So I have a small dick, a little above 5". I've know

Were you soft when your pants came off?

>>36499659
No, I was fully hard.

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>>36499594
>So I have a small dick, a little above 5".
That's not small, it's average. Are you sure you just don't have an ugly dick?

>>36499594
She sounds like a total Stacy. I'm sure there's some girl out there that will play with your little rocket.

>>36499673
I heard a thing where they cut into your dick like in penis enlargment and snip some fibres or whatever they are, and it makes the dick bigger by like an inch and a half, so ask for that from a doctor or something

>>36499711
It's honestly too risky to try a procedure like that. Most of the time, it doesn't actually really work. At most, it might just make your flaccid dick a little bigger.

maybe it smelled bad, your dick is average

>>36499594
Its all preference man, I'd say there's alot of ladies that want average or above and theres probably a good amount that don't care one way or the other, you just gotta keep trying

>>36499594
You're bigger than me and I've never once had this issue with a woman. I wouldnt blame you maybe she was just after a revenge fuck or something and wanted something more that she could take a pic of or go brag about rather than a meaningful thing. This seems really weird though, I've only ever heard of this type of thing happening in cuck porn

>>36499750
I didn't say I was an expert I just saw some article about a guy getting penjs surgery, and it mentioned you can get the things cut

>>36499786
>dissapointment
>maybe it just smelled bad
hmm

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>>36499711
Yeah, they basically cut a ligament in the circled part, and then extend the dick by moving it downwards.

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obtain a bathmate and do some basic jelqing
???
profit

I honestly wouldn't worry about it. One woman decided not to sleep with you, drop her and move to the next

I have a 5 inch dick but the effective length is below 5. I have this fear that my dick is too small for most sex positions. And if the girl I'm with is not small, it'd just make things worse.

>>36499905
Listen to this guy or else be drowned in sorrow forever

>>36499919
90 percent of women do not care. I didn't know dick size issues existed until r9k. I've gone my whole life. 7 partners with a 4 incher and never once have I even seen hesitation with a woman when we get to the bedroom and I've never had one ghost me or breakup with me after

>>36499594
Instead of the 'why?' you should've said 'wait' and then proceed to get down on her, eat her our/finger her until she screams, then she'd have gladly accepted the D

Don't let one picky hoe get you down, anon.

but roasties said size doesn't matter

don't tell me they were lying...

>>36500008
Nah not even this. You don't owe it to her to make it up to her cuz your dick isn't the size she wanted. I say she isn't worth your time and another girl out there would make you much more happy without making you feel bad about your equipment. To me sounds like you have the perfect equipment for testing if a woman is serious or not

>>36500149
I mean if she's already in the bed, at least hear her scream instead of awkward silence and then she leaves.

>>36500182
Why waste my time if I know it's not going anywhere after I'd rather not risk anything with her if she's not gonna stick around. Also she's already made things unpleasant. Best to send her on her way and move on

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/66yjv5/terrible_first_experience_girl_walked_out_after/ op stole this post from reddit. in the original op has a 3 inch dick not 5. no girl would reject you for having a 5 incher

>>36500223
I guess you are right, I just get this urge after an insult to prove myself. It's like a self loathing thing, that's what makes me tick not compliments and shit like that.

>>36500254
I mean no doubt there are size queens put there and don't get angry with a girl if she has a size requirement but I've never met a real life size queen the only time I've heard size being brought up is when one of my friends has a nasty break up and suddenly their Bf of 3 years who cheated on them has a small. Dick lol

My friend has a 5,6 inch dick.
He has a fuck buddy right now and has had more flings than you can count on your hands.

He is 5'11 and looks okay, the only outstanding trait he has is a deep voice.

>>36499594
>a little above 5"

that's average in USA

try being 3.5"

>>36499680
>it's average

don't fall for the lies

>>36500313
I get it. It's a defense mechanism but you shouldn't have to prove your worth to anyone. And you shouldn't waste your time to. Please someone who was rude to you. They deserve your rejection

>>36500337
My stats

>5'7
>balding
>4 in D

Never knew these things were detrimental to sex and relationships til r9k. Yet to experience it irl... But I'm married now so the dating scene is in the past

I'm a little above 5" as well. My girlfriends never complained. One of them it was the perfect fit. She was petite. And the other girlfriend i had was shocked at how much bigger than her ex's it was.. apparently her ex had a 3.5" one. She didn't have a lot of experience with men. I really don't think size matters.. as long as you got some sort of pole down there you're fine. it's more the chemistry and communication.

>>36500375
I wouldn't be proving myself to her, I'd do it for me. It is like a cocky response amongst the lines of "you think so?!" to the questioning of your abilities.

