>"R ya winnin' son?"

>>35805839
damn, the feels. the thinly veiled in optimism and support disappointment

>>35805839
>Get back to studying
>tfw asian dad.

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>tfw grew up Jehovah witness cult
>not allowed/not suppose to have birthdays
>never had birthday with my friends
>never had a big party and stuff
>spent my birthday with my family and maybe we'd go out and get a little food from a restaurant and maybe like 15-20 bucks
>tfw 90% of my family aren't Jehovah witnesses but i still never go out and have birthday parties with my friends because i only have 1 friend and i got so used to not having birthday parties not even motivated to host one
a-at least it was something, right?

>>35806123
>tfw grew up Jehovah witness cult
>not allowed/not suppose to have birthdays

EXCUSE ME? WHY NOT?

>>35806123
>waaaah i never had a birthday party everyone has it so much better than me
You're a cunt and a retard. You're way too spoiled as it is anyway

>>35806123
>be me
>birthday is in mid-December
>my parents used to take me to Chuck E. Cheeses every year
>normie parents take their normie kids out to Chuck E. Cheeses while they do their Christmas shopping
>can't go their for birthdays anymore

>fast forward to college
>exams on my birthday
>essays are due on my birthday
>awake all night working
life sucks

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>>35806155
I don't know really, all the time i was in the Kingdom Hall as a kid, i would just bring my sketch pad note book thingy and draw stuff, i never really paid any attention

but with just some google i found out the reason
https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/faq/birthdays/

i read like 2 seconds of it and pagan roots and shit came up or something

i literally have no motivation to read it, but if u want to the link is right there i guess

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>I'm proud of you
>you're doing a good job

even though you've barely done anything and they're proud just because you did one thing this month

tfw I will never create a legacy like my dad's optometry practice.

>>35806189
eh, i'm not really complaining, just saying i didn't get to eat cake with all my friends and have a huge party and stuff, i am still thankfully for family and anything they give me

>>35806123
Sound better than this poor ass guys family
>>35806173

>>35806267
Oh okay sorrry

>>35806235

I remember attending a Kingdom Hall, It always creeped me out when someone referred to being brought up a JW as being "brought up in the truth."

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LEVE ME LONE

>>35806235
>evil spirits and influences have the opportunity to attack the celebrants

fuck this stupid shit

sorry for your losses anon.

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>>35806295
it is alright i forgive u

>>35806330
i don't understand what you are saying

>>35805839
>Turn that thing off ya little shit cunt before I come up there and it ya

o..ok dad

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>>35806383
oh my gosh i messed up my own shitty normie meme edit

>>35806365
yeah, they are into some pretty edgy stuff, like when you die, you be put in the ground and stuff, but then they say a "new system" will appear, where everyone will get along and you can be friends with all the animals and stuff

>>35806235
Jehovah's Witnesses like to refer to an example where some king had a whole bunch of people executed as part of the celebration of his birthday. Generally the reason they don't do it is they view it as an exaltation of the self, when one should only ever be exalting god and jesus or whatever, something along those lines.

I never really had birthdays growing up myself, we did the same thing you mentioned. But I generally have a lot of the respect for the belief system, as everything they practice does have justification in the Bible.

>>35806330

In the congregation I was a part of, when someone would have their say about something, they might start their sentence with something like "I was brought up the the truth" or "When I discovered the truth."
"Truth" was a recurring word that they used to describe their interpretation of their god's word.

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>>35806510
their belief system can be pretty sketchy my man, certainly not my type. i do feel religion in me, however i lack faith, if i ever were to become truly religions again i would probably become a christian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFExZQyNbf0

I HAVE $570 IN THE BANK RIGHT NOW.

IM NOT A VIRGIN.

I AM NOT FAT

IM NOT UGLY

IVE GOT SOME WEED

Cheer up fellow robots, life is too so bad even though you're a bit anxious.

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the feels
origa

>>35806699
fugg :(((((
don't watch
feels inside

Don't do this to me.

Original.

