MBTI thread. Because we didn't have one for like a few hours.

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Tfw having an INTJ friend and hes less intelligent but more successful than me
t. INTP

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>>35805948
Are INFP's destined to be cucked for all eternity

Extrovert-worshipping cucks kys. You make actual introverts look bad

>ENTJ
>tfw no ENTJ cougar with an ass I can eat all day
>tfw no gf because I see most girls as one night stands

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>>35805948
ESTP masterrace
>tfw trade stocks, and starting my own business

>>35806063

No,

It's something that needs to be and can be worked on.

Who here INTJ and can stop thinking about everything anywhere all the time.

> INTP
> $100k top 10 job
> Hot GF, 10/10
> Lots of friends
> Likeable
> Extremely introverted and hate self

This chart is total bullshit

>>35806172
>tfw no gf because I see most girls as one night stands

Why do you see them as one night stands?

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Who can relate to this shit?

>tfw INTP but don't give a shit about abstract shit like math, physics or inapplicable philosophy
>have tons of unread theoretical books that I don't have the courage (or interest) to read
>intellectual pursuits for their own sake are fun for a while but get boring fast
>when I finally find a truly useful yet interesting subject, it turns out to be too much work to learn about it
>people think I'm smart for knowing a lot of trivia and complicated words but I don't know shit and I'd get blown the fuck out in any debate with a "true" intellectual where I can't rely on pretty but empty words
>overthink everything due to social anxiety, but am self-aware and not autistic enough to relate to the true aspies
>lack of interest/aptitude in "INTP subjects" means I piss away my days on 4chan and anime
>just want to work a simple, low-profile job, live alone, listen to music and get drunk while watching nice scenery for the rest of my life

>ESFP
>Became ESFP as a coping mechanism when my long term girlfriend of 5 years left me, used to be INTP
>Literally cannot function without other people around me
>If I come home and my roommate isn't here to talk to I get depressed and lay on the couch until he gets home
>Can make instant 'friends' with anyone but none of my connections are deep on any level and most of the time I find people who I meet unfulfilling to talk to
>Have no strong opinions anymore, arguing destroyed my relationship with my ex I don't do it anymore
>Sometimes slip back into my old personality and I can see the new people I've surrounded myself with actively disturbed by it

Please let this shit end. I'm so sick of being alive.

>>35806308
Because like I want to fuck most of them but I don't really want to be in a relationship due to them not being on my standards. I have a huge autistic list of requirements to have in order to be my gf

You might think 'God, what a prick no wonder why he's alone'. But I'm just so disappointed how disloyal and insincere society has become. Hence I see the need to search for a woman who can fill most of these requirements.

Hey guys I'm ESTP, how come I'm not successful and have no gf?

>>35806464
Because you're a failed normalfag.

>>35805948
how is ISTP suicide tier

i just want a cozy job where i can work, and then chill on my computer and have a qt gf but keep all the money to myself,

do explain how ISTPs are suicide tier, because as far as i am concerned ISTPs are master race

t. ISTP

>>35806511
>how is ISTP suicide tier
It isn't. The picture is nonsense. Obviously an introverted faggots who doesn't know shit about MBTI made it.

>>35806226
You're an INTP

you should know that you're an outlier

come on, how is anyone convinced by that logic?

How the fuck do I know? Pls help.

>>35806376
Sounds a bit like me (INTJ), except that I actually know useful shit and am studying compsci right now, but not being very motivated
I never talk to others just to "sound smart"
I also really like being alone and sometimes even try to actively avoid people I know because i just don't want to talk to them and pretend to be "nice"

>>35806415
>used to be intp, became esfp

that's not how this works faggot

>>35806624
Never heard of ego death? Fucking idiot.

Well, I used to be INTJ when I had terrible social anxiety but I became ENTJ once I grew up :) feels good being in succesful tier

>>35806226
>One anomolous experience invalidates a general trend

>>35805948
Do you people actually think this is accurate in any way at all?

>>35806711
You were either always an ENTJ or are just an INTJ without anxiety
The differences aren't TOO large between them anyway

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Daily reminder that ISTP is the shittiest personality: robots who feel lonely because they unconsciously want to be accepted, even though they think they don't care about people.

How am I supposed to develop Fe?

>>35806737
Yes, thanks to this I am discovering a lot about myself, and I finally have some explanations on why I am so fucked up.

>>35806808
This. now I can at least blame my shitty MBTI personality type for the way I am. (INTP)

>>35806793
We can think our way into having friends. r-right?

>>35806808
If it took an image on 4chan to help you figure out your personality you should probably get out more.

>>35806831
Remember that now that you now know your weaknesses you can try to fix them

>>35806831
For me it's not even about blaming something else. Studying the cognitive functions it is very clear to me why I am suffering, how unbalanced my psyche is. Now, fixing it is a whole nother story...

>>35806863
I'm not talking about that image specifically, you fucking idiot. I have been reading quite a lot about this stuff.
And yes, I DO need to get out more, that's one of my problems.

>>35805948
>people actually think MBTI is the be-all and end-all to why they're fucked up
sure is college student in here

>tfw ENTP
>tfw got an internship report I have to edit
>tfw too much procrastination to start.

>>35806793
Why is ISTP always on suicide tier lad?

>>35806999
I've been INFP for the past seven years but out of the last three tests I've taken, two of them have come up as ENFP

What does it mean?

>>35807078
You are mistyping yourself.
Do you gain energy by socializing - You're an Extrovert
Do you gain energy by being alone - You're an introvert

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>>35805948
>literally astrology/horoscope tier shit but disguised as some pseudo-science psychology nonsense
stop making these threads, stop believing this nonsense, stop labelling yourselves as nothing-saying nonsensical pseudo-scientific personality types

>>35806907
this lol these normies are trying so hard to explain away their autism rippo

>>35807054
Quickly: no motivation, no purpose, no sense of belonging, unhealthy ISTPs are complete misfits. Also, rules and schedules are asphyxiating for us, living the modern world is a tragedy.

>>35807105
>tfw i gain energy by socializing
>tfw i'm in solitude more than 9/10 introverts

what do, fellow robots. help me

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>>35807146
Become a superior introvert/schizoid.

>>35805948
What the fuck even is MBTI?

