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not all muslims lads not all muslims

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Yeah so I went to see that HWNDU flag in Liverpool.

Think it's gonna be pretty hard for them to get it this time.

HIS NAME IS TREVOR BROOKS

CALLING HIM ABU IZZADEEN JUST LEGITIMISES HIS CLAIM TO BE A MUSLIM WHEN WE ALL KNOW THAT HE IS JUST A TERRORIST

WORDS HAVE POWER, DO NOT EMPOWER HATE

#CallHimTrevor

>no HWNDU flag on the op image

>job application unsuccessful
>terror attack

This day has been worse than usual lads

>>35715036
literally just walked in the door lad, is it really on UK soil?

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>>35714995
Black men and white women will not be divided

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

You're sat on the sofa wearing nothing but a t-shirt. A Japanese woman wearing just her underwear walks in, she walks over and kisses you on the lips a few times. She takes off her bra and you grab her breast with your hand, playing with her nipple with you thumb and she laughs and smiles.

She drops her knickers to the ground, turns around, bends over and reveals a tight moist pussy. she sits down on your lap, guiding your hard cock inside her. Her warm wet lips feel heavenly as they tightly glide down your shaft.

She starts to groan with pleasure as she goes up and down, her tits bouncing as she gets faster. Her pussy grips the base of your shaft so tightly when she reaches the bottom, and groans more as she feels your cock so deep inside her.

Your cock is already throbbing and this just gets her more excited, as she gets faster still, you cannot hold it any longer, and shoot a massive load inside her as she screams with pleasure. She gets off as cum is dripping down her legs and kisses you softly on the lips with a smile.

>>35715048
yep at FACT Liverpool

>He will not divide us
>Flag gets moved to another country

I'd call that pretty fucking divided

c-c-can we get back to cosy now l-lads?

i want to believe that muslims are good people but im sorry, im not sure if i can. the way they treat women. the culture they advocate. the terrorist attacks. their goal in life. i cant agree with this.

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>>35715048
Yeah I've been >>35715034

Heres a better pic

>>35715082
Islam itself is the problem, but the depths to which it takes root in a person's mind makes them inseparable from it.
Very few are able to shed Islam.

>fire up emergancy hard drive
>wank to fugly girl with nice tits/ass
>google her
>she's now pregnant and still doing porn
gross

>>35715082
>the way they treat women
What's the only thing they treat worse than their women?

women who are not their women funny cos it's true

Nige says he's heard someone is still on the loose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u3XI7NMwyE

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>>35715081
w-will it ever be c-cosy again

Got to Grand Champion rank on Rocket League, the day before ranks get reset

I feel pretty good today

Every day I slip further from the left

Just realized i haven't had cummies yet today.

Off to see whats on empornium.

>>35715355
the left of what
left side of face slipping is a sign of a stroke anon, can you call an amber lamps

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I swear to God, 2B will be the death of my penis

>>35715332
someday lad, l live in hope

>>35715034
Should have put it in birmingham, what better defence against it being nicked than someone having to go to FUCKING BIRMINGHAM and endure that to get it

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I'm starting a new job soon and I'm discussing hours with my employer tomorrow. I only want about 20 hours a week because I've been NEET for a year and a half and I want to ease myself into work again.

How can I explain that I want just 20 hours a week without sounding stupid.

>>35715109
i agree. people forgot too that the violent stuff in the koran supersedes the peaceful stuff, and inevitably if a society is ruled by muslims, they are going to enact sharia law.

>>35715418
he already knows you've been a neet loser so just say

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>tfw tried to draw snek waifu but she came out with thick man arms and nowhere near an ample enough bosom

>>35715447
The Fab is a nice touch lad

>>35715447
Hey that's a decent effort anon. Keep at it, you'll improve.

>>35715417
I'm assuming its in Liverpool cause it's a Labour stronghold and theres not many black people.

>>35715445
He doesn't. I just lied about when I dropped out of university.

Well actually, I didn't lie, he just never asked. I just said "I dropped out of university and I'm now looking for work."

>>35715447
decent effort lad. i like it.

>>35715418
did it not say how many hours the job was in the ad?

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well this is awkward desu duse

>>35715484
It is in Liverpool. At FACT

>>35715508
Tweet this back at him

>>35715484
it is in liverpool. i live in liverpool and i can recognize where the guy is from the picture he has taken.

i am noticing a lot more muslims in town now a days

>>35715499
It's just a small business. The guy had a note in the window to say they had vacancies so I just emailed him.

>>35715486
naughty lad, your house of lies will come crashing down around you

THOSE FUCKING BUDDHIST!

Joined Slimming World lads. Not sure if that makes me a cuck in some way. What do you reckon? Sitting in a room with middle-aged fat ladies was about all my social anxiety could take. Getting a Domino's now haha

Almost went to London today to suck a dick. Glad I didn't.

Do you thing, Scouse anons.

>>35715577
What's your current weight lad? Never know might get some yummy fat bird.

Anyone else get bugged by the way normies treat these situation?

/pol/ corpsedigging for ammunition for further conflict.

An ancient desert sand religion used by a wealthy priest class, dwelling in nations destroyed by wars we didn't vote for, men wealthy beyond anything constantly playing chess with everyone.

