>when he listens to music, he likes to imagine hes the

Actually, i imagine that i'm the drummer or bass guitarist

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>he likes to imagine he's in front of a crowd discussing his political opinions and the crowd regularly cheers and agrees

No I imagine myself as a DJ if it's electronic music or guitarist if it's rock/metal, I'm not a good singer at all and I was embarrassed by my teacher (who is fortunately dead) publicly for it.

>>36538205
that actually is funny

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>he pretends that people would be impressed with his skills at that one game hes good at

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>he likes to hold mock conversations in his head where hes the funny and interesting one

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>when hes driving, he looks out the window and likes to imagine himself running really fast and jumping over obstacles

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>before he talks to people, he actually has to practice what hes going to say

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>he watches Lets Players and imagines hanging out with them and playing games

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>when he sees an online video online of someone getting bullied, he imagines himself stepping in and being the hero

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>he likes to imagine befriending a pretty and insecure girl and that friendship turns into a romantic relationship

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>he regularly imagines himself as a character in his favorite tv shows and anime

>OP likes to imagine that people will find his thread funny & entertaining if he keeps shamelessly self-bumping

>>36538171
Everyone does this, OP. Why do you think all of the musicians teens listen to are attractive barely-older teens and young adults? They're avatars for the fantasies of their listeners, stupid. Please explain why any girl would have given a fuck about Hannah Montana if not for that. They certainly didn't like her for the brilliant music.

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>he watches girl gamers on twitch and imagines they are his girlfriend

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>he messaged me on facebook last week
>I still haven't replied

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>>36539611
>he watches ASMR "girlfriend" roleplays

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>>36538171
>he listens to his own music in which he is the singer and imagines he is the singer on stage
>later actually is the singer on stage

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>he imagines himself being rich enough to take his crush around the world, buy her nice things, and eventually seduce her

>>36538287
>>36539956
Please make it stop. Make the truth stop.

>>36539956
This is really fucking me up.

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>>36539956
>didn't know that's a thing
>look it up
>feel instantly depressed
>will probably watch in bed later

Eggy I'm coming

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>he pretends he's being watched by a crowd comprised of his family and friends like some sort of reality show and they're all amazed at the mundane everyday things he does and the music he listens to.

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>>36540036
Transcend from your porn-watching stupor anon and follow the path of simulating intimate connections with real people and not just lifeless sexual objects.

>>36538171
These girls look obnoxious and disloyal. Who would want to date someone like that? Find a better quality girlfriend and ignore these rude golddigging whores. There are plenty of non-fat women who aren't completely insufferable.

>>36540068
I don't even watch porn, I'm not motivated enough

>he forces his choice of music to others believing it will make him relevant in his community but he ends up shooting himself in the head with a shotgun

>>36540086
You are on the righteous path Anon.
Soon you will know the hidden pleasures of 3D.

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>>36538171
>>36538205
>>36538245
>>36538287
>tfw you do all of these things

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>>36538171
>he emulates mannerisms of anime characters

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>he likes to pretend hes a famous inventor/scientist who everyone loves

>he likes to look at IG sluts, pretend they're his gf, and imagine how happy his parents would be and how impressed his friends are

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>he imagines he recorded his favourite album as he listens to it, and wonders how different his life would be if it was true

>>36538245
>>36538287
>>36540314
three strikes and I'm out out out

>>36538171
I don't, I use music as a soundtrack to my daydreams.

All this is too real. Stop it

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>He imagines himself going back in time to his high school years and singing songs that aren't released yet

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>he thinks that if he keeps preaching his redpill rhetoric online, girls will eventually agree with it, giving him a chance to get a gf

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>he pretends he can freeze time and instead of doing good, he just molests women

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>>36540715
>he pretends he can freeze time and instead of just molesting women he does good

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Nah, I only imagine someone convincing me that I'm not a piece of shit
But since I am one this will never happen

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>he imagines he has conversations with every single girl he likes, where he is funny and charming

oh wait thats me lol

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>he imagines when he looks down he's able t0 see his penis

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>>36540818
>>36540715
>he erases time and it just works

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>>36540846
>he imagines he kidnaps the girl he likes, chains her up in the basement, and uses her as a cumrag

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>when he masturbates, he cums with the girl to pretend they finished together

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>he imagines having sex
Yeah, that's me

>self shaming the thread

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>>36540962
*record scratch*
You may be wondering how I got myself into this mess.

