>read that normies are going ballistic because they have to

>>36451227
What exactly are they mad about?

>>36451274
It's too "complicated" apparently. You can google Unicorn Frappe and there's a twitter movement and articles from baristas bitching that it's soooo hard

>>36451274
those drinks take forever to make and leave pink glitter everywhere

>>36451227
>order one
>let them get halfway through making it
>say I've changed my mind

>>36451292
>mixing syrup, coffee and powder is hard

fucking normies

>>36451292
I find that pretty funny since I barely make more than they do and my job involves setting up and racking servers that wipe their drives and purge everything if you even accidentally bump one

man, their job is soo hard

>>36451322
This would probably get you killed. But I really unironically like it (haven't been to star bucks in years). Tastes like mango and sweet tarts. Every star bucks in a 20 mile radius of me sold out today though

>>36451357
You should demand a raise. Coffee slaves are a dime a dozen but a server tech is hard to find.

Who would pay money to buy a 1000 calorie drink with tons of sugar that will give you diabeetus?

How is this coffee?

>>36451459
I would, but the place I work for already gets pissy about money. The picky servers that wipe themselves if they get looked at wrong take 4 witnesses whenever you do any kind of maintenance on them, so they have to pay 4 other people whenever I or someone else opens one up.

still sucks that with the $15 minimum wage starbucks workers are pushing for they would almost make as much as people who went to school for actual skills

>>36451357
You probably make less than they do after you factor in their mandatory tip jar

>>36451523
A lot of girl's I've seen order fancy Starbucks drinks buy it, take a few pics for Instagram, take a few sips, then hand it to their bf to finish. It's just a status and social media thing

>>36451523
Who would pay for anime dolls and body pillows? Besides it has about the same dietary nutrients as a 20oz coke yet nobody bitches about that. It's a once a year thing

>>36451336
>Flipping the fuck out because you can't get your gay AIDS awareness sugary Unicorn diabetes drink

fucking Normie's

Seriously what has this place become. Taking the side of awful hambeast customers, literally as Normie's as you can get? So many newfags.

>>36451459
>but a server tech is hard to find.

Not really. Blame greedy tech companies abusing H1B visas to bring poo in the loos to take IT jobs for peanuts.

>>36451605
*normies

My stupid ass phone autocorrect to "Normie's" for some reason

>>36451605
>>36451639
>phone posting
>calling us normies
Shouldn't you be getting back to the register to make more unicorn frappes, faggot? Afterall, customer is always right

>>36451581
Of course they wouldn't actually drink it. There's loads of calories and stuff in there, eww.

>>36451659
>Phone posting
>normie

Wut? Robots can't own a fucking $20 Walmart phone now? K

>>36451581
>take a few pics for Instagram

God this is so true.

I've actually heard that baristas have been told to misspell people's names, because they know people will take a pic and put it on Instagram. "OMG, the barista just like totally misspelled my name!" 100 Likes. Free advertisement.

>>36451227
I kind of want to try one
it looks fun and something new to try and starbucks employees deserve punishment
on the other hand I don't really like the taste of their drinks, and it's probably expensive, and if I drive all the way there and they say they're all out I'd be tempted to blow my brains out

>>36451786
I had to call 3 places before I found one that was open. It was 5$ for a venti. I think it was worth it but that was my first time in Starbucks in 5 years. Tastes like mango and sweet tarts if that sways you at all

>>36451825
ah that's an idea, I'll just call and ask if they can still make them
it does sound kinda good

My sister is a barista and they hate this drink so much that her and the other baristas are doing everything in their power to waste as much of it as possible without getting caught so they can run out and stop making them.

>>36451727
He was calling you a normie because you have a job.

5 stores I've called now, no luck. One didn't even answer, it might be my best bet.
I'm not that surprised, few cities have lazier people with lower work ethics than this one.

It sounds interesting but I'm not a Starbucks fan. When I actually go out I just get an iced capp from Tim Hortons.