Immediately EDL and other meme groups etc on the scene calling for war and other shit, with about the same understanding of the depth of this entire fuckery as Islamic retards.

Dead people just laying in the road while normies snap smartphone pictures of corpse ass. Literally could've been your sister or your brother, mum/dad, just stone cold dead because some primitive shitmaster got his brain wired wrong by some ancient desert sand religion bullshit, ofwhich even the Muslims can't decide who is a true Muslim.

Meanwhile their sons and daughters actively do drugs, have extramarital sex and their highest priests are amongst the Saudi's shitting on women for money.

fucking normos, all of them

>>35715577
It's what middle-aged women going through their mid-life crises do.

>>35715577
it doesent make you a cuck. you're doing the right thing and i am proud of you for making the right decision. do us all proud lad. you can lose weight if you try.

>>35715577
Stewart Lee does it so it's alright by me lad.

>>35715392
I want to kiss 2B all over after she's been creampied!

>>35715623
What bugs me is the response. It's clear there is a problem with Islam, and nothing is being done about it.

>>35715623
>Only Paki on /britfeel/
>Is a sex offender

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>you'll never know the feel of a woman trying to save your life

>>35715622
It's 13st1. My goal is to lose a stone or so. Manageable I think.

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>>35715689
>you'll never know the feel of a woman trying to save your life
HOLD ON ANON, WE'RE DOING EVERYTHING WE CAN TO GET YOU A GF, PLEASE STAY WITH US

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>>35715677
I'm assuming you'd be the one who creampied her

>>35715623
I normally ignore normies

If they actually cared about muslims and islam they would actually do something about it

One of the biggest dangers to muslims is other muslims in terror attacks or just shia and sunni in fighting.

but again normies are programmed by the news and feeling morally good about themselves

>>35715546
I haven't lied though, I've just been deliberately vague.

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The terrorist attack isn't the worst thing to come out of today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS9UW2xjdqE

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>>35715706
>13st
Haha that's not fat right lads haha

>>35715682
wat, pretty sure amir is a muslim, I remember him calling for jihad or some bullshit like that.

>>35715678
It isn't compatible with western civilization, western values etc, but everyone is too busy stormfronting and durkaing to significantly make a stand about it.

Stormfronters won't read into it to effectively realize why it is not compatible (women's role in courts being an obvious one) and instead are too busy being useful idiots and Islam is akin to a neckbeard club for the disenfranchised because nothing is more empowering than larping that you claim to know the ultimate fate of man (while doing opium on the downlow and hitting up some male prostitutes)

What a fucking meme

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>>35715447
senpai
i like that. really like it lad. another 1 for the collection. thanks mate.
great choice on lolly as well

The problem with human beings is that we're shit at telling the difference between a story in our head and reality.

Even those of us who aren't religious are prone to it. Money feels like the most real thing in the world but it's just a shared fiction. The same with nations.

Nationality, religion and money are the three biggest forces in the world and they are all completely made up. Yet people kill and get killed because of all three, every day.

>>35715418
>How can I explain that I want just 20 hours a week without sounding stupid.
Undiagnosed Narcolepsy

advice lads, in a few days theres a funeral for a friend of a friend, im not going to the actual funeral but going to the pub after, do i wear all black or normal shit?

>>35715447
>>35715465
>>35715762
I've got some Fabs in the freezer. Shall I feed her one?

>>35715771
I'd wear all black just in case lad.

>>35715738
Depends. I'm a mere 5'9'' but I run and work out regularly. How about you ladpai?

>>35715771
Dress smart but you dont have to look like you're an undertaker.

>>35715771
Black trousers, shirt and black tie. You can get away with wearing a normal jacket on top if you take it off once you're inside.

>>35715738
Really depends how tall you are really, it's the border between skinnyfat and fat if you're under 6 foot

tfw just crossed the border

>>35715771
Black shirt and trousers maybe? Possibly go there in a black tie aswell and pocket it if you see them from a distance without any

>>35715728
It looks...just...ok. I guess.

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>>35715728
dark times lads

god help us

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>>35715720
No, please do the honours anon. And leave some good red hand-marks.

>>35715709
>>35715709

THIS A CODE RED
WEE OOO
WOO WEE

WE NEED ONE GF STAT
I REPEAT
ONE GF

CHECK THE LOLI RESERVES

>>35715623
i agree with you wholeheartedly lead and i couldent of put it better myself.

the normies dont understand how the war in the middle east was all for global economic gain. the muslims them selves are getting fucked over, and always have been. religion shouldent have this much power. the majority of them live in awful conditions while being told their goal in life is to worship god. dont even get me started on how women are treated. the religion was literally created to facilitate political assassinations. it is an extremely political religion. just look at sharia law.

the normies dont look into things so their understanding of it comes from celebrities, friends, the odd meme. the whole thing is sickening.

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>>35715796
I'm 5'9 but also /fit/ kinda I think. Still have a lil tummy but I dont think anyone would call me fat.

>>35715763
What you're saying sounds wise but it's actually retarded.

There's vastly different purposes to all three of those, each one bringing something to the cohesiveness of the human condition. Money is not made up and is infact more akin to bartering credit, backed up by the strength of trade in material goods in the economy/the guarantee of credit etc.

