I haven't showered for 2 weeks. Four days ago I found a

I'm not gonna try to convince you but if you took a shower you can squeeze in a post shower thread. Maybe before and after pics?

>Convince me to shower
>>Four days ago you found a lump on your crotch and squeezed it and shit came out and now the whole fucking area stinks.

Think you answered your own question there friendo.

Also that's not cancer, that's pus from an infection, probably a sore that's developing because your groin is moist and filthy. Buy some barrier cream and put it on, it'll smooth and repair your skin.

>>36182341
>buy something for my crotch
>not the latest asian waifu dick suckatron 9001
nah, i'll pass

>>36182563
Pic of your infected crotch then

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>>36181983
"Stop picking on /r9k/ and come fuck me anon!"
t. your gf

Nah but leave these virgins alone man, they may think you're serious.

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>>36182585
oh come on anon, you think someone would lie on /r9k/?