Damn those effective Wendy's shills. I ended up getting

honestly i'm feeling an urge to get a frosty from wendy's and i haven't felt like that in years and years

i expect porno logos will be the norm in the future of advertising

>>36704666
I'm feeling the urge to put a vanilla frosty up my ass and lap out the melted liquid

>raided the dollar menu friday and got a 4 for 4 and a frosty yesterday and fapped to Wendy a couple times this weekend
God damn marketers

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>>36704612
>tfw you will never have a hot readhead riding your dick while eating a baconator

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>go to Wendy's today
>service is surprisingly excellent
>get home and open bag
>find this in it

Great fast food chain or greatest fast food chain?

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what the fuck kind of market strategy is this and why is it so effective ?

????

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>>36704612
Fuck Wendy's!

>>36704829
Carl's Jr did this for years, bikini chicks and goopy fits a plenty.

Wendy's is ahead of the curve by dropping sas, Lewds and memes.

>>36704612
>fapped to fat wendy already
Wew that fetish art came quicker than expected

I had fucking awful service last time i was there 2 years ago. Waited like 20 minutes just to get a shitty burger with fucking MAYO on it

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>>36704754
OP here. I got the 4 for 4 with a double stack and strawberry Powerade, along with a crispy chicken sandwich. I remember doing a taste test vs McDonald's a few years back, and their burgers were pretty much identical(this was before Wendy's made their beef patties bigger). But the Wendy's crispy chicken sandwich is definitely better than the bland, shitty McChicken.

>>36704885
there must have been a fucking genius behind this shit

>be CEO of Wendy's
>ask marketing team how they're doing
>bunch of shitposts and memes in normieville
>but second half of marketing team is souly dedicated to drawing Wendy's r34
>every fetish included
>pulling in all sorts of people
>???
>profit

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>>36704930
>He doesn't think MAYO is the most superior condiment in existence

Fucking cuck

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Just finished my 4 for 4 plus the extra chicken sandwich. Fuck, I shouldn't have done that. No wonder this country is riddled with obesity and other health problems. I actually got this meal over a frozen package of shelled apple snails at the Asian grocery store. Wendy's was a better deal calorie-wise, as package of snails was the same price at $5, but I could've gotten exotic and weird, maybe made some bastardized escargot or pasta dish.

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>will never feed Wendy 10 burgers before fucking her fat ass
Time for a drive

>>36704612
I always liked wendy's

>>36705085
>wanting to lick up the condiment that most resembles semen

You're the cuck, cuck.

>tfw no Wendies in third world country

;_:

>>36704612
I want a smug Wendy to bully me

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>>36705188
They deliver Wendy's by motorcycle in the Philippines, a third world country.

>>36705290
>tfw no snarky Wendy to laugh at me and tell me my sex sucks

>>36704612
I fell for it. I got a number 3.
It was good.

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>tfw no wendys in mother russia

Hey at least we do have a gourmet range of burgers to eat in our golden land cruisers, right?


WHY AM I THE SLAVKEK

>>36705188
Lots of third world countries have Wendy's anon.

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>tfw you will never give Wendy your special sauce

>>36705549
Sometimes I wish I was a Slav
Then I don't
No Wendy's 4 u

>>36705297
I was going to reply and mention how I ate lots of Wendy's in the Philippines. They were expanding to lots of different cities in the last two years I lived there. Most fast food chains have that type of delivery in Manila but where I lived only McDonald's, KFC and jollibee had it. Burger King and Wendy's were in malls and those locations don't usually deliver.

Think of your grandmother vomiting in your food when you're at wendys.

Grannypuke
Grannypuke
Grannypuke

You will not think of grannypuke in your wendys meal.

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>>36705634

Why would you wanna be a slav? Its like being a nigger, but there's always rich people around you to mock your poorfag existance. In moscow/s
Pete at least, most of the other cities are absolute africa-tier lifestyle.

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>>36704612
I fell for the little caesars meme yesterday because of the little caesars thread on r9k. I drove to a little caesars and pulled up to the window, which actually was a 'pick up' window and not a 'drive-through' window, so with egg on my face I had to walk inside for a Hot and Ready Pizza and maybe some "crazy" bread.

There were no little caesar's employees employees there to take my order. Memed again...

>>36704612
What exactly is going on with wendy? Why do I keep seeing threads like this?

>>36704612
>weighed 113.4
>got a double baconator
>shot up to fucking 118.7
Fuck you, cunt

>>36705816
Damn anon. Your local one must suck. I got one after work and got in and out in minutes. I'm about to microwave up this leftover slice while I watch the Tigers game. RIP Mr. I

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>>36705903
Forgot to attach pic. One day old but it's still alright.

Remember to not think about your grandmother puking in your wendy's meal.

Grannypuke
Grannypuke
Grannypuke

You won't think of grannypuke in your wendys meal.

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>>36705952
>bite into my double stack
>think of grannypuke
>bite into my double stack again
>still delicious

nice try, cuck!!!

>>36705694
I like playing stalker and the idea of being gopnik
I don't really want to live in Russia, I'd rather just shoot people and steal stuff and get drunk

>>36705982
You're supposed to NOT think of grannypuke in your wendys meal and in your soda and fries and the smell lingering in your clothing.

Got it?

Do NOT think of grannypuke.

Don't associate grannypuke with wendys.

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>waifu grid thread on /co/
>get shit because of some of my choices, including Wendy (previous logo though, and before all the fanart and tweets and r34.)
>present day
>all this Wendy's shit
I was fucking on to something. I liked her before it was cool, dammit.