>>35806907

Most people's problems and successes come from their personality. Thinking MBTI has something to do with it is just like a cancer patient thinking whatever flavor of cancer they have is their problem.

>>35807105
This isn't necessarily true. But I would have to spill my autism to explain why.

>>35807078
in Myers Briggs the difference between ENTP and INTP is that INTP already has a set of rational morals and ideas and interacts the rest of the world based on it while ENTP interacts with the world then creates his or her own internal structure of morals and ideas.

>>35805948
>using eclipse in 2017
INTP here

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>>35807202
There's no need to be concerned with those minor details here, curb your autism.

>>35806226
>falling for any chart in the first place

these charts are made by those who need others to validate themselves, otherwise they would stand in a line to jump off from cliffs and buildings

they unironically put themselves to the top and second those who they envy the most, after that who they don't like

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yeah so do I commit or what

>>35807105
I mean, I gain energy by doing stuff, you know? But doing too much stuff takes everything out of me so I have to come back home and recover. But staying home too much makes me moody and angry to the point where I get really sad so I have to go outside. Neither being with people or being alone is ideal for me, both tire me if done in excess.

>>35807369
no you stop worrrying about these fucking tests and just live your life. who the fuck cares what you get on an MBTI online test

Name One (1) thing wrong with ISTPs

go on sweetie, i have all day :)

>>35807369
nah bro ISTPs are cool, possibly the best personality out of all of the other 16, we're creativity but lazy

>>35807494
i'm not very creative but I am the personification of sloth

Why is this ISTP ITT so buttfrustrated?

>>35806376
>>just want to work a simple, low-profile job, live alone, listen to music and get drunk while watching nice scenery for the rest of my life

dis mah boi right here

why is there such a surge in
>lol mbti is not real you nerds listen to me my opinion is important
posts lately?
they weren't around when these threads started and we sure don't need them now

>>35807542
ISTPs are the superior personality, and rank above all of the other personalities. With enforced out side the box thinking and extreme adaptability skills we out rank the other personalities in skill and behavior.

>Natural warriors in an age where barbarians are extinct
God that hits close to home.

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who else /ISTPmasterrace/ here? even when i take other tests i still get ISTP

>>35807619
idk I wouldn't say superior and outside the box thinking isn't great, I'm always reminded by the few people that still hang out with me

"god damn you struggle with some of the simplest shit"

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>>35807567
because mbti threads got more popular. contrarian counter-mbti posts are just a symptom of that. if it makes you feel better I've always thought mbti was mostly bullshit, but I just ignored the threads.

>read about cognitive functions
>still don't know what type I am
Perhaps I am retarded

>>35807663
>"god damn you struggle with some of the simplest shit"
that is because we are so intellectually and mentally complex that we actually over think the equation in front of us which results in a delayed answer

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>>35807716
I wish it weren't so

ISTPs are the original 4chan type. They are the spirit of old /b/ and now /pol/. Anarchy, raids, shit talking, sociopathy.

>>35807663
Aren't ISTP supposed to be adaptable and sharp

>>35807797
maybe i'm defective

>>35807797
we are, he's just a little new maybe

>>35807795
ISTPs are the ascended personality of this time era, whoever is not an ISTP in this current year is basically irrelevant

>>35807821
Or maybe you're INTP
From what I've gathered the only difference is that ISTP are good at actually doing useful stuff

>>35807861
possibly, being a self reported test I might have been answering in a way that I think I am but in reality I'm not

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>>35807542
>Personification of a sloth

Im ISTP as well and this fits me so very very well. My parents gave up on trying to get me to do stuff, they just do everything for me.
For 10 years they have been trying to get me to activate for my own sake, but i am so god damn fucking lazy and irresponsible and i do not care about concequences, anything or anyone. I just surrender myself and let things happen around me. I have 0 will power and 0 motivation to do anything in this stupid fucking modern world. Nothing fulfills me or excites me. The only time i feel alive is in a near death experience or when im fighting (kickboxing is the only thing i genuenly enjoy).

But yea, people call me a psychopath and tell me i scare them, women usually. I dont know why that is. And pretty much everything pic related applies to me.

>>35807797
Usually. The most notable feature of an ISTP is a "aim three times, fire once" mentality, where they don't go into action until it's the absolute right time. But when they do, they focus all of their being into it.
Think Mike Ehrmantraut. Totally unsuspecting, slow talking, never flashy, but he fucks it all up when he needs to.

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>>35805948
B-but...
I'm INFP and I'm not a SJW.
I'm a conservative female (male) that believes in family and traditional values.

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>>35805948
>tfw /schizoid/ masterrace
this MBTI horoscope shit has no effect on me

>>35807936
Is it true that INFPs are basically emotional sluts?

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>vladmir putin is an ISTP
>vladmir putin is one of the most powerful people in the world and is president of the biggest country on earth
when did you realise that your inevitable fate was to be controlled by the masterrace ISTP

>>35806029
Don't worry I'm an intj, I'm just lonely and apathetic

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>>35807933
Mike is a great example of ISTP. Bronn as well.

>>35808048
>vladimir putin is ISTP
>vladimir putin is libra and scorpio rising
>tfw i am ISTP, libra sun and scorpio rising

I went the extra autism mile and tried to find a connection between zodiac signs and MBTI types

>>35807933
Not him but what's the difference with INTP?
They share pretty much the same characteristics, see >>35807926's pic, it applies to me and I'm pretty certain I'm INTP

>>35808152
it's okay bro, i also went full autism too and tried to find the link between zodiac signs and MBTI personalities

i'm an ISTP, and my zodiac sign is Cancer

it literally makes no sense

>>35808164
INTP is more like Gale. "Smart guy who doesn't want to be in charge" sort of stuff.

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>tfw no intj GF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCG0bMkR-J8
Fuuuckkk why

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>tfw INFP
>tfw you see nothing but suffering everywhere
>tfw you cannot bring yourself to accept the way people interact and you're forced to seclude yourself for years in order to survive
>tfw you finally emerge and meet the woman of your dreams
>tfw everything is wonderful and your world is filled with hope and light thinking you've escaped the shackles of this disgusting reality
>tfw you find out she's a sociopathic predator who has lied about everything and completely exploited you
>tfw all of your values turn on you so severely that your own personality completely erodes and each day you start becoming more and more like her
>tfw you finally start succeeding at life by eating others fully knowing it's wrong and really just wanting to die

>>35808048
>vladmir putin is an ISTP
He seems like an NTJ to me

>>35806213
> anywhere, anytime at all
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

t. INTJ

>>35808259
Same here brah

>tfw I have only known one INTJ girl
>she was turbo autism and a literal skin walker

>be enfp
>fall into depression
>enfp traits disappear
>no motivation, no energy, no drive to be social, no creativity
I am a blank, empty human.

