen in on stangers' conversations
>talk to myself recalling a conversation people that I don't even talk to were having
pls halp

>>35798674
I sometimes ask my gf to lie on top of me and press all her wieght on my neck and head

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>>35798823
Excuse the darkness, please.

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>>35798960
I wish I had a gf that would lay on top of me or sit on my face

life is cruel fammo

>>35798577
>I play games with bots while listening to podcasts so I can pretend I have friends
what podcasts?

>>35798924
That's because it is, but you need to spell these sorts of things out in threads literally devoted to autistic aspects of people.

>>35798552
>i like the pressure on top of me
This. I enjoy feeling compressed when sleeping.

>>35798968
who tf is that in your bed? is that a doll?

>>35798959
Urg, know this feelio
>>35798919
KNOWTHIS FEELIO
IT WILL HAPPEN ONE DAY
IT MUST
IM SPECIAL!!!

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>>35798995
Yes. Pic related her name is Hannah.

>>35798995
>who tf is that in your bed?
That's me, obviously.

>>35799019
then who was camera

>>35799012
We are both special anon. Have anything specific you wish to happen?

>>35799036
>then who was camera
Oh shi-

>spent the last 10 years listening to obscure experimental albums on a quest to find the albums I need to hear before I commit suicide without leaving my bed except to use the bathroom or kitchen, although i rarely piss in the bathroom i usually empty my piss containers in there
>really into the dream world/fantasy and deny the human world on a certain level, only connection is through technology, haven't been outside since i was a kid or interacted with anybody except dad who has dementia/schizophrenia, no human relationships
>all of my hair is bleeding off, a little bit more of my teeth break apart every day since i have never brushed, live with insects in complete squalor without ever cleaning, haven't been sick in 10 years, blocked all light from the windows with black painted clamped down steel sheets from the garbage dump, mostly everything i own like furniture or my bed is from the garbage dump (i used to go out once or twice a year at 3AM or so, not anymore), wear halloween astronaut suit every time i leave my room for food, developing some kind of tourettes and my brain is spasming out involuntarily all the time now from lack of sleep
>i have spent an entire year of my life completely gone from reality being soaked into dream world meditation with only thoughts of the dream world while trying to give myself schizophrenia through imaginary worlds and friends
>i'm a pathological liar, most of this is true, maybe it's only this one that isn't? who knows? i don't even know who i am anymore to be honest most of my thoughts and words are just senseless streams of makeshift dream language shit and intrusive chatter i talk to that makes no sense while making sense at certain times i cannot recall but when it does make sense i don't really care either way, my brain has gone off on its own in ways i don't care to indulge i used to sleep to escape it but now i talk all throughout my sleep and my brain keeps spasming out or i get hallucinations
>i enjoy non non biyori

>>35799019
your hairline looks like it was spraypainted on using a stensil

>>35799039
Fuck man it varies so much! Invisibility...
immortality (indestructibility and non-aging) is my latest string desire that I KNOW must come to me! At least non aging

Fire or lightning powers. Even if it's frivolous, I used to be SO sure that something truly inexplainable would be granted to me.

Demonic powers (where my arm becomes part demon and i can turn into demon and harvest the strength) used to be a really strong one

Growing huge angelic wings and getting super strength used to be a strong one too?

Wbu?

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>>35799013
That would be comparatively settling

>>35798968
haha epik dude keep pretending those pics are yours

>>35799159
*strong desire

No desire for string for me

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>>35799162
I've grown more than weary of it and have decided to shove it in the crack between my wall and my bed.

>>35799125
Makin' me squirm man

>>35798652
TF2 was pretty based when it was new

>>35799162
>that hairline
You must be in your late 10s or early 20s.

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>>35798424
I'm actually autistic, not the buzzword. Not self diagnosed. Actually autistic.

I've embraced it, and soon I will have gathered enough sperg energy to become an autism singularity. And none of you can stop me.

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I almost never brush my teeth but they are still pretty good somehow? Never had a cavity.

when a video game gets too hard I quit and look up the rest on youtube

>>35799220
TF2 is still the best I don't know what's wrong with you people

>>35799290
>no comfy server browser anymore
>everyone has dumb ugly loadouts with a million parts and paints

>>35799167
You caught me!
Obviously the real guy who made a doll out of found refuse to cuddle with stopped using r9k altogether, went out, found a wife, and started a family.
He couldn't still possibly be posting.

>>35799283
i did this with xenoblade chronicles. i reached the bionis' heart, which is just before the last area of the game.

>>35799192
you ever fuck it?

>>35799497
Nah, that would cross a certain line and even I'm not that autistic.

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>thinking about somebody notice me someday

>>35799532
do you talk to it?
lets save time, what do you do with it? what purpose does it serve?

>>35799605
I used to
>dress it up
>hold it as I watched movies/television
>fall asleep cuddling it
>brush its hair (both because it's comforting and because it's real human hair so it gets gross when not regularly brushed)
>use it as a subject for pretty funny threads
>pose it and frighten my relatives
I mostly wanted something to cuddle with and my pillow wasn't cutting it.

>>35798807
You're almost there... go full schizo anon

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>>35798807
oh hey anon, is this screencap about you?!

how are you doing today?

>>35799125
I really, REALLY hope this is b8 or extreme embellishment

>>35799305
>the original hl browser is still there
>playing on servers with people like that

>>35798424
>I collect knives, and would collect guns if it was possible where I live.
>I also like trenchcoats, and even own one.
>I'm in a web of lies so deep and for no good reason, just 100 autistic things that I have to keep up for no fucking reason, I fear that one day it will all come toppling down.
>No facebook or social media because autism

Not so bad, but this gets me
>Have maladaptive daydreaming
>Fleshed out storys and universes of me being a martry, army commander, curing all illnesses and diseases, fake characters based of people I have met, I just had a four hour episode in there and i'm completely fucking losing it.
>I spend so much time that I actually think some of these things happen and I forget what is real and what isnt.

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I spent $1200 to get a professional jeweler to craft a wedding ring based off the soul gem rings used in Madoka. I wear it as a ring at all times.

My mother saw me wearing the ring and asked about it - I told her I'm married to mai waifu. She thought I was joking.

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>>35799874
at least you have good taste in girls

I know I shouldn't. I really, really know I shouldn't. But I really want to buy the jacket from Drive.

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>>35798424
now that ive started watching some animes all these reaction images are much less interesting
pic related: i just watched this episode (literally less than 10 mins ago)

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>>35799897
Just a reminder - Homura did nothing wrong.

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>walk into class
>last period, in a combined class and my crush is there
>get excited, plan out how I'll try to speak to her throughout the period
>the bell for final period rings
>get to class
>she's sitting with a friend and the seat beside her is free
>walk over and about to sit down
>"Hey, do ya mind if I sit with you?"
>"Oh uh I was just about to sit my bags there"
>muh self-esteem
>laugh it off and sit my stuff down another seat down
>her friend and her giving me really weird looks
>freak out in my mind and tell the teacher I'm gonna quickly go to the restroom
>stand in bathroom stall
>take a long depressing piss