The Real King of Beers

>>36704531
Sorry I only drink stout and porter

alcohol is for degenerate scum normies

>>36704890

alcohol is the robot's best friend. (not too much) alcohol is a potion that turns you into a normie.

>>36704874

You're missing out.

>>36704890

Rude.

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>>36704531
I haven't tried that before. I tried Lagunitas Lil Sumpin' Ale the other day and it was great though. I don't drink a lot, but I legitimately think it was one of the better drinks I've ever had.

>>36704903

This is the most QUINTESSENTIALLY RETARDED post I've ever seen on /r9k/.

Take your daily dose of morning vitamins along with some BLEACH you fucking FAGGOT.

>>36704996
>"This is the most QUINTESSENTIALLY RETARDED post I've ever seen on /r9k/."
>Proceeds to post something even more retarded
Congrats, anon, you sure one-upped him

Good old alcohol, most robot drug next to DXM. I used be into mostly the brown beers, especially doppelbocks and dubbels. This year I've been an IPA fiend. Elysian Space Dust and Wiseacre Adjective Animal kick ass. Bell's didn't live up to what I've heard. Shitty boring gross beers, founder's is even better than them. Stone's Ruination is a lot of fun but it's not my go to.

Beer autism is the best kind of autism because it's interesting to read about and if you drink enough it cures autism.

>>36704531
sierra nevada is one of the first crafts in CA and it is currently one of the worst IMO. how does this happen?

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>tfw living in Ohio and there's tons of craft breweries
I drink something new every week. The only saving grace of this hellhole.

>>36704874
>NOT DRINKIN EISBOCK WHICH IS DELICIOUS FREEZE DESTILED BEER!!!
You need to get one botle of asap

>>36704531
sierra Nevada is the mainstream of craft brew so is magic hat,saranac.

>>36704531
>f3
>Guinness: zero results
shame on you all

>>36704531
Sierra Nevada is the best beer you can get from a gas station

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>>36707165
B L O W N T H E F U C K O U T originally

>>36704971
Lucky 13 is the best Lagunitas beer

>>36707165
actually I can get Founder's Centennial from a gas station right down the street.. oh wait I get it you're being funny

>>36707350
Not a fan of IPAs

Alchemist Heady Topper or Focal Banger

Are Pale Ales better than IPAs?

I hate IPAs

>not just buying a gallon of bottom-shelf vodka to last you a couple of days
>not pouring out a gallon water bottle and dumping the gallon of vodka in it so you can go about your day and occasionally sip on the vodka and people won't think it's alcohol
Fucking rich hipster faggots. Get on my level

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>>36704531
>Sorry what?
cant hear you over the sound of
>YOUR BEER IS SHIT
>SHIT!!!!

>>36708612
it's like diet coke compared to regular

>>36708612

IPAs are a sub-set of pale ale.

They have way more hops than most other types of pale ale, so if the reason you don't like IPAs is because you find them too hoppy, I wouldn't discount other types of pale ale.

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>>36708712

>gallon of bottom-shelf vodka

>couple of days

>>36707310
I'll make sure to buy it the next time I have money.

It really is fantastic. My overall favorite beer.

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Make mine an Imperial Ale and you got yourself a deal!

>>36704531
torpedo or sierra nevadas are great especially when paired with girl scout cookies or a kush.
desu ill take a miller anyday on my neet budget

I mostly buy local stuff.

>>36704903
If drugs/alcohol can turn you into a normie then you were always a fucking normie.

>>36706910
this, guinness is great

>>36704531

That's my go to beer, OP. I drink it with my old man.

Don't drink IPAs. Drink like this guy: >>36704874


Hops are feminizing and fuck you up.

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Porter boys where we at?

I'm not sure why, but I remember one day being parched and someone gave me a cold "red nectar ale" and it was and still is the most refreshing thing I've ever had

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good local stuff coming through

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Who /Houston/ here?

I'm sippin on some Hopston. Man I love 8th Wonder now that Karbach sold out.

>>36704531
i like the torpedo sierra