Anyone else think life would be better for you if you could be

I wouldn't want the ticking clock of running out of time to have kids, thankfully I can put it off literally decades as a male

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>dreaming about beeing a talented artsy goth/punk girl that draws cute stuff really well
>dreaming of having a social life

my heart man

>>36236829
You dumb faggots. You don't want to be the cute girl. You want them to be yours, but you're confused. Just go out and get laid. It will cure you f your confusion.

>>36236829
Nope I'd want to be short and skinny if I was a girl. 6'2" chubby and female sounds awful for me.

>>36236829

HELL FUCKING YES.

Being a pretty woman means:

>Free, easy sex whenever you want
>Don't have to pay for dates
>Get free attention from everyone because you're attractive
>Always getting a pass when she acts stupid, cause she has a pussy
>The law is always on the woman's side

Male privilege is a joke and a myth.

>>36237082
>>Free, easy sex whenever you want
>>Don't have to pay for dates
>>Get free attention from everyone

These are literally true for guys as well.

>>36237027
No. I want to be the cute lesbian. Yuri is pure. Two hot hirls is better than one hot girl and some dude I'm not attracted to. Yes I am saying I am unnattracted to myself and will never be attracted to the male form.

>>36237132
>I want to be the cute lesbian

You're just deluded, matey. Time to plow some poon.

>>36237151
My standards are too high for me to get laid. Luckily, even though I wish I was a girl, I'm not transsexual.

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Do you think I could get lots of sex as a female?

>>36237155
you look like you're 10 years old that's no cool

>>36237194
lolno definitely not ever.

>>36237482
well shit, man.
that sucks.

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>>36237194
You look like a femenist with a tumblr page

>>36237027
WHy would you need a girl if you were the girl? That doesn't make any sense. Say you like dogs and they're cute but dumb and will leave you soon because short life. Wouldn't you rather be able to turn into a dog yourself at will? Same thing. Get lonely and talk to yourself in the mirror, someone intelligent that you can trust that never will leave you.

has anyone fapped to the grill version of themselves yet? how was it? i was considering it but i already get the post-fap remorse pretty bad, i think that fapping to a fem version of myself would give me a mental breakdown

I am the girl version of myself. i'm lazy and i don't go outside

>>36237082
having sex as a girl sucks.

>>36237522
>how was it
Do you think when you type? You phrase it like she's real and is going to suck your dick.

But no I haven't. Not enough to just fap to a face. I'm not in preschool you know.

Though I have been banned for posting it so I guess that makes me pretty enough to trigger, because I didn't post my actual face so it aint a rate.

>>36237566

you seem a little bit angry or wound up my friend, perhaps you should fap to the grill version of yourself and tell us all how it was, it might mellow you out a bit

>>36237586
It's not possible, because when I was in preschool I was into younger more pretty girls than me, so even if you have a time machine it's not happening.

>>36237616

fapping to anything is possible if you put in the commitment, youre just scared of hard work thats all

>tranny
>faceapp myself to girl versoin
>it's 100% exactly the same as myself except without massively deep eye bags from years of depression

help

>>36237194
no. definitely a big no.

>>36237194

Get rid of the Ben Gibbard glasses, lrn2 makeup and style your hair. Then I'd throat fuck you, flip you over, pound you until your twat was red and swole, and than shoot on your tits.

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>>36236829
tfw i could have been a 6'0'' qt :/

>>36236829

I would kiss you passionately while slowly forcing my cock into your asshole.

>>36236829
I used to think that. But if you think about it, this would mean I would lost all my man perks and got more problems:
>have to shave the whole body
>extra spending on toilet paper
>you bleed every month
>you can't wiggle your dick

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Who here /jerkingofftoalterself/?
I've been putting photos in again and again. After about 5 processes mine is looking like a cartoon character. Wish they didn't make the lips red, but I'm going to use these as drawing inspiration anyway.

how have i not heard of this? link me to the site pls, i can finally pretend to be a girl in chatrooms without using someone elses pictures

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>>36236829
Yes, life is suffering
I wish I was the qt grill

>>36238077
just install an app called "FaceApp", take a pic, select the female filter and enjoy

>>36238077
It's a phone app. If you don't have phone post pics and I'll run them.

>>36238053
>demon eye
>badly applied whore lipstick
>looks like a doll made out of a dead body
These are nightmare inspiration at best.

>>36238053
I haven't jerked off to myself, but I've got erections to my self pics... Idk if that's good or bad, but i really see myself so hot as female lol.

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Would I pass as a qt gril? Im only 5'3"

>>36238108
>>36238118

thanks anons, phone apps always make me a bit paranoid but i think ill risk this one

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i wonder how different my life would be

>>36238160
very qt indeed. Not the best chin for a little grill, but 8/10 imo. beautiful face, so qt :3

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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me - I'd fuck me hard

>>36238279
You look like a trap not a female

>>36237105
ok chad

>org

>>36237185
I thought i was the only one who felt like that lol

Well this certainly the most subtle gay/trap thread...