What's your excuse for having not yet killed yourselves, frogs?

>>36014283
I want to die in my sleep, dreaming I have a girlfriend.

scared to lol

if someone used a shot gun, how can you be 100% that placement thru the mouth is correct? or as long as it isnt aimed at tge face only should you be fine?

also if someone did use a shotgun woul you be dead right then or would you have time to think like "wow this was loud"

im really not suicidal though

>>36014283
to maybe have regrets.
yet I'm pretty sure I wont

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>>36014283
Parents still alive and would be sad if I died

I'll do it right after both of them die

>>36014283
I haven't killed myself for the same reason I want to kill myself. I'm a fucking coward who never follows through on anything.

>>36014283
if there's a god then I beg for him to come and kill me while I sleep

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>>36014283
I'm afraid of death and my mum would freak out

But when I'll turn 30 i will do it nevertheless (im 26 now)

>>36015326
God helps those who help themselves (to a bunch of sleeping pills, in your case)

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Because even through all the hardships and pain I still have faith in the inherent beauty of life as we know it. My stubbornness to survive in the face of adverse conditions will pay me back tenfold and even more so. I will live for as long as is possible because I was born to do so. I would live forever if I could; even in the face of total unending suffering just to dream a dream. Just to share my love.

I tried many times.
I'm scared to fail and most importantly my parents are holding me.
If something were to happen to me it would destroy them.

They were already in tears when I told them I'm tired of life.

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>hurr durr mah mummi wouuld be sad ;(
= I am too much of a pussy to do it.

>>36014283
At this point, I really have nothing to lose but once or if my parents die I'd do it instantly.

As normalfaggoty as it might be, I can't really comprehend the idea of my parents being dead.

I want it done quick and I want it done right. I don't feel confident in my abilities to do it myself.

>>36014283
I'm probably going to do it soon.
I'll have to leave a note for my parents, tell them i'm sorry for being such a failure, and try to make my little sister not sad.

I wish they didn't care about me, i'd make this easier.

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I live out of spite. What object I am spiting I do not know.

>>36014283
I'm not bored of vidya yet

>day dream about how I could invent so many cool things, build things to better people's lives

>too lazy, retarded, and shut in to actually do any of those things

>>36015945
Only ever yourself, anon.

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>>36015218
>"wow this was loud"
kek'd

What if something cool happens after I die? I don't want to miss out on mechs and shit

>>36016583
Don't worry, it'll never happen.

>>36014283
Quitting caffeine will make you much less willing to kill yourself.

You won't necessarily be happier but you'll be much more content.