>>35808269
t. projecting intj

>>35808327
t. projecting istp

What do intj think about intp? What do you like/dislike about us?

im an ISTP, I sperged out a couple of days ago and blocked everyone i knew from r9k on a discord and my steam, these were people i talked to everyday too, and it was a very small comfy community, i would bully them so much and i was usually always mean to them, one kicked me from the discord probably because i was being autistic, he said i could come back tomorrow, then i got really fucking pissed and blocked all of them, on discord and the steam like i said, and i plan to never return back to them, im like a super cool guy from the movies who walked away with a cigarette in my mouth and stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS4D6F_vl40

>>35808375
like:
Usually have similar interests and understand each other, aren't stupid/boring like most other people seem to be
dislike:
Sometimes you are too "logical" or waste a lot of time on insignificant problems because you want to find a better solution than the one provided, also some immature intps seriously believe everyone else who doesn't think like them is retarded

>>35808347
you are a faggot intj emotional idiot bow down to ur peer aka the ISTP unlike emotional INTJ low ranking on the food chain gg no re

>>35808516
0/10 bait, did you even try

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>>35808347
INTJs are an embarrassment.

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>tfw 21y/o INTJ
>mentally exhausted after social events
>happy if plans are cancelled
>extremely self consious, viewing myself from a neutral perspective (like 3rd person) analyzing my own behaviour
>broke up with blonde qt gf because maintaining a relationship took too much effort imo
>dropped out of college because I couldn't see myself studying for another 8 years
>not working because I feel i'm too good to do degenerate work
>entrenched in my room, barely leaving house
>always on my desktop
>haven't socialized with friends for over 8 months
>tfw high school friends surpassed me
>tfw thinking about a strategy that I can be consistent with

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>>35808606
Oh God, they're so insecure it's funny.

>>35808536
Ha, if you were smart you would've acted on it and responded to counter-bait me and bait me instead, but you let your emotions get a hold of you just like an average boring INTJ.

>ctrl+f
>no istj

Why am I a loner in every possible aspect?

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>>35808606
Still very boring bait

>>35808659
That sounds like a fucking waste of time.

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>>35808268
I'm an INFP still stuck in the first phase you mentioned. How did you emerge? And what do you mean by "eating others"?

>>35807473
1. Autistic
2. Manchildren

>>35808714
SO ARE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35808256
So what's a dead giveaway that's someone's INTP instead of ISTP (or the opposite)
Gale was that fat nerd right?

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>>35808638
>broke up with blonde qt gf
What did you just say?

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>>35808834
It used to be better before I fell into the pit of despair

>>35808819
N vs S can be vaguely thought of as "theory vs reality"
N's will like new ideas, books, "smart guy" stuff.
S's will be more inclined in the moment or reality of a situation, and aren't as keen to hear about what 14 options exist and what the pro's and con's are. They'd rather just get it done.

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>>35808668
I heard that INTJs actually write poetry. Is this true?

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>>35808606
>identification defense mechanism
That's literally Fe

>>35808892
Dunno, I don't

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>tfw INFP

I dream of a world where women have huge cocks and just use me for their pleasure.

>>35805948
> tfw sheepie normie tier
At least I'm still a robot I guess

>>35806450

>same

If I am to be in a relationship, I want a wife; not a friend w/ benefits, or a gf. Unfortunately, "wife" is rapidly becoming an outdated concept. The word "marriage" is a safe word that will instantly end any relationship. So for now, I am in limbo; I have a simple, but firm, set of requirements with no one to meet them. (yet... I think)

>>35808882
The fuck is "smart guy stuff"
Do S people really never think about anything else than motorcycles
Because all the intuitives I know aren't constantly fixated on philosophy

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>>35808906
>posts Fe our repressed function
>doesn't even have anything to do with identification

Wow burn. Good news I found one of your guys poems. Pretty neato. I never knew INTJs were such sensitive souls.

>>35808268
>tfw all of your values turn on you so severely that your own personality completely erodes and each day you start becoming more and more like her

FUck that's me. I was rejected by infj girl and slowly tricked myself into being an infj. I fucking swear that's what happened.
Or was i an infj all along? Anyways i want out of this.

>>35809063
I'm trying to give you vague examples because I know if I say anything specific twelve peoples autism will kick in and say NUHUH
Don't be retarded

>>35809076
So you're a troll pretending to be a psychopath ISTP to get 2 reactions:
- that we pretend we have no emotions, then you'll say how bs that is
- that we say we DO have emotions, then you try to ridicule us with that

As I said, you're fucking boring.

>Tfw ambivert and NTJ.
>the disabled combo of autism blended with normie.
>can socialize but view most people as disposable

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>>35805948
>Natural warriors in an age when barbarians are extinct
>Faeries in a world ruled by barbarians
which one is it?

Thanks for the feels OP

t. ISTP

>>35808268
i'm an intp and i can relate

>>35808152
ISTP Taurus here

>>35808268
Sounds like you're doing well, lad. Keep at it.

>>35808662
You and I, we don't really care, do we?
Also I'm at work right now and I expect you are too.

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>>35808819
The fact that you would call Gale a nerd and not relate to him means you're not an INTP.

I was watching a BB episode with my dad and I told him my friend said I reminded him of Gale. He looked at me and said "Jesus boy, you need to change your life." I thought Gale had a pretty cool life. :[

>>35809162
You're probably ENTJ.

I see 90% of the people I know as disposable. INTJs usually do it too but it goes against their grain of egoism so they default on this philosophy from time to time. Remember how Amy Dunne (INTJ) ranted how she felt as something disposable yet hated most people? That's pretty similar to how INTJs views others and themselves

The problem surges when I find other ENTJs and connect strongly with them but I sense that they see me as disposable

I am an ENFJ and I ABSOLUTELY do not identify with SJWs.