''''nationalism''', apart from being the current years bogeyman for people who carry a blue flag against people who carry a red flag, is a macro version of tribal affiliations which you also take part in if you subscribe to any political view that has an opposing view, that becomes, in a sense, your national cause, within your political nation.

>>35715689
she is a hero. who is she?

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>>35715811
Well aren't you a right poof

>Large-scale society has only existed for a few thousand years
>A blip in evolutionary timescales
>Our brains are being overloaded constantly with bullshit we are not wired for
>Drugs, smog, electricity, phone signals
Who fucking knows what is happening
I find myself thinking about thins kind of thing all the time, I feel like a right dope

>>35715823
>the majority of them live in awful conditions while being told their goal in life is to worship god

This is my favourite part about their mass importation to western countries as a new, pliable working class.

They'll actually be happy to slave away for beans, with their rights being eroded because it's k because when i die ill be in paradise : ^ ))))

How convenient that is.

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>>35715689
Compare with """"""asian""""" women

>>35715788
>>35715797
>>35715799
>>35715805

thanks lads, i normally wear a black jacket and jumper/t-shirt when im out so i should be able to get away with black jeans and decent smart shoes, chelsea boots to be exact

>>35715689
>I want to get home to my black bf

>>35715783

She's probably still hungry after eating the tiny one she has in the picture

>>35715840
I didn't say they didn't have a purpose. Just that they are shared fictions.

My point is that people should remember they are shared fictions before they do anything drastic.

For example, there's no point in sacrificing people, or sacrificing your own life, for the good of a nation, because a nation is just made up of people.

I should be clear that there is a big distinction between sacrificing yourself for a nation, and sacrificing yourself to protect your family.

>>35715783
Should a cold blooded waifu be eating cold things?

>>35715834
Well bear in mind it's only a rule of thumb because it doesn't account for muscle but your BMI is about 27. That 2 into 'overweight'. Chances are you're at least a little bit fat. You need to lose about a stone in order to be at 25 (i.e. on the cusp of healthy).

>friend isn't online at their usual time

PANIC

>>35715897
Yeah I think as long as people can see that you've made an effort, it's ok. No one would expect you to go out and buy a suit or anything.

>>35715932
>there's no point in sacrificing people, or sacrificing your own life, for the good of a nation, because a nation is just made up of people.
I agree mostly.

I think it's warranted in the case of natural/nuclear disaster, like when the guys at cherno had to stop the second meltdown hitting the water layer to stop an imminent thermonuclear explosion causing like 1200x the radiation.

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>>35715863
But 2B is a girl, it's all very innocent senpai.

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>>35715947
>friend comes online at 10.30pm
>I go to bed the same time
>Never speak any more

>>35715783
nooooo
stop feeding muh waifu ice lollies
she can't let her body temperature drop. all these lollies aren't good for her

>>35715939
no she shouldn't.
1's ok but no more

>>35715954
Yeah but that's different. They weren't like "I do this for the glory of the USSR!"

They just didn't want more people to die.

>>35715932
he whole point of a state/nation/country is for a group of similar people to band together to foster their own economic prosperity and secure the safety of the inhabitants. We formed towns and militias in the past so that the barbarian clan down the road can't come and rape you or slit your throat to steal all of your belongings.

Ethnic diversity is essentially advocating for the opposite right now. Lefties want outsiders to pillage your village and rape and murder some of your women while they are at it.

>>35715880
yeah, its why its so fucked. they dont care if they live or die because to them it isnt even faith, its a reality.

im all for helping people but we cant just accept something that obviously doesent work with our way of life and pretend everything is ok when it clearly isnt.

cant trust the politicians because they have already made things worse.

the normies dont know what is going on or they want to accept muzzies because "its the right things to do"

it is all so retarded.

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>>35715947
>He's been idle for the past hour
>Probably taking a nap that will end at 11pm
Hate timezones when it comes to this stuff.

>>35716046
stop being such an obsessive faggot

>>35716033
The problem with people like you is that the rest of the world has moved on from that primitive tribal mindset and you and muslim terrorists haven't.

>>35716033
a lot of lefties havent study history. and this is a huge problems. history is the best indicator as to what consequences our actions will have.

>>35715947
friend who moved to the other side of the world has started messaging me daily again.

shame it's cos his life is shitty right now.

>>35716104
>a lot of lefties havent study history

Think changing "islam is love, islam is peace" sums that up well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6dSTQmMtvo

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Article 50 soon lads

I'm Portuguese. We're the oldest allies. I'm not a muslim I grew up ere, please let me stay, I don't even wanna shag any british birds. I even have English family...

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>>35716098
That's an idea..

No, discarded.

>>35716103
>The problem with people like you is that the rest of the world has moved on from that primitive tribal mindset

not him but humans are naturally pack animals. we all form groups, and packs in society. humans nature doesent change over a couple thousand years.

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>>35716147
Wish it was up to me mate

>>35716125
Need to nuke London at this point. Our country might not survive but we deserve this punishment.

>>35715939
It's fine. She could always warm herself up afterwards by cuddle with me.

>>35716147
relax lad

>>35716147
sorry lad but its time to get btfo

>>35716166
is he your boyfriend

I bet he is

Anon is gay!

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>>35716204

I love England I love English people and the English culture I grew up here and can't go back to Portugal I hardly speak Portuguese tbqh ffs I'm a good student and cause no trouble I just want to contribute...

