/britfeel/

>>36500181
Post in non chink thread

>>36500181

I'm not using that chink one

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>>36500181
It isn't about the posts. It's about sending a message. We need to take back britfeel and give it back to us, the people.

Non-Xi posting edition.

>>36500234
Calm down, Bane/Trump

CALL TO ARMS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9zWNVcToG4

EMERGENCY SITUATION

>>36500244
I won't calm down for you. Not unti xi is kill

>>36500181
>not including kev quints in the op
Poor show desu

Fuck virgins man. Why do they think they can make demands?

They can't even get a shag. As if the rest of us will listen to them. Forget it!

>>36500286
I like your cause, but your decree calls for me to die twice

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>>36500309
That was me lad, proudest moment of my life tbqh

>>36500310
>us
Calm down lad you feeling alright?
I think you've stumbled onto the wrong board.

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Reject consumerism.

>>36500309
> no kev, son of kek
>Tory scum
>>36500319
sorry lad, nothing personal

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Might get a railcard to see my friend after he moves. It'll be about 20 bongs each trip, though.
Post waifus.

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>>36500323
Well played lad
Have a fresh bud on me

>>36500255
I never really understood the tories are le bad meme

I'm voting for them simply because I know they are the only party capable of actually leading a country. Voting ukip would be a waste of a vote anyway

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>>36500351

I love 2d girls and 3d boys(female)

funny isnt it? what about you lads?

>>36500310
sex lmao hahaha


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7NqyQCSz-Y

>>36500364
Do you care about the NHS?
Do you care about the mines?
Do you care about our country's future?

>>36500351
come visit me so i can guro you

>>36500383
>Do you care about the NHS?
yes
>Do you care about the mines?
no
>Do you care about our country's future?
no

>>36500328
Virgins are a small minority of /britfeel/

I am not saying the majority are functional but at least we can get a shag once in our lives.

I have no sympathy for adult male virgins. You're just weak and pathetic. I don't understand the point of you. What are you even for? Just bringing nothing to the table.

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I want to hug lenlad in a platonic way

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>>36500351
Here you go, lad
>>36500372
>liking tomboys
Good taste, lad

>>36500351
Lot of effort just to see a friend, why can't he come see you?

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>>36500364
>actually leading a country
you have fallen so far into the rhetoric. Ignore this whole '''strong leadershit'''' meme, ignore arguments surrounding patriotism. Vote in your economic interest.

>>36500383
>Do you care about the NHS?

why do you care about the NHS? from my experience its pretty shit and people constantly take advantage of it because its free.

>>36500412
>anyone can pay for it

Wow totally missing the point.

IMPORTANT

http://www.strawpoll.me/12812664

http://www.strawpoll.me/12812664

http://www.strawpoll.me/12812664

>>36500402
Seems a bit dangerous, lad. Would you believe I've never self-harmed?

>>36500440
>actually am
>voted no

Entire poll now invalid. Anyone else feeling /devilish/ ?

>>36500438
On the contrary. I think you're still a virgin if you've only shagged a prostitute.

>>36500470
You're a virgin if you use a condom, yes.

>>36500430
I really hope the irony is going over my head, but so many people actually believe this shit that I think this lad is being serious.

>>36500440
Am I a virgin if I've rubbed benises with another boy and received succ?

>>36500438
where did he say anything about paying for it?

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this xi spam is making me want to kill myself

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>>36500351
>20 bongs each trip

Your friend must be a fucking riot if you'll pay 20 bongs each time you see him.

that absolute mad lady has only gone and got through to the final lads

>>36500442
i would believe you, because you are just waiting for someone else to help you along your way

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Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change

Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Kev: breathe it in!

I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demi-god

What can I say except you're welcome
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy

Hey!
What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!

When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below
You're lookin' at him, yo

Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're welcome!
To stretch the days and bring you fun

Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome!
To fill your sails and shake your trees

So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome!
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome!
You're welcome!

>>36500483
Some say that. I've cum in a girl without a rubber though.

>>36500494
It's the easiest way to get laid.

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>>36500314
word xi

>>36500497
if you're a non virgin go through with it. if not, we need you for the anti-xi uprising

>>36500516
Can you prove that or are you yet another person who comes on here to make up stories?
Probably the same guy who made up a story about Rose.

>>36500499
Ahead of Macron? Might be a good sign if so.

>tfw my days in sixth form college (back 6-5 years ago now) were so shit i've essentially blocked them out
>i can remember minute details from my entire life but nothing from that period except instances of bullying, embarassment, loneliness and so on

>>36500522
>beauty
>chinese

KOREAN MUTT

>>36500383
Of course I care about my country's future, that's why I'm not voting for a brain dead socialist or any of the other fuckwits vying for relevancy

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>>36500522
>>36500502
Is Xi's wife hot? I do need to know.
>>36500537
aw. we all have the autism ptsd, at least things got better, right?

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they added kenneth clark's civilization to bbc iplayer

going to be giving it a watch, I reccomend you to do the same

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0074r2x

>>36500485

i know tons of people who will go because they have a rash or a bit of a headache

>>36500498
He said he'd house and feed me for the weekend. That's not too bad a deal, right?