>>36452400
It only came out last week too. Idk how a corporation as big as Starbucks failed this hard at stocking up

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>>36451594
>Items with continuing utility are the same as instantly consumer perishables.
>People who order this cancer are doing it as a special treat, once a year.
get out roastie

>>36451537
People tip at Starbucks? That's pathetic; restaurants yes, small coffee shops run by the nice couple living above it yes, one of the biggest fast-food chains in the world no

>>36452595
I don't understand it either because they're incapable of giving me special and expedient treatment, but there's a tip jar at most registers.

>>36451292

Makes me want to get one just to see normies suffer.

Do they serve them in the UK?

>>36452665
No. And it turns out it's only available until sunday

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>60g of sugar
>people wonder why America is slowly sliding into worse obesity rates

>>36452767
>Calories: 410
>Saturated Fat: 10g
Cholesterol: 45mg
Carbs: 62g
Sugars: 59g

Goddamn. This is DIABEETUS: The Drink.

>every store around me is sold out
REEEEEEE

>>36451227
Manual labor should be mandatory before people are allowed to get any other type of job.

>>36452834
>comes out yesterday
>only available until sunday
>sells out this morning
Good job, starcucks

>>36451227
Aw man. These things look so fucking pretty. I wish I had a Starbucks in my city.

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>>36452873
lol Starcucks

>>36452914
You're a fucking faggot. I bet you enjoy the films of wes anderson

So every girl is stacy, OP?

Have you ever worked in a restaurant before? It's one of the environment with the most pressure.

Sure, it's your job, I agree with that, but why don't you try, OP, Work in a restaurant or Coffee place during rush hour and see if you feel so smug about putting pressure on employees who serve you shit you don'T have to do yourself.

>>36453056
People who work minimum wage service jobs have no right to complain, much less make some sort of national movement about it

>>36451227
>go to starbucks
>order six of these
>leave without paying
devilish

>>36453056
If they don't like it so much why don't they quit? Oh that's right they're choosing to work there.

You know what would happen if I started a negative hashtag about my job? I'd be fired the next day.

>>36452914
Where do you live that there isn't a star bucks in your city? Pretty sure even antarctica has a star bucks

>>36453117

Everyone has a right to complain. You need minimum wage employees to work all of those jobs you look down upon.

You want to get your own food from the restaurant's kitchen? You want to have to pump your own gas? work the register by yourself?

Have some respect for the people who run this fucking system you take advantage of. Everyone is a cog.

>>36453168

Good job for having a super serious job that is better than the one of the "common denominator". Have a gold star.

>>36452767
it should honestly be illegal to make something this fattening and sugary

>>36453241
>Good job for having a super serious job
I don't know if you've ever worked a day in your life at an actual job, but no job that pays above minimum wage would put up with you if you started a smear campaign against them

>>36453241
oh yeah they have so many gas attendants these days
protip there's a JOB shortage. not a WORKER shortage
nobody owes you shit for working the lowest possible tier of employment

>>36453241
I cook my own good, I don't like in a shitty state so I already pump my own gas, and I only use self-checkout. If you make those shitters work for one week on a farm they'll never complain about about how "hard" their job is.

>>36452767
damn that would make me sick. how do roasties even tolerate that?

>>36453313
Fucking Chad burns a shit load of calories

>>36453313
why do you think so many roasties get fat by the age of 27

>>36451227
>work construction
>break cement and throw away concrete chunks
>constantly get hurried by hothead supervisor under hot sun for 10+ hours
>do good job at end of the day
>don't get told anything about it
>admire one's work
>go home
>see some numale cuck complain about how difficult his job is

>>36453343
They get fat by 16

>>36453362
construction cucks can eat a dick

>>36453276

I'm a machinist and that's not the point.

What do you think people like OP gain from that kind of self-righteous "vigilante" aside from a small nudge on the ego? It's immature, period.

>but no job that pays above minimum wage would put up with you if you started a smear campaign against them

Well it's a good thing you don't work those jobs, then.

>>36453302

It's not about anyone owing you shit, it's about minding your own business. Why do you people get so mad at the notion of common respect? They start a hashtag smear campaign, so fucking what? At worst it does nothing, at best they get fired. In either case, it doesn't affect your life in the slightest.

