Peeing out the window

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Here's what happened awhile ago. Today something similar went down. I feel like fate must be involved.

>relatives staying over for reunion thing, tons of people socializing in living room just down the hall.
>i isolate myself in my room
>have to pee, bad
>decide to turn up music loud to disguise noise, open window and start peeing into the dark garden
>hear door open behind me, its my older uncle
>"Hey anon its late can you turn down the-"
>he sees me and I hear him turn around and close the door
>a few seconds later I hear roaring laughter from the living room
>"-out the fucking window?..."
>"-if my child was like that, I would..."

So that ruined my week. Then this happened today.

>wake up, its still dark but I have to pee
>extra quiet because stealth (I learn from my mistakes)
>go to window, start peeing
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>feel piss on my legs
>realize that window is closed and its spraying everywhere
>GASP wake up for real, its morning and I was pissing over the side of bed onto stack of textbooks and assignments
>almost have heart attack from double dream

Is life meant to be this way