>finally booked an escort So long virgins, I hardly knew ya

>>36680283
how did you do it? i've been wanting to for a few years but the verification process freaks me out

>>36680283
you won't be able to get an erection and she'll laugh at you

>>36680283
Faggot, it doesn't count. Sure, you physically got your dick wet, congrats, but you didn't actually pull any of the social skill needed, you didn't earn it.

What's even more funny is that you'll lose your virginity to some used-up whore that could not give any less of a shit about you.

>>36680283
escort or not, it will make you weaker and damage your relationship with the Lord

Don't sweat it anon but remember 80 hhr 200fh only if she's hot.

>>36680377
Not true I friend from highschool just start end posting on backpage and she still semi functional.

>>36680283
you will regret that bro

Stop drinking energy drinks it make your dick flaccid and she will for sure laff at you.

>>36680283
youre going to wish you didnt do that

Don't do it bro you may just end up pay for it for life.

>>36680430
Still, OP can't ever brag about being a non-virgin until he actually loses it to rather his girl friend or someone he impressed using social skills.

I mean, shit, virginity itself is a social construct. The whole point isn't that you stuck it inside someone but that you were decent and nice enough that someone allowed you to.

>>36680583

>The whole point isn't that you stuck it inside someone but that you were decent and nice enough that someone allowed you to.

Nah it's

>The whole point isn't that you stuck it inside someone but that you were [SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE] enough that someone allowed you to.

ftfy.

But you're right in the fact that it's the IMPLICATIONS of being a non-virgin that people are more concerned with. Even if they don't know how to express that. Or they lie and pretend it has to do with personality and not looks.

>>36680283
just buy an onahole bro

>>36680283
Good luck OP. Recommend you go nofap for awhile as you may have performance anxiety.

>>36680310
Its worth it once you go through it.
Also some girls don't even screen so you could try your luck.

>>36680450
>>36680511
Sure is samefag in here.

>>36680511
>>36680450
Male virginity has no value, so there is no problem having an escort over for your first time.

>>36680663
How do you explain all the 3/10 dudes walking around with gfs?

Stop trying to make it seem like your failures are not your own fault.

>>36680283
I remember when I lost my virginity and realized sex changes nothing. You finally get laid after all these years, it's just alright, and you end up the same, bitter, sour, dour, mean, pessimist you've always been.

Time for suicides.

>>36682616
That you lost it at all means you aren't meant for this place. I hope you do kill yourself so that there's less normalfags polluting the place.

>>36680283
won't change a goddamn thing. Enjoy continuing your shitty life. An orgasm sure as hell won't take you out of it