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>playing Monster Hunter on my DS in my room at 4am the other night
>spent literally 3 hours trying to beat one monster
>on the verge of tears as I can't do it, getting stressed and angry
>manage to finally win
>get so excited that I leap up from my bed and start screaming
>'YES YES YES FUCK YOU'
>Start literally screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at the top of my lungs
>hear parents wake up
>dad storms in and swings my door open
>'I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW'
>I apologise
>'s-ssorry dad b-b-ut I beat a monster haha it felt like pride'
>dad sees that I actually feel pride for once
>calms down
>'oh really son? what was the monsters name'
>Smile and say 'G-Gammoth'
>dad shouts 'NO PROBLEM MOM, OUR BOY BEAT GAMMOTH!'
>mother yells 'good job son'
>they go to bed
>I go to bed
>wake up the next morning
>it is 11.30am, parents out for work
>go into the kitchen
>plate with some scrambled eggs moved around to spell 'YOU BEAT JAM CLOTH'
>eat them in silence

they want to be proud

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>>35806699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piQ2-mNeTZM

Never thought of these feels until this movie

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>>35807216
>>plate with some scrambled eggs moved around to spell 'YOU BEAT JAM CLOTH'

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>realize he's done so much for me and all I do is autistic REEEing back

how am I supposed to pay back those feels. I'm in school so I'm talking to people in college, but I still feel like I'm 13 and retarded. It's a long road to recovery and possible becoming a normie. I need to physically get better as well, walking is tiring

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>>35807216
Jesus. How can you be a neet with parents like this? Just get a part time job and tell them you want to do it because you love them for being supportive. Do it. Now. For me. I can't live with this second-hand guilt.

>>35807305
You never asked to be born in the first place

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>>35807305
mine literally shed tears of joy when I found a job and started bawling when I brought a girl home.

>>35807216
>>35807305
Fuck man this thread is motivating me like nothing else.

>>35807321
They were making fun of him you literal autist...

Since at least they still try to have a relationship with him.

>>35807368
No they weren't you tryhard failed normie. Fuck off back to the place you come from

>implying i even play games anymore

>>35807511
>impIying you do

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>no time machine to fix things
>have to fix things at the age of 25
>I started last year
>still delayed
>made daddy proud a little
>still need 2-3 years of school/work
>lost 70lbs
>hopefully get gf/wife so they know I'm not gay

>>35807588
You can make it friendo!

We all should at least try... But my bed is so comfy...
Maybe tomorrow.

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>Scream when I play video games
>call other players niggers, faggots, etc.
>they never say anything about it despite walls being paper thin

das rite

>>35807588
Keep up the momentum. I'm sure he's proud of your progress and dedication in renewing yourself, even if you were a little slow off the start.

>>35806123
Wow are the same guy? Thats exactly what I used to do before my mum would stop dragging me along

>>35807216
That's fucking adorable, you need to make these guys proud anon.

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>>35807634
>my mother has said that she has never heard someone say FUCK so much and with so much passion
i.. i.. mean its not like i try to do it..

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>>35807632
>>35807652
I know, but I look at myself and say I could've started 3 years ago and I could've been a normie by now. Just going back to Jan 1st would make me happy as well, made a few mistakes this year already. My goal every year is to not make mistakes, but something always happens

>>35806699

>happy 25th birthday cupcake

always gets me

>>35807216
>spelling something that long with eggs
Yea right

>I have a dead-end job
>no gf
>not many friends
>alcoholic/weed addict

but my older brother is 27 and he still lives at home and has no job so I'm actually the one who my parents take pride in. My brother has a long-term gf though so I guess it all evens out, he's just a fucking autist, even worse than I am.

>>35806699
it's amazing that the autist who came up with this spends his time masturbating to 2d lolicon instead of writing for film or television or something. I mean these are real feels he's projecting, it takes skill to do that

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>>35805839
Wow, that made me sort of sad. A dad that's being nice to his son by saying something engaging about his hobby, as well as bringing him a birthday cupcake, despite the fact that his son is a huge disappointment.

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>>35806256
Just meow my shit up

>>35807216
My mother is the same as your parents.
When I do a task for her like getting groceries or bringing down the trash, she says "you're the best".
She doesn't even say it ironically but she just wants to be good to me.
>>35807321
>Jesus. How can you be a neet with parents like this?
Kinda the same situation with me but I never managed to hold any job in my live without completely failing. I'm just too slow, take forever to learn anything and I am clumsy as fucking hell.
How am I even supposed to be payed for anything?

>>35808895
Have you ever been to the employment office?