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>>35809151
Everybody knows you have emotions it says it in your function stack. I am a fan of intj poetry now.

>>35809352
Did this trigger you?

I cannot fucking stand sensors. They get spoonfed bullshit and eat it right up and get mad at people who try to explain things that aren't extremely simple and obvious. They're the definition of sheeple.

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>>35809365
I need to look into these. I knew INTJ were insecure and vulnerable, but never knew they're quite this poetic.

>>35809188

That depends on which type you are. The chart is easy enough to read.

>>35809352
are you a cult leader?

>>35809372
Sensors and feelers are both subhuman.

>>35809419
>sensors, feelers and extroverts
ftfy

>>35809433
>and extroverts
>leaders are subhuman
Nope.

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>>35809365
>>35809395
You're acting like the stereotypical shallow school "bully" who is really insecure and has to ridicule everything that's not "normal" for them
At least come up with something interesting, I'm fucking bored

The tests seem like bs but I consistently get INFJ on all of them, might be ENFJ if I can stop being autistic.

Daily reminder that INTJs are insecure wankers.

>>35809419
Lol. Happy, well adjusted, productive members of society. They actually give instead of just take.
>fucking subhumans
okay.

>>35809368

Did what trigger me? The implication that ENFJs are SJWs in the original post?

>>35809352
No, but I honestly don't think I'd have much issues gathering people around me- with the right idea. I have a lot of charisma and have no issues with winning people over. I had lots of opportunities to abuse this in my life, but refrained from it by principle. Sometimes, however, it was necessary and it couldn't be helped.

I like to gather people around me and "lead" according to what they and I genuinely believe. I am neither fond nor proud of the few times where I had to abuse my communication skills. I keep myself aware of this, however, lest I spiral into the darkness of my own character. This can happen in no-time at all. It's important not to abuse one's own powers in life.

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>>35809464
>You're acting like the stereotypical shallow school "bully" who is really insecure and has to ridicule everything that's not "normal" for them
Yes and?
>I'm fucking bored
Why do you think I care about your amusement? I'm in this for my own.

>>35809483
Ants are mostly adjusted, productive members of society as well. Doesn't make them anything great as individuals.

>>35809483
He's right though

ESTPs, ISTPs, ESTJs, ENTJs, INTJs should only reign in this world

OOOps.

This
>>35809511

was meant to go to
>>35809418

Is getting lost in your thoughts for entertainment an INTP thing?

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>>35805948
>"You can ignore reality but you cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality."

S A V E M E

>>35809454
retarded extroverts would be absolutely nothing without their introverted advisors.
Introverts are the real leaders behind the curtains

>>35809565
And those introverts would never get shit done without the extroverts.

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>>35809516
>I'm in this for my own.
Sure you are.

>>35809565

I have been able to make my own decisions and follow them through quite successfully so far, thankyouverymuch.

How about you get over your own insecurities and try to justify your weakness by spewing shit THIS dumb?

t. ENFJ

>>35809597
Well, yes, I'd expect you to be. It makes perfect sense for me to shitpost for my own amusement.

>>35809606

And quit trying to justify.*

>>35809606
Tell us what these decisions of yours are.

>>35809511
I wasn't trying to be a shitlord, I was just asking if this thread triggered your latent PTSD.

>>35809575
without sensor's dumb physical work*

being a annoying loudmouth =/= getting shit done

>>35809419
Thinkers are subhuman man. Feelers actually care about people. Thinkers have no empathy. Being a feeler does not mean you make decisions emotionally without thinking, it means you make decisions while keeping others in mind, not just yourself.

>>35809511
I love that most ENFJs have eerily similar writing.

>>35809615
You WERE expecting reactions though, weren't you?

>>35809643
>Being a feeler does not mean you make decisions emotionally without thinking, it means you make decisions while keeping others in mind, not just yourself.
No. It means you FEEL what is correct and what is wrong. Only complete aspies are unable to make decisions with empathy, be it intellectual or emotional.

>>35809637
trump = estp
putin = istp

Does ruling the world count as physical work?

>>35809666
Well, yes, obviously. Why else would anyone post here?

>>35809702
How disappointed are you when you get no replies?

>>35809695
>thinking any of them make all the decisions and keep the world running

being the public face for your government =/= rulling the world

I wouldn't expect a sensor to comprehent geopolitics, don't know why i even bothered responding desu

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>>35809770
Doesn't occur these days, really. I've got such a heavy pace to my (shit)posting, that I've got a steady stream of (you)s in threads.

>>35809636

PTSD? What does PTSD have to do with anything in this thread? I believe that many people nowadays simply abuse this term (unwittingly).

And how would you connect me with PTSD, then? What's your theory?

>>35809516
How's being a free spirited individualist working for you? How's it working for those around you? What do you create or do that warrants this aggressive self-aggrandizing?

>>35809818
Fake PTSD is something often connected to the ENFJ meme.

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>>35806193
fellow ESTP-A here
>tfw didn't go to college and instead went for plumbing
>now work for Cyprus Air making a little over 100k a year
>tfw when I was never a drop in debt
i'm going to invest in some property real soon, probably some water treatment areas in third world countries to rake in the money that comes with development.

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>>35805948
>tfw ISTP
>tfw Natural Warrior
>tfw I am decaying and rotting under a boring orderly life
>tfw don't enjoy parties or degenerate social activities
>tfw tried to join the military but something went wrong
>tfw trying to become a cop so I can eventually join the SWAT team or become a detective
I-I will make it!

>>35809827
>How's being a free spirited individualist working for you?
Pretty well, really. Don't feel any unnecessary burden from social connections, am not controlled by shitty emotions and I can make logical, well thought decisions on things. Normalfags think I'm smart for doing some basic analysis on things and shit, it's pretty ridiculous.
>How's it working for those around you?
It's not working for them. It works for me.
>What do you create or do that warrants this aggressive self-aggrandizing?
I do what I wish. My deeds require no warrant.

>>35809633

To invest my energy and willpower into improving my surrounding, and all the decisions that followed suit. Don't even try to drag me into the discussion about what is objectively and improvement and what isn't. The context behind my actions is far too complex for me to dwell on it now.