>>36453309

Oh the "I have a real job" argument.

I worked on a farm, I work as a machinist right now and I used to work one of those minimum wage shit jobs and in most of these places, the conditions are shitty and just because some self-righteous farmboy like you tells me I should shut up won't stop me from complaining about whatever the fuck I wana complain about.

Just another ploy to feel better than some other suckers who are stuck in the same wageslave shit as the lot of us. We're all cogs.

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>>36453325
Apparently.

>>36453343
>>36453372
Everyone seems fat in America. My BMI is 21 and I'm constantly told how thin I am. 21 is right in the middle of a BMI chart.

>>36453392
Oh boy we have a redditor blown fresh in from the hugbox with his "we should be nice to everyone" attitude

>>36453405
same. i get called a skeleton even though my bmi is 21ish.

>>36453405
Post tummy, grl. I need to do some "exercising" after that unicorn

>>36453429

>waah waah he doesn't circlejerk with my hateful bile so he's from reddit.

hahaha le epid internet hate machine meemoo.

>"we should be nice to everyone" attitude

Sure as shit beats the hell out of the "let's be a dick to everyone" attitude.

Unless you are actually defending being an asshole to people. Isn't this the board where a lot of people come to cry about assholes having been assholes to them in the past? Why would you be an asshole if you don't like assholes being assholes to you?

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>>36453449
Yeah, and then I get asked for diet advice. kek.

>>36453459
I have a ton of tummy girls.

>>36453392
So they can complain for something that is their fault for signing up for, but I am not allowed to complain about their complaints because it "doesn't affect me", the consumer who buys the products they refuse to hand to me?
Making people do their jobs is immature because they have different reasons behind it that the average normalfag?
You call people out for using their personal experiences with labor as a method of measuring how seriously the complaints of baristas should be taken, then do the exact same thing yourself?

Your shit ain't cohesive and you need to go back

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WAGIE, WAGIE, MAKE MY DRINK
I DO NOT PAY FOR YOU TO THINK

EXTRA FOAM AND EXTRA WHIP
MAYBE THEN YOU'LL GET A TIP

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
AND IF IM NOT I'LL REEEEE WITH MIGHT

MAKE MY DRINK, AND MAKE IT SNAPPY
WHEN YOURE DEAD, THEN YOU'LL BE HAPPY

COFFEE WAGESLAVES, COULD IT BE
HOW USELESS IS YOUR PSYCH DEGREE?

NOW RUN ALONG, AND DANCE FOR ME
AND KNOW YOU NEVER WILL BE FREE

IN DEAD END JOBS AND POVERTY
I LOATHE YOU ALL, AND NEET I'LL BE

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>>36451227

Tasty as fuck and a burden to barista whores?

I know what I'm getting tomorrow.

#makethemworkforit

>>36453590
>tomorrow
Good luck, anon. They're sold out nearly everywhere. It's only available for 4 days. Call ahead so you don't waste your time in line

I had to call 3 stores and the only one that had any left was 20 minutes away, AND they sold out while I was waiting for mine

>>36451227
what the fuck does this even taste like

why are normies such big fans of dumping metric tons of artificial sweetener in their bodies. FUCKING DEGENERATES

>>36453666
Mango and sweet tarts on top of the usual cream

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The COO at the company I work for brought them in for everyone today. It's a too sweet for me, but I drank most of it since didn't want to be rude. Thankfully it was a small.

>>36453584

Oh you have all the right to complain, but I can call you out on the reasons of your complaint.

I complain about shit service too and I give shit to these employees who act as if they are entitled to their shit jobs. That is still not the point.

What I have a problem against are people who act as if they were better than others in general. As if anyone ITT was above these minimum wagers because they look down upon their complaint that they made a product that takes too much time to make and OP, who is probably baiting anyways, who think it is justified to put them in trouble for no reasons.

I mean, sure, it'S their job, but the intention behind the action of OP is where my problem lies.