>>35716223

Can't relax I'm gonna get shot out of a cannon through the atlantic ocean

>>35716230

Ye ik its a shame it's been a good life but I'm gonna sadly have to kms if I get banished

>>35716103
t.Nigger/Paki enabler

>>35716252
just keep that chicken coming lad

>>35716147
me mum and dad went to portugal on holiday in the 70s and there was no coke there, do you guys have the coke now?

>>35716113
>have only a couple of friends
>see each other semi regularly
>talk daily
>one moves away for uni
>slowly stops talking to us
>just replies with conversation ending stuff
>its my birthday and i invite him to come back so we can all have a night in the pub
>he puts a thumbs up emoji
>doesnt turn up
>doesnt message or speak to me in like 6 months
>suddenly starts talking to me again because his uni friends arent interested in him anymore
>not quite sure how to react/talk to him in the situation
>he asks me why im acting weird and tells me iv changed
>mfw

bit of a weird feel lads, part of me misses the friendship but equally id rather be a loner than have a non loyal friend

>>35716262

I might marry my mate to stay desu
.

Yeah don't worry m8 we'll keep shippin ya piri piri chicken

>>35716266
Coke is legal now so yes, I went to visit my dad in Lisbon and there were gypos selling it in the middle of the street but be careful not to get ripped off

>>35715302
Name of grill anon please?

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>>35716147
sorry lad, relations were sabotaged by one lad

>>35716147
You'll alright by me one of my good friends was
Portuguese, his family were also awesome.

>>35716166
just a bit of friendly advice lad, friendships arent meant to be over bearing

there comes a point where you can drive people away by giving them no breathing space, dont make ur self a chore for him

>>35716286
Dump him lad, he sounds like a shit mate.

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Fuck Muslims and fuck Islam. Death to every single one of them.

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>>35716297
Jessica Minx. Dont say I didnt warn you.

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>>35716147
>>35716204
>2002 and 2006 were the only times in recent history we could have won the world cup
>knocked out by Brazil and Portugal respectively

>>35716316
you talking from experience?

>>35716147
you can stay. you can even fuck some of my women and eat from my land. in return you will follow my command.

>>35716344
>if only we didnt face a better team we would have won

>>35716347
most certainly am lad (i've been on both ends)

>>35716364
tell us stories lad

>>35716300

Bloody islander ruined the Oldest alliance

>>35716313
Portuguese people are basically hobits: Small, hairy, brown agriculturally oriented creatures that want no trouble and a quiet life with strong family values

>>35716344

That wasn't my fault it was a handful of Footballers, I don't even like football, my grandfather was a football coach who made deals with the mob and he made fun of me for being bad at football

>>35716356

I would gladly become your sword and shield mlord.

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>tfw you'll never kick the shit out of the french alongside your portuguese brethren
Feels bad, lads

>>35716356

Also its funny you should say that because a British nobleman offered me a job as his singer at his restaurant but I would have to move to greece

>>35716427
REEEE fuck the French

>>35716234
He's a strapping man.
>>35716316
I'm aware anon, you're assuming too much or projecting a bad experience onto me. I appreciate my space more than anyone, he's the only person I IM outside of a few with my niche hobby. Today I feel like chatting a storm with him but the timezone has cucked me that's all.

>>35716382
who is your waifu pork and cheese anon

>>35716470

My waifu is a conservative Scottish artist who supports traditional gender roles but she doesn't fancy me although I'm friends with her.

She's unnatainable so I watch her from afar. She deserves better than me.

My 2D waifu is undecided as of yet.

>>35716103
>primitive tribal mindset

Actually, you haven't. Because even in your post you've established and a them and an us. That's a form of tribalism.

As is the crowd or community that espouses diversity in the university setting, multiculturalism vs nationalism are both tribes at odds with each other.

Additionally Islam is a massive form of tribalism and an ideology which, even moderately, defines and separates people according to its tenants.

You have no idea what you're saying. Sort yourself out.

Additionally claiming that 'the rest of the world' stands by you in your very tribal or equally tribal cause is retarded.

>>35716147
You can stay, our history is great and I'm friends with a Portuguese lad who's just as r9k as me.

Just had a speed wank lads. Bout 3 minutes in total.

>>35716618

I wanna stay lads, idk how the legislation is gonna change in regards to citizenship and naturalization but I'd like dual nationality. I feel quite British. Maybe not ethnically, but culturally for sure. And it being Portugal X England I probably have an English ancestor at some point in my bloodline tbf. I have English relatives NOW tbf just not direct ancestors.

I wanna see how the law changes so I can figure out how to stay in england.

>>35716653

How many can you have in a day?

>>35716653

why waste a good wank laddy? genuinely curious

>>35716683
Dinner was almost ready and I had to decide between enjoy food or cummies.

>>35716674
>How many can you have in a day?
One usually. I'm 30 I cant be bothered with wanking that much anymore.

I had nine wanks in one day lads.

>>35716738

i once did 6 in 6 hours when i was 15, would not recommend

>>35716674
you could marry a gay robot

>>35714995
IT COULD BE ME I WAS THERE 2 DAYS AGO I JUST WANT TO DIE GOD WHY REEEEE

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>>35716767
Once when I was high on MDMA I wanked for so long a load of blood got trapped in the end of my dick and it was like a literal bellend.

