Do you have ANY redeeming qualities at all?

Naturally high alcohol tolerance.

All my qualities are redeeming...
and thus cannot be trusted

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>Normally I would say perfect teeth
>Dog got too happy yesterday and swung his head into my mouth, slightly chipping one of my front teeth
I've been super fucking pissed ever since.

Good stamina
hard to anger

>>36473569
Same here. How did you "discovered" it ?

>>36473556
Being Irish

>>36473556
Crippling lonelyness and anxiety has made me handy. Out of necessity I've learned how to use tools and how to perform simple repairs on household appliances. I can also cook pretty well and know a lot about computers. That is basically it though, I'm an empty husk who can fix computers and shit.

>>36473556
>White
>blue eyes
>not a manlet
> not fat
> can hold a conversation if I'm not ghosted

>>36473688
By spending a lot of money on alcohol

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>>36473556
>not repulsive face
>/fit/
>stable income
>not living with parents
>own car
>OK fashion sense
>can pass as a normie in general

Yet I am here on a saturday night

i have a nice butt
100% pure aryan
t-that's about it though...

I'm intelligent as fuck. Not in general, but intellectually.

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>>36473556
I'm always late, everywhere
>tfw this is my personal trait

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>Pretty decent face butvery youngh looking (i look like im 15)
>Smart
>Nice eyes
>Decent Dick
>White

At least I'm decent enough to be a nerd without social life

I'm good at math, and somewhat intelligent in general.
That's something I guess.
I'm healthy by American standards by not being obese, and not doing any drugs.
I can be somewhat funny when I get to know someone well enough, and in highschool I would sometimes say something out loud to the whole class and get them to laugh.

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>>36473920
Your intellectual intelligence has transcended mere human understanding, transcendentally.

I can play a recorder out of my nose.

>>36473898
Post it now ziggy

>>36473556
kids like me no really they love me i don't know why they always follow me play with me and talk to me even on the street.
but im a pedophile so i stay away from them

>>36474093
another one of my qualities:
>not a whore

>>36474114
Kek, somehow I knew that as soon as kids were mentioned, pedophilia would be mentioned

>>36473556
I cope pretty well with loneliness

>>36474114
do kids always love pedophiles best?

im not fat
i've been told i have nice eyes
that's about it

I'm not a very good person and i want to become a better one. And that's just about it

>>36474194
i don't know
but they always liked me since i was a 15-16 year old.
i was the family babysitter until they started giving me boners then i stoped

>>36473556
I can shoot well, cope well with loneliness, and have mad squat skills. Also good tolerance to alcohol.

>>36474114
I envy you. I am not a pedophile, and I really like kids. I used to get along with them pretty nicely, now I just sperg out because if I interact with them people might think I'm a pedophile.
So sometimes kids seem somehow interested in me but I become a huge sperglord

>>36473556
I'm a good fuck.
I have culinary studies so I cook good.
I'm a very chill guy.
I'm strong.
Bitches love guys who work in factories cause we get all dirty "for them".

>>36473556
Not as far as other people are concerned, no.

>>36474239
You probably became a pedophile by spending too much time with children while you were developing sexually in your teenage years.

Ur fuked

Tall and a huge dick, and my Autism makes me really obsessed with learning guitar, bass, keyboards, and any instrument I can get my hands on.
And people realize I'm much smarter than average when a topic I'm interested in comes up like music, politics, occultism, paganism, animals, snakes, the lord of the rings ect.
Girls that are into musicians often like me. Like girls at the rehearsal space I practice at usually hit on me, because I'm one of the most skilled there.

