alchohol general :D everclear so u dont get fat.

>>36182281
That's a cute girl(male)

Now with the topic:
Alcohol is a great thing all girls I have kissed have been drunk

>>36182281
How's the transition coming? Can we see a pic when you were still a cute boi?

>post a selfie
>on an anonymous rice planting board

>>36182281
>drinking
its like you don't want to be cute

>Tfw it's impossible to buy Everclear in the UK
I would save so much money rather than going for vodka every time

>>36182281
>those nails
why do nails get me so hard bros?

i fell in love with emo/goth boys because they always painted there nails

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>>36182294
Thanks :D. Ive had sex sobre 1 time in my life lol
>>36182309
liquor doesnt give u a gut been borderline alchoholic since 16. Just count calories. I live off franzia and peanits.
>>36182315
normaly a franzia person, but its like liquor 2.0
>>36182297
havent transitioned thought about it but im gonna wait 2 years.until i finish uni.

also who here is a computer autist.

>>36182419
why not at least start anti androgen shit?
you will see better results if you start naow

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>>36182404
want to paint nails, but always have shakeu hands
>>36182430
asian parents might do it under the table but i need cash (not begging im not retardes u fuckers, ok maybe a little)

thinking of selling this fapstation i made out if trash to some normie. it has phenom x6 and 8gb off ddr3, but also decade+ old psu and harddrive from 2009. i am a computer parts hoarder lol.

also another shot yes no

>>36182502
ok actually im shitfaced im dont want neet cash. fuck i didnt mean that crap just want to sell my shit on the local craiglsit im kinda shirfaced

>>36182525
post your cock qtpie

>>36182525
hah
just goto sleep

>>36182419
Damn it you are gonna ruin my no fap i am on the fifth day

post nudes pls

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>>36182599
>>36182602
>>36182602

i took photos realized i need to shave my ass. uhhhh&h have a youtube channel. is it possible that my nudes could get posted on the same channel. im not willing to risk nudes over a 33 sub channel.

also you guys r fuckin terrible at alchol general. god damn.

>>36182701
well its too late for that
post dick!

I don't drink anymore sadly

>>36182701
just got everclear in my nose im crying a bitch, bur NO I meant to make a goddamn Alchogil General f****** could you at least post about what beer you're drinking. Faggor ass morheeduckers. just got new phone.

>>36182701
sexy as fuck.
what are you willing to do to get money?

>>36182701
nice butt cutie
i dont drink sorry, recommend me some alcohol for a girly bitch

>>36182784
>for a girly bitch
pics.

>>36182701
Where do you live? Please respond

>>36182762
pale ale
only beer i can stand
>>36182784
rum and coke
>>36182784
>girly bitch
time for pics anon

Predatory faggots.

>alcoholic underage femboy slut
How to ruin your life 101, take note

>>36182845
>underage
he clearly said he was in uni

>>36182281
Just threw up after 6 Moscow mules, ugg kill me

>>36182845
>underage
you have to be at least 21 years of age to buy alcohol, sir.

>>36182852
He talks like a 12 yo girl tho, embarassing

>>36182419
Post feet

Original x2

>>36182865
all femboys/trannies do
plus he is drunk cut him some slack

You don't pass at all, sorry

>>36182763
Not op, but I look really fem and would be up for something like that if you'd want. Post email?

>you will never be a drunk tranny drunkenly posting your ass on 4chan

feels good man

>>36182281
>>>36182865
>all femboys/trannies do
I'm a femboy and I think that kind of behavior is despicable, one must have no self esteem to go that low

>>36182904
>having self esteem
thats not how you get a bf anon

>>36182899
[email protected]
fyi the 666 is sarcastic

>>36182899
heya not that anon but i like to buy stuff for cuties every now and then

do you do butt stuff? i'm always up for camming

>>36182912
Nobody wants a slut with no personality for a stable long term relationship, you have no idea what you are talking about

>>36182796
>>36182836
sorry, not a slut just yet

>>36182281
jesus, you are an ugly faggot

>>36182931
Only a little, I don't own a dildo or anything though.

>>36182947
>yet
go drink some more then

>>36182947
>just yet
well it starts now. post a pic.

OP got shadowbanned, damn. :/

>>36182281
you are so much better than samson
make a trip and never leave please

>>36183001
idiot

>>36183001
>shadowbanned on 4chan
Lel

>>36182949
>not liking qt girls
>being gay
kill yourself

>>36182970
make me xddd ;d
>>36182959
i just said i dont drink

>>36182763
potn
>>36182784
cupcake pinnacle. smirmoff is for n94mies
>>36182796
the reply to u is a lie.i posted my ass already
>>36182820
texas have a bf hes xure7
>>36182836
did pix butt.any request r welcome also rum and coke sucks dick.......
>>36182841
y4p
>>36182845
also i graduated h8shschool early amd do well in college 3.5gpa /4.0 u motherf8ckers
>>36182852
rhis is my 19th birthdyya
>>36182857
mosco mules r awesom3 well be in the dame.boaf.tpmorrow
>>36182863
my gook mothernbys me.all my shit
>>36182865
I know you know how to respond to this because it's true
>>36182870
no to9 drunk
>>36182877
not 9n hormones at all
>>36182902
yeah i feel like shit all the time
>>36182904
honestly didnt want to make a whore thead.
also to many post to reply tooo. god.dman

here i just want to habe an audiencw u fuckerz.

https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCZrrEuHiQjN2CUo84g5tk7w

>>36182281
You're that guy who was 300lbs, right? Dude, just count calories and manage it within your TDEE. Good job on the progress.