>>36500557
>I care about my country's future
>that's why I'm not voting

W E W

>>36500531
Virginity isn't about proof or stories. Anyone can say they are a virgin, or a non-virgin.

Virginity is about something you know for yourself.

Either a girl has wanted to fuck you, so you are a whole, valid human being. Or no girl has ever wanted to fuck you, so you are meaningless and pointless.

This is something that everyone knows for themselves. I certainly have a smile on my face. But do you?

>>36500364
why do you think the tories are the only party of actually leading a country? labour gave birth to the NHS, minimum wage and workers rights, education quality improvements for those who can't afford private schools..

Besides, a party doesnt "lead" a country, they follow the mandate given to them by the countries populace. They enact the will of the people.

The Tories have done a cracking job at doing exactly the opposite of what they have been led to do by the people. For example they promised not to sell the NHS and they are doing exactly that.

>>36500532
Oh fucking hell, she's behind by a decent margin. Not optimistic tbqh.

>>36500607
>I can't prove it but

So you've made it up. Ok. Thanks for making these threads that little bit worse because people like you post here.

>>36500559
They certainly did, its just quite upsetting that I have virtually no good memories and instead memories that send me into weird depressive cycles. Remembering sitting in the library alone at breaks. Wearing headphones. Sitting near people i wanted to befriend without them really taking notice of me. Literally spending breaks either in the library or wandering alone in the corridoors all around the sixth form until the next class was up.

Now I'm a fairly functional well-adjusted adult who works hard.

>>36500573
Maybe if you get the succ too otherwise fuck that

>>36500626
Ah. You're so far behind, that you can't even believe anyone else is ahead.

Very sad.

>>36500499
Yeah so what? She'll get destroyed. She has no chance against any other candidate, a Condorcet loser.

>>36500647
Don't like getting called out? Maybe you should bring some proof to back up your wild claims.

>>36500607
>Or no girl has ever wanted to fuck you, so you are meaningless and pointless.

Isaac Newton died a virgin, he has contributed more to our existence than you ever will lad. I'm not even a virgin but the stuff you say is extremely cringy

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>>36500544
She's Chinese tho lad

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>>36500540
>>36500570
>>36500605
*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSKOXE8IMYw is heard in the distance*
*sc-reeeeeeech*
*truck boys wrangle up Xi, throw him in a chinese fishing net and throw him in the back of the truck*
*drive to the ocean and dump him in the sea*
*start fishing*

truck boys

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>>36500572
>his nan goes to the docs with a rash once
>votes in a bunch of devious, self serving lunatics for the rest of his lifetime
>>36500641
I did that for sixth form too man. But things didn't get better for me, count yourself lucky. first year of uni has been fucking aweful. My mental health is the worst it has ever been.

>>36500557
>brain dead socialist
>only politician who has understood that labour weren't to blame for the 2008 financial crash and acknowledges austerity has only worsened our state of affairs in respnse to it.

You really are a misinformed numpty aren't you

>>36500714
It literally can. All you need is a timestamp of your dick inside a woman.
Can't do that? Hmm, wonder why you'd pretend you weren't a virgin on here then?

>>36500660
The fact you think having sex is a "wild claim" says it all.

>>36500669
It's all for nothing if his genetics were judged to be worthless.

>>36500702
>>votes in a bunch of devious, self serving lunatics for the rest of his lifetime

projecting a bit there lad. never said i would vote in the torries.

why should i care about the nhs?

these chink posts are like opening a fortune cookie except without the little treat

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tfw when you're not a chad and can't get easy gay sex

>>36500743
>still can't provide a shred of evidence

Nice playing with you kiddo, now if you don't mind we adults are discussing more important political matters.

>>36500771
None of them look like chads

kimchi lad i was talking to last night, you still here? got it in the jar now but i'm worried i used too much korean red pepper. Smells like kimchi though so we'll see. Has started bubbling a bit and i've followed your advice and threw it in a bowl incase it overflows.

>>36500779
This is an interesting way to deal with your virginity.

>>36500781
I've not seen you have sex so unless you can prove otherwise then it's pretty blatant you're lying.

close shop lads, he's just shitposting

>>36500255
Christ I'm a young liberal set to work for the NHS (his ideal target audience) but I just find Owen Jones tedious as all hell I he makes me want to vote torie

Gays can't be chads

>>36500779
can you prove that you're a virgin?

>>36500702
sixth form was the worst for me. I got into a conflict with a girl I liked, which ended up becoming a big embarassing thing for me.

uni was pretty bad too. first year i tried to be a normie and ended up being a loner. second year i didn't talk to anyone except lecturers for the entire year. spent the entire year just feeling shit and depressed.

got my act together during my masters degree and now i'm ok. still feel bad about the past though

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import anime figures

>>36500816

oh why oh why, I wouldn't wanna be anywhere else

>>36500736
Just imaging this guy writing a timestamp on his dick and trying to explain to his gf that he needs to take photo evidence for people on a chinese autism support group forum kek

Reminder that Owen Jones literally wrote in his book about how he liked being cucked by a black man

>>36500779
Why do you want proof from him? Who cares

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>just spent all night defending the good land of britfeel from the commies and the Tories/kippers
exausting work tbqh lads
>>36500834
>spent the entire year just feeling shit and depressed
you sound so much like me. How did things get better? Going to my uni mental health clinic next week, 90 minute appointment apparently. Hopefully improves the anxiety and depression.