And if I have my two cents to put in this, both as someone who worked in a restaurant and the roommate of a 4 star chef, the idea of putting this drink on the market is both retarded on an health perspective and also on a time perspective. Coffee shops put the worst pressure on their employees to be fast a sfuck because coffee shops are swarmed by hipsters and wagies 24/7 and every hour is rush hour and there they go putting a product that takes a shitload of time to make on the market. I'D say the complaint is justified, the smear campaign, not so much.

>>36453666
THIS IS LIKE THE 20TH REPEATING DIGITS POST IVE GOTTEN IN THE LAST 4 DAYS

FUCK OFF KEK I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR PROPHET

>>36452767
Why does everyone hate Starbucks when it's actively contributing to the death of normies?

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>>36453586
nice

INTO THE COLD GOES THE BARISTA ROASTIE
WHILE HOME I STAY, QUITE WARM AND TOASTY

"WE'RE OUT" THEY SAY, "HARD WORK?!?" THEY CRY
MANAGERS WATCH THEIR "PLIGHT" AND SIGH
YOU LOSE YOUR COMPANY MONEY THROUGH LIES?
WELL SOMEDAY TOO THEYLL BLEED YOOOOUUUUU DRY

>>36453702
>brought a free shit
>still gives a hissy fit on a Banana republic textile forum

wow anon, I know you don't want to be rude but still

As soon as she hands you it, drop it on the floor and ask for another one. But maybe not do that because a robot wagie might have to clean it.

>>36453703

Excellent morality posting fellow 4channer.

>Le upboat

>>36453703
>take job knowing that you have to make drinks
>complain about making drinks
well they can always come and lay steel on my crew, but ill bully them when they puke or cry

>>36453702
I hate people like your coo. Ordering dozens of them to give to ungrateful people so it's sold out for those of us who like them

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does anyone have a quick rundown on what to order at each popular fast food chain that is complex to prepare and will royally piss off the employees?

>>36453703
yes we get it everyone is wrong but you

>>36453763
I was polite and thankful. Sorry if I don't particularly like diabetes in a cup.

>>36451227
This thread is some next level shilling.

>>36452512
Creating a false scarcity to drive up business.

People will rush in if they believe there's a threat of not being able to get what they want.

these things cost five fucking dollars, that's as much as a meal... they probably don't take so long to make to justify the cost

>>36453812
I understand. I tend to pass out if I drink anything sweet. I also don't like diabetus.

I was just messing with you

>>36453840
I figured, thanks for the bantz my friend

>>36453824
>false scarcity
EXCEPT I'VE CALLED 8 STARBUCKS AND THEY'RE ALL SOLD OUT
It's only available this weekend and they're already out

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>>36453833
You must be really poor

>>36453833
>five fucking dollars, that's as much as a meal...
Where? In Uganda?

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Actual Starbucks partner here:
The Unicorn Frappuccino is no harder than to make than a standard Frappuccino. It uses a non standard build, and exclusive ingredients, yes, but it's still easy. Also, every store is essentially sold out besides licensed stores! What does that mean? Hit up Albertson's, Kroger, Target, Barnes and Noble and your nearest airport to get your Frappuccino!

Admittedly the cuck in the video is typical of a partner, he's extreme. Our job is a little taxing if you can't into fast paced and memorization but still. Many partners get legit stressed as fuck from work, like they've not ever worked anywhere a moment in their life. We could work a lot more for a lot less. Accept your lot as a cog in the machine and do your job. Don't sweat the small stuff, because you really have no control or stake in most of it! Shout-out to r/Starbucks!

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>>36453886
>Actual Starbucks partner

Is this what wagecucks actually fucking call themselves these days

>>36453854
y-you t-too friendu
:)

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>>36453885
>Uganda
>a meal

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>>36453751
>>36453586
SILLY STACIE I BET YOU WISH
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO MAKE MY DRINK DELISH
WELL TOO BAD AS I CHARGE ON INTO YOUR STORE
THAT YOU MAKE MY DRINK YOU STUPID WHORE
I'LL ORDER THE BEAUTIFUL DRINK OF THE UNICORN
AS YOU LOOK AT ME WITH EYES OF RAGE AND SCORN
SO SHUT UP AND MAKE MY FRAPPE
SO I CAN GO BACK TO POSTING FROGS AND BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>36453872
very likely make more than you old chap

>>36453885
you can get a very decent burrito/gyro/chicken shwarma ect. with a side and a drink here for

>>36453792


There is a job shortage, many people have little choice but to take these shit jobs for a living. High Education is not a luxury everyone can afford and even for people with top notch degrees, getting work is a pain in the ass. So the argument that they sign up for it doesn't really make much sense. By that logic, nobody should ever complain about work because everyone who works on the market does it by choice.

