Times someone was more autistic than you Let me tell you about

sad this thread will probably die too. rip r9k

>>36451276
Hooly shit I wish I was there OP

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>>36451276
>went to 4 week job training class for autists who have little or no job experience
>first day, one of the teachers asks us to go around the room and share something about ourselves
>autist sitting next to me speaks up
>says he makes Youtube Poops
>cringe internally
>someone asks what a YTP is
>spends the next 5 minutes explaining what they are, naming popular videos/channels and how they're made

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>meet p.j.
>most autistic kid in high school
>ran like sonic with his arms behind him, only incredibly slow
>ate nothing but mcdonalds, steak n shake and chicken tendies, etc.
>was known only for playing vidya, having a speech impediment, and almost certainly being an autist

>one day p.j. gets caught scratching his asshole, under his pants
>"yo p.j. are you scratching your butthole??"
>"NO I'M NOT"
>"hahahaha dude why are you doing that???"
>"because... it feels... good"
>this moment was quoted for the entirety of his high school career

>graduation
>p.j. shits himself so much that it comes out his pant legs
>trails it up the stairs for all to see

Wonder if he's dead now

>leader of Boy Scout troop
>autistic named Wassal

I could go on for days about wassal

>the time he was so mad about getting teased that he threw a hammer at a kid's head.

>the time he racked up a $2000 data charge on mother's phone downloading shitty games
>because of this, she didn't let him go on next camping trip
>got so mad that he ran and hid under chair stacks and death-glared everyone
>mfw I went to talk him out of it because I felt bad that everyone was laughing at him
>I told him to go to the bathroom, wash his face, take all the time he needed
>he wouldn't
>we needed the chairs
>I dragged him into the bathroom as he screamed at me, while staying limp
>"fine, I don't care if I die or not"
>I had to stay over two hours late trying to help his mom get him out of the bathroom

>the time he thought it'd be funny to spray a fire extinguisher all over inside scoutmaster's new truck

>he would always pick and eat boogers
>he would always say the weirdest jokes
>he had the autist hairstyle
>his name was fucking Wassal
>shorter than me even, and chubby

>when he tried to rap for talent show representing our whole troop at a convention
>we had planned something else
>he asked if he could, we said no
>he did it anyway

>when he threatened multiple scouts with his knife and got his knife-card thing taken away
>first time in our troop's 30+ year history
>he got it back eventually, lost it again for killing a lizard with it

>the time he ate chili straight out of the garbage on a dare
>the time he licked the toilet on a dare
>the time he drank a little toilet water on a dare
>the time he licked the dirty underpart of the stove on adare
>mfw I had to pass a strictly enforced "no daring" rule because of him
Keep in mind we had two people with ACTUAL DIAGNOSED autism in our troop. Some funny stories about them, but they were pretty decent otherwise. This kid tho...

>>36452560
HOLY SHIT I HAVE BSA STORIES TOO

>gus
>autismal fuck
>obsessed with legos
>showcased his collection at my court of honor
>couldnt stop him
>used pure willpower to stop self from smashing them

>brought 9 pairs of shoes on a week long summer camp
>loses all of them except ones hes wearing
>leaves early from sickness
>troop wonders if shoe disappearances were an inside job
>see them on the fucking canopy roof when leaving on last day
>nigga threw them up there

>coming back from trip
>stopped at Buccees (texas)
>in restroom
>asks me if I watch dbz
>he starts the kamehameha shout
>pukes into urinal on ha

>got out of canoe in gator infested water

>always ass naked in campsite outhouse if available

>beat up lizard
>yeah
>he beat one up
>cant truly express how literal this is

>tried to bring campfire into tent
>scout masters rushing with water buckets
>make him do pushups
>autistic strength
>wasnt even a punishment

>swinging firewood chopping axe around like a lunatic
>scout master takes his totin chip and cuts it in half

>tried to masturbate at campfire meetings

>washed hair with toothpaste in summer camp showers

>mia from chow time once
>get chewed out about it and cant eat until I find him
>wander around entire summer camp after checking own site
>hear commotion at showers
>normalfag up and ask whats going on
>says kid is in showers screaming
>immediately know its gus
>shitty doors so shimmy it open with enough effort
>gus is inside showering with his clothes on screaming his head off
>says hes self conscious about his body
>was in a fucking single shower stall room
>yank his ass out and drag him to mess hall

>power goes out at meeting
>runs around room like scared cat and tackles several chairs

>>36453465
Your stories are a lot better than mine, I kek'd very very hard.

The only thing around that tier is the time Wassal made a flamethrower with a air freshener spray he brought from home and one of our lighters. He tried attacking a scout with it.

He also cut himself on a cheese grater by accident and kept it from getting on his clothes by..... holding it above the chili pot. We lost the whole batch.

>>36453811
Had some dipshit webelo cut his hands while making grilled cheeses and almost fucking served them to us with traces of blood. Caught it just in time and threw them away. Scout masters made him do pushups for his fuckery.

We did pushups a lot.

>>36452560
Tell us more about the Wassally Wabbit

>>36454118
I'm having a hard time coming up with specifics. I seem to remember him almost accidentally chopping someone with an axe, but I'm not sure.

There was the top kek where we told him to wear goggles when in the wood chopping zone but he kept refusing so we didn't let him in.
He snuck in on his own, and sure enough, got a wood chip launched straight into his eye.
I honestly thought the eye protection thing was just a meme, but guess not lol

He wore goggles excessively after that.

I think I'm out of stories. The rest a just general fuckery and him sounding like a retard every time he opened his mouth, but I can't remember any conversations.

>>36454214
OH I remembered the axe thing. It was HIM almost getting chopped! He thought it'd be funny to sneak up on a scout while they were in the chopping zone. I wasn't there, but I got told about it. He DID get hit in the leg by a flying chunk of wood so hard it cut him tho (from being so close to the chopping Scout)

I guess he didn't actually scare the scout before the wood hit him, so... that's good I guess. Could've been worse

Please share more gus stories
Or other spergscouts stories
Damn this is good shit

>>36454317
Our actual diagnosed autist, Francisco, had some endearing stories
>would always shine this really strong LED flashlight point blank into his own eyes
>would do this for minutes at a time
>everyone kept trying to get him to stop
>"I wasn't!" Right after we SAW him
>would run into woods to hide and do it
>wed find him by -guess how?
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.
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The flashlight light

>I caught him doing it
>"alright that's enough, give it to me"
>shoves it into his pocket, it's still on
>"I don't have it."
>yes you do"
>"no I don't"
>wrestle it out of his pocket and hands while he maintains death grip on it, all the while claiming he didn't have it
>tried to sneak into my tent at night to steal it back

He was such a fun scout tho, I really miss him.
Very severely autistic
>>36454317

That one girl who once got caught rubbing her crotch on her chair trying to masturbate discreetly.

>>36454533
Duuuooh.

>>36451921
Top level kek

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>>36453465
>beat up a lizard

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>>36453465
>>in restroom
>>asks me if I watch dbz
>>he starts the kamehameha shout
>>pukes into urinal on ha
Oh god, that image

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>>36453465
>gus is inside showering with his clothes on screaming his head off
>says hes self conscious about his body

>>36452202
>shits himself during graduation
would have ended myself right there desu

this dude from my uni is a ""memester"" and laughs using "kek" in public.

>>36457640
When you say "memester" do you mean he calls HIMSELF that?!

I'll occasionally throw out he ironic Kek but I'd never call myself a memester jesus