Most girls in day to day life just think I'm a weird long haired guy with a scruffy beard though

>>36474071
Now I want to understand the zeta function just so I can say I understand it.
(I am not the smart guy btw, I'm a brainlet)

i'm tall but that isn't good because i'm a skeleton so no i don't have any good physical qualitys

>>36474470
People would be surprised how much girls get turned on by guys blasting double bass. Have most of the musician's girlfriends blatantly complimenting me and hitting on me

>>36474127
Ass or gtfo, white bitch

>>36474323
never tought about this ...
>>36474274
it's better that way trust me not a single well respectted adult gets along with kids besides kids are weird sometimes depends on the type of kid also som kids are jealous and once you start playing with them they will hate you if you play with another kid,some are really cute but silent,most little girls want to play make believe of a family and stuff

>>36473717
He said redeeming

>>36474601
Think what you want about the Irish, being European makes him objectively better than most of the world
Plus, the Irish are Aryan and beautiful

>>36474548
put your contact information and i might consider doing it in private

>>36474766
>implying he wil not post it here afterwards
also you said not a whore and yet here you are whoring yourself

>>36474766
Nah, don't want people to know I browse this cancerous board and you could dox me, and I dont feel like making any throw aways
Just dont be cancer and post a fucking picture or two

i can touch type.

Nothing.
And that's fine.
I'd like to think that I'm developing a mind thats worth having.

>>36473556
>above average fitness in every regard
>fast metabolism, exceptional muscle growth
>quick healing after injuries
>extremely durable, I've walked away from several serious accidents with hardly a scratch
>6.5x5.5 dick
>8-9/10 looks according to people that aren't friends or family
>IQ well above 135
>speak German and French, can decipher most Spanish and Italian
>I know my way around the internet, if something is online, I can find it (fully anonymous if I need)
>I can cook and bake virtually anything with a recipe
>I know how to use tools, including a welder
>I can fabricate and repair basic stuff and wrench on cars in my free time
>I'm only an internship and a thesis away from my engineering degree
>parents aren't poor and I've worked enough mindnumbing part time jobs to afford a very nice car, an assortment of expensive watches, shoes and clothes and most other luxury status symbols of our generation
>plus a 5 digit sum in the bank, in addition to a few secure investments I've made

Now why is such a turbo Chad on /r9k/ you ask? It's simple, I'm suffering from an incurable auto-immune disease, crippling autism and during my youth something in my brain went horribly wrong that reduced my self-esteem and doesn't allow me to forget my oneitis, even after not having seen her in almost a decade, consequently KHV and can't imagine to ever change that, unless she comes back to me for whatever reason.

>>36474019
You like discipline. Being on time is as easy as putting one foot infront of the other.
It's a free good quality.

>>36476774
>like = lack
Fuck.

>>36473556
I don't have personal opinions.

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>>36473556
nein, not really
sorry

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I'm a huge fucking pile of shit, but my redeeming quality is that I want to be alone a lot so I'm not clingy in any way.

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The only one I can think of is that I like anime

>>36476866
Ew, that's pretty disgusting. Originally.

>6'3
>fast metabolism
Im fucked in every other aspect though. Ugly, dumb, annoying, awkward, skele. You name it.

>>36475814
>speak German
>can cook
>smart
You are literally perfect.

>incurable auto-immune disease
>crippling autism
That makes two of us. Want to talk? No expectations.

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>>36476866
Me too desu
It's the only redeeming quality I can think of
Tfw not even cute

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I'm 6'2", good looking, fit and my dick is 7 inches long. literally better looking than most chads.

Girls sometimes give me the fuck me eyes but the only thing that's wrong with me is that i have aspergers and i don't know how the fuck to talk to them or what to talk about. I'm being constantly teased with the good life but i'm too much of an autist to get it.

Have suicidal thoughts every day now. Don't wish for good looks fellow robots, wish to be funny and talkative because that's how you really get girls.

>>36477075
go on tinder you stupid mongoloid. learn how to take a good picture from an online tutorial, put your height in your bio and enjoy

>>36473556
I can write and I've been told I write well, well enough for people to pay me to do so.
I'm learning a second language.
I'm very affectionate.

that's about it.

>>36474648
>Irish
>Aryan
How low tier can b8 really be?

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>>36473556
I'm pretty good at pretending to be a girl on the internet. Nowadays I just hang out on 4chan all day and it's anonymous so who cares but back when I hung around forums and IRC all day everyone thought I was a girl for years.

>>36476916
>That makes two of us. Want to talk?
If you have something you want to talk about, sure.

I'm frugal. More than ever since I ended up unemployed.

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>>36477097
ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE. I tried tinder, put height in bio and got a good selfie for the profile pic.

when it came to messaging i have no idea what to chat about with girls, i tried mentioning movies, vacations, how nice they look. every one refuses to go on a date or they unmatch me before i get the chance to ask them.