>>36500874
I thought he was bent

>>36500827
as someone that has read one of owen jones books, i can tell you that he doesent fully comprehend the problems of the working class. i did learn a lot about the problems caused by thatcher, and other issues.

he is completely desensitized to the actual influences of being brought up in a shit because he is middle class

>>36500892
If you're going to come here and make these fucking stupid brags then you need to be able to prove it.
Too many people come here with ludicrous green text stories but never any evidence.

>>36500830
What proof do you want? I've specified the proof I want, can you?

>>36500923
>I have had sex once

>A fucking stupid brag

>A ludicrous story

You know that most people in the world have had sex, right?

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>>36500573
are you pounding him or does he punish your BP???
>>36500569
maybe i will lad, but maybe i will just wank to cute boys all night again.
>>36500771
looks like a nice place though.

>tfw voting conservative because i am a rational adult.

>>36500955
And those that have can prove it.

>>36500906
He wasn't always he caught his gf with a black man and it turned him gay

>>36500923
saying you have shagged a bird without a condom isnt exactly bragging. its a fucking normal thing and you cant expect someone to prove it, and you know it.

the fact you think it is ludicrous is fucking frightening

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raise the japanese population with nihon girls

>>36500965
>accepting your personal privacy getting eroded is being a rational adult

I've had sex with two different lasses, one in a relationship one in a fwb.
AMA

>>36500971
>Those that have can prove it

I'd say the vast majority can't or wouldn't like to prove it.

>>36501011
I have one actually. Can you please fucking kill yourself you piece of fucking shit normie reeee?

>>36500989
>it's not a big deal
So why lie? If you weren't lying you'd be able to prove it.
How sad that you come here of all places to pretend you aren't a virgin like the rest of us.

my housemate lost his virginity by bare-backing his cousin when they were both 15. It still is the only sexual contact he has had, pretty strange innit.

>>36501009
I think its time to grow up friend :>

>>36501011
Which one was the best shag?

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When did Samsung phones stop looking like ass?

My sexual conquest:

19 year old Vietnamese girl
40 year old white mother

>>36501037
ive shagged 14 birds.

and im the hardest in my street

>>36500965
Voting labour is more rational. Voting Labour is a protest vote to save our healthcare.

Also, validating yourself over your beliefs is what leads to ignorance.

>>36500903
>you sound so much like me. How did things get better? Going to my uni mental health clinic next week, 90 minute appointment apparently. Hopefully improves the anxiety and depression.

in my final year i started lifting which gave me some purpose outside of studying. started to go from sad frog to smug frog. I made a friend by just befriending some quiet girl from one of my classes by sending her notes with joeks on it. i then used her as a vehicle to break the monotony of studying and lifting.

when i went to do my masters degree, idk i was just invigorated, the bad feels were all gone and i just made friends quickly.

I think somewhere between studying hard and getting good results, results from lifting, as well as learning about lots of esoteric stuff from online: i started to get some kind of good feeling in myself, that eclipsed the self-doubt. By the end of this story I even lost my virginity to a girl I liked, who ended up loving me.

Now I'm lonely again, but I don't feel bad or care to much, its more just the symptom of being in a new city. I don't feel like i carry the baggage of the old days, but when I cast my mind back to them, I still shudder :( brb I'm going to message an internet friend who stood by me during those times

Lads help me

I've been talking to this shy weeb on facebook but all we talk about is games because I'm too scared to message her about anything else

I'm simultaneously a normie and an autist at the same time so I'm too pussy to ask her if she wants to hang out and scared I wont relate to her much if we do because I'm too normie

I'm massively into games and she is too but she only seems to play weebshit when I play everything

Wat do?

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Buy nissan

>How was your weekend?
>oh not bad, had a sunday roast with the family
>Can you prove that?
>huh?
>Can you prove you had a roast with your family?
>what do you mean?
>Prove it. Prove to me you're not lying.
>why would I lie?
>I don't know. Why are you?

this thread

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Suck Rupert Murdoch's penis enough for him to write nice things about me.

>>36501102
Toyota, Honda, Mazda, Mitsubishi, Subaru

but you pick Nissan

what a bender

>>36501069
great argument there, I'm now a #mayfly

>>36501067
im not him ya bell end.

you're either baiting or very autistic.

lots of people here have had sex. how can you expect people to prove it, do you think people get a receipt when they have sex.

>>36500984
>getting cucked turned him bent
Good God

I really don't give a fuck about national identity lads.

I'm a globalist. A cosmopolitan. A pro-European.

I have lived in four different countries and I take at least 12 flights a year. I'm rootless and happy about it.

Tell me why I should be any different. To me, my lifestyle is superior, and I can enjoy the best of everything.

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Cast sail into dangerous waters.

>>36501158
>makes a claim he can't back up
>gets called out
Don't be upset.