Still, my point is it's easier to shit on them when you have no idea what doing the job implies. Just because a job doesn't pay well doesn't mean that it's an easy job. As I said, I'm a machinist with 2 years of experience. Compared to most machinists, my pay is shit, I am vastly underpaid for the work I have to put out, yes, it's my job, yes, I chose it, but, sometimes, the job is bullshit and if I want to complain about it, I'll fucking do it.

Now yeah, a smear campaign against the company, I wouldn't do that, you are right about that, but, still, I don't get why minimum wagers constantly get shit from everyone ever. I hear this argument from normies too. "it's a student job, not a career blablabla they shouldn't complain" Even though we all need these minimum wagers to work those shitty fast food chains we like to go to to slowly kill ourselves. IT's as if this kind of mental gymnastics justified normies being fucking dicks to every clerks because, apparently, "you signed up for it."

And as I said, I used to work in a restaurant and I also worked as a store clerk for a tool store and the ammount of shit attitude I got from self-righteous clients is out of this world. "the customer is always right" is always taken out of context by shitload of people who take it as "I'm the customer so I have the right to act like I'm the fucking Queen of England and you're gonna deal with my shit mood"

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>>36451227
>never been to Starbucks
>Never will
Its where Chads, Stacies, and Hipsters go. I like to listen to the Horst-Wessel Lied.

>>36453971
Unlikely :o)

double shot with white mocha and soy

How the hell do people blatantly fall for such an obvious marketing technique? How can they buy into it so emphatically? I'm not even a person that thinks he's better than everyone else, but this shit is just too obvious to not call out.

they should institute some kind of rule, limit 5 per customer or something. some cunt went through the drive through at the starbucks here and ordered like 62 of them, for her entire office, and ruined it for everyone waiting in line because they sold out. we shouldve rioted and threw chairs through the windows

>>36454037
iced because its hot outsideeeee

>>36454063
Whoever the manager was of that Starbucks was a jackass. 62 orders of anything from a DRIVE THROUGH would take forever. He should've nut up and told her to come inside.

>>36454020
unless you are a doctor or a rich kid, you do not

but I find people who make more money see more value in a dollar, my low earning friends piss away their money and high earning friends scrimp and save like crazy

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>>36451581
women nowadays make me want to kill myself.
I am seriously considering being a virgin the rest of my life so I don't have to deal with their prissy entitled bullshit

>>36453017
Not really. I just like pastel colors, nigga
>>36453195
SmallTownWithBasicallyNothingInIt, Alabama

>>36454114
>my low earning friends
>my friends
not that anon, but will you get the fuck off my board? no one cares about your normie life in riches

>>36453390
Not the guy out responding to but shut up fag. You do realize construction chucks built the shit you love it right? Have you ever built anything in your life?

shamefully i've been frequenting 4chan for about ten years and r9k since it opened so it is you who should get off of my board (also obvious samefag)

>>36454194
buttmad construction cuck detected

>>36454149
Not that anon either but both of them are pretty silly, especially the other anon who started the whole "I make more than you ex dee"
>arguing about who makes more money on an online anime imageboard
Never been anything but petulant.

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>>36453537
>waah waah he doesn't want to break from his circle jerk and join mine waah
>www.anywhereelsebuthere.com

>>36453976
Not that anon, but I agree with your points.
The shit I had to deal with when I was working 2 jobs through college was enough to make me freak the fuck out.
The shit you put up with, the cunt supervisor that acts like a passive aggressive bitch for no apparent reason, having to sit there and listen to customers complain about someone else's fuck up, or how a coworker hates their job.
People don't realize how much of a toll it takes on you. Especially since a lot of them just assume you're some college drop-out that's going nowhere in life. That's the worst part. The unexpected prejudice just from doing your job. Soccer moms, indians, niggers and old people are so fucking entitled it's not even funny.