>>35714995

Someone just jumped from a tower block in Coventry, just got off the phone to emergency services, will update you as I know more

I don't think I'll ever forget that thud

>tfw lost 2.5 stone
>now down to 16

whats a healthy weight for someone who is 6'2" lads?

>>35716844
like 13 stone

>>35716840

i was friends with a homeless bloke about 6 or 7 years ago, i actually saw him kill himself by jumping from a railway bridge, but i didnt know it was him who jumped until someone told me a few days later, i just saw a guy jump from it late at night, fortunately i was far enough away not to hear it though

Just ate that Domino's. A medium pizza and a load of chicken too. Feel bloated as shit.

>>35716784

My friend's friend offered to marry me "haha why not it'd be funny" but recently he's been like "haha but we need a proper marriage and to go on dates and stuff and to move in together haha just for your sake cuz it might look suspicious otherwise if we dont do that and post pics on Facebook but it'll be funny who cares haha" and its kinda "HMMMM"

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>tfw no britfeel GTA:O crew
>tfw have to go for night drives alone

>>35716840
>>35716871

Ambulance just arrived, no police yet

>>35716857
still got a fair amount to go then, well ive only been at it 2 months
think ill be able to lose the rest before my birthday at least

>>35716844
goood work lad. you working out too or just on a diet? i would say 14 or 13 stone is a healthy weight, depends on how much muscle you have.

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Hmmmm? Wowwie

>>35716844
According to the NHS site, a shade under 14 is healthy.

>>35716887

is it worth getting pics of the area? would you be able to make out anything at all in the dark?

>>35716893

really makes your grey matter patter

>>35716705
i'm an old fuck as well lad. it can vary for me sometimes3-4 most days will manage 2, but there has been a few days when i've gone without. i'm not as bad as when i was younger but still enjoy a good wank

>>35716877
Just fuck off Joao.

We're full.

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>tfw feeding your waifu more fabs
I'm going to make her fat

>>35716916

Phone camera isn't functioning at the moment, though I don't live far away so might run and get my camera from home, everything is dark though.

Police just pulling up, gonna speak to them then will report back

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>>35714995
Why don't we just bomb mosque? Muslims don't deserve to live.

>>35716889
Keep at it, 2.5 stone is an amazing amount of progress in 2 months. You might slow down as your body adjusts so you might have to stick at it longer than you think, but you can do it!!

>>35716892
working out and diet
pretty average muscle, although my calves are fucking huge from carrying all this weight around for my entire life

>>35716959
Ok GCHQ I'll meet you in Birmingham in 3 hours

>>35716952

Don't be like that mate I never even claimed bennies not even a single bennie

>>35716991
How much is ONE (1) bennie worth? Other anons feel free to weigh in on this, bringing it up in the House of Commons next week.

>>35716878
sounds sort of comfy tho

>>35716844
good effort lad

>>35716738
I had four or five in one day. think I was 22 and a bored student in rainy manchester

>>35716877
Marry me instead I give good head

>>35716991
Bet you had a bennie or two didn't ya lad.
G'won, tell us.

>>35716955
noooo
stop it, it's not good for her
i hope you choke on a sprinkle

>not sure who is the real snek lad anymore

>>35717021

>tfw you no longer get bennies

I'd rather my taxes be going to fellow britfeel neets than anyone else

>>35717021
>How much is ONE (1) bennie worth
A bottle of White Ace and 2 ciggies of the paki shopkeeper.

Is the anon who recommended snatch still here? Just picked up my second golden parcel. First one only had a quid in it but I'll take free money any day.

WZ22R6

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>>35717074
Well there is one way to find out. Post waifus

>>35716683
Wanks are an annoying waste of time

The only good part is the cumming anyway

oh no, not again

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/599131/kennington-station-london-underground-stabbing-police/amp

Is it practical to ask local muslims to help me die? They probably will be happy to kill one wore whitie.

>>35716893
Er, lets be real for a minute, everyone here would walk past too. The guy has 4 people on him, it would be pointless awkward to shove yourself in the middle of it all.

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brace yourself for the most important strawpoll in the history of /britfeel/, one about bennies

http://www.strawpoll.me/12586601

>>35717118
Gonna need a much better source than the fucking Star.

>>35717136
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12586601

ex benny receiver here

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>>35717136

So far in the poll, everyone on britfeel has been on bennies at some point

>>35717074
>not being able to tell sneklads apart by the way they construct their posts and writing style

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>>35717103
The plug in my bath is a tiny bit too small and all my hot water is slowly leaking away

>>35717166
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12586601
Are we talking about maintenance ones - i.e JSA, ESA - or do housing benefit subsidies and PIP count? Those have nothing to do with work (and I do work).

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>>35717136

now is not the time for such a divisive poll

>>35717203

They all count anon

not original

>>35717166
I once applied for ESA when I was in 6th form, but they rejected it and it got stopped the year after

>>35717136

72% of britfeel have been on bennies, top fucking kek

>>35717048

no m8 not even child support but I did get given voddy by my mates from the estate sometimes and it was paid for with bennies so I guess in a way I took advantage of them

>>35717032
r u gay

>>35717136
Been on bennies awhile and always buy duty free tobacco. Get fucked government.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHZHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK YOU BRITON HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA FUCK
YOU
FUCKYOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK BRITAIN FUCK BRITS HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>35717274
>r u gay
Yes extremely

I want to blindfold kentanon so I only know her in the way she posted the pictures here, bend her over, put my weight on her, and inject her with my seed

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>>35716955
Don't listen to >>35717056, fatten the waifu. Make her large and soft.

>>35717298
>This message brought to you by the BBC

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I've not seen Len today, did he get pushed?
Was he a scapegoat all along?

>>35717307
>extremely

That sounds like a translation for "degenerate who sees no problem with promiscuity"

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>>35717103

My storage heater is turned up to maximum but it's still cold in my flat

This could be the end

>>35717335
He tried to push put failed and got pushed himself

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>>35717103
I made heart shaped waffles today. That's just the shape the iron is.

>>35717307

I'm not but I'd marry you for the required ammount of time to be able to stay and let you suck me off and even dress up in pretty trap clothes etc

I can't let you penetrate me though I'm sorry it's too far but if you want I'll penetrate you (condom only tho)

I'll also work ofc.

>>35717344
Your post suggests to me that you may be a bitter virgin. Have you ever bee'd yourself?

>>35717335
He said to me 'You're alright friendo, don't go to London tomorrow' last night

>>35717136
what actually counts as bennies?
the only money i've had off the government was one year of EMA in college

>>35717377
So you are a disgusting normie, grindr AIDs contagion afterall.

Once again, proving most faggots are trash

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>>35717380
>Woman pushed into the Thames
I AM GROWING STRONGER

>Have been watching what I've been eating since January
>Lose 9lb in one month
>Stall at 9lb lost and no more is coming off
>Just weighed myself and I've gained 6lb

Um what?

some anon posted a lovely little piece of poetry from a book recently and i cant recall it, it was about the england countryside if i remember rightly

anyone any idea?

>>35717538
Perhaps it was this?
Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!
Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
Those air -conditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,
Tinned minds, tinned breath.

Mess up the mess they call a town-
A house for ninety-seven down
And once a week a half a crown
For twenty years.

And get that man with double chin
Who'll always cheat and always win,
Who washes his repulsive skin
In women's tears:

And smash his desk of polished oak
And smash his hands so used to stroke
And stop his boring dirty joke
And make him yell.

But spare the bald young clerks who add
The profits of the stinking cad;
It's not their fault that they are mad,
They've tasted Hell.

It's not their fault they do not know
The birdsong from the radio,
It's not their fault they often go
To Maidenhead

And talk of sport and makes of cars
In various bogus-Tudor bars
And daren't look up and see the stars
But belch instead.

In labour-saving homes, with care
Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
And dry it in synthetic air
And paint their nails.

Come, friendly bombs and fall on Slough
To get it ready for the plough.
The cabbages are coming now;
The earth exhales.

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>>35717521
>Have been watching what I've been eating since January
A likely story

>>35717589
That was so disgusting watching that yesterday

Lads tonight I was barred from my local pub. Fucking quite pissed off about it.

I was at the bar with some of the regulars and we were talking about the terror attack on Westminster Bridge, which is only a few miles away from the pub.

One of the regulars said "My mrs works on Whitehall, I'm glad she's alright."

I said "Yeah because then your son wouldn't be able to get his food from her titties. He'd have to suck for daddy's milk instead."

Obviously a joke, quite juvenile I know, but I expected at least some laughter. Instead there was silence, and the landlord said "Right, we've had enough of you, you're barred."

Honestly I think they should be able to take a joke, for fuck's sake.

What does britfeel think of Randy Crawford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnNyxy7XPfs

>>35717589

holy shit is his flesh overflowing from his skin?

>>35717589
If I hadn't been watching what I eat how did I lose 9lb?

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>no apples for 3 days
>too scared to leave the house to buy more

>>35717605
Fat fuck didnt even lose any weight. Look forward to hearing about him dying soon.

>>35717613

This is the best gimmick since Shipposting

>>35717625
His legs are leaking cellulose and it scabs

>>35717308
>kent

slag and a roastie

got bullied out the britpol discord by BASED Big Nigga Vercingetorix

>>35717564
enjoyed that one, but unfortunately its not the one lad

iirc it was only a really short piece

>>35717647
He went to 860lbs or something didn't he?

Going up to court tonight

Wish me luck, hoping it all gets dismissed

My mum stood up to my dad, was pretty cool

>>35717521
Yeah, I've been 141lbs for 3 months

>>35717634
I'm just memeing lad. Have you been counting calories and all that shite? I've never dieted so many some other anons can lend their knowledge.

>>35717308
same. I want to pozz KentAnon in the vagina 4 times a day

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCrNORbMuR0

>>35717674
>going to court
kek, paki life

/pol/ mods are really going for it today on the HWNDU threads.

@35717674
>Wish me luck
No

>>35717667
I think he lost 50lbs and then put on 70lbs or something ridiculous.

>>35717634
Calories in v calories out

Starve yourself for a few days
Around the 1000 mark

>>35717605
was a good hoot though

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>>35717103
MEA isn't as bad as everyone is making it out to be, it's just /v/ anti-shilling. Some parts are groan-worthy, but the combats fun, and even though some parts of the story/writing are a bit shit, most of it is decent.