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Play Playstation

>>36501092
Having a purpose, even if it is menial things like lifting and studying sounds like a good way to take my mind off things and motivate myself to get out of bed in the morning. I know it's obvious shit, but thanks lad. Rooting for you

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>>36500965
>not drawing a Gondola and spoiling your ballot
>anywhere near rational

>>36501194
nice argument lad. proper convinced me he can prove it.

>>36500834
>i'm depressed
>feel sorry for me please

Oh kill yourself.

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Use popular media institutions to dupe poor and lower middle class people into voting for the capitalists.

Huh, reporting him finally worked

>>36501226

top post lad, they need telling sometimes.

>>36501208
I might also do this. I'm torn between this and tories. Not that it matters anyway.

>>36500575
Obviously didn't read any of my posts well, I hope you're not allowed to vote you fucking retard
>>36500710
Yes, I'm voting tory obviously because I'm 'falling' for their catch-all retorts to labour politicians in the PMQs

I can tell you're probably someone who believes poor old simple working class folk and their little minds are too easily swayed by fear mongering politicians and that is the reason we had Brexit

You're a faggot

>>36501222
He can prove it. Just make a short video of him saying "This is proof I've had sex for /britfeel/" and then putting HIS penis into a human female's vagina.

>>36500912
I'm assuming you mean Chavs. Yeah I read most of that but didn't finish it it was interesting reading about the Thatcher changes but he's always so bloody one sided its like talking to liberal uni mates about politics when you've all had a few. No input from the group he was writing about was there. Just read like a guilty middle class kid picking the easiest targets

>>36501234
Aren't most of the media libshits?

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Do unto others as you wish to be done to you.

>>36501252
I just want to say that you are my favourite poster.

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lets just meet up and have sex lads???
then we are all non virgins...

where the cute bois at??? ;;;;;;^^^^)))))

>>36501279
I do Jesus, but people still try and talk to me.

>>36501273
>liberal media
>in the uk
economically, at least, they're either ''centrist' or right wing

>>36501252
thought you where baiting

had me going for a second. well played.

If you vote Tory you might like this https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58b5eea28084c
Although perhaps they are too old for you, if you vote tory.

I'm not a tory voter as i'm a rational and well-informed human being and I liked this, though

What even is sex haha?

>>36501318
I'm literally not. If you want to make a claim prepare to have it challenged. If you can't prove it, then that is proof you're a liar.

>>36501326
it's a new mod for skyrim apparently

>>36501291
Sorry i dont like pedo tory voters...

although you're probably just a persona and not anything remotely like the person behind the screen

>>36501322
>I'm not a tory voter as i'm a rational and well-informed human being and I liked this, though
You're not winning anyone over by talking like that, lad.

>>36501291
Up for it desu

>>36501291
Nah apparently it has to be a penis in a vagina with no protection to count. Can have all the batty orgies you want and it won't count, still a virgin.

>>36501176
Because everybody can't live like you and still meet the needs of the people. Your lifestyle is on the back of decent hardworking human beings making sure you have food to eat and a place to sleep. What do you even do for a living?

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>fourth result on images is shoes
You fucking wierdos. Speaking as a footfag myself, I couldn't bare to fap to the wicked witch

>>36501380
>wicked witch
she hasn't even done anything

>>36501378
>What do you even do for a living?
Lie.

>>36500608
>why do you think the tories are the only party of actually leading a country? labour gave birth to the NHS, minimum wage and workers rights

Jezza Corbyn ain't no Tony Blair or Clement Attlee. Don't kid yourself.

>>36501395
>he believes this
>in the current year
CURRENT YEAR!!!

>>36501340
I'd wager you've had sex too

>>36500608
>why do you think the tories are the only party of actually leading a country? labour gave birth to the NHS, minimum wage and workers rights, education quality improvements for those who can't afford private schools..

They did this in the past, I'm just basing my opinions on how the parties are as of today.

I would really like to see some kind of libertrarian style party but 2bh it's come down to which party is least likely to destroy the UK (out of Tories and Labour, other parties are irrelevant), and it's Tories by a long shot.

I think all Socialism tries to achieve is trying to artificially speed up living conditions that capitalism will do naturally (but slowly) by itself. But obviously increasing state power is always a no-no

>>36501355
The only thing that wins over a tory is money. There's already been plenty of strong arguments against them here, and none for them. I don't have anyone to win over.

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Can we all appreciate how good an album Flood is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-tQSFQ-ESY

>>36501270
yeah, the chavs one. i mainly read it for a uni assignment. i agree lad. he is very one sided. i could tell he didnt understand the problems very well. people are called chavs in working class areas but he always goes on about how its only middle class and high class people who say it to facilitate a stereotype of the working class.

>>36501422
I thought you were talking about this desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td-v6vG2Xhs

Ive had sex. I don't care if people think I am a virgin

>>36501404
Yeah and I'm fucking happy he's not a Tony Blair. He didn't exactly do anything to reverse the Tory shitshow Thatcher reigned over. And he took us on a stupid ass war as bitches to USA

>>36501422
those album colours
UKIP sleeper agents, the lot of them

>>36501421
Only a liberal deals in absolutes.

Kidding. I'd argue with you but I haven't done my research yet, though I will before I vote.

Does the party my country councillor belong to matter? There's an election for mine soon.

