>come on anon, hit it, what are you gay? What do?

>>36236531
I've probably backed off already to avoid smelling that smoke.

>how would not liking drugs make me gay. Either way I'm not doing drugs.

>>36236548
t. faggot
Oregano

>>36236531

Wish I could, but my job does random drug screens. Works every time and everyone understands.

Uh, hit it. Weed is almost harmless.

>>36236531
I don't see anything different than what I do every day, so I guess I would just hit it

>>36236531
Lol shut up you stoner fucktard. Weed makes you a retard. Go some where else with that shit

>>36236581
>"Still not doing your drugs."
>get factually incorrect faggot nickname for awhile.
>Deal with it cause know anybody saying it doesn't mean it.

My friends are currently calling me "slut" even knowing I'm a virgin.

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>>36236531
*hits her*
Suck it bitch.

>>36236531
Hit her in the face and fuck her pronebone

>>36236531
what the fuck is that disgusting blunt wrap,
where is the roach on that?

Yea nah id rather roll my own thanks

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>>36236531
What does smoking weed have to do with being gay? You dumb cunt.

>>36236531
Tell her to fuck off as I am not degenerate scum.

>ITT: I cant get drugs so everyone who does them is a degenerate

>>36237058
Wrong. There is at least one person here who was only successfully brainwashed against doing drugs and doesn't care if other people do them. That person is me.

>>36237077
Coolest type of person trust me

but too often it's too good to be true either:
a) they crack and eventually try smoking weed
b) say they don't mind, act really weird and autistic around people who do them.

>>36236531
Do it, just one toke though.
Smoked a blunt before, The hypersensitivity when you have to go places fucking sucks. At least I was pain free for a few hours.

>>36237120
I just laugh whenever my friends get stupid on alcohol or other substances. It fascinates me. My autism only comes out if they talk about something I have no experience with like relationships. Then I'm forced to just listen like a weirdo or reiterate my inexperience with the subject.

Please and thank you. I'd love to get high with a hippie girl like that.

>>36236620
T. Roastie

Girl, you don't do drugs? Do you say this while swallowing your aspirin and downing alcoholic beverages?

>>36237177
I don't drink. I'm also male. I rarely require prescriptions.

>>36236531
>yeah buddy gimme that shit
the moment i grab the blunt i run away because smoking with girls is shitty and they will drag you down.

>>36237258
that just sound so sad, also it would be really awkward if you knew that person or worse yet it was more than one person

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Do I look like a hippie?

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>>36237528
Fucking hell, the cringe.

>>36237528
>forgetting #37
No thanks, dexy is way better

>>36237528
>i'm calling the cops on you
>cool

Hell must of this isn't cool.

>>36237473
i couldnt care less faggot

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>>36237577
Be gone.

Oregano.

>>36237600
make me slut

Nigga lip the fuck outta the blunt, get it all nice and wet and hand it back to her.

>>36236531
>fuck yeah
Hella lightweight, but if someone's offering, I'll take a few hits without hesitation. Kinda shitty, but I have no money and live with my mom so don't get a lot of chances to smoke

>>36237575
I like
>Weed is whack, weasley
Made me giggle

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>>36237612
Anon pls, I'm making fun of that list.

>>36237636
that's actually really funny
also smoke it at really fast and hand back the tip

>>36237528
>get a life you ganja gremlin
>I'm calling the cops on you

Kek.

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>>36237528
>ABSOLUTELY NOT, WEED FIEND
Nigga you need to chill

>>36237528
>"I never inject, weed sucks!"
Fucking hell lads

>>36237707
kys avatarfagging roastie

>>36237528
"Get a life you ganja gremlin"
"No, I'm allergic to hate"
"Ask me again in 10,000 years"
"I'll say it slowly for you, nnnooo"
Fucking kek who came up with these? Thanks for the laughs. Also
>No way, bob Marley is awful
That's just disrespectful f a m

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>>36236587
haha that's one of the funniest thing I've read lately.
Chances you will be randomly checked are so high, you can't even consider being caught since if you smoke with friends and end up with 10 hits which is 1/2, 1/3 of joint it will show up in your urine for week or two. Get shit straight and don't be a fag afraid of smoking - It's good and even hot girls like to 420, better chances to smash some pussy.

>>36236587
Wagies L I T E R A L L Y become dictated even in their home life. How the FUCK can you justify your work punishing what you do in your "free" time?

>>36236531
Yeah...
Now gimme a bf you dumbass stoner faggot fuck.

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>>36236531
Used to smoke for 6 years straight everyday like an ounce a month, something like that.

Now I only take a hit maybe once a month when friends smoke around on nights out or parties, if you can't control your urges don't even start smoking or you will end up like a trash selling shit to have some free weed. Makes you forget about problems and that's why it has such a powerful influence on weak people.

Though I know some multi-milion company owners that smoke from time to time & they keep their shit together tight. All depends on what kind of person you are.

>>36237800
>who came up with these?
The government

>>36236531
Pretend to smoke it
Don't
Fuck her

>>36237862
You are supposed to do only legal stuff in your free time

You can get fired if you steal a bank

>>36238082
even in legal countries / states some employers don't allow it

>>36236531
"Sorry, I can't. I used to smoke a lot, but then it started giving me really bad anxiety and paranoia and there would be a 50% chance I thought I was dying. Yeah it sucks, I guess my brain doesn't process it the same as most people."

I've had to explain this to people so many times. Seems like people smoke weed like cigarettes now.

>>36236531

Hit the blunt then tap that ass.

>>36237862
Only in burger land, in most countries only few carriers paths get compulsory drug tests, where you being high would be a danger to other.
>muh freedom

>>36237862
It really is infuriating. I did drugs literally twice in my life, but the thought of my employer, a fucking nobody, denying me a potential harmless hobby (harmless for other people at least) drives me insane.

Good thing LSD doesn't show up in most tests.

>>36237528
Ganja Gremlins B T F O

Yes, I am gay. So no thank you.

>>36236531
No thanks, stds/herpes from a hippie hooker isn't my thing.

>>36236531
I would say: "no thanks i prefer this kind of stuff" and i would inject my heroin dose in front of that pussy ass weed smoker bitch

>>36236531
smoking pot turned me bisexual

thanks herbal jew

>>36236737
Take a hit and go to her court case probono

>>36237120
Spot on with your predictions. Both happened to me lmao

>>36238432
Sounds hot desu hehe

>>36236531
I haven't really been smoking weed lately, so no thanks.

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>>36236531
Such a shitty crop is supposed to ungay me? Really. Most of the people saying shit like that will end up with shitty jobs and a shitty life smoking shitty kush because quality < quantity.

Weed is one of the shittiest drugs you could take. You smell like shit afterwards, it tastes like shit and it isn't as hardcore as mainstream rappers and kool kidz want to make you believe. Stoners are often considered being the leftist dirdbag scum of society.

>But you can have so much fun

If you need drugs to be happy and relaxed your pathetic life is shittier than mine.

>Alcohol is way more dangerous

"Dangerous" means that idiots and dumbfucks are more likely to rekt due to this fuck. Another point: Weed is a pussydrug for fags who are unable to behave at least a bit properly under drug influence. If you dont wanna die while drinking don't fucking overdo it, take a taxi and a sober person who's looking after you.

Legalize that shit and kick all those niggas selling this shit into bankcruptcy but stop behaving like you twats are hard and tight and shit for taking a drug making you cringier and dumber than you are.

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>>36239081
have fun with liver damage

>>36238432
what were you before though