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>he wins every argument inside his head and makes everyone look like fools

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>>36540036
>Eggy I'm coming
Tha fuck are you talking about? Eggman is alive and $pitting mad rhymez! He's just uploaded his Bill Nye diss track a couple hours ago.

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>he imagines his gf spamming him on social media and everyone liking and commenting on their relationship

It's a-me, feels man

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>>36538245
>>36538287
>>36538337
>>36540289
Oh shit, three years later I'm still acting like Sai from Naruto Shipudden, being the emotionless and formal psycho saying some insane shit without blinking an eye.
>>36540961
Fuck, I hate myself. Better off my pathetic existence before it becomes unbearable.

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>>36541622
Hell yeah, at least I got something.

>when he posts he imagines that people really liked his post, they just forgot to reply

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>he has a waifu, but he feels ashamed because he has a waifu

>>36538315
Hahaha you got me

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>when he sucks the big black dick

Is this the projection thread? There's no other way someone can be so accurate. It takes one to know how another one thinks.

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>when he watches something bad happen to a fictional character he likes, he imagines self-inserting himself into the scene to resolve it

>>36542652
>tfw you can see what the villains are doing and you imagine warning the protagonists

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>he imagines getting his book published, it selling really well, and then one day a qt from his class is reading the book and then someone calls out his given name and the qt says: "Hey the author of this book is also named anon!" and then she remembers his surname and then realises that he's the author, resulting in everyone admiring him

The most unrealistic part is her knowing my surname

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>he masturbates to pictures of girls he likes with porn sounds in the background

>>36538171
even worse, I imagine I'm the bassist.
I'm not even a lead character in my own fantasies.

>>36543492
>tfw I'm not even IN my own fantasies
I just imagine scenarios with made up people

>>36538171
>>36538205
>>36538287
If I suppress these fantasies will I become a normie? I literally think it's my brain compensating for lack of stimulus

>>36540068
Anna is great. I have to disagree with you though. I think if you abstain from jerking it AND this synthetic female attention then your brain will eventually force you out into the real world.

>>36543921
They're escapist fantasies. You like imagining that your ideas are praised and that you have value as a person.
If you drop these fantasies, it may motivate you to socialize more. However, if you're lazy, then dropping these fantasies will just make you more depressed.

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>>36538171
I was an active musician for a while. Nothing impressive, but my band had gigs.

I gotta tell you, reality is way better than fantasy in this case. Actually being on stage with an engaged crowd is the single thing that has ever brought me joy in this life.

And I got laid once.

>>36544130
>And I got laid once.
At the end of the day, that's what really counts.

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>>36545427
Playing the show was better is all I was saying. Even having had sex that one time, playing music was the only thing that has ever made me happy.

Maybe it would be different if I hadn't paid her to fucc me, but hey. That's life sometimes.

>>36545592
Oh, what a plot twist - it was a hooker all along. Don't worry, one night stands are overrated as shit because there's no worse feeling than wanting to be at the end of the world after you ejaculated, realizing how far you degraded yourself just to fuck a bimbo.

Glad you have a passion you're so ... passionate about, there aren't so many people like you out there!

>>36545890
Life sucks sometimes, but I keep getting out of bed in the morning, so there must be something pulling me forward

I'd actually like to know what is the fucking secrete to loving yourself as you are. I don't want to do these things without even realizing. Trying to be someone I'm not in my head so I can pretend Ihave value.
If there's a normie around here please just tell me how you love yourself.

>>36546195
The first step to loving yourself is just being yourself

>he imagines getting interviewed as a musician and people in the comment section saying he's such a cool guy

>>36546464
i think you're a cool guy, anon

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>>36538171
>He doesn't pretend to be Isaac Brock screaming half-lisped vocals in a funny accent whilst air guitaring.

bunch of plebs desu

>>36538171
I imagine Im driving
If I actually am driving then I don't really imagine anything

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>>36546464
This is probably what would happen, let's be honest.

>>36538337
nah senpai if I do this I tend to fuck it up even more

>>36538287
This shit hits too close to home

fug