>>36501416
Labour wants a higher minimum wage and renationalising of industries. That's the current party. It's not so much different from the Labour examples I gave which you missed as "of the past"

>>36501464
I think its more a case of it being something else to add to a list that sets themselves apart.

>>36501422
>>36501448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZDstZ1-EAI

Assumed he was talking about this desu

>>36501500
if the minimum wage is made higher, will the pay be lowered for higher paid jobs?

>>36501416
How are the only party trying to sell of the NHS the party least likely to destroy the UK? Selling off the NHS seems the largest threat to the country.

There's no actual arguments for Conservatives here but "im rational so i vote tory" or "torys wont destroy up the uk" how will they not? why wont they? who will, and why? Tory voters love lazy thinking as they're stupid voters. They believe the Mainstream media and their parents as gospel and actually doesn't do research on economics. Austerity has failed us, and it always going to be, Austerity has been class warfare, and the national debt has increased a huge amount, thrice that of the previous labour government. They are litteraly destroying our country

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How long has /britpol/ been on r9k?

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This roastie makes me want to fucking cry. She's funny and everything. Reeeee why am I going to die alone.

>>36501644
well there is an election soon, i think it is only fair.

>>36501500
>Labour wants a higher minimum wage and renationalising of industries.

Renationalising the train industries might be a good idea, as that is always going to be a natural monopoly. However I have never had a huge problem with how the train's run, but the only reason to renationalise it would be to prevent the monopolies from raising the price more than the rate of inflation, which just isn't worth it 2bh

Minimum wages are the reason this country is overrun by immigrants and is a horrible policy. I can't remember exactly what number Corbyn wanted the minimum wage to be (I think something like 10 pound an hour) but it just shows the glaring fact that he has never worked a day of his life in any private sector job.

>>36501246
No , none of those assumptions about me are true. You really are stupid. I wasn't even talking about Brexit, you dimwit.

>>36501644
Since day one, frogposter. Considering britfeel was created by brit/pol/ refugees from the original exodus.

I was dressed as my waifu during my first sexual experience.

>>36501682

So you don't want higher wages because other's will get them too?

Well Corbyn will respect the people's decision on Brexit and that should help with the immigration issue, and then we can have our cake too with better wages.

>>36501757
No you weren't virgin

>>36501614
Did you read anything I said? Do you really believe Corbyn can deliver on his ridiculous promises?

I told you why I don't want him in power, he wants to enlarge the state and this is always bad. Tories are just a continuation of the past decade (almost) and they have been fine. For me, anyway.

>>36501757
did you take it like a real boi?


>tfw no Korean gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ4L2KchMrQ

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>>36500351
quick pit stop then it's back to rocket league
stuffing waffles down muh throat, can't wait for my waffle maker to come so can get back to making em fresh

>>36501793
>Tories are just a continuation of the past decade (almost) and they have been fine. For me, anyway.

are you middle class?

>>36501793
>this is always bad
>fine. For me

>>36501815
are you still getting angry over it

>>36501668
she's just your average roastie. They're a dime a dozen. Half the population is female. They're not rare at all. The only thing holding you back are your insecurities.

I'm drunk in a Travelodge in Birmingham need weed anyone

>>36501794
We just sort of jerked each other off

>>36501757
tell us more lad

>>36501773
>So you don't want higher wages because other's will get them too?

Well, I don't know if you're trolling at this point or you're someone that has just gotten into politics, but if it's the latter you obviously have zero understanding of economics.

This should help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca8Z__o52sk

>>36501858
>The only thing holding you back are your insecurities
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>36501878
How does one sort of jerk a dude off? We already know you're gay, stop behaving like a faggot.

>>36501757
Mado poster? or Sakurako poster maybe

>>36501757
Going to require proof of your claim lad.

>>36501710
>No , none of those assumptions about me are true. You really are stupid. I wasn't even talking about Brexit, you dimwit.

Nice bait

>>36501858
>. The only thing holding you back are your insecurities.

could you please provide proof for this claim of yours

thank you

>>36501773
>So you don't want higher wages because other's will get them too?

I'm not sure if it's lack of reading comprehension or just ignorance but this post is so retarded it hurts me.

>>36501849
yeah
nearly had a moment earlier on, but it's okay with my new xbone remote I got a 3 yr reee proof warranty so i'm covered

>>36501873
Pls ill even give you money

>>36501821
Kind of, I'd say I'm working class but my mum leaped up the socio-economic ladder when she divorced my step dad and kept the house

But as I said, the main reason I dislike Corbyn is because he wants increased state power, which is always bad.

>>36501824
Are you trying to insinuate I was baneposting?

>>36501873
could you please provide proof? if not, you're lying

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Bit weird lads. I never noticed last thread two threads were made at the same time but the thread hadn't hit bump limit

>>36501972
I think it's lack of understanding what I said

>>36502024
>But as I said, the main reason I dislike Corbyn is because he wants increased state power

in what sense does he want to increase state power, does he want to have more management over corporations?

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>>36501994
>pay be to smoke your erb
If only my grandfarther didn't escape that shithole years ago
>>36502024
People like you are certainly the bane of my existence.

Just submitting my dissertation lads, what do now?

>>36502091
come give daddy a kiss baby boi

>>36502091
Start tying the noose.