>>36182281
Well, that looks like a girl I used to know

>>36183250
Most I ever weighed in my life was 160 pounds but I was short and the faggot so I did not enjoy it and I quickly lost weight once I developed a sexuality

also favorite songs?

not my favorire but angry samoans heroine cover was pretty chill

>>36183248
cute cute
you should go sleep off your booze before you post more lewd pics though

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>Not your father's root beer
The BEST root beer :^)
It helps that I'm a small boy and I get piss drunk after like 2 drinks.

>>36182281

That's fucking Skrillex lol

Well aside from all these faggots talking about a trap and not alcohol. I'm drinking vodka.

Came here to post about being drunk at 5:30 am
discovered a much stranger thread

>>36183546
Same. Also, 3:30 AM here. What are you drinking?

>>36183555
Blue Moon
Coworker made me chug a quarter of a bottle of Jack and I passed out for a few hours so I gotta pussyfoot it now

>>36183570
Damn son, you went for that early game without hesitation

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>>36183466
did nor want a trap thread butt here
>>36183524
im cofused anout this conment explain pls?,??
>>36183544
I want to do a boost thred God damn it
im drinking everclear and chasing it witb cid3r.

sirry for being kind of slutty also vodka anon what vodka. pls dont say taaka

>>36183606
You really didn't have to take your pants off and stick things in your butt. It's fine though. This is a very entertaining booze thread. I'm drinking New Amsterdam.

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This isn't /soc/ you stupid autists

>>36183606
bot your father's root beer is literally just beer that is flavored like root beer. it's barely below 6% alcohol, yet it's enough to get me drunk after a couple bottles, because i am a small short boy

>>36183606
turn the vibe on!

>>36183634
>bot your father's root beer
meant to type
NOT
your father's rootbeer
because i am
ddurunken

>>36183597
Yupppp
and drunkenly invited my fwb over then passed out and didn't wake up to let her in
I fucked up bad but hey it's alcohol

>>36183620
The world is scrolling but I checked on Google and it is a vodka what proof I'm more of a Nikolai fan because I'm a cheap bastard. Also I like sticking things up my butt.

>>36182281
>I-I just wanted an alcohol thread gais
>Posts self more prominent in pic than alcohol
Why?

>>36183689
bimbo femboys is why

>>36183676
>>36183687
That's pretty funny. You should put a beer bottle up her ass. It's 180 proof

>>36183687
Wait it's 80 proof that was a parenthesis not a 1 on the bottle

>>36182315
>cares about cost
>lives somewhere homebrewing is legal
>doesn't homebrew

Dry wine or cider has the same calories per unit alcohol as Everclear/vodka.

>>36183640
did lol
>>36183634
>>36183650
confused???
>>36183689
no one talked anout booze
i am.a.bit slut
take computers
>>36183712
i have.3.5 at.reputablr collrge.dedu
>>36183724
nope. put.wine in butt.before it is a unpleasent drunken feeling. kinda.liked.getting fucked hard but everclear is.a death sentemch.88
>>36183746
???
>>36183756
>>>36182315
>>cares about cost
>>lives somewhere homebrewing is legal
>>doesn't homebrew
>Dry wine or cider has the same calories per unit alcohol as Everclear/vodka.

Do you think you'll ever get anywhere being a slut, OP?

>>36183763
hot
i've always wanted to get butt fucked while drunk/passed out

leave the vibe on and in when you pass out tonight

>>36183756

The United Kingdom doesn't allow you to make wicker any sort a distillation is illegal in their country

>>36183772
maybe roastes r roastes

t
To be honest I think pornbshould be freeway available and I don't mind showing off my body at the generous angles I give it.

For me porn is better then sex half the time so maybe I should give a bit back to the community.

, maybe check or not willing but I kind of don't mind showing off

>>36183830
Why the fuck would you distill it? Are you a prohibition America bootlegger?

>>36183763
I don't know why you're still confused
It's actual beer that is flavored like root beer
And i am a small boy who is easily affected by alcohol
And I am piss drunk

>>36184037
>smol boy
cute

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>alcohol general
>at 6:30 in the morning

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>>36182281
>tfw all the cute boys becoming girls
I'm in love with you OP, you're such a qt 3.14 ;_;

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>tranny gets drunk
>just has to show off the things they put in their ass

what a life

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>>36183248
>mfw your voice

at least try to sound feminine, bro
better yet, be a mute little fucktoy

>>36184358
that's all they have, anon. trannies have nothing to give this world except their bodies and whorish ways

question to OP (if he hasn't already passed out drunk with his pants down and a dildo up his ass):

who did you vote for in the election?