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im 6" balls deep and it hurts my gf. find you a tight girl

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>>36499594
I never understood why this is a problem. Just tap a small or a large dildo in front of your dick to extend it and you're golden, our ability to make-do separates us from mere animals, use it. If you want girth, roll some tape around the setup.

>>36500003
This guy gets it. OP is probably cuckLARPing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/66yjv5/terrible_first_experience_girl_walked_out_after/

???

slapping your nuts in missionary makes full use of your dick, so do that if you're small.

>>36499594
Cool story bro, I believe you

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Yoo so I got her number, what should I say? Im tryna nut and but

>>36500254
Geez why am I not surprised

>>36500839
post porn after ur done

She wanted a big pornstard dick, but sadly you didn't fit the bill. I'm sorry anon, but I do know this specific feel. When I was 15 I got a g/f somehow, so i knew she was a huge slut if she wanted to date one of the resident losers that wasn't ugly. Anyway, we're making out, it gets heavy, i'm fingerblasting her twat, just laying on my bed casually making this chubby girl squeal. Goes to my pants, i'm fully hard, yesyesyesyesyohfuckohgodofuck is rolling through my brains, heart starts hammering, throat constricts, I have a 5.5er with decent thickness. Still, when she opened my jeans and dragged it out, she looked utterly devastated. She kissed it and sucked on it a lil but she bit me at least half a dozen times and my dick shrank and eventually she was jerking my soft limp penis with one finger. I just shoved her hands away at that point. Next day at school, everyone knows I got a small dick. Everyone.

It's ok though, cuz when I got a myspace slut over to my house a few years later, she sucked my cock very eagerly, i could reach the back of her mouth, feel her gulping throat right at the tip of my dick. Got I wish i'd been born with a ten incher, i'd have choked that bitch out hard.

Aw well, that one ended in embarassment too, so don't think I got a happy ending out of it just to show you up. Nah, it was awful and awkward after we exchanged oral sex.

>>36499855
that's the vas defrense you retard. not even funny

Is 18cm a normal size? I'm JUST below 18cm.
Be honest or I'll get angry.

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>>36501042
Dude i didn't literary mean that, i meant the fleshy encircled are as a whole. There is a ligament there which is not what you are referring to.

>>36501320
18 is fairly large, anything above 14-15 is good.

>>36501320
bigger than 99% of men

oregano

>>36501320
7 inches, or just above or below, is literally the perfect size.

>>36499594
You probably were, but she's a fucking roastie.

>>36501383
>>36501423
>>36501441
Oh wow. And I thought it was tiny.

Guess it's because my height makes it look like a lil' fella in comparison.

>>36499594
Good job not offing yourself.

I wouldn't be able to handle such rejection.

Very very few women would walk out on you for having a 5" (again, OP is lying, see >>36500708).

Dick size is honestly not a huge factor for most girls, unless you fall on either side of the extremes. Of all the trivial things people obsess over here, this seriously is the least important.

>>36499594
Sounds like a lie to me

a little above 5in should be fine

I have 6.5in and girls think its huge

>>36500254
Reading through those comments made me feel ill
What a horrible place

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>>36499594
This shits bait nigguh

>>36501642
To be honest this place is worse. OP is directly trying to feed into the insecurities of robots. Imagine being such a disgusting worthless waste of life that your favorite activity is to come onto a site full of depressed people and make them feel worse by making slight modifications to stories from reddit.

OP I honestly hate you. I hope you die for reasons that aren't at all edgy. You contribute nothing to this world but misery and pain. Once you're gone things will be better overall.

>>36499905
This. My sister dated a guy with a 4 incher for years

>>36499594
I've got a 5 incher and I've had zero problems like that. I would just move on and not let it get you down

>>36501894
Why would you know your sister's boyfriend's dick size?

I have a 5 incher but I have no room to stroke. What's the point? It might as well be a micropenis.

>>36499711
Yeah if you want a broken dick go right ahead

>>36499680
>falling for the 5" is average meme
That's just so guys don't go neck themselves for having a small dick, the average is more like 7"

Let's just hope that with more xenoestrogenes contaminating the water, the average dick size will slowly decrease over the years.

>>36502179
I have a 4.5, but I manage to stroke? are your hands big?

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>>36502247
The average is actually closer to 9 1/2"
Are yall underage or just baby dicked?

I have a 6 inch penis and got laid ten times now

>>36502510
I guess my hands are big. I can only stroke if I don't use my entire hand (i.e. only use thumb and 2-3 fingers), but it feels pathetic doing it like that.

If trannies have to declare they are trans before sex, dicklets have to declare their baby weewee before sex. Nobody wants to find that out abd have their time literally wasted.

