Give me 1 good reason why I shouldn't kill myself. >inb4

>>36182232
The thing you always wanted the most could've happened after you died.

/thread and lock

Because it's pointless and retarded. It doesn't solve anything and it's cowardly to run away from your problems instead of solving them and facing them. Plus, it brings all of your problems and pain over to your family members and friends. So I hope you enjoy making others miserable if you go through with it.

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>>36182251
Thanx bro it means a lot to me

>>36182232
Because you want to live.

You dunce.

>>36182232
Quantum immortality. You'll end up with a mortal wound or many.

>>36182232
The people in the morgue will see your cock when they undress you.

>>36182255
This always sounded so stupid and ignorant these baseless arguments

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>>36182362
Not if I cop off my cock first
Hahaha checkmate

For the happenings.
I live for happenings.

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>>36182232
If you're not suffering too badly you may as well see where life leads you.
But if you are then yeah you're better off dead.

>>36182232
Honestly I exist to annoy people.

I deliberately took a massive shit in some bushes right next to this food stand. The stench was so bad that the hotdog guy got no customers.

Because I'm in love with you

Your family and friends will cry if you kys

>>36184112
>and friends
Orginilalally out, OUT!!!!

>>36184112
>le live for someone else meme
People fall for this

Because you don't want to.

There, saved you hours of therapy.

>>36182232
TAKE
PSILO
CYBIN

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>>36184050
I love u 2 anon

>>36184218
Let's be friends
Ori

>>36182232
If you die, you won't get to see the next season of your favourite shows, listen to the next album of your fave artist/bands, or see the next installment of your favourite movies/vidya/book series. Etc.