If dubs i will never get a gf

Dubs and die alone

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If doubles i get a gf tomorrow

dubs and i get dubs

dubs and I die in my sleep

If dubs, and I won't end myself by the end of the year.

Dubs and every woman on earth becomes my sex slave

Dubs and everything gets better

>>36387402
Well, shit. It was nice knowing y'all.

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>>36387400
Fucking originaly lucky

Dubs and I stand up for myself

Dubs and everyone on r9k becomes a turbo chad

>>36387262
Dubs and someday I'll get a dog of my own

>>36387400
WEWLAD
LUCKY YOU

If doubles... Me and Nicole have a chance together.

If 6, then her career consumes her and nothing much happens.

if i dubs i will convert to islam

>>36387458
God fucking damn it ALLLLLLLL

Dubs and I give up

Dubs and all my paranoid thoughts are real

>>36387262
dubs and nothing will happen. Fuck kek.

dubs and we permanently merge /pol/ and /mlp/, then everyone in this thread dies peacefully in their sleep

ravioli, ravioli; give me the dubs I deservioli

Dubs and OP gets a gf

redemption for all robots

>>36387566
Kek recognizes your blasphemy

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>>36387262
dubs and i cum instantly

>>36387262
Dubs and you all have nice things happen to you this month

Dubs and Friday will be awesome

>>36387262
dubs and i will fuck the rabbit

HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! FREE! AS MUCH HAPPINESS AS YOU WANT! EVERYONE GATHER ROUND PLENTY FOR EVERYONE NOONE WILL BE FORGOTTEN! FREE! HAPPINESS FREE!

>>36387387
if trips we aIl get gf's

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>>36388684
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>36387262
Dubs and you'll get a cute gf if you follow Christ.

>>36387387
im rolling for you anon

If dubs I will be happy tomorrow.

It's my bday
If dubs I'll kill myself today

>>36388684
kek will save us?

if i get dubs ill find a gf 2day

Dubs and I die peacefully and all robots get a qt gf

if dubs i get gf in 3 days

>>36387262
If dubs I'll die peacefully in my sleep.

>>36387400
Hope you lived a good life anon we'll always remember you as the guy that killed himself with dubs

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dubs for gf
trips for marriage
quads for many beautiful children

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>>36390955
See you later faggots, gotta get myself a qt

dubs and I get a smelly NEET fembot gf

trips and I kill you all

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>>36390973
Be gone Chad!
If dubs Yukari akiyama becomes real and is becomes my wife.

>>36387262
if quads i'm killing myself tonight

dubs and ill win the lottery

If dubs I meet my gf in the next video game I play. She will be qt as fuck and be physically attracted to me. She will like animals and video games and be a homebody and be okay with me being one too. She will hate normies and trend culture.


Please....please..

Here we go boys all or nothing

>>36391143
>animals

Thank God for autocorrect. I meant anime. Now that it's been corrected this is the real roll.

>>36387400
You are one lucky faggot.
original comment

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Is dubs, she'll be my girlfriend and I will kiss those beautiful lips.

>>36387262
Dubs and I get out off my bed
(It's 2pm)

>>36387262
roll ereeeeegggg

If dubs then I will grow to be a wise man, if not I will die a fool.

dubs and I get a date

dubs and r9k gets deleted

Dubs and I join Scientology
Trips and I believe in Scientology

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>>36391283
Second that. Check the next post.

Dubs and I never use a computer again

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Dubs and I'll join the college meme.

Dubs I cut of my masterbation hand

>>36391466
Better get cutting famalam

Post proof too

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>>36391466
I got bad news for you, my lad.

>>36391488
Hitler has blessed me with the sacred numbers

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Dubs for kek to pull me out of friend zone with the qt of my dreams

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>>36391488
Hitler dubs confirm killing famalam.
>>36391511
Jesus bless ya, you're on a roll.

Dubs and I'll go pet my cat immediately

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digits for qt3.14 euro gf

inb4 666

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Am I too late to the party? Dubs and everyone in this thread is killing themselves tonight.

>>36391442
Ripperoni

>>36387262
Reroll for you OP

Dubs makes my waifu comes to laifu

>>36387262
on time i was skating and i was like ok if i land this trick then ill get a girlfriend someday and i landed it so hopefully things havent changed

Dubs I become the savior of robots, destroyer of normies!

Kek give me your blessing so I can get a gf
check

Dubs I will get a fat ass gf to crush my skull.

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Dubs and i'll get aids and die

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If dubs I get a f2f

If singles we all remain virgins for eternity

Somehow trips we all get at gfs

>>36387262
Rolling for dubs so I can kill myself.

>>36391466

And if you don't, you never ever get a gf ever again, become more retarded than cwc and have those mandatory castration shitposts be done irl

>>36387387
Maybe next time
buddy boy o

dubs and the femanons are required to be our gfs

dubs and I send pic of my ex so /r9k can fap to it

>>36387262
If singles i get a gf today

dubs i eat my own cum

Dubs and my life stays exactly the same.

Trips and all our lives stay exactly the same.

well let's see if this shit works

>>36395444
not dubs, sheesh
however if dubs now will stop masterbaiting for a month

>>36387262
singles and I keep living on another day

dubs and my oneitis becomes my gf

dubs hug the cubs or pill the nubs till you kiss those tubs and post a lub for your next job

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AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA NORMAN IS HERE AND NORMAN IS CHEER FOR A NORMAN FINDS THIS THREAD QUITE LAUGHABLE AHAHAHAH IN BEFORE REEEEEEEE

If dubs the universe is all just my own personal simulation.

>>36387262
If dubs there'll be a second chance after death.

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>>36396859
gotfuckingdamnit

Dubs I get a GF
Trips marriage
Quads more than 1

>>36396870
Try for boyfriend

>>36387262
Trips get traps

>>36395444
Trips means you get sexy trap. Luck bastard.

>>36387262
Haha I'm getting a gf, fuck you all! I'm free!!! I never liked being a robot anyway!

If dubs anyone who posts in this thread including me will get a gf tomorrow

If dubs, I will suck the nearest cock.

>>36387262
Doubles and she picks me over Chad.

>>36387400
rolling for this
origins desu

America will glass Russia next week.

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You retards know dubs is disabled on r9k right?

If dubs I will die never having sex with a girl and will always be a loser

If singles than I will have sex with that cute blonde girl I'm crushing on, also get that job I wanted, be rich in a couple of years, and also live a generally happy life also all my enemies will suffer.

i know the answer

If dubs I die alone

>>36387400
Hope you have lived a good life

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>>36391466
Get fucked my man

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>>36395549
>lewd anime pics made unfappable by pasting maga hats onto them
if dubs this meme dies

I will pass all my exams if dubs
I will pass all my exams and get a gf this week if trips