In short: unlike you, I can get myself to come up with and execute an idea when I need to.

And when I can't?

There's plenty people on this planet who can - so I find them and motivate them to join my cause. It works like a charm.

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>>35809888
>tfw just invested in a stock poised to triple its value
feels good being ESTP-A
we are the masterrace

>>35808040
>Is it true that INFPs are basically emotional sluts?

What does that mean?

>>35809916
>tfw INTP in the process of joining the military
oooh boy

>>35809837

I haven't had contact with this ENFJ-(fake) PTSD meme before so I can't really follow what you're trying to say.

Anyway: I don't have PTSD. Or I don't believe I that I do.

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>>35809939
>To invest my energy and willpower into improving my surrounding, and all the decisions that followed suit
What lofty ideals and plans you have. What do you do concretely, smile at people? Plant flowers? Accept millions of migrants into your country because of your misguided, childish empathy?
>The context behind my actions is far too complex for me to dwell on it now.
Ie. you're acting irrationally and instinctually and lack the cognitive capabilities to understand just why you are doing it.

Sounds pretty weak, desu.

>>35809943
>money is very important
Fucking sensors

>>35809917
Follow-up: Do you find that your neckbeard causes your double-chin to chafe

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>>35810023
Money literally runs the world, it is after humanity, the number one most important thing on the planet

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>>35809982
>>35809916
>tfw infp in the process of joining the military in the hope i will become less of a pussy
This will not end well...

>>35810023
>being a starving philosopher is important
fucking intuitives

>>35810061
If you think military enlistment will change anything you already failed

>>35810057
>''the world'' = how i relate to other people
yup, true sensor right there

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>>35810039
No, I'm not quite fat enough to have a double-chin.
Is that all you can do? Toss around incredibly weak, knee-jerk insults of muh neckbeard at anyone who doesn't agree with you? This reactionary stupidity is why I called your kind subhuman. You instinctually deny anyone different and then can't even put any intelligence or imagination into insulting them. It's like I'm talking to children with you people. You don't actually THINK, much less think for yourselves.
Ants.

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>>35810096
nah mate, im just not a poorfag

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>>35810061
>infp in the process of joining the military

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>>35810061
>infp in the process of joining the military
Enjoy the PTSD, I guess.

>>35810003

>lofty

Oh man, another weaksauce, self-proclaimed intellectual introvert fuck who can't even make himself get out of his home. And yet, here you are, talking shit to people who are satisfied with how they're doing.

Let me tell you something: my rationale is more than sufficient for me to distinguish foolish acts based on extreme empathy from a helping others.

I oppose letting immigrants into my country, or to be more specific: if it does happen, I would want it to be heavily regulated.

>Ie. you're acting irrationally and instinctually and lack the cognitive capabilities to understand just why you are doing it.
No, pal, it's just that you haven't gotten out of that basement of yours for years so you've no idea about the kinds of countries and peoples that are out there and what makes them tick. That being said, I don't have the need to elaborate anything to you. You can take my word for it, or leave it. Nobody cares, either way. What a tragedy, boo.

How about you go out and learn something about it? You konw, pretend for once that you actually have balls to do and achieve something (which you so sorely want and need, I know), rather than masking your weaknesses?

This is as friendly of an advice as I can give you.

>>35810116
>i am not poor in relation to other people

do sensors really have so much trouble comprehending even such a simple concept as the relativity of wealth?
Literally the only reason wealth matters is because other people

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>>35810169
>poortellectual is salty that he's poor
i know it's relative but money allows us humans to do what we want, it is necessary in many circumstances

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>>35810150
>And yet, here you are, talking shit to people who are satisfied with how they're doing.
I repeat those same words back to you. Why are you making such insulting assumptions? It's rude.
>No, pal, it's just that you haven't gotten out of that basement of yours for years so you've no idea about the kinds of countries and peoples that are out there and what makes them tick. That being said, I don't have the need to elaborate anything to you. You can take my word for it, or leave it. Nobody cares, either way. What a tragedy, boo.
>How about you go out and learn something about it? You konw, pretend for once that you actually have balls to do and achieve something (which you so sorely want and need, I know), rather than masking your weaknesses?
>This is as friendly of an advice as I can give you.
>friendly advice
Oh, please. This is the typical passive aggressive spiel you folk love to spout whenever you're challenged. Are you truly so insecure that you need to put down anyone calling you out on your weakness like this? I'm genuinely interested.
I would expect extroverted types to be more mature than introverted ones, but I suppose with the wrong functions they would have difficulty in doing so.

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>when the sensor wants to do a shitty job his whole life only because of MUH MONEY

>>35810225
>money allows us humans to do what we want, it is necessary in many circumstances
What do you want out of life then?

>>35805948
People don't actually believe in this, do they? Even the Jungian functions were BTFO years ago.

>>35810113
You insatiable need for validation amuses me. Please write another paragraph long response to this.

>>35810263
to travel and experience different things
can't travel somewhere if you're broke my neet-friend

>>35810236

>Provoking people with passive aggressive remarks
>getting butthurt about being called-out themselves
>introvert logic

You are a sore loser, man. Like, you actually have the audacity to make assumptions about me and get this butthurt when I use your exact weapons.

You know what? I thought you introverts were, like, you know... smart and all. :)

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>>35810254
>when intuitives lack basic survival instincts

>>35810141
Lt. Dan...

>>35810277
It's less validation and more of an interest in discussion and the exchange of ideas and comparison of schemas, but ok. I genuinely enjoy these discussion, even if the other side seems emotionally distressed, or annoyed. Well, at least online. Having to deal with irrational feelers in real life can be annoying.

>>35810297
I'm sorry, but I don't see your point. Could you write it out for me simply, because I just don't see any real logic in your post.

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>>35810313
>survival in modern society requires large amounts of money
>survival in tribal societies requires money instead of direct application of (deadly) force

>>35810297
>>35810236
>>35810150
>>35810003
Both of you, shut the fuck up.

As an INTJ, I usually enjoy seeing brainlets duke it out, but you low-IQ cretins are starting to become really grating. It's almost as bad as an INTP thinking he's smarter than an INTJ.

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>>35810369
Is this an INTJ thing? Turning everything around to be about themselves? I've been seeing it a lot lately.