Honestly if you have a dick below 7x5 you should just transition. Nobody wants a baby penis. I know I don't. I'm not into pedophilia.

>>36502658
I think pediatricians need to test pubescent boys for more things like their T levels, nutrition (to make sure they aren't eating a lot of soy and dairy) to really make sure no one comes out of puberty stunted.

>>36502632
I can stroke it for you.

>>36502716

That is never going to happen. Men are disposable, and problems that primarily affect men are not taken seriously. Boys can be legally put on pills that disrupt their hormone production and stunt their growth, and nobody cares or sees it as a problem.

>>36502785
D-dispose me senpai, put me on pills.

>>36502570
Dude, that's just the fake average that the government pushes so all the small dick'ed loser's don't kill themselves. The real average is around 14".

>>36502247
Stop being retarded. The average is something between 5 inches and 6 inches, more or less.

>>36502809

It's not a joke senpai. This kind of neglect is a crime far worse than rape, but it's very common.
Everybody wants to shit on guys that are weak and feminine, but nobody wants to question why they turned out this way.

>>36502877
I like it though. :3

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STOP BUYING INTO THIS BAIT YOU FUCKING AUTISTS, HAVE YOU ONLY BEEN ON 4CHAN FOR ONE DAY FUCKS WRONG WITH YOU. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36499799
>tinder
>meaningful thing

>>36502785
Double standards do suck. Women are taught to be aware of and check for warning signs in their bodies that could lead to something bad early on in their lives. Meanwhile, you have all these guys now coming to doctors at the ages 19-25 complaining of shrunken dicks and grown tits because they weren't warned about this when they were younger.

I know that if I ever have a boy, I would get him regularly tested for this stuff.

>>36499594
I see dicks that size in porn don't beat yourself up anon

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Easy solution to your problem: Become Gay!

>>36500254
Wow

Why are you doing this OP ? People killed themselves because trolls like you.

>>36503064

Let's be real here. I'm sure there are plenty of guys that have been rejected/dumped for having 5 inch dicks.

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Stop replying to this BAIT thread you fucking retard robots let it 404, are you all newfags?

>>36503128
Stolen thread or not the issue is still a real thing for us.

>>36502759
I-I've never had a boy s-stroke me before...

>>36499594
7 inches hard here.... was told multiple times was perfect size

>>36503265
>real thing for us.
I think you're OP to be honest...

I have a 4 inch dick but I'm also extremely fat.

I need to lose 200 lbs to be at a normal weight. Would I be able to reach my dream of having a 6 inch dick? My girth sucks too I'm 4 in that too, could I gain girth through weightloss?

>>36503325

if it was 8-9 they would say the same thing and they would like it more

Going to REEEE until this bait thread is done soon.

>>36502194
Right, use your dick and give her a proper fucking it's about the motion in the ocean. All you need is 3inchs and stamina.

>>36499594
If you even managed to get to the point where she was touching your penis then you're not a robot and need to fuck off to reddit. I suggest r/smallpenisproblems

>>36503303
There is a first for everything desu.

>>36500370
This guy is right. Average in the US is 5", but that's factoring in that 70% of Americans are overweight or obese, which drastically lowers the average. The average dick amongst thin guys is gonna be 6-7"

Anyone have a dick that's curved downward? It's honestly the worst way a dick can curve because it makes the effective length shorter.

>>36503644
No, but mine curves upward too much, in such a way that I'd have to contort myself just to get it inside a hole. Perhaps I'm overestimating the difficulty, not like I'd get a chance to find out anyway. it's pretty small regardless

>>36499594
People are actually falling for this shit tier b8

>>36503733
On the plus side missionary will be more pleasurable for the girl.

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>>36503801
Is accusing the OP of bait-posting the most newfag form of bait-posting?

>>36503125
Yes but that's like a very rare phenomenon. Those girls (that reject 5inches) usually look unappealing anyway, like trying to look sexy disgustingly. You can tell from miles away

>>36503992
>Yes but that's like a very rare phenomenon.

I very much doubt that it's rare. Although it's probably rare for the person to admit that size is the reason.

>>36503855
>most newfag form of bait-posting?
No, that'd be defending an OP that was literally stolen from reddit >>36500254

>>36499594
>"we're just not compatible , I'm really sorry."
What a fucking whore!
>I don't blame her
You should, it's her fucking fault. You even wanted to go down on her first so she can have here fun, but she denied it, the fucking whore! Seriously, try to get over it, even if this shit seems to eating you up inside (that's the way I would react). You did a good job getting a girl into your bedroom, she was a fucking whore so things didn't worked out. Try to repeat this, find another girl, go down on her first, and then fuck her, and then the next, until you become a normie. I believe in you OP, I really do!