That being said, really feels like they're trying to force the feeling that Citadel gave, without actually trying to make me give a toss about the characters. Jaal and Vetra are fun though.

Oh yeah, posted.

>>35717682
>Have you been counting calories and all that shite?

No but I've replaced all meals with grilled chicken, pate on toast, cheese and crackers or noodle soup.

The last time Poley was up in court there was a guy called Amer Hussain on the court roll.

Let's see if the same name is there tomorrow. If it is, then it's confirmed that Poley is real.

the HWNDU flag is still flying, sad times lads

>>35717693
Not been following other than it being in Liverpool. What's happening?

>>35716878

your car a shit

>>35717613
Great pasta format lad, mad me chuckle

>>35717746
>pate on toast
>cheese and crackers

So you've replaced your meals with high calorie stuff and you expect to lose weight?

>>35717748
The theory is that he's predicting the court dates because he knows someone called Amer Hussain will be appearing on those days.

>>35717136

I've been on ESA since 2010 lol.

>>35717589
wtf are the boils? on his legs?

>>35717786
How could he know that?

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>>35714995
.
.
.
.
.
>Abu Izzadeen comes into the surgery
>Was shot by a police officer outside parliament
>Has managed to remove the bullet and is bleeding
>Wants me to give him a sterile dressing
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>35717674
why yo going to court this late?

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>>35717074
there has been a few posting her. i've only had her in my life 4 month though but only seen other pics of her on here over the past 3 weeks or so maybe a bit longer, my memory's shit desu
>>35717103
1 waifu as per your request
>>35717179
i don't think construct is the right word for what i do,
haphazard is the best description senpai

>>35717781
It's not a lot of food though.

2 slices of toast and pate isn't a lot of food physical food.

>>35717813
He knows that guy somehow? A friend?

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>tfw listening to serbian war songs

>>35717752
It's on the roof of an Art and Exhibition centre thing. Gonna be a lot harder to get as you will either need roof access or a drone. I went and had a look myself and it's like 5 stories up aswell.

>>35717846
Because court opens at 9am and my train takes 7+ hours

>>35717613
Lads tonight I was barred from my local mosque. Fucking quite pissed off about it.

I was up the minaret with some of the regulars and we were talking about the terror attack on Westminster Bridge, which is only a few miles away from the mosque.

One of the regulars said "My daughter works on Whitehall, I'm glad she's alright."

I said "Yeah because then your son wouldn't be able to get any more pure Muslim babies out of her. He'd have to rape white women instead."

Obviously a joke, quite juvenile I know, but I expected at least some laughter. Instead there was silence, and the imam said "Right, we've had enough of you, you're barred."

Honestly I think they should be able to take a joke, for Mehammed's sake (PBUH).

well autism took over and i just tooth combed through my history to find it

Into my heart an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?

That is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.

>>35717893
You ever heard of occam's razor?

>>35717812
fat people like to be lathered in porridge

@35717921
That's what you get for committing a crime in fucking aberdeen

>>35717928

thats the poem peter hitchens sang on QT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHoAQW_DBI4

>>35717941
that's the fucking thing

The crime wasn't committed in Aberdeen

The complaint was made in Aberdeen

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>>35717923
Reminds me of this.
>>35717921
Remember this poley?

>>35717356
That's not how storage heaters work lad. If you turn it up now it won't be hot until tomorrow

>>35717972
dancing is haram

>>35717972
I did not like the period where those posts were being made

>>35717372
I like the sound of this except I'm not really a convincing trap so I hope you're not counting on that or anything

>>35718005
Why did you decide not to see a dominatrix anyway?

>>35718005
why?
bloxl

>>35717972
lol that ginger guy makes me laugh

So why was Abu Izzadeen allowed to freely operate in London when he was known to police and didn't hide his views?

I expect one of the news companies to be dragging one of the higher ups onto the news to explain themselves?

Oh who am I kidding the media in this country are pussies and would never ruffle anyone's fathers, no one has ever been held accountable for Rotherham.

>>35718061
are we sure it's him, the independant took down their story on him

>>35717921
Amir how do you defend the paki who tried to kill english people today for living by english values. Islam and England will NEVER mix.

I'm in Birmingham for a couple days.
What should i do with my visiting dad?

>>35718061
You mean Trev from Hackney?

Fuck knows. I suppose because it's not really a sophisticated operation. He just got in his car with a knife. They'd probably have caught him if he was trying to make a bomb.

>>35718023

I meant Id dress up as a trap if that's something you're into in order to sweeten the deal idk.

I wouldn't be into any of this btw but if its for your pure carnal pleasure then I'd be willing to make a deal.

I'm a manlet though

>>35718096
get the fuck out of our country you paki scum

>>35718054
Because he wants to rape woman like a real paki animal.

>>35718112
Manlets are cute desu, I wish I was short

Whereabouts are you lad?

>>35718059
They were gross

>>35718054
I started HRT and it killed my labido

>>35718093
He was scum

I don't condone his actions

How much would you lads expect to pay for 3.5 grams of dat gud weed?

>>35718061
>Abu Izzadeen
>It's not a fake name
England fucking sickens me these days.

>>35718180
About 45 quid

@35718175
Being a dominatrix isn't about your sexual gratification. It's about forcing on someone else.

