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Milk Cat 36

What do you have on Amir?

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This is a Nice thread
I am shitfaced poster number ?

>>36840344

I'm fairly sure you're BritNormie, put your trip back on

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I just want someone to share my Neet life with

>>36840342

The only things I have on him are that the '7xG' tripcode was real, and the '7EG' one was fake.

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I am the sci fi fan poster
I have no fear

>>36840304
Should have made the B capital just to fuck with that guy.

>>36840376
Who am I, DetectiveAnon?

>>36840391
very zen lad. keep it up

everyone in a group chat just formed one with out me. It was a girls idea. The other girl literally said it was because I was ugly as fuck.

Would someone like to talk to me here.

I have been crying for like 15 minutes, but now I don't care. Fuck them.

>>36840376
answer this please sherlock anon
>>36840308

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>>36840376
for you, hero.

>>36840409

You're over the age of 28.

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How hard is this for you robots?,?

>>36840430
kek I'm 19

>>36840427

I don't really know, I've never been interested in waifuposters, or read enough of their posts to notice trends and signatures.

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>>36840422
Cunts, the lot of them. Where did you know the group from?

>>36840435
Forgot it was even a thing
desu

>>36840404
it was actually made by capital B guy, but he used a small b now that were onto him

>>36840435
I have a pass, so not at all.

>>36840469
it was a random kik group.

I get called ugly everyday and Im constantly banned from being kicked from to many groups.

Some people I have met on there are cool though. But yeah. Fuck my life right.

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>>36840459
Let's keep it that way mate

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Just had a massive fight with my dad lads.
Something on TV about the economy and he started going on about 'everything will be fine'. I accused him of 'normalcy bias' (because he is too stupid to plan for crisis situations).

For some reason he got mad as fuck. Said he wished he had normal semen bias so he'd have had a normal kid then said if he accepted normality he wouldn't be spending 1 hour a day hanging my CV to various places to get me a job. I screeched at him and smashed a dinner plate.

>>36840422
Hope you called em roasties lad

(you'd be surprised how butthurt that makes women when they find out what it means, because they can't prove they aint roasted without showing vag)

>>36840422
They sound like subhumans if they'd treat you like that. Pay no attention to anything they say and know you'll always have the britfeel boys

>>36840494
I mean if it's a hook up kind of thing expect people to be judgemental. even if it isn't explicitly that, any mixture of guys and girls is going to have some sort of class hierarchy, which online depends greatly on looks. I'd look for companionship elsewhere lad.

>>36840494
>random kik group

Hey, at least it wasn't all 9 of your uni housemates

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>>36840508
>normal semen bias

what would you do if you found someone you had deep respect for was into some kinky shit? like nothing illegal just REALLY weird

>>36840551
>tfw respect levels rises

>>36840459
Best you keep it that way, the waifu crowd is no joke.
You start poking your nose where it don't belongs and we won't be seeing you anymore.

>>36840551
I literally don't care. Even if it was illegal, my respect and friendship is determined by important things.

>>36840562
this tbqhwydesu

original

>>36840575
really? like even if you saw them in fursuit eat a black guy's shit as snails slither around on his dick?

>>36840541
Tell the story lad. What did you do?

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>>36840459
This
>>36840570
We don't play games and we don't mess about. A fight with a waifu poster is a fight you won't win

xoxo
Krillinlad

>>36840570
>and we won't be seeing you anymore
I said something mean about someones waifu once

next thing I know I was being woken up at 2am by a bunch of masked guys, they chloroformed me and put a bag over my head

woke up hours later naked and alone on the moors in a sealed dakimakura

>>36840575
>Even if it was illegal
What about cannibalism? I don't mean like they read vore manga, I mean literally they have eaten human flