So do I have a shot? I super liked her so that means she

>>35867892
I dont think I could stand living on the same street as someone like that.

she looks like a pain in the ass to even small talk to

if you can fuck her within 30 mins max that's all she's good for

>>35867892
that anthem yikes

other than that she looks like a standard meme thot

Go for it, anon. I have the perfect opener for you.
I want you to say some wild shit. I want you to say:
"I'm that gorilla dick nigga, I make dyke pussy wet"

>>35867892
Dick her down and see where it goes from there

>>35867892
Just tell her this. All in the same sentence, if possible.
>"It's lit"
(Don't capitalize any letters, or use punctuation)
>"I'm the plug."
Add some obnoxious emojis as well. 4 at most.
Post results, if dubs.

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I think my image speaks for itself...

>>35867892

she looks good to go, really slutty to, and asian, mmmmm. Please get some nudes if you can OP.

>>35867892
>super liked
is this an actual thing? if so i doubt any girl would be attracted to someone that super liked her

>>35867892
>r kelly & snoop

could have been wife material if she had picked RATM, ST, or any nu-metal band

but she had to be a normie

>>35867892
OP you live in nyc dont you?

>>35868718
>and asian

She looks mexican, desu.

>>35867892
I wouldn't fuck that bitch with a hobo's dick

>>35867892
Fuck that girl is ugly Op

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>The Universe can be defined as everything that exists, everything that has existed, and everything that will exist.
>the physical laws and constants of the universe say that i exist one way and that's it.

how is this even fair?

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>>35867892

>La Croix is fucking nasty

>>35867892
as long as you hit it and quit it