>>35718174

Spain rn idk if I'll even be able to return to England tbqh

>>35718175
poley can we see a HRT progress update :)

>>35718175
Nice al taqiyya, nonce

>>35718111
That's not what I mean.

He was a known terrorist sympathiser and ISIS supporter and thought to have attended a terrorist training camp in Afghanistan.

Why are these people allowed to remain free?

I'm seriously tired of every time there's a terrorist attack in Europe it turns out the perpetrator is "known to police". But the police just thought it would be a top laugh to not arrest them and let them kill people.

>>35718180
30 quid, is what i pay

for some reason my arms look Hench to the side but dont look that big when facing forward.

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>>35718219

latest round of self prescribed HRT went horribly wrong

>>35718219
You can come up to Aberdeen and see for yourself

It's more about laser than HRT at this point, the last stubborn areas are breaking up and I'm more optimistic

>>35718201
Sure but elements like feet, dominant talk etc don't do anything for me anymore

>>35718282
If I was in Aberdeen I'd definitely come to the court and watch.

>>35714995
AND THE TOURISTS RAN

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>>35717763
Say that to my face fucker, not online

See what happens

BLOXBLOXBLOXBLOX

>>35716878
I know how you feel. Never had anyone to do heists so I just set up a private session and piss about.

>>35718298
It's just a 3 minute intermediate diet

>>35716878
buy me gta and ill drive with you whilst real human bean plays, lad
it's on sale now

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>tfw no black gfs feet to lick

>>35718368
Is there a date for the actual trial?

>>35718282
You look like a man Rasheed, I can't believe you thought a bloke well past his puberty that has never taken care of his poo coloured body could become a girl. You dumb trannies being deluded by anime like Azulad.

Trying valium for the first time soon lads, ive done tramadol before, does it compare to that in any way?

>>35718443
Mid April unless it gets pushed back again tomorrow

>>35718460
My skin is very clear

>>35718418

>tfw no black gfs womb to fill

>>35718464
Nah. Tram is like a dirty handjob behind a shed, val is like a warm hug that turns into blissful sex.

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>>35718307

>anime sultan

My nigga. I've been doing nothing but running crates and I/E cars & CEO missions for days in a solo lobby just to distract myself away from my dads death.

Bought the I/E warehouse, a buzzard, the CEO garage and the comet retro custom. Want to get the jetsam cargobob and the CEO apartment so I can spawn there, even though my top end apartment is 5 seconds across the street.

Just waiting for the Turismo Classic to come out. Should be less than a week.

>>35718368
7hr trip for a 3min thing? they must think you're a mug

>>35718514
sorry about your dad lad.

>>35718495
And what's the worst possible punishment? Jail time?

My parents both want an outside toilet

that's uncivilized, right?

>>35718550
Not turning up to the next one if it gets pushed back again

126 quid for the tickets

American-anon here, just checking to see if any robots were hurt or anything. Everyone okay?

>>35716878
All I want from GTA5 is new single player expansions and/or new heists. Since neither of those is ever going to happen I guess I'll never play it again

>>35716878
what do you play on lad?

>>35718563
>Not turning up to the next one if it gets pushed back again

wouldnt that get you into more shit?

>>35718563
It's their house you pathetic little leach, kek. Listen to you thinking your opinon matters in the decsion, your parents know you're a failure with no influence.

If you want to do something tangible to help, text SAVE to 70800 to send a fiver to Londons Air Ambulance - they rely entirely on donations.

>>35718566

from the pics i saw of the victims earlier, besides the copper and the lone-wolf with no affiliation to islam what-so-ever, there was a rostie looking girl who got killed and a male with a hood up, possibly could have been robotic but most robots would avoid central london like the plague

>>35718563
>My parents both want an outside toilet
>that's uncivilized, right?
my dad had one when he was a kid (until the council put a toilet in his house)

they were pretty commonplace until the ~60s

>>35718566
i banged my toe earlier but it's okay now.
thanks for asking mate.

>>35718559
In theory

But I think it's getting dismissed
A fine is more likely, I believe

>>35718598
Yeah
I lose bail, get remanded but then I can apply for bail again
They know it's not worth holding me so I'll get out again unless they really are finally just 1 month from the trial

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>>35718640
Oh alright then, that's good.

I'm glad all my robot friends are safe!

>>35718566
>implying we go outside
>implying we would go even close to london
Wew

>>35718645
>>35718563
some of the older terrace houses here still have outhouses in the gardens, weather or not they are still used is something i dont know

>>35718587
Real shame to build such a great playground and make it only usable in shitty online stuff.

>>35718653
Honestly I doubt it will be dismissed. It's your third offense now and you are a proven menace.

I think probably you'll get a year's sentence, but you'll be out in 6 months for good behaviour.

Time for a late night leg workout lads.

>>35718061
I guess 3 things.

-they didn't have enough evidence to ensure a conviction.

-they scared of being called racists.

-he was part of something bigger and they were trying to take the whole ring down, it would have blown their cover to just arrest one.

>>35718514
Sorry to hear that m8. If someone here made a crew i would join. We could all run 3 batches of crates and be comfy.
>>35718590
Pc lad.

>>35718709
I must have dumped 200h into single player getting all the collectables. I then started to go through the missions again to get max rating because I was enjoying it so much and then it just dried up.