What are you like when you're drunk? I always get incredibly

I'm basically myself, but like 10x more Hyped

Also, I get competitive sometimes

File: 1488300250948.jpg (59KB, 919x720px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 919x720px

>>35841736
oh you know me

>>35841660

I get really social, but that only happens once I pass the threshold of drunk, literally any point before and I just sit by myself doing fuck all

Last time I got proper pissed I just cried and whined that I hate myself

>>35841660
I've never been drunk. Too paranoid about what drunk-me might be like.

>>35841660
Nothing much really, i can hold my alcohol pretty well, when i get black out drunk i start to slur my words a bit and wobble sometimes, but i out drank my older brother by about 2.5 times and he was throwing up and acting stupid and shit but i felt somewhat normal and able to make decisions like not to dance in the pub

File: 1473297873044.png (159KB, 609x592px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 609x592px

I turn into a completely different person when I get drunk, but not in a good way. I get really bitchy and clingy, yet even more distant somehow and all my suffering is automatically worse than yours because I said so.

I'm going to stop drinking so much now though and try stick to a smaller amount because last time I threw up all over my room and I'm pretty sure my mum somehow seen my attentionwhore scars on my thighs because I think I was outside smoking a cigarette without pants on.

I send obnoxious messages to girls on dating sites.

I used to get all giggly and tried to be funny when I got drunk.

Now it's just a little bit easier to talk to people at first, and then I just get withdrawn and quiet after a certain level of drunkenness. Basically what >>35841768 said. I start thinking about all the shit I don't like about my life and that just makes me want to drink more. So I go to have 2 or 3 and wind up having 7 or 8. In the past I've been known to just way overdo it and pass out or vomit on stuff but I'm getting better at not getting to the blackout level.

File: 1487127658847.jpg (106KB, 698x658px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 698x658px

Self-destructive

>>35841898
Cutting yourself? Or something else?

Can't tell my dreams from when I'm drunk, end up waking up not sure if i smashed all my stuff or just dreamt it or if i actually stole a car or just dreamt it

Shits really starting to fuck with me

File: 1486648605138.png (71KB, 506x329px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 506x329px

>>35841941
Something else. Less sharp and more blunt.

>>35842028
Sharpie in pooper?

Hdjeofndidbdosbfnc

>>35842050
That would be extremely painfuI

>>35841660
Extra lazy and less articulate.

>>35841660
here's the list of states progressing from sober to drunk
>not-drunk
>start talking more
>get hyper
>get sad
>start crying in a corner
>puke and pass out

>>35841660
Depends if i'm drinking with people I get real happy and have a good time. By myself I switch between good time and depressed. Also sometimes what i'm drinking can effect me like if I drink a lot of beer I get real sleepy but vodka makes me energetic and whisky chills me out.

File: 1454040423761.jpg (116KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 600x600px

>>35841660
Just me, but a lot more bubbly.
Then when it wears off I crash and fall asleep on the spot.

Who /oneeyedrunk/ here?

>>35841660
I get really sociable. I can pretty much talk to anyone, and I think it's really fun. I don't get nervous and don't need an opening to start a conversation which would be impossible for sober me.

>>35841660
I get silly and basically want to go to sleep on the spot.

I think I'm sociable but I'm not. Then I usually fall on the floor (not passed out) and giggle for a while. It's pretty fucking gay.

>>35842127
For you


Dhdosbxiebxkfnre

>>35842295
Whenever I get really fucked up I tend to close my right eye.

>>35842578
Same but its my left eye, people say I get "chink eyed" when I drink.

>>35842295
What?

Djsosbe

>>35842610
see >>35842578

Just talking about getting drunk and always having one eye closed. I always do it when I get really drunk.

>>35842295
Normally only when reading cause i drink so much my vision gets super blurred and its hard to see anything thats small like text or sometimes facial features

>>35842642
I've never had blued vision when drinking i'll get super dizzy if I drink way too much but my vision is normally fine. I just have a problem of closing one eye when drunk but that mostly happens when I've drank a lot, most of the time I hold my liquor pretty well.

I go crazy. I'm kind of a smartass, so I talk to people, "outsmart" them with extremely logical arguments and get everyone around me pissed off.

I also piss in the trash can instead of toilet, steal cigarettes and booze and do all kinds of stupid shit.

Last Saturday I pissed a guy off and he tried to hit me. He missed and hit some other dude instead. Everyone got mad and a girl started crying. That's the kind of shit that happens when I get drunk. It's bittersweet cause I half feel like shit for being antisocial, but half feel great for shitting on normies. I wish I was more normal though.

Usually i drink alone. When i drink in social situations i usually reach at point where i get bored and leave. Several times i have slept in parks while walking home from places i left.

Like to piss a lot, end up pissing anywhere on way home from the pub, normally in the bus stop or someones fence if not straight in the road or leaning against a tree