Talking and flirting are my only weaknesses.

>>36477214
Lmao

If you're as good-looking as you said, you could essentially say whatever you wanted and they'd still want to bang. Sorry to tell you but you're average at best.

>>36477214
Do you get a decent amount of matches? If so, just keep trying, practice makes perfect. If not, then bad news, you're not attractive either. Most women don't have conversations, stop treating them like they are dudes. Makes a stupid connection like something in their bio like oh you like pho? I make a good pho, you should come chill and be my guinea pig. Shit like that, its stupid, but it works. You just have to treat them like imbeciles because that's what they are. Make them feel good about themselves without directly complimenting them too much or at all. You have to seem like you literally don't give a fuck and have like dozens of other bitches already on lock and you are only giving her the time of day because you happened to catch her eye for some stupid believable reason. Other than that, don't overestimate them, they are like video game npcs, fucking morons with no real thoughts

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>>36477276
i have no friends so i don't get invited to parties where i can meet girls bars and clubs are the only option but i just sit there unable to approach girls because i don't know what to say to them other than what are you drinking (it just goes to silence after around 15 seconds of talking).

I'm kinda like Elliot Rodger where he was surrounded by parties and sex, but since he rarely talked to girls nothing happened (much uglier guys than him have gotten laid)

>>36477392
she happened to catch your eye*

>>36477417
booze is your friend if you haven't tried that already. If that doesn't work find some edm event club and take some MDMA

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>>36477452
It just makes me dizzy, not more talkative. I even try eavesdropping on guy-girl conversions to get an idea but they just about their friends and other people they both know, but i have no friends.

It seriously feels like the social part of my brain is missing.

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>>36473556
Nah, I'm a flaming sack of shit.

>not fat (very skinny tho, not a nice body)
>not an asshole, I do things I don't like if someone ask me nicely
>not a perv even if 24yo khhv
>don't get angry easly (and when I'm angry I'm not loud)
>good with computers and programming
>like to explain things if someone wanna learn
>not judgmental
>capable of paying attention when someone is talking to me

Some of them are quality only if compared with anons.
I'm more loner, shy and looser than an anctual robot. I have to blame myself for my shitty life, my parents where supportive and I'm not mentally ill (never needed a diagnosys). My life is fine, it's just very flat and boring. The only one who prevents me to keep friends is myself: if I wasn't so closed and if I didn't take the distance everytime someone is trying to be an IRL friend I will probably be a different person.

>>36477574
Ayy, I'm almost exactly the same as you. Only difference is that I'm judgmental, although only in my head.

i'm pretty good at giving advice and many people who don't even like me come to me for help

>>36474648
irish are the result of british rape babies and genetic fuck ups from years of incest and only eating potatoes.

>>36477949
How does one become good at giving advice?

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I'm easy to talk to and have such an inoffensive (read: bland) personality that I'm generally on everyone's good side, even if they wouldn't invite me out for a beer because, again, bland. It makes it very easy to work with people and employers generally like it.

>>36477974
The Brits hardly went around raping Irish women. In fact it's more the case that Brits in Britain have a lot of Irish ancestry.

>>36478018
i just tell people to do something they would never think to do and they're so excited about the gimmick they end up doing well

>>36473556
I have a vast knowledge of mechanics. I can't fix cars though. I isolate the problem, I don't fix it.

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>>36473556
I have Chad like confidence but shit looks and bad height

>>36473556
I have a high tolerance to pain and sadness.

>>36473556
I will, rarely and very sporadically, find solutions to specific kinds of problems far more easily than other smart people.

>>36478242
That's pretty clever. Now if only people would want me to give them advice.
I just like giving advice to people when I can, although it's usually only here on r9k.

My penis is 18cm in length and I'm funny.

>>36474071
>>36474494
>Not trying to understand Fourier transforms and Diff Eqs
>not trying to use these functions to describe IRL phenomena, like circuits.

>>36473556
I cook okay and let people treat me like shit.

I genuinely have none.
I've wasted my life and have no natural talents. I'm not good looking and my cock is small.