There's something honorable about the way men post nudes. Very quickly, numerously, from every angle, without reserve. Women maintain their "worth" simply by being shy.

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>>36182281
just woke up and already want to drink again send help

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>>36182281
>>36182419
>>36182502
>>36182701
>>36183606

One of the cutest I've seen, thanks op for the the pics, you're hot

I've been blacking out with extreme reliability lately. I manage to finish the bottle but then wake up on the couch at between 3 - 7am. It's happened every time I've drank for the last few weeks.

>>36183606
post moar pcs pls

If you do I will sub to your channel

>>36184710
your getting drugged

>>36184728
I live alone and the only person drugging myself is me.

I just don't know why I keep blacking out.

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i hope op passed out with that vibe still going in his butt

Turned 22 this march, been drinking since 18 daily.

I got so fat, 95 kg 178cm

But alcohol is the best drug for my anxiety

>>36184710
It has been the same for me lately as well and I'm not sure why. The last 6 times I've drank, I've just blacked out about halfway through the bottle then wake up in the morning and it's empty or at least close to it. It's made weirder by the fact that I only ever blacked out once before this started and that was after 11 bottles of premixed vodka shit and a half bottle of some shitty whiskey back when I was 18.

>>36184830
>>36184710
d r u g g e d


have you noticed a soreness in your butt? or a weirder taste than normal in your mouth?

>>36184868
Why would my family drug me and how would they do it when I pull the shrink-ed plastic wrapper off, then break the metal seal.

>>36184651
no one lol, I think they were all awful the liberal media hates Trump two and a reasonable amount
>>36184680
To be honest I got a subscription for benzos and I would really temptedt
to take them in a mass quantity evrry day,, but but withdrawal from benzo dopamine is Hell on Earth so I would never abuse then in the same way I drink alcohol
>>36184694
Not the point of this ,.but thx u :D
>>36184710
That's pretty impressive man I had to drop a class because I kept sleeping in.
>>36184715
Give me a vent I'm still throwing up on the toilet I am actually pretty shift faced
>>36184809
That would be fun but too much booze and not enough to make me get passed out so Mama dang it sucks man
>>36184810
,, literally count calories with booze shot of alcohol even if you like whiskey he's a hell of a lot less than bottled beer

>>36184830
I know what you mean. My internet history has been a bit of a detective.

On Monday morning I woke up at like 6 am on the couch, set my alarm to wake me up for work and moved to bed.

I couldn't remember anything beyond like 9pm but from my internet history I was watching 80s and 90s music videos on youtube and shitposting and then it just abruptly ends at 11:41pm. I also made BLTs at some point and didn't wash up. Could not remember cooking them up for the life of me.

>>36184925
>That's pretty impressive man I had to drop a class because I kept sleeping in.

My body seems pretty in tuned to when I need to be up. Even on an absolutely embarrassing drunken sessions I still managed to wake up and make it to work on time.

Thank fuck I work alone for the most part. By the time someone else is on I've sobered up and I can just hover in the back office anyway.

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>>36184968
Would take sexy photos but I'm going to go throw up a tad for a but ,also turned ?? , Osa hey man are you a security guard I want to be one of those I don't like people. Today's my birthday

>>36185080
oh happy birthday anon
hope you had a nice day before you started drinkingg

>>36185124
ok/10 watched otsamatsu kun for a few hours and had a meel with my mother. fried sushi rolls r great :D

Man this is pathetic, you guys are turning gay because you can't get laid..

>>36185199
lol better than my birthday a few days ago
didn't even drink ;-;

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>>36185255
thats sad did u at least git a gift. all i got was a replacement pjone whifh was ok/10.

>>36185328
i didn't want any gifts
still got a couple hundred bucks and i bought myself a new pc

Alcohol is a really sad drug, there's so many things you could use that'd improve your life instead of ruining it and your body

>>36185208
Start thinking about a society solution or this will never end

>>36185371
>anything else is legal

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>>36185370
cool man, im more of a selling pc neet though. techically a part time student.

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>>36184810
cloznopan is doin wonders for me.
>>36184651
>>36183813
for u ops

>>36182281
Why do people pretend everclear is the cheap vodka that everyone buys when it isn't even sold everywhere?

>>36185788
have any panties to wear over that sexy round nerdy ass?

>>36185788
lewd
how often do you use that?

This thread is gay as fuck.

Further evidence that /ck/ is the only place that does al/ck/y threads right.

>>36185788
that's a better ass than I've seen on most girls

>>36182281
hows QLD faggot

I'm an alcoholic and alcohol fucks your shit up.

I'm 28 and the hangover has become something overwhelmingly painful and torturous.

By now I'm convinced I'm gonna do that until it kills me. This is not a good feel. Alcohol is hardly a friend.

>>36182281
I dont think you understand why alcohol makes you fat

>>36182281
Nick??
I think I know you

>>36184651
I agree anon, the opinion of this fag who gets drunk and posts pics of objects stuck into his ass is very important. I would trust his political views 100%

>>36186603
That wasn't even op i was just baiting you poor /pol/ anons

>>36187124
>Nick??
>I think I know you
Who is this??