>>35806699
I actuall teared up reading that thread. Hard to believe it was 2 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaYd1T782hM

>>35807588
I hope you'll make it but you probably won't

>>35809097
What's the thread? I did not browse /r9k/ in that period

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>>35805839

this used to annoy me at the time but thinking back I kinda wish they stilled asked instead of telling me to get a job.

>>35808654
You ever think about fucking his gf?

>>35805839
https://discord.gg/BWdKjew
active robot discord

>>35806699
I actually imagine it going down exactly like this. I kinda wish my parents didn't care about me so I could just do it.

>>35808895
you can do it anon
i wish my parents were that supportive

>>35805839
>was pwning so hard I got kicked dadorino
feels good

>>35806699
kek origigiigigigi

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>>35807588
>>35807788
double kek'd
years are arbitrary, make decisions that make sense to you on a case to case basis
>meme quote about failure not being fatal nor sucess final
gl

>>35806189
>he baits lonely anons on one of the most pathetic forums on the internet
Bait or serious, you're an awful person

>>35805839
Yeah dad, making these niggers eat my shit.

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>>35805839
S-Son?

>>35807217
Why'd the fag hero himself

>>35810431
I've seen the future and it is bright

>>35805839
FUCK YOU DAD
ORIGINALR

>>35807216
You should honestly hang yourself or kill yourself trying to make it, that's heartbreaking

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>look at thread name
>I don't really get it
>realise it refers to gaming >thinking about how my dad asks me what I'm doing and playing trying to relate to me >mum would always bring me up food and drink when playing with friends as it was such a rarity

This thread gave me feels i wasn't expecting

>>35807216
Jesus Christ! I wish my parents were stricter to me as a kid. Soft parents give birth to losers

>>35807305
literally all your dad wants for you is to do well for yourself

just do your best anon and try to be happy

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>>35807216
Oh boy. If there is one thing that I regret in life it is being a constant failure.

if i ever became a dad i would probably teach my kid the importance of speech and communication. get them to socialize early. always ask questions and most importantly always be thinking why, you should always ask why. am i wrong for thinking so?

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>>35810476
The future is so bright, I don't even need eyes to see it.

>>35810222
Yeah she is pretty supportive but I think that's probably partly why I turned out so dependent tbqh.
I wish she had been more strict with me early on, she was always too soft with me.

>>35807216
> I used to babysit my little cousin, and he's a NEET
>his dad kinda hates him, cuz neet
>he's playing some kind of basketball game
>his dad unplug the tv and starts berating him before they leave
>they give me his Xbox and tell me not to let him play
>he's very upset but quite, just sniffleing because his dads a fucking bully
>as soon as they leave I set up his Xbox on thier huge living room tv
>I make him some cupcakes
>I sit with my cousin while he shows me his skyrim characters and we eat cupcakes

I try everytime I babysit to do somthing nice and fun.

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AYO ooga booga bixnood wyyboi

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>>35811440
Do you even know what NEET means? Anyone young enough to be babysat isn't a NEET, you fuckface.

Fuck off back to redit if you want to signal what a good person you are.

>>35810623
Anon.. kunn

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>>35809097
>Dad died last October
>My suicide is going to look like that, except without a dad

f-fuck..

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>>35806699
This isn't funny. Stop it.

>Dad loves me so fucking much even though I'm a failure and his least successful kid
>tried his best to help me find a job
>to help me through school when I was a dyslexic dumbass
>who always put up with my shit

I'm sorry Dad. I know you wanted me to be something better. I'm so fucking sorry.

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>>35806699
That's it. I'm done with this place. Fuck every single one of you assholes. If I ever come back here I'm shoving a knife down my throat. GOODBYE.

>>35810266
You know where you don't belong somewhere?
Well you clearly don't.

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>>35806256
So go out of your way to do good

You aren't a bad person for being willed into a difficult situation. The only delimiter for being a good person is trying

Make him proud anon

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>>35806699
hahahaha

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh

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>>35806256
>tfw you go out of your way to do chores around the house because your mom works all day and barely has time to relax
>mom comes home from work and tells you how helpful you've been
I'm trying mom. I really am.

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>>35806049
>the thinly veiled in optimism and support disappointment

Ow.