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>>36501993
I don't even play on my own, I get extremely angry cause I'm having to put up with random peoples bullshit and sarcastic comments

in 6000 or so hours of dota i've smashed a monitor, two headsets, two keyboards, 3 mice and put a hole in my door and some on my walls. Don't really play it anymore but regret I wasted so much time playing something that made me so angry.

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>>36502032
This is view from room

>>36501399
Salesman or lawyer? Well, doesn't matter. There's nothing wrong with your lifestyle, my point is just everyone can't live like that.

>>36502091
I remember submitting mine. it's such an empty feeling. You've had so little time to yourself for so long and so much stress. And then suddenly that evaporates and you have all the time in the world and no purpose.

Get drunk and enjoy that you can.

>>36502091
Post the evidence that you really did just hand in your dissertation of course.

What constitutes a mental breakdown lads?

>>36502140
No I was just saying he was full of shit.

>>36502059
Re natonalising the train industry. Probably just one among other things. More government regulation. Never works out well, no matter how well-intentioned a politician may be.

>>36502078
>People like you are certainly the bane of my existence.

I understand that you probably like Corbyn because he wants to help all the poor people out, but there has never been a socialist utopia and there never will be, as history has shown.

>>36502190
But it will work this time! Because we're special!

>>36502190
>but there has never been a socialist utopia and there never will be

Heh he doesn't believe in the North Korea Utopia

>>36502190
do you know how much corruption occurs because corporations are not regulated at all? globalists have way too much power now because they are not regulated

i suggest reading the book democracy incorporated, if you are unaware

>>36502169
Idk 2bh. I think you just know it when you have one.

I think I had one when I was getting shitfaced everyday, and I used to cry like a little bitch for hours. and obviously I felt like killing myself. I made preperations but didn't go through with it, thankfully.

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>Just got the date to finalise my Army application
Who here WW3?

>>36502190
>t, but there has never been a socialist utopia and there never will be, as history has shown.

when the planet become automated because of technology advances, there will be a socialist utopia. pretty much all the problems we have are because we need stupid people to produce resources and this wont be a need when we have machines

>>36502302
Hope you don't die sweetie xoxo

>>36502344
I'll probably die just doing the run.

>>36502265
>do you know how much corruption occurs because corporations are not regulated at all?

What would you rather, corruption that can take place because of good lawyers or corruption that can take place because the government controls the army?

When the state centralises power, they can maintain that power with a literal fucking army. This will always be worse than a few fat cats bribing each other in London.

>>36502128
I don't mind playing on my own that dropshot thingys great on there just jump on a 3v3.
I won't do 1v1 because I know what i'll get like.
MW2 was the most expensive game I played, 40" tv, 3 controls 1 xbox I gave up on headsets after the 2nd
I did fucking love it though

got that feeling that I'm not going to sleep tonight

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>>36502433
No sleep is a beautiful thing lad. We've already had an hour without that chinky motherfucker, imagine how many more we've got to look foreward to.

>>36502302
I don't really have any loyalty to the crown desu. I'd avoid the draft and wait to be erased by nuclear fire.

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>>36501353
I'm an intelligent person, i know that :)
>>36501356
pls be hampshire.
>>36502091
play vidya and wank
>>36502128
I was like that with sc2 but i guess i got into a better place mentally.

also legit calm it with the uninformed politics stuff lads its complicated you know.

>>36502487
Don't Jynx it

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Only have one child

>>36502511
>I don't really have any loyalty to the crown desu.
Is that because of the facts she's a Windsor?

>>36502328
Yeah, keep dreaming buddy.

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>>36502487
It's time for Reliant Robins

Just tried reddit for the first time in years. Its not good lads. Not good at all

>>36502363
>corruption that can take place because the government controls the army?

that is why we have safety nets to prevent corruption on that level. the government cant just bribe people with the army, they are still subjected to the rule of law. and im not suggest the complete nationalization of corporations, what i am suggesting is slight government regulation.

with out regulation, and a monopoly, corperations can centralize power through propaganda, business politicians, arms deals etc.

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>>36502545
>>36502517
>>36502487
>>36502566
sheeiiit
it was a good run team

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>>36502487
Xi is asleep

Post trucks

>>36502111
Rather not lad
>>36502127
Already tied
>>36502152
Sounds like a plan, will do lad
>>36502160
What can I post?
>>36502516
Even better than >>36502152

>>36502426
>>36502516
I don't know, I don't mind 1v1 games desu cause its always your fault if you lose. Team games are much much worse,

I was quite shit at sc2 though (was mostly at gold/plat). I want a good and alive 1v1 game but I don't know if any quite exist, only fighting games and I can't be arsed getting involed in them

>>36502565
that isnt an argument, lad. we will have a completely different economy when the world is automated.

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>non-intrusive
>interacts meaningfully with his fellow robots
>qt grill
is Sophie posting the best posting on britfeel? Quite possibly.

>>36502606
Sc1 has been released for free lad. Get into that

>>36502516
One county over, in Dorset.

>>36502579
>that is why we have safety nets to prevent corruption on that level.

