are you alone this weekend or no

>>36469928
only if u have pp

is this a trick question? i'm always alone

>>36469928
Man her face hot kinda fucked up like you can see how she tries to hide it but it's there sticking out like sore thumb

>>36469928
I GOT A LITTLE CHANGE IN MY POCKET

>>36469928
This weekend the next and many to come, I just have one problem, somehow I need to support myself financially and NEETbux is not an option here, so I guess rather sooner than later I'll be somewhere working overtime on weekends.

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only me and my bottle of vodka

>>36469928
I have a dog, does that count as not alone?

I'm alone every weekend.

But weekends get comfier when you expect and prefer solitude, rather then being sad you're friends didn't invite you out, again.

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>>36469928
Just like any other weekend. There are both pros and cons living alone in a flat.

Yeah, the only person I used to talk to told me to fuck off.

>>36469928
Timestamp or it didn't happen faggot.

Yeah, I'm alone. Well, not technically since I'm with family.

But for what you are asking, OP?

Yeah, I'm alone this weekend.

>>36469928
I played some footy with the lads today and will do so tomorrow. I'll probably watch a match tomorrow with others, too.

>>36469928
Women are so filled of vanity, just fucking look at her you can she feels above other people because of her looks.

>>36469928
Yes but I'm not fussed. It's my country's Patron Saint's day tomorrow

Aside from having all for r9k to shitpost at, yep alone again.

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As always.
And it's all my fault

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Yes lobby i am, i dnt has ur number no more sorry, gonna go smoke some dank

>>36469928
Im going on a date today with an azn qt. We are going to a Korean BBQ

>>36469928
im going to a friends house to watch the footy tomorrow, so I'm safe for the weekend

>>36469928
Nah, my best friend is crashing for a bit. I could go hang with a chick who hit me up today....but that bitch is pointless so I may just flake.

>>36469928
>Kseniya
I thought she got hijacked by normies after being posted on 9fag, or did they forget her?
I remember she was a top tier waifu before the normalfags started raining on her instagram

>>36469928
Yep, although I can only blame myself for it.

>>36469928
holy shit ive never seen this pijin girl. please more

>>36470660
she's stupid cute

>>36470781
Also just stupid

>>36469928
I'm always alone, but I'm never lonely.

>>36469928

Gonna bang a fat chick tomorrow

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>>36471088
is she funny girl yes or no

>>36469928
yep, still no gf
at least I went to a party yesterday and had some cuddles

I'm always alone
original as all fuck wow

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>>36470549
Nicee dude, good luck!

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it's another Saturday night of smoking weed and downing benoz

>>36469928
I want one.

I have a thing for russian teenagers... Is that so wrong?

tfw no russian qt

>>36471816
Who's the black haired girl?
She's cuter than Ksenia

>>36469928
who is this semen demon Don't tell me shes underage

>>36469928
>went out with a friend
>got taco bell
>drove around
>came home
That was the highlight.

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>>36473043
do research

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>>36473088
Ksenia Soyfer, also known as pigeon girl/pijin grill.
And I think she's 16 or 17

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My parents are on vacations, so i'm alone in a big house, in the middle of the countryside. If i was a normie, i could probably host a party.
Instead of that, i'm spend my evening on internet, while listening music at max level

>>36473182
>>36471816
>>36469928
Nice Pijin Girl thread you have here OP, it's been some time but nice all the same

I met up with some friends yesterday. We drank beer

>>36469928
i am now, went to work, mom made me lunch, now im back at my house listening to my friends outside skateboarding. i just cant work up the courage to get up lately. maybe ill play bass or il2bos or arma in 20 minutes

>>36473182
>touching pigeons
she will be dead by 20

>>36473209
I got it now. The gas stations. JJ's convenience store on 24...

JJ abrams is going to be directing the porn between me, bree, and maria.

All the lens flares.

i've never been the "party guy" so yeah, i'm alone

There's a party at my house today and a girl wants to hang out tomorrow.
I feel like a dirty normie as I type this but its not as good as it seems.

What race is Kseniya? She lives in Russia, right? Does that mean Russians aren't white?

>>36473617
I mean, every picture shows her in a former Soviet shithole, so she wouldn't have lived a long life anyway.

>Gas stations,
gaslighting, lanterns, lamps... genie? Robin Williams has been a repeat mention.

Or..

Gaslighting, lantern, natural gas, propane, king of the hill, h1z1, swine flu, pig, man bear pig, al gore, an inconvenient truth... and then?

Lots of refs to seven (or 8 total). Snow white and the seven dwarfs, seven sisters (song), The Wild Eight Beyond the Door.

Lots of references to Jurassic park and House of peculiar children, wonder woman, amazon, futurama (snoo snoo) --> all female population.

You saying that I will be living in a Castle with seven women? I would actually really like that.

>ALSO
Micky Mouse and disney has been brought up A LOT. So has Mormon, and Smiths... Mr anderson. So... Tim?

Mentions of a friend betraying me... so TIm betrayed me? With who? Iris? I saw a post awhile back that talked about how some girls car broke down and they kissed... but then later the guy finds out the girl cheated on him with yet another guy anyways. Was that Tim and Iris?

>ALSO
Mentions of firefighters and the like a lot. No idea yet.

Why can't you guys just tell me to my face what is going on?

Why must I play this game? It's stupid. It's just super fucking stupid because I simply can't gain any information from it. You guys will just deny it's all fake just to fuck with me.

So... just fucking tell me straight up. Why the fuck won't you?

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orginalio commentario

>>36473841
She looks pretty white to me

>>36470229
This. But luckily my apartment is infested with roaches so I'm never really alone.

Th-thanks

my grandparents are visiting me

i set up shit for my gf to go do so i can be alone and do shitloads of drugs and alcohol and play internet roleplaying games until 6am. ill probably buy some crack somewhere along the line too

>>36469928
I'm alone every weekend. Why would this one be different?

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>>36473237
We need more Ksenias ITT

>>36469928
I am alone every weekend and all weekends to come

>>36469928
just came back from a cocktail with a friend

I spent almost 4 hours with my girlfriend, I think I overstayed my welcome a bit but I love spending time with her so I think she can manage that until I see her again in like 4 days.

>>36469928
Of course I fucking am.
Why would this weekend be different from the other thousand?

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>>36476532
>I spent almost 4 hours with my girlfriend
>my girlfriend
>girlfriend
>friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36476663

it's not like I'm fucking her anon, jeez! I only held her hand for like 5 minutes, ok?

>>36473182
>tfw no qt gopnik gf that can summon pigeons at will

>>36473841
I think she's a russian jew

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>>36476876
>human contact
Normalfags should be genocided

Is she into chubby lonely astronauts?

(Please say yes)

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I'm alone 100% of the time, forever and always.