I like photography and fighting games and FPS but I'm skilled at none of those things.

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I'm very honest and straight-forward.
I'm loyal and trustworthy.
I have a pretty good work ethic.
I'm super chill and never get into heated arguments.
I strive to be honorable and always do the right thing.

I'm very altruistic
I'm at least average in appearance
I can lift a lot of weight?
I can play instruments
I can draw and animate a bit, write too
I'm a very hard worker?
I can speak some other languages a bit
I imagine I make other people feel better about themselves when they compare themselves to me
I've always been really good at therapizing other people, just not myself
I'm very calm under pressure (I.E, car accident, death, disaster, etc.)
I'm humble, if only because I hate myself so much. I'm posting here because I'm supposed to praise myself more.

>>36473853
>blue eyes
>redeeming

Almost made me kek

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I'm tall (6'4) and I'm not that bad looking.
That's pretty much all.

>>36473556
I can accurately piss into a toilet bowl 2.3 meters away.
I once pissed onto a chad 1 storey below me in primary school

I can disapear from a social group in a blink of an eye

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Physically? I have nice hair.

Otherwise? I have a naturally friendly disposition. I don't understand how some people can just be so abrasive.

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>>36473556
I taught myself Japanese to the point where I can play Japanese video games, but not enough to where I would feel comfortable in a fluent conversation

I'm getting a degree in Computer Science and should be able to live life comfortably if I can land a job

Overall, life isn't half bad once you stop caring about everything, except for the crippling loneliness.

>>36480641
You sound like a guy I'd want to hang out with.

im tall
people tell me im nice
i don't quit things

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>>36473556
I'm good at videogames and procrastinating.

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Decent looking, fairly unique and obsessive interests, shower regularly.

>>36473556
I'm cold as ice and work well under pressure. actually I work even better then normal under pressure. Never get nervous.

I have a nice ass and can draw pretty decently.

>>36481168
Then draw your ass for us

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I guess I'm kind of funny, but it's in the way that I didn't mean to be funny but people laugh anyways

that's about it

>>36473556
no,i believe i've got nothing to say robutt.

>>36473556
I am a good listener.

how the fuck should I know? i dont do self judgement cause the way I perceive myself might be different than someone else.

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I have blue eyes and white skin, something nigbots or spicbots would die for judging from what I've read on this board

>>36473556
Yeh.
I am African American

Ill do anything you want in exchange for booze

>>36473631
Doggo pepe you chip tooth wojak.

Can see the blood, tears and smug panting maw now

>>36476864
Lol yo you look like noodles awkward older sister if thsts you

>>36473556
i'm naturally gifted at dancing.

men and women alike attest to this.

Of course I do. For starters I

I can draw and paint okay, but it's not like I'll go anywhere with it.

Face would be decent if it weren't for acne and scars
I haven't reached maximum autism yet
>>36474088
same

I have s strong sense of humor and im taller than most men. I am not generally handsome but some women like me.

i know how to change my personality almost entirely to fit into whatever situation comes up (usually new groups once i burn bridges with old ones)
i don't know why i do this, but surely there's some positive thing about it..

>>36473569
>i have to spend more on alcohol to get drunk

>>36483559
>butt chug or don't eat beforehand

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Would anyone even want to suck my cock?

>>36483617
shave you monkey

I know cpr and actually saved someone with it

surprisingly I don't buckle under pressure.

Hard working when I have a job,, don't frighten easily, and I'm pretty good at fighting and am naturally athletic, even though i've been sitting on my ass for years and years, went out to the football field and track ring by my house last night to see if I could still run a mile without stopping., brought doggo with me.

Had to stop for doggo to shit on the ring, but otherwise I didn't stop and it felt good to still be able to do shit like that.

>can beat people up
pretty much unusable outside of middle school
>decent stable job
this wouldn't attract nice people to me so who cares
>don't judge people
this is just because I'm a loser

I like people, it's just that people don't like me back

>>36474127
Marry me
>also why the fuck are you posting on the loneliest board in existence when you're so perfect?

>>36474019
I'm late everywhere too. School, work, home, talking to people I want to know, any opportunity that goes by too fast, etc. I blame how I was raised, my mom was late everywhere too.

