>literal autist
>manlet
>robot-tier
and yet /sp/ is going apeshit over him right now, his wife is a 10/10, and he's overwhelmingly wealthy. What the fuck is your excuse?
Very simple. He's lucky.
>>36499951
don't bully messy fgt
>>36499951
How is he holding that shirt up with one hand?
Because unlike robots he's the best at what he does
>>36500068
>implying laws of physics affect the GOAT
>>36499951
because i cant play football like a god.
>>36499951
wasnt born in a barrio
>>36499951
>watching sports
You have to go back normo >>>/sp/
>>36499951
Because yeah he's autistic but he's autistically good at soccer. Robots are just autistic. As such, he is not one of us.
>>36499951
>the best at sports since he was a kid
>robot-tier
something is not right
>>36500778
Normalshits keep misusing that word anon.
>>36500068
he exists outside our realm
>mfw messi fused with the cum rift
Messi transcends the laws of human nature. He is a God among men.
>>36501329
Messi isn't God, that would be Maradona
>>36500705
Argentina is very different to Mexico.
messi in argentinia is SHIT , while Ronaldo god mode takes portual all the way .
ronaldo has a bigger burden on his shoulder , messi just gets the ball in front of the goal .
>>36502631
Messi and his friends are shit.
God damn, a fucking half dozen of cones would be a better than most of his team.