>>35810313
making money is just an interesting side effect of doing useful work

>>35810285
I traveled acrossed the US and canada with the minimum amound of money necesary.
You can get a lot of stuff for free if you're a bit savy.

it helps that i'm an extrovert though, don't know how your typical starving introverted philosopher would manage, though id think they wouldn't be really that interested in traveling and just want to read books all day

>>35810369
>I am very preocupied and loud about my iq and academic archievements, this means i am smarter than intp's because i never hear them brag

>circlejerking about a pseudo scientific personality quiz
That being said people who are I and not E are just people who were not socialized properly as a child, you don't have a predilection to be introverted you're just not well mentally formed
>implying you're any different from roasts who circle jerk about horoscopes
>not just improving your lives in general and arguing about science horoscopes

>208 replies
>78 posters
>0 ISFP (not including me)

Well... It's like that each time.


>ISFP anonymous.

INTP here, let's talk guyse

>>35810341
I hit your weakspots, eh?
I think you understood JUST FINE what I was talking about, but lets pretend otherwise:


The point is that I told you how things work for me.
You, being the way you are can't accept the fact that the lifestyle I live works for me and I'm happy that it does, so instead of investing the effort in making yourself happy, you try to make me feel insecure about the way I am.

>What lofty ideals and plans you have. What do you do concretely, smile at people? Plant flowers? Accept millions of migrants into your country because of your misguided, childish empathy?

This remark reeks of insecurity masked with arrogance and cynicism.

The context behind the things I do really IS too complex for me to really go into them deeper as they are irrelevant for this discussion.
YOU, however, not knowing who you're talking to make your assumptions and imply that I don't have the intellectual capabilities to understand my own actions.

NOW ME, not being a pussy - I happily return your lousy insults.

Why? Because I didn't start our conversation by making assumptions about YOU specifically, despite what I think about the general group of people you belong to.

Does this make more sense, you lousy twat? Of course I'll be rude to you when you're rude to me. What did you expect?

>>35810535
So like ISFPs are perfect unibombers or what?

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>>35810369
>It's almost as bad as an INTP thinking he's smarter than an INTJ.
>trying to lump two groups consisting of millions to two "intelligence levels" that can be compared directly
Want to know how I know you're insecure about your own intelligence and probably have an IQ of maybe 125 at most?

>>35810388
He's obviously pretending to be INTJ to make us look bad

>>35810523
>everyone who is not like me is just not well mentally formed

>>35810369

Wow, I bow to your IQ, oh great INTJ.

What have you achieved with it so far? Come on now, don't be shy.

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I fucking hate INTJs

>>35810369
>sensors are falling for this bait
wew

>>35810566
>unibombers
Sorry but what does it mean ? I can't answer you.

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>this is the person you are arguing with

How can ISTJs be regarded as robots? 16% of all males are ISTJs, being the most common type, so first and foremost r9k-ISTJs should be categorized as failed normies.

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>>35810686
The worst thing is that he believes that he only does it for "the laughs" but deep down he sees himself as someone inferior who has to defend himself

Truly pathetic and sad!

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>>35810553
>I think you understood JUST FINE what I was talking about
No, I quite literally did not. Your post was poorly formatted and made no sense.
>You, being the way you are...
Not quite. I derive slight amusement from provoking anons online to respond to me, especially about their own insecurities. Sometimes I turn this into thread-long, in-depth discussions, while sometimes I simply shitpost lightly like I am doing now, since you prove unable or unwilling to discuss things.
What I want you to understand is that I do not percieve anons as humans, so to speak. To me, you are little more than Anonymous and the style you post with. I do not actually care about the person you are on the other side, which may not be obvious to an extroverted feeler, at least based on memes and what I know of them.
>This remark reeks of insecurity masked with arrogance and cynicism.
Yes, as I intended it to. It's an exaggerating provocation to make you reveal what you REALLY think. Few people will accept people strawmanning their ideals, after all.
>The context behind the things I do really IS too complex for me to really go into them deeper as they are irrelevant for this discussion.
Were you intellectually more capable and did you have the meme-INTP cognitive capabilities, you certainly could go deeper into them and almost certainly even enjoy doing so. Being incapable of it, you can't provide me with the amusement and interest I seek.
>not knowing who you're talking to make your assumptions and imply that I don't have the intellectual capabilities to understand my own actions.
I've found that to be an entirely viable assumption when it comes to feelers.
>Of course I'll be rude to you when you're rude to me. What did you expect?
This is not really relevant to anything I've said. Feel free to ignore sensibilities and things that you would refrain from normally. I do not mind.
You certainly like writing a lot without saying much. Are you agitated?

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>>35810605
>>35810686
You post this in every thread. Give it up you autist.

Where did all the INFPs go? Has the Autism Trinity of INTP,INTJ and INFP finally fallen?

>>35810759
>that pic
Lol. Most of online INTJs are actually mistyped.

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any ENTP here?
> on my way for STEM diploma
> can into programing but too lazy to do something
> can do some shit with sony vegas but no ideas to do soo

i am not a robot at least

>>35810759
>Give it up you autist
>autist
Hey, you don't get to call other people autists, joseph stalin

>>35810759
>I require guidelines to be interacted with
I guess INTJ is the autism type.

>>35810553

>You certainly like writing a lot without saying much. Are you agitated?

I believe I've answered your questions sufficiently, there is no point in trying to provoke me any further. I will not repeat myself any more about the topic at hand. You'll have to take it or leave it.

>I do not actually care about the person you are on the other side, which may not be obvious to an extroverted feeler, at least based on memes and what I know of them.

Talking about formatting. Rephrase this, will you? It makes 0 sense.

>I've found that to be an entirely viable assumption when it comes to feelers.

So that makes my assumptions about you just as viable, right? By default, right?

>Of course I'll be rude to you when you're rude to me. What did you expect?

This refers to

>>35810236


Do with this what you want.

>>35810838
i'm right here

>autism trinity
what about INFJs and ISTPs?

I missclicked, again.

>>35810741

See

>>35810994

>>35807936
Same. INFP but I've turned very conservative in my values.

>tfw the '50s are over

Besides that the description is very apt

>>35810983
No, that would be ENTP, INTP
INTJ is the asocial type
ISTP is antisocial

>>35810966
You can't google for istps and expect all istps are the same person. You're a literal retard.

joseph stalin: entj

And I would never date an INTJ. That's disgusting.

