Epic suicide thread

>>35841698
Load yourself up with explosives around the neck, and then next time you're out for tendies or whatever get away from others and be like "HOLY SHIT TENDIES!!" and then fucking explode kek

Rent a really nice hotel room on top floor, splash the 10k out and jump out the window when it runs out

>>35841698
Buy 10k worth of dildos and try to park as many of them as you can in all of your orifices until you bleed out and die

>hire a budget pilot who is also a terrorist
>do plenty of cocaine until I'm sufficiently paranoid and impulsive
>rent a Porsche
>drive to new jersey
>rent as big a plane as I can afford
>have terrorist pilot the plane
>fly it into the world trade center in new York
I know, its been way outdone, but im in favor of doing it again for the lulz

lots of cocaine

>strip naked
>hijack a monster truck
>fill it with fireworks and dynamite
>tie the accelerator down
>stand on the roof with middle fingers out while the truck plunges into a volcano

>which song should i blast out while doing it

>>35842188
>>which song should i blast out while doing it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A