>>36705850
Their undercover ad campaign is to make Wendy's into a lewd/hentai icon

>>36706058
>>36704612
>>36705297
>>36705610
God I bet she can take a mean dick

>>36706024

Mlyaa, ya masleenu poimal

Don't think of your grandmother puking in your wendys meal at all.

Do not associate wendys with grannypuke.

Do not remember grannypuke in line at wendys.

Grannypuke is not associated with wendys.

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>>36705903
it's across from a strip club called Rhonda's, has a drive-through that isn't actually a drive-through, and also when you go there during business hours sometimes there are no employees inside so all you can do is look at the hot and ready pizzas with hungry eyes. I'll go back later when the employees aren't hitting dabs in the freezer.

>>36704612
No, because everytime I goto Wendy's I end up with diarrhea. There's about 4 Wendy's near me and not a single one of them has ever had decent food - and one of them is recently remodeled with a fancy Coke Remix machine and everything

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>>36704612
>tfw there is no Wendy's where I live

>>36706075
Any proof of this? Seems like trolling to me

Remember to not think about your grandmother puking in your wendys meal when you're standing in line at wendys.

Wendys is not associated with your grandmother puking in your food.

Do not associated grannypuke and wendys food and fries.

>>36706087
Catch this, cocksuckr

>>36706167
Mine is across from the supermarket I work at. All the girls that work there are cute as fuck. Hot and ready isn't that great of pizza so don't get your expectations too high. What they brag about, being voted the best value for your money in America, is very true though. The cheese is fucking delicious too, make sure to focus on it a bit when you eat it. Rest is meh but it's a full sized pizza for the price of a normal fast food value meal. When I'm starving and don't want to eat some shitty cheeseburger it's always welcome.

>>36706167
>walk in
>see no employees
>say "I really want this pizza and want to pay for it, but if no one's here I'm going to take it and leave, is that cool"
>wait for response
>if someone shows up pay, if not take it and leave

>>36706179
It's really obvious
They did it pretty clever making it seem like it was our choice to lewd her
Thy would've denounced it and probably sued someone already if this wasn't their plan

Remember to not think about your grandmother puking in your food in line at wendys.

Wendys workers wouldn't let your grandmother puke in your food.

Wendys is not associated with grannypuke.

Do not eat wendys and you're eating grannypuke at the same time.

Wendys is not associated with grannypuke.

>>36704612

>want to shill Wendy's
>all the food is freaking expensive

it's effective with Little Ceasar's, Jack in the box, and Taco Bell because their food is at least affordable and the dollar menu is actually a dollar.

>>36706319
But anon that's my fetish. I want to eat up her Wendy's hamburger puke while Wendy watches. That's why eating a baconator is a very sexual experience for me.

>>36704999
Oh nice trips, reverse satan!

>>36706351
The 4 for 4 meal is one of the best fast food values out there anon and even includes a delicious freshly made never frozen double stack, what do you mean it's to expensive?

Fuck Wendy's, I want to spread Grandy's like a grilled cheese sandwich and go to town on that puss

>>36706367
Well if you want to think about vomit in your wendys meal, I supposed that's up to you.

But what I'm really saying is that you shouldn't associate Wendys with your grandmother puking milk into your Frosty.

Your grandmothers puke isn't the milk in a frosty.

Wendys isn't associated with milk that's actually your grandmothers puke, and the smell will be under your nose for 4 days.

Wendys isn't grannypuke.

Don't think about your grandmother puking in your food in line at wendys.

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>>36706443
Who wouldn't? You mean vomit doesn't turn you on?

>>36706498
No. I'm not particularly turned on by vomit, wendys shill bitchboy.

Oh and don't remember to forget to not associate wendys with your grandmother puking in your food.

Wendys isn't grannypuke.

grannypuke is actually kinda qt and funny
i would think of it again fondly when nomming a tasty spicy chicken sandwich from wendy's

>>36706270
There's a pretzel store I go to that's exclusively staffed with cutegirls, I can unironically barely make eye contact with cutegirls but if I'm brave I get can get delicious pretzels and reduce my cutegirl anxiety by going there too. I'm really nervous and blushing while ordering though.

>>36706289
It was out of the Twilight Zone. I thought the employees inside going to troll me for thinking the pick-up window was a drive-though window (you can't order from it) but there was no-one inside. I needed to get out of there and went to rally's instead.

>>36706689
But you're supposed to NOT think of grannypuke.

You're supposed to remember that wendys ISN'T associated with grannypuke.

Grannypuke isn't wendys. They wouldn't let your grandmother puke in your food.

And you wouldn't think of your grandmother puking milk into your frosty in line at wendys.

>>36706270
>cute grills
There's a subway near my dad house that is exclusively staffed by qt 18-20 girls, the ownered hired them specifically so his son could pick one up

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>>36706755
If I were you I would try calling the store's phone next time that happens. Also you should bitch about it online. You might win $15,000.

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>>36706770

Reverse psychology, eh?

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>>36704612
Post smug Wendys with condescending smiles

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>>36707428
Here's one with salt.

Wendy's isn't your grandmother puking milk into your frosty when you're standing in line at wendys.

Wendys isn't grannypuke.

Wendys isn't grannypuke.

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>>36704612
Die Wendy threads.

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>>36704612
Wendy is trash

I would fuck wendy if she wanted me to. If she 13, I 13. If anything, considering how smug she is, it would be her taking advantage of me, not the other way around,

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>>36704612
GARBAGE`~ oriiiiiigenaliii

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>>36704612
Do wendyy like banan?

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>>36704612
bananea

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>>36704612
bananeeae

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>>36704612
baniinii

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>>36704612
baneniss

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>>36704612
banaynerrss

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>>36704612
baenene

I go to competitor out of spite