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>INFP diagnosed with BPD and AvPD
Should I just end it?

>tfw infp
>tfw 55k in debt
>tfw my future looks like shit no matter how you look at it

>you can ignore reality but you cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality

fug

As an ISTP I think it's rather inaccurate to say we're natural warriors. I'd say we enjoy working with our hands, tend to be more solitary, yet we tend to explore and enjoy things in the world. Our abilities of perception without judgement gives us some interesting capabilities and insights.

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ok there is no ENTP here or what?

i am even here alone?

>>35811066
Fi in 3rd and 4th function = antisocial
Fe in 3rd and 4th function = asocial

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>mfw INTJ brainlets think theyre intelligent and scheming when all they do is constant mental masturbation
>mfw feeler types are literal amoebas
>mfw sensors are normie brainlets
>mfw extroverts are just loud and annoying

who /INTP MASTERRACE/ here
being the ultimate human being is hard

>>35811523
Fi is respecting everyone but keeping feelings private -> asocial
Fe is showing feelings to others and being influenced by them, also having a "us vs them" group mentality -> antisocial against certain people on purpose

>>35811623
>all they do is constant mental masturbation
INTPs are the best in this
You sure you're not mistyped?

INFJ here, I think the combination of Fe + Se makes me very needy but being a Ni dom makes me over think everything and the NiTi loop makes me paranoid. Basically what I'm saying is sad INFJ needs cuddle, an xNFP would be nice.

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>>35811693
INTPs intuitively create working theories based on observation
quick easy snap of reality is all it takes for us to remake the world thousand years back

INTJ brainlets just do an evil laugh after theyve thought of how to make shit flushing quiter

>>35811768
I'm infj too and I'd like to tell you to go fuck yourself.

>>35811066
>>35811523
>>35811660
Fe in third = suave social manipulator (lawyer/politician/ladies man)
Fe in last = anti social
Fi in third = sees people like pawns but still needs validation
Fi in fourth = sees people like pawns

>INFP but can be a serious asshole

am I John Lennon?

>>35812049
No youre just an amoeba

>>35805948
isfj reporting

>>35811778
What are some examples of working theories you've come up with?
I'm not implying anything, I'm just curious

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>>35812177
theory of relativity

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I'm INTP and holy crap this never crossed my mind.

I think I might be gay for ISFJs. Or at least that one isfj I met online. i dreamed about him in a pretty fucking gay way. I NEVER DREAM ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF. and also, the last time I spoke to him was like 1-2 months ago.

I'm pretty confused desu

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>>35812681
What are ISFJ like? I'm INTP as well and I wouldn't mind a cute little submissive twink to choke on my cock.

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>>35811811
>doesn't remember the other INFJ threads

Pseudo INFJ spotted

>>35812769
They seem submissive when talking to you but usually vent out their anger to others and will ignore everything negative you say to them

INTP and ISFJ is a bad combination, they will try to change you to match their ideal and you will just be an exhausted beta who does everything in fear of being left alone after some years

>>35812845
Sounds nice having a motivating person. What happens when you don't comply?

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What's the comfiest cognitive function? I think Se

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>>35812769
No dude I mean actually emotionally attached

Generally they're very sweet and inoffensive. The kind of personas they try to build around themselves usually can be torn apart by an INTP pretty fucking easily.

They're also very easy to talk to. Somehow they dont find you weird and rather find you very interesting. Like a child who likes listening to adults. Makes sense anyway since we have the same cognitive functions. I've met other ISFJs in the past too and it always seems to be the same thing generally. Just really sweet creatures.

>>35811013
Some months ago there was a survey and its results showed us that more than two thirds of the posters in these threads were one of the three types I mentioned. Looks like ISTPs took the INFPs' place. Good to have you here though.

>>35812927
>emotionally attached
Lol, fag.

>>35812905
>What happens when you don't comply?
ISFJ becomes mad, ignores you. She also might try to "repay" you by annoying you all the time with bullshit and telling you and others how bad you're treating her in an exaggerated way
She will also constantly bring up all the mistakes you did, even though they were really insignificant. When she's depressed, she'll be constantly talking about her "horrible" experiences she had as a child/teen

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>>35812987
It never happened to me dude, nor has it ever crossed my mind. I hope hes not too attractive irl so I can discard this thought. if he looks feminine ill cry.

>>35813021
What horrible human beings thank God I'm forever alone.

>>35812906
pure hedonism

>>35813021
but i was talking about isfj males who are also feminine

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How the FUCK do I get rid of social anxiety?

>>35813082
They behave the same way.

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>>35813423
maybe. i just talked to that one guy seriously once and that was enough to make me attracted to him a lot.

>>35813021
Holy shit. This is my mom 100%

>>35813487
>>35813460
https://web.archive.org/web/20120420055703/http://homepage.mac.com/bahlberg/iblog/B1386252977/C707866389/E2092739525/index.html

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>>35808268
WTF, totally me: I'm INFP, suffered loneliness whole life, finally got gf, she turned out to be borderline sociopath, I had to break up, couldn't, became like her, finally broke up, relief, loneliness again.

>>35808951
i'm infp and I dont find using my penis in woman's body interesting, although ejaculation is a must, and it's better to be done in vagina, which is really sad for me to say, because I haven't had sex in almost two years. I thrive for cock, let it be man, trap, woman with a strap on, dildo, her fingers, hand, whatever. I want to be passive, used, pleased (although I wouldn't ever deserve being pleased), tortured rather, played with.

>>35811138
Exactly, FUCKING SAME here.
Life is suffering.

>>35805948
>Tfw ISTP
>Always had that autism glare
>ALWAYS punched the kids that picked on me
>Got in trouble multiple times throughout school for hitting people
>Stopped doing it in high school because I promised my mom I wouldn't do it anymore
>Rot away in college
>Don't have the focus to sit still and study
>Stay in my room for three years straight and get really pale, weak, and thin
Fuck, I'm about done. Are violent urges common among ISTPs or am I just a sperg?