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>tfw broken
>can't even ree

>>35805839
FUCK OFF DAD, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

>>35807588
Good for you anon. Keep up the good work. I'm proud.

I called my dad on friday, the day I got out of detox at the hospital
I had been sober for almost 18 months before this, he really thought I was turning my life into something worthwhile, he was proud of me
Disappointing him again is fucking tearing me up inside, he loves me more than I can describe and letting him know I almost fucking died because I'm a selfish drunken bum was the hardest thing I've ever done
Sorry for the blogpost, it just seemed like the thread for it

>>35813868
see you tomorrow anon

origiodgoirnose

>>35811735
He was 14 lol

>>35805839
I'm winning so much that I'm tired of winning but Mr Trump is still making me win

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>>35814312
That's what I do too. I do every single chore in the house except for cooking for a family of 5

>"So...anything new on the internet?"
>pout and walk away

>>35808690
A gril did that, i believe she's studying something related

>>35808895
This is the third time I've posted on 4chan, in my life. And I'm using it to tell you to go get that job. You're not stupid. You're not slow. It may take time. I believe in you, and this board believes in you. Go be a good boy.

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>Turn 20 in a month.
What should I do on my birthday roboloids?

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>>35807216
................well, shit.

Originally shit, that is. I hate the robot.

>>35806699
This is why I'm still alive.

This is the reason I haven't killed myself yet. Because it would upset my parents

>>35807216
I found this funnier than I probably should've, still, I don't know how you could not feel like shit by being a loser to parents who love you that fucking much.

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>tfw my family is syrian
>they speak fluent arabic and rusty english and Swedish
>they never taught me arabic cause "it is useless we aren't in syria now, go study in english and get a nice job for your family anon"
I-I'm gonna get a good job, r-right?

>>35815166
Get all of your loved ones and have a proper birthday party even if it ends up being a small one. Go somewhere pleasant and enjoy the day with those who love you the most. Don't just stay home and play video games, leave your comfort zone at least a little bit and do something memorable, you'll finally stop being a teenager.

Kinda screaming at my 20 yo self

It's my 27th today. Got one phone call from mummy.

> "Happy Birthday! Have you got anything planned?"
> "Might go down to the pub with a few friends"
> "Th..That's great. Hope you have a good time..."

She knew I was lying. I haven't had any friends since primary school but I didn't want her to feel bad for me. I spent the rest of the day playing Rocket League in a dark room getting called a faggot by 14 year olds.

> tfw I forgot to wish her happy mother's day.

>>35815563
"i will get a better job if i can speak english and arabic" would be a pretty good counter if you can go back in time and use it

arabic is very useful in business
good if you're a suit with an oil company. useful in lots of parts of the defense industry as well

>>35815721
Happy birthday anon, 3 more years until you get your powers

>>35805839
>Dad is autistic and never let me have any video games
>he never knocked on my door, which didn't have a lock, he just totally opened
>he never talked to me, other than to say "clean your room" then "get better grade" and "what university are you applying to" and "did you think about applying to university" and "how's your university enrolment coming along" and "the university deadline is coming up" and then "what'd you do all day" and then "get a job"

>>35807217
Wait, what happened there? Did his dad try to make his pathetic suicide less pathetic by deleting creep shots?

>>35807634
I was helping a coworker install some flooring in his house. His 13 and 19 year old kids were doing this the whole time I was there.

The 19 year old has never had a job and when he does the simplest thing like take out the garbage they tell him how great he is and they buy him presents as a result.

They're nice kids, don't get me wrong, and they think they're being good parents by doing this but they're ruining their kids. Those kids will never amount to anything because the parents think it's mean to make them do anything.

>>35805839
Kek my dad used to always say this when I was playing singleplayer

>>35807216
thats so cute oh my god anon

jam cloth haha

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uploaded the full version of ops image just for my robots
>>>/gif/10316181

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>>35805839
The full gif made me so fucking sad dude

>>35806123
Did you get a wife though

>>35807216
originally delete this right now

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>>35807216
That's pretty funny desu.


Oregon trail mix.

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>>35806049
what did you have to do this
this is gonna make me feel all night

>>35816163
if i remember right he choked himself spankin it, guess went too far and RIP'd

>>35809097
and all that just because a roastie just didn't want to not think of herself for once and date poor wojack