Cool. I'm really glad that there is a guarantee that there is a safety net to this when some dictatorial guy comes in after socialism is in place when he comes in. Makes me feel really safe desu. Just like the 'kulaks' in the Soviet Union. Thanks anon, you really convinced me.

>>36502620
>Sophie posting
What?

>>36502569
But they're so smart, enlightened and informed! Nothing like the rest of the internet!

>>36502622
I know, I downloaded it but i'll probably get raped at it. Maybe when they release the remaster an influx of equally shite people will be online

>>36502650
lol it isnt that easy to turn the country into a dictatorship

you're exaggerating the amount of power the prime minister has

>>36502652
My biggest problem is that if you say something people don't agree with, there's never really any opportunity for back and forth dialogue, you just get dismissed and down voted. Its like being shushed, and shushing is the worst thing you can ever do to someone. I'd rather be called a cunt, cuck, batty boy than be downvoted.

They also lack a sense of irony.

>>36501472
Blair is the only labour leader since 1974 to win in a general election. It was also Blair's government that introduced the minimum wage.

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>>36500181
Post your favorite Robins, lads

>>36502734
they are proper normiesm not 4chan normies. and proper normies are often fucking stupid. at least on here people will actually be called out if they are being retarded.

>>36502710
>lol it isnt that easy to turn the country into a dictatorship

That's why I think Corbyn would have a really hard time putting any of his policies into place

Nonetheless, I really don't want him in power, because of the implications

>>36502766
Are robins the potatotes of cars? Think about it. A downy is missing chromasones, a robbin is missing wheels. It just makes sense.

>>36502793
A downy has an extra chromosome you dummy

>>36502806
>tfw you find out that you have it
you were supposed to break it to me gently, anon.

>>36501498
No, completely ignore the counsellors' party because it doesn't matter, just vote for whichever one is the best

>>36502606
yeah but if you're shit then you've team mates to help you out. thanks for helping me out earlier btw
i'm off to go get some practice in I reckon.

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one more book to siphon some hot fresh quotes out of, then i can thread them together and get my dissertation done and dusted

i hate uni lads i hate it i hate IT

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good day lads. some of you shitposters are alright

Considering getting an Aneros, a Tenga and getting right into real degenerate wanking methods.

The only problem is that I'll make it a habbit and before long I'll be unable to cum from just my hand.

>>36502825
I'll break you in gently lad :^)

Little spider just ran across my screen and I squished it and made a right mess

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Darmok and Jalad at the asda

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Fuck you Brandon
orignialmonk

>>36502927
Leave it there as a warning to other spiders.

>>36502976
My walls are already full of spider guts though, doesn't seem to deter them, stupid cunts

>>36502893
>them knees

Dropped.

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>>36503000
I have an agreement with this one. I dont kill him and he doesn't come out from behind the picture.

Thank god for britfeel lads. If it wasn't for this i'd probably end up going on the rest of r9k and turn more retarded. Feel like we're protected here by forced memes that stop anyone else coming here.

>>36503000
>My walls are already full of spider guts though

why dont you clean your walls?

>>36502944
Sales with arms open

>>36503098
I don't really want to go near my walls or touch them, they're a bit manky

>>36503093
Don't encourage that shit, things were perfectly fine before them.

>>36503132
>they're a bit manky

yeah but they wont be if you clean them bro

>>36503141
>things were perfectly fine before them.

could you please prove this claim or you're just making up lies

thank you

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>>36503149
they're crumbling and all wierd, I just leave it be

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>Drunk guy staggers into the surgery
>Wants me to give him help going teetotal
>Give him a lethal dose instead

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>>36503141
Its already too late

X

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>>36503093
One of the lads here stopped me from taking meme pills that probably would have done more harm than good. I really am thankful for that lad, I hope he's doing well.

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>OAP slowly walks in
>Evidently a hypochondriac
>Wants me to give her penicillin
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>36503179
bro.. that looks so bad. i think you need to move out when you get the money.

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Thoughts lads?
Wobbly wibbly now then now then

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>47 year old bloke comes into the office
>Starts complaining about his back
>Wants a sick note for work
>Gets a lethal dose of morphine

>>36503213
What did he say? Could have been me

>>36503213
People from britfeel have just shilled meme pills to me
>>36503224
Maybe one day, I keep running into a mouse on the stairs outside too.

>>36503093
/britfeel/ certainly is special. I just wish people would stop posting about politics, it's completely UNcomfy desu. The problem is that one guy'll post something baity and a bunch of people will reply the they all get into their own arguments an the thread turns to shit pretty quick. The solution is to not even acknowledge the politics posts, even if you have something to say on the matter; it just makes it worse and there's no point because no one's going to change their mind anyway.

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>91 year old gent has booked an appointment
>Worried about falling ill over winter
>Wants me to give him a flu jab
>Give him a morphine jab instead

>>36503244
really got my noggin bogglin'

reckon I agree, got nothing against the benders myself tbqh

>>36503282
Nothing makes me smile like a baitpost or tripfag with no replies.

