>uncle anon pls save me from these bullies :( wat do?

>>35805921
>>uncle anon pls save me from these bullies :(
>wat do?

Start fucking them

Fuck her tight asshole oregena

>>35805921
how can people be honestly attracted to 3DPD? They all look repulsive. It seems to take perfect angles, proportions, makeup and usually some photoshop to make women seem even mildly pretty.

>get one of the multiple loaded handguns conveniently hidden around the house
>Gun down every single Stacy in the room
>Jack off furiously and spray my load on as many bodies as possible
>Wait for police to come and run at them with my dick out and an empty handgun
>Ascend from wizard to wraith in death

Porn context aside.
>Loudly tell them to stop
>push them to the side if they don't let go
>if they get aggressive slap one to show your willing to protect her

>>35805946
Because you're comparing them to 2D and 2D was designed to look more pleasing to the eye and you fell for it hook line and sinker.

>>35805921
piss on her face

make fun of her

>>35805921
>Sorry hun your gal pals are supposed to defend you from bullies :)

>>35805921
What fucking year is it?

I haven't seen an adult woman wear pigtails or those shirts or skirts like that since the 2000s

>1, wtf is that disgusting hook nose go sit in the corner and pull your tits out
>5, disgusting rack bitch, go out to the hall and maybe I'll let you clean up later
>4, full on slap the bitch and choke her neck against the wall for effect
>2, tear the top off grope tits and tell to get on knees for cock
>3, get down on all 4s and lift that skirt, sweetie

I'm attractive and dominant enough to get away with all of this

>>35806341
none of those pornstars have been relevant since 2000s, but one of them looks like she's in her 30s lel.

>>35807133
not smart to realize how cringe this shit is though

>>35807180
Women love being told what to do

>>35805921
>You are 10 years older than me, why are you calling me uncle?