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>one shot at life
>INFP

W H Y

>>35813915
you're the embodied ISTP stereotype senpai

>tfw INFP's are never friends with other INFP's
We could rule the world together

Is it possible for your type to change from childhood to late teens?
I was a huge autist when I was a kid, like 100% sperg, but I'm fine now. Sometimes I think back to the kind of person I was back then and I wonder what the fuck happened for me to turn out so different.
The only thing I have in common with my childhood self is the extreme introversion.

>>35814092
That's just maturation.

>>35814092
Sounds like you're an IxTP
Types mature over time

>>35813915
well i cant speak for all of us, but i do get violent urges very often. When walking somewhere at night i often want to try and beat the living shit out of someone just for fun. Luckly i dont do it because i got some self control. But yea the desire is there.
I believe violence solves pretty much everything. i dont think we should always resort to it, but it ultimately solves everything

>>35814168
>>35814171
Yeah?
As a kid I was the nerdy outcast stereotype, got picked on, never made friends, spent lunch breaks reading books, sucked at sports, that kind of stuff.
Now I've almost stopped reading altogether, am getting fit, and can conceal the autism really well.

Is that just because I've learned to use other functions than Ti over time?

>>35813951
iktf. made the test recently and apperently i am an INFP.. which kind of makes sense. i have always been the person who got bullied for being too feminine of the class.

>>35814060
want to be friends?

>>35814251
>I believe violence solves pretty much everything
But that's the truth.
If you can't solve something by violence you're not being violent enough. That's not edgy or abnormal it's just how things work

>>35813915
The only chance you have at life is to go full on sociopathic , just remember to develop solipsism aswell.

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>>35812906
Official cognitive functions ranking

>>35814283
>want to be friends
sorry anon I can't play videogames tonight, I have a date with stacy tonight.

>>35814286
well im aware of that. Sadly not everyone accepts this. It all comes down to violence.
You dont wanna follow the law? You go to prison.
And look at lawless countries for example. People are killing each others on the streets and raping and robbing. The only thing keeping us in line is the threat of violence (prison). Otherwise we'd be killing each others like Animals.
Sure you can try to talk it out, but if the oher side is refusing, you can always threaten to get what you want.

>>35814329
>Te not on best tier
>Ne not on shit scatter brainlet tier

>>35805948
ive tested INFP every single time I take the test, but lately ive been relating to the INFJ.

Not sure which one is worse tbqh

>>35814355
>normies
>on MY /r9k/
LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEESSS LEEAVEEE REEEEEEEEE

>>35813857
Let's comfort each other for a while until we decide to be fucking assholes and stab each other in the back for no good reason fellow INFP.

ISTP master personality reporting in

>>35814402
what's a normie lol? anon, you can get a date too! you just gotta be yourself, brah! :)

>>35814370
The state itself is a threat of violence
ISTPs would thrive in a truly anarchic society

>>35814251
That's part of the reason why I use to hit people. I was too lazy to come up with something to say back to them and I thought if they're trying to be hostile with me then what's wrong with punching them in the face?This is how I truly think but whenever I say it out loud to people they say I'm stupid. I guess it's just a very base and animal way of thinking.

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>>35805948

ISTP m-m-master race guys

Are there any successful male INFPs here? Any time I see others mention they are INFP it is followed by some sort of remark implying they want to die.

>>35814428
what is this sick game you're playing? i want to make an INFP cry?

>>35814474
i am an INFP and I do not want to die. i would not consider myself succesful at all though.

>>35814474
Depends on what you mean by "successful".

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>tfw INFP
>tfw never wanted to be a part of reality ever since I was a kid
>tfw been spending my time alone in my room ever since I was a kid

it's really not fair to be quite honest

>tfw istp
>tfw i just want to fight something
>i want to have all my energy devoted towards something
>I want to feel truly motivated
All i do is sit around and passively study. This life is killing me.

>>35814474
all of my success is internal, I watch myself succeed and improve on things that I deem important (all of said things really have no practical use in the world. Music, art, etc.) And even though I watch myself improve I will never actually release any material to the public because im 100% convinced it is absolute shit even though a few extremely close friends have told me the complete opposite. Im afraid that my fear of judgement will cast me into madness, and I'll probably kill myself in the next 10 years

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>>35814474
no INFP has ever succeeded at anything

>>35814539
I want to fight a bear with a spear like in The Edge

>>35810369
stop making an ass of us

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Reminder that if you don't use Ni and Fe you are a brainlet

>>35813402
Having self-confidence.
So in other words it's impossible.

>>35806793
You develop Fe by engaging in emotional conflict. It's hard to explain; what you need to do is be brutally honest with people without worrying how they will react but reassure them that you don't mean to offend. Being "accepted" isn't something that's definite or absolute. It really just depends on the individual. JBU

>>35814539
istp uprising. Soon.

>>35814650
nickel and iron?

W-whats Ni and Fe? Im not an MBTI master

>>35814329
You forgot Ni Fi getting he's pussy hurt

>>35814650
>Fe
>literally the function that is responsible for retarded normies being so easily manipulated by the media and politicians
>brainlet
ok then

>>35814756
MBTI is based on jungian functions, they use what they call a "function stack"
an INTJs function stack is Ni-Fe-Ti-Se

Ni is the "2deep4u" function, generally brainlets who like astrology and occultism and such
Fe is the "martyr" function, brainlets who unironically live to please other people

>>35814838
How do i know which one i am?

>>35814838
INFPs tend to like astrology and occultism and they have no Ni

>>35814882
take this test: www.celebritytypes com/cognitive-function/test.php

also sorry, I meant "an INFJs function stack is Ni-Fe-Ti-Se"

>>35814838
Ni is just the skill or talent of making a shortcut to the solution instead of thinking it through. Like INTUITION

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Who here /INFJ/ lurker?

I work at a company with a lot of istp and god they are autistic. They say intp are arrogant but istp just openly show how they think everyone is stupid and illogical while being unable to see thing from another perspective because they are sensors. They also openly talk about violence all the time and how they want to punch everyone with a different mindset than them. Fuck em, they deserve their misery and they are probably responsible for a lot of fucked up things in this world

t. Intp

>>35814838
tell me about all the other functions pls.

istj here
>tfw literally a drone

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>>35814838
>yfw Ni, Es, and Ti
I bet you brainlets can't even into Phenomenology and Epistemology.