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>tfw you can't think of a single person whose life you've improved in any way with your existence
only drained on people, why do i even bother living honestly

>Xi poster is spamming shipman now
How pathetic must this person be to focus their efforts on ruining one thread on a small board on an insignificant website that has no bearing on his life whatsoever

>>36503345
To remind them and punish them for their mistake. And to spite the society that rejected you.

any gash in here fellas? im from facey and im lookin for a fit bird to take around

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>34 year old wannabe bus driver comes in
>Needs to be confirmed fit to drive
>Wants me to give him a medical certificate
>Give him a death certificate instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cJ-k5lkoko
what a fucking beast

>>36503345
Same lad, I don't think I've improved anyone else's life

But that's ok because fuck normies, I don't want to improve their lives

>>36503278
>I keep running into a mouse on the stairs outside too.

sounds spooky

>>36503380
it's nobody's fault except my own that i'm fucked up emotionally and can't maintain any sort of life at all

>>36503396
You won't be taking me around with grammar like that, sweetie.

>>36503443
Fair enough lad. Not sure what to tell you then.

>>36503179
I either hope you're trolling or don't pay too much to rent that shithole out

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>Surgery cleaner comes into my office
>Wants me to give her a week off
>Give her a p45 instead

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>>36503224
>>36503278
to add to that I don't even know how to move out, I've been on bennies for 8 years and I don't think i'm eligible for housing benefits or they expect you to share or whatever.

If I had a good enough paying job I'd maybe take matters into my own hands but I'm just retarded and don't know how anything works

>>36503345
>>36503431
I don't think you have an obligation to improve other peoples lives, people should be improving themselves and not relying on others. If you really feel the need to not be a drain to feel better about yourself just volunteer to a charity

>>36503475
Not trolling and its not rented

My mum saw a sexy kev photo on my desktop and now thinks im gay. thanks a lot britfeel

>>36503431
The hate will consume you.

>>36503461
ya what you havent arf got some cheeck you girl. whats wrong with me grammar? you sound way too posh for me girl woulda fucked you good aswell

>>36503492
What are you on bennies for lad? I've probably seen you answer this before but my memory is shit.

>>36503492
>If I had a good enough paying job I'd maybe take matters into my own hands but I'm just retarded and don't know how anything works

me too. fortunately i have a good mum that helps me out with a lot of stuff like this.

i think there should be some help somewhere for you. maybe try looking online or something.

>>36503260
I can't find the exact post in the archive, but some middle aged woman gave me Gabapentin, and that anon said it was overprescribed and the company marketed it as a cure all and there was a legal case or something.
Turned out it should only really be used for seizures.

shipman. sexy kev and len need to team up and defeat the forced memesters

Now Xiposting is dead, what's the next big meme guys?

>>36503522
Nah I don't think it will, I'm not really hateful. I just don't really care about contributing to society. I don't feel like I have any obligation or moral duty to help others

>>36503579

>Sexy kev
>Not a forced meme

>Shipman
>Not a forced meme

>>36503579
truck boys, reliant robin and xi are led by the dark frog and can't be stopped now

>>36503579
Sexy Kev can lure them to a canal, filled with morphine by Shipman. Kev will then distrac them while Len emerges from the shadows and pushes them into the morphine canal.

>>36503579
But they are the forced memesters though

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>>36503590
Milk Cat 15

I work in the co-op ama

>>36500181
>back then
>edgy but at least I didn't care what anyone thought
>happy being alone

post anxiety
>scared to offend anyone
>panic attacks when i've spent more than 2-3 days without human contact

my young self would be so disappointed
I should just kill myself

>>36503563
I actually don't know, anxiety, autism something like that. I never wanted to be on them so I've always sort of ignored it and let someone else fill forms for me and stuff. I was a shut in for a great deal of the time i've been on them so its not as if I'm just abusing the system. I'm actively trying to improve myself and fix my problems to a point and get into working/education on my own so I'm already above the scummy claimaints you see on channel5

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I've got a fresh new meme, the empty plate

When someone is hungry, or a poorfag and can't afford food, we say "This plate is your fate" implying they won't be able to have food.

If something thinks they are even close to losing their job "This plate is your fate"

Anon tries to go to Tesco, only to find it's shut "This plate is your fate"

justeat website is down, "This plate is your fate"

>>36503406
>Xiposting is dead
>the self-aware britfeelers calling out the forced memes have quietened down
>now it's time to do the same old gay meme as if nothing has happened over the past week

You are absolute homosex anon

Fucking hell lads, just cooked myself a nice casserole, dropped the dish and it smashed all over the kitchen floor.

>>36503664
Do you work.in Derby?

Was thinking to go to a co op to get booze and food

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>>36503712
This plate is your meme's fate

>>36503684
Nah you're a scummy claimant m8, you should be allowed to die off

>make a joke in the twitch chat
>get banned for being "racist"
Fucking hate people

>>36503684
I'm in the same boat lad. I hope you make it.

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>>36503749

This plate is your fate

>>36503758
you ever suffered from anxiety lad?

>>36503664
Hope you don't work in my local because they're all pakis and pajeets and we don't want that kind here

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>>36503749
you absolute fucking IDIOT. YOU BLOODY MORON. PICK IT UP AND EAT YOU FUCKING ANIMAL

>>36503758
I can't disagree with you, I've often said I wouldn't complain if they came and forced me into a labour camp, at least I'd have something to do honestly.

Is justeat working for anyone else? might just be my internet connection