>>36454272
The worst I've seen was in some thread about gfs (which one? I know right). 2 guys went on arguing back and forth throughout the entire thread of 400+ replies basically just calling each other a virgin

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>>36454336
It sucks that the majority of the site has been overran by literal underageb& over the last several years and it will never improve. I hate this goddamn shithole.

I stayed up late last night watching all the taste test reviews. There are a lot of them

>>36453914
This is what Starbucks calls us because we are valued and achieving the same goals. We are paid substantially higher at less intense labor than minimum wage and we are given Bernie tier benefits:low cost healthcare for everyone, free college for everyone, free drinks almost always. In addition to Uber stipends, untaxed tips, and others.
There's a lot Starbucks doesn't give us, yeah. We could have more labor, more communication, better management track talent, better pay, a union or even more praise but compared to companies like Staples and Panera Bread? I feel priceless and I try to support our company by adhering to policy because hey, that's what they pay us for!

>>36454194
Many people in my family have worked or currently work in construction and all I hear are horror stories. Most construction workers are either recovering NEETs, felons/ex-cons, drug addicts/alcoholics, have mental issues or straight up aren't smart enough for post secondary. They're usually some of the worst people to work with. I admit though, I couldn't stand to work construction. The only saving grace is that it's usually more than min wage but most people leave in the first two weeks anyways due to environment and their coworkers.

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>>36453703
>I mean, sure, it'S their job, but the intention behind the action of OP is where my problem lies.
>bringing morals into this
>>36453537
>gets called out for being a pesky Redditer
>engages full damage control

>>36453590
If someone told me 5 years ago people would be pre-ordering limited edition drinks from Starbucks I would have called them an idiot.

Wew.

>>36454121
>>36454121
>considering

Like you have a choice in the matter

>>36451227
>ordering anything except black coffee from starbucks
Big mistake.

>>36455147
>ordering black coffee from starbucks
Are you retarded. You can get that from anywhere

>>36455265
It's the only coffee they serve.

huh, a bunch of people I know went and ordered them on purpose just to anger the employees.

>>36455265
Moreover, Starbucks black coffee tastes like shit. Fucking McDicks has better coffee, for fucks sake. Cheaper too.

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>>36453886
>>36454474

I dont know if youre role playing or not but if you arent, damn, I wish I had your enthusiasm. You have Spongebob tier enthusiasm for your job.

Most people are Squidward.

I really hate Starbucks, here is my last experience there
>on my way to work, need something caffeinated fast
>starbucks is the only coffee place around, go there and order a simple iced coffee
>stand and wait for 10 minutes as one employee makes the milkshakes with a miniscule quantity of push button espresso people after me are ordering, while the rest just stand around doing nothing
>eventually, they tell one of the people who ordered after me they don't have any iced coffee left
and even when they do have the coffee I ordered, they still take a long time with it. at Peets or any local coffee place, if you order a simple iced or hot coffee, the cashier pours it and you have it seconds after ordering. also, their coffee is actually coffee, not bean flavored water or some shit tier milkshake, and their pastries aren't made of plastic. if you want a low quality sweet beverage served slowly by morons, go to Starcucks. if you want anything else, only ever go there to abuse the bathrooms and free wifi

>>36453734
Because if everyone is obese and can't work then nobody, including me, will get NEET bux. Gotta keep wagies healthy enough to put in their 40 hours a week

>>36451227
i ordered one and tossed it, you could hear the audible groan from behind the counter

>>36454474
>all this lingo
You know how I know you're doing a good job at impersonating them? Your posts read exactly like those marketing blurbs I see on food chain cups. I read that garbage from time to time and it sounds way too enthusiastic no matter if it's some weird freelance poetry or trying to promote another product. This text conveys the exact same tone, down to the semi-flaccid excitement of ending sentences with an exclamation mark.

