If you're all virgins and lonely why don't you just

>>36680530
Well that would explain all the trap threads.

Calling all traps: post a headshot in this thread and we'll audition to be your bf. NO ROASTIES.

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>>36680530
I would do that, but nobody here is man enough to make me his slave submissive boy, so I don't want it.

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>>36680530
fuck off retard don't post my komori I posted in a thread thats still up. you haven't seen szs

>>36680530
1) Because some of us are heterosexual
2) Because most of us are despise casual sex
3) Because most of us are too retarded when things get real
4) Because there is another board for this purpose

No grill lives close by.

Everyone backs out at the last minute

>>36680631
but i am man enough anon, only if i can break character sometimes and use you as my body pillow at night

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>>36680530
Because there's nobody who is all of these:
1. sufficiently cute
2. sufficiently close
3. sufficiently socially retarded to not have a gf/bf yet

>>36680530
Because its hard to be submissive and cute when you're 6'3"
>too skinny and weak to attract women
>to tall to attract men
JUST

>>36680530
Because not everyone is a faggot like you are

>>36680530
>Affectionless sex cures loneliness

lol. If anything it makes you feel even worse. Those helped by it were never truly lonely in the first place.

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>>36680646
Kill you are self, you can't have a monopoly on pictures of a popular anime.

I hope you were at least there for the seven year stream.

Honest answer: No one on this boards wants anyone equally as undesirable as them.

>>36680530
ZETSUBOSHTA
Jk no thanks senpai I'd rather be single than fuck random people I don't know.

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>going outside for longer than a 10 minute booze run
>talking to "people" irl

i sincerely hope you fags dont do this

The majority of those who are virgins and lonely are men.

Half of the few virgin girls don't want anything to do with virgin guys. They want chad.

OK I give. Who wants to fuck? Or at least blowjobs.

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There are exactly zero cute robots in my state

Hell, you don't even have to be cute, you just have to wear womens underwear and cuddle with me on the couch

>>36680530
My boipucci isn't high value enough for any robots to be interested in claiming it

>>36681310
me, but only if you're cute and from central Europe

>>36680530
I would if any one would have me. I'd fuck them if they weren't fat or let them fuck me if they wanted.

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>>36680530
I am not opposed to this! If you're a trap in the UK who likes skinny boys and anime, and tolerates autistic NEET shit, I would probably be your bf.

>>36681613
I'm not a trap but I'm also a skinny boy in UK who likes anime and tolerates autistic neet shit. Is that OK?

>>36681613
>>36681670
Both of you have the potential to be a trap, for once in your life stop being lazy and shave your legs

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>>36681613
>>36681670
Please let this happen, it would make me very happy.

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Any vagina bearers on the east coast in this thread? Only girl I've ever loved dumped me. There is a gaping hole in my existence now please help.

>>36680530
because i'm fucking ugly, skinny, autistic and short
i'm pretty much a virgin stereotype

even when i fap and try to self-insert in the situation there's always this thought at the back of my mind reminding me how fucking stupid and unrealistic it all is because there's no way in hell i would ever have sex

>>36680530
That would make us not virgins, but probably not any less lonely. And probably just bitter and regretful.

>>36681109
Maria would never say that.

>>36681766
It's almost as if I'm not a roleplaying avatarfag.

>>36681700
I'm >>36681670 every day i shave everything I can that is socially acceptable, or that people don't see(face, crotch, butt). I'd shave everything else but then people I know would see and suspect I'm a fag

>>36681791
Shave everything you lazy fuck, you want a bf don't you? Isn't it worth being called a fag if you get some action out of it?

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I don't even care about sex, I just want to have an actual loving connection with someone. Someone I can feel happy around and share hobbies with, someone to support and who will support me.
Oh and cuddling

>>36681703
Me too but its almost 2:30am here and he hasn't replied yet. I need to go to sleep soon
>>36681834
There's no point shaving everything and being called a fag if I don't already have a bf. Obviously if in was about to meet up with a guy and fug, I'd shave everything and look my best

>>36680675

>wanting a girl

mate you're long past the point of choosing

>>36681844
what this guy said desu

had sex, didn't care for it, could do without it

>>36681844
Where do you live anon? I'd be more than willing to hang out if you'd like

>>36681670
Sorry anon, unless you are a proper trap it would probably be hard for me. I have a skinny male friend who I watch anime and sperg out with and I am not sexually attracted to him, although he is a little girly looking (less than me though).