>>36478677
I'm American.
>what the fuck is a cm and can you translate it to " please. Mine is 7" which is like a normal length I guess.

Good musician
Very strong intellectual background for my age and family history
I'm a really good friend to the people who let me in
Pretty funny
People say I'm cute

>>36481680
As a partial spicbot with poo eyes and white skin, I can attest to this.
>give me your eyes please

>>36473556
Good leader, good under pressure, le smart but lazy
I just really really really fucking dislike other people

>>36481702
You're a nigger, American is our word.
>Do not compare yourself to us.
>There is no black in red, white, and blue

>helicopter mechanic
But I'm in the army so I don't get paid shit

Too many, actually. I should be a Chad, this is unfair.
>overall 7.5/10: 8/10 face, 8/10 hair, 6.5/10 body, tall, 8/10 skin
>relatively funny
>not a complete autist
>decently smart
>have the capacity to function socially
>good at reading emotions of other people
I should be getting pussy everyday with my stats but for some reason I don't.

>>36473556
I'm kind of handsome in natural lighting.

Void of any redeeming qualities.

White
Not short
Funny to certain people
Strong legs
Good at bidya
Good at sports although i hate them
Dont have no friends
Above average benis

>>36483668
>decent stable job
I work with horses too. It seems like stables would be kind of messy, but it's actually quite alright. You don't need to beat people up or judge people with a job like workin' in the stables; if your horses are competition horses, you can leave all that judgin' to the judges.
it's good to know there are people like me in here
>stables may not seem like a job that'll win over ladies, but trust me, it's a conversation starter. And a damn good one at that.

Lame job
>"what do you do for a living anon?"
>"oh, I work in an office, not much"
>"what do you do there?"
>"I make spreadsheets, type up reports, you know"
>"how much do you make?"
>"I make enough to pay bills, it's alright"

Horse job
>"what do you do for a living anon?"
>"I work a nice stable job, I take care of horses"
>"wow, that's interesting anon, what do you do there?"
>"I wash them, feed them, tend to them when they're sick or injured, even ride them a bit sometimes. It's fun"
>"how much do you make?"
>"I actually make a lot more than you'd expect. It's a decent, stable job."

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>>36484040
>You're a nigger,
NaaAWWMNAAAUUUUUUUUUTTTT

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>>36473556
>brainlet
>manlet
>dicklet
>lazy and no ambition
>no money, job doesn't pay well, poor job outlook
>poor social skills
>distant and thus have no friends
>kissless, handholdless virgin and never had a girlfriend
>dislike responsibility
>vile and unsympathetic (realized that this was the real me thanks to 4chan)
>pessimistic
No, there's no room for redeeming qualities here.

>>36484152
You literally pulled arbitrary "stats" out of your ass to make yourself seem like a chad.
>You can't rate yourself with an anything/10 because those are determined by other people. A 1/10 can call themselves a 10/10, but it won't change anything
>what does "decently smart" mean? Average intelligence? Not much smarter than average but still smarter? I'm "decently" tall. I'm "decently" attractive. I'm "decently" kind. I'm "decently" productive. I run "decently" fast.
>these are all completely arbitrary, they don't mean anything
>reading people's emotions is hard-coded into you by human biology
you literally just told us you have no quantifiable redeeming qualities but that you should be rolling in fucking pussy.
>>YOU literally just told us you have ZERO QUANTIFIABLE REDEEMING QUALITIES but that you should be ROLLING in pussy like a fucking GREEK DEMIGOD HERO LIKE FUCKING HERCULES
>you described an average male who is too fucking full of himself to figure out why he's undesireable

Don't even worry about improving yourself or bettering yourself as a person. With your stats you can do anything but for some reason you won't.
>FOR SOME GOD-DAMNED REASON

You are fucking perfect, a specimen of the human form. According to yourself, you are the human manifestation of "Chad". You aren't full of yourself or anything. Your stats can take you anywhere. You're awesome. But for some reason women just don't want YOU in particular. You're decently smart, so you understand how great your stats are. You just don't quite know that "some reason" why the girlies don't want a peice of those S T A T S. I don't know why either. Maybe you can try to figure it our with your decent smarts.

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>>36484528
>you're a nigger
YESU AI AM!

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>>36484681
Holy shit I'm dying oreganoo

I'm always happy and content but people seem to hate seeing that so I don't know

>>36473556
>Do you have ANY redeeming qualities at all?
If being loyal count as one, then yes. But that's it.

I own a small house
I also have a job for life (assuming nothing gets me fired)
Unfortunately the job doesn't make enough for a comfy life. It's comfy for myself but I don't think I could fully support myself and another.

>>36485773
>I also have a job for life
What is it?

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>>36473556
>white
>educated
>good job & car
>healthy relationship with asian qtpi
>huge dick

Just to name a few.

I make 42k a year and habe a muscular body. And decent facial aesthetics.

>>36486241
I'm maintenance at a horse arena, and we're the best one in our region

Sorry for the late response

>>36473556
im can be funny, im pretty empathetic and i understand peoples problems. i can be very creative as i make my own films but to get to those aspects you have to endure my snarky cunty awkwardness

>>36473556
I'm pretty good at dark souls

>have my own house
>care about what I wear
>have fun hobbies
>love planning cute dates
>somewhat attractive

If only I wasn't so damn shy

A nice ass and slavic genes.

>>36484152
maybe it's because you're a narcissistic douche and not even in the way that women like because you're all hot air with no substance

>>36486979
Cute dates like what?

>>36486918
>Sorry for the late response
Nah it's fine. I was just a little curious so thanks for answering.

>>36487035
Well like theres this one hill that has a really good view. So I wanna take a girl up on a picnic there with the little basket and the red&white checkered tablecloth. Then pull out the cookies I made and we sit eating them while I read a book to her. Ehh theres more to it but like stuff like that. I got lots of little ones and a good amount of big ones. Of course id try to make some more what shes into

>>36473556
I try to be kind. Every now and then I can make people laugh. I have a creative-type job so my mind isn't rotten yet.

I'm broken though. I think that cancels out all the redeeming qualities.

>>36487041
It's the only place I've ever felt like I was worth something

>>36477075
>mfw I will never know how the fuck me stare feels like

You're an ungrateful faggot

what the fuck, this place is full of normies
you lied to me

>>36487470
Anon a couple years ago it was us gross highschoolers complaining about girls and having gross acne. Now we have grown up and have grown out of it. Soon this wave of people will leave and become true normies. Then it will be the next generations turn

>>36473556
I only fap to the side characters of the anime I watch until I work out, after which i feel confident enough to fap to the main female chatacter
So at least I put in some effort before I have a good wank

>>36473556
i was able to get about 56 people to join a political party run by me

>>36473556
Im good at programming

>iq of 142
>cannot hold conversation for more than 30 seconds
>panic attacks if I interact with too many people in a day
>engineering job at NASA
>6'2" skeleton
>can only handle 4chan as human interaction
>waste money on top tier pc shit instead of doing something responsible with it

>>36487918
So I guess the answer op was looking for is "no"

Very high sex drive and no limits whatsoever.
You can do whatever you want to me, whenever you want, as much as you want and I won't get tired of it.

I can give pretty good head. Does that count?,

>>36487918
>Engineering job at nasa
Holy shit man that's the dream right there you son of a bitch

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>>36473556
I'm an ugly, stupid, awkward sack of shit. I've learned to accept this, and I'm actually pretty friendly once you get to know me.

But I prefer to be alone, so this doesn't happen often.

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>>36473556
>good listener
>impeccable manners
>empathy
>great hair
>good at sports
>not fat
>has a job
>no criminal record
>tall

Too bad I'm skinny as fuck and kinda skinny fat despite going to the gym. Very withdrawn, Dx'd bipolar 2 2008, with schizo tendencies which I try and keep on the downlow. No close friends and estranged from parents. Homeless. Relapsing alcohol. Smoker. Absent minded. Socially inept. Obsess over unattainable romantic interests/

>>36473556
I'm very originally creative

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>>36487918
if you really had iq 142 you'd have the intellectual strength to overcome your social fears

>>36487670
Kek but you're wrong, fag

>>36483633
Not him but only faggots shave