I can't tell whether I should be congratulating you for doing a great impression or disgusted you would even bother.

Why would you order that in the first place? Looks like your typical overpriced sugar + caffeine hormone imbalancing liquid poison with plastic glitter and pink chemicals that kill your liver on it

Fuck it

>>36455866
It's pretty and it tastes good. Sorry I don't want to drink water 24/7

>>36455648

>I wasted money haha i'm such a troll

Retarded faggot

>>36452835

lol for the retards yeah. anybody who isn't good at math in school has to jerk off old guys dicks at the nursing home before they become eligible for other jobs.

Have fun with the old man goo, retard.

>>36455977
What is a waste of anything is nothing more then a matter of opinion friend

>>36452767

A single can of soda has 40g of sugar you autist. Thats 1.5 cans of sugar over a volume thats more than 1.5 the volume of a can of soda. Just split up your frappe and learn to manage your intake you fatass.

>>36453734
>option A: let normies live a slow, shallow and painful life in service to NEETdom
>option B: kill normies and putting NEET royalty to work

It's okay brother, we all make mistakes.

>>36453017
Fuck you, Wes Anderson is GOAT.

>>36452767
Its a sugary drink you stupid european faggot. What did you expect??

>>36456452
>europissers don't even know how to survive in America
No wonder we are superior, only American bodies can handle the lethal doses of sugar and the raw energy fat provides. This is why the Mudslimes haven't taken us down.

>>36451357
Get a CCNA and get the fuck out of there, bro.

>>36456452
Nice projecting you fat lard

>>36451523
It's more of a novelty than anything. I'm 260lbs and even I think it looks like it'd be too much to enjoy in any quantity, like molten Pixy Stix being directly injected into your veins.

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>hurr durr I'm going to misspell your name on the drink because I'm randumb XD XDD

Fuck Starbucks. That's reddit-tier humor.

>>36451310
Spoiled bitch located

>>36451988
Your sister is a loser.
>wasting product, increasing COGS
Is she asking for a raise too?

>>36453056
It's just a ducking drink, it's only 'hard' because it is harder then what they are used to, it's not hard at all.
'Mah rush hour'
Every Starbucks I have been to has had like 6+ people working their during rush hour.

>>36457618
>6+ people working their during rush hour.
More like 1 person while the other 5 stand around doing jack shit. Probably why they take so long to do anything

>>36457500
>>hurr durr I'm going to misspell your name on the drink because I'm randumb XD XDD

No, it's not randomness. It's so people can post it on Instagram and give them free promotion.

"OMG, look how the people at Starbucks spelled my name!!" *126 Likes*

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>>36457925
>social media likes

Please tell me why the normans are like this? Do you know how I can be as simple minded so I can be happy like them?

>>36457970
Imagine (you)s except it's from people you know irl and you actually like the people giving them.

>>36452767
>caffeine 0 mg
wew

Starbucks employee here

Frapps take the most amount of effort. As a single order among coffee orders it's fine.

When you have nonstop frapps, it clogs up bar.

My store only has 1 blender.

>>36458214
are you out of unicorn mix yet?

>>36458214
Do Starbucks baristas not know what supply and demand means? Don't answer. I'm sure you'll need to Google it first.

>>36458295
I'm not him (or a barista) but you can't really blame the grunts when the Starbucks corps underestimate how popular something will be and fail to send the adequate amount of ingredients. It's not like they make the shit in the store

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>>36452767
that's really not bad at all....the equivalent of 2 cans of soda for a special treat desert won't do anything to negatively impact your health if you otherwise stick to a decent diet

>>36451727
>>36451639
>>36451605
You're no robot. Leave this place and never return. Your normie kind makes me sick

My sister works for Starbucks and gets us free food/drinks all the time, but it's hard to stomach. Apart from the cookies, the desserts are bland, and the coffee is ridiculously sugary.

>>36453885
Dolla menu brotha
Not a nignog

>>36458295
>coming from a neet

top kek.

Corporate gives us the blenders and equipment