>>36681700
I have considered this but I live with my parents and cannot do this without looking like a degenerate in front of them.

>>36681958
Southwestern US of A
I'd probably be too boring though

>>36682019
Aww shame
>tfw no UK skinny boy autist anime watching bf
The search goes on

>>36682038
That's too bad, I'm in the midwest. And I'm sure you're not as boring as you think! Besides, just watching tv or playing video games with someone else can be fun

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>ttffww nnoo bbff

>>36681109
this is the cutest flip ever

>>36682169
Dang that's unfortunate. Where in the Midwest are you from?

>>36682053
Sorry about that. You know, my friend and I even cuddled sometimes at uni so I'm not opposed to being a little intimate with guys, but I don't know how far I could take it. I find some femboys very hot but I don't want to lead you on.

>>36680530
Because people on r9k are ugly or just generally abysmal to talk to.

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>>36682309
I'm in Iowa, it's an absolute turd of a state and there aren't any cute boys here

>>36680530
I'm both
a) not that desperate
and
b) not a faggot

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>dude just fuck lmao
I don't want to just fuck somebody, I want a relationship that happens to involve fucking you heartless swine. Thatsaidifyou'reaqttrapinPAhitmeupinthisthreadbabyIliketoweargirl'sclothessometimestoo

Because i'm from Brazil, and there's no one in this fucking board even close to me. I'm on deep shit.

>>36682452
>be me
>have sex with someone I meet at a bar/party
>don't really enjoy it, just do it to have that few hours of cuddling and to sleep next to someone

It's so depressing I wish I could just have someone I get to know and have a real emotional connection with. I hookup with people to try to find someone I think I'll be closer too and not just have sex, but nowadays it doesn't seem like many people want to do that. It's sad

>>36682655
Yeah that's pretty much how I feel. I would've thought that's why a lot of guys got into the trap thing in the first place. I thought there'd be a sort of implied cuteness and unique innocence/naivety there that separates them from the urges of a regular guy or just run of the mill gay guys. I guess for a lot of them that exists and it doesn't have to be separate from sex - but a lot of times that only comes out and is obvious if it starts as a long distance relationship, which have their own problems. The closest I ever came to that innocent love was a long distance thing (that started as furfaggotry admittedly), but the distance was just too much and we knew we'd never see each other so it kinda ended naturally. There has to be a hope of meeting. I don't know, I don't have the formula, but I constantly find myself coming back to the scene to trying to stumble into something with no success. It's given me way more confidence since I actually get looked at in a positive sexual market value, but like shit at the same time.

>>36682828
>>36682655
Kill yourselves, normaIfags. You should fuck off from this board.

>>36682991
You don't have to be a normie to get sex from dudes if that's all you want anon

>>36683040
Fuck you degenerate, that you were even considered desirable means you cant relate to robots here. You don't have anything to do on this place.

>>36680530
I'd meet and fuck robots. But I'm a straight male.

You gayfriends and bi-friendss have no idea how simple you have it.

>>36683078
>that you were even considered desirable
Have you ever tried to get cock anon? Pretty sure you could do it fairly easily.

>>36681171
Real answer: its all dudes fembots are memes

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gay guys can't be robots for this exact reason

it's not fair

>>36683133
Yes, I am gay. You're a normalfag who should be banned. You can't relate to robothood at all.

>>36683235
Meant for >>36683133
Tbo
Tbo

>>36683116
>>36683198
You realize none of this ever happens right? People throw the idea out there like it could happen but we're still all gay kv robots.
Most of the gay people on here are prison gay and only want traps that look as good as 2d

>>36683235
>friendless since middle school virgin who sits around all day doing nothing with no passions whatsoever
>not a robot because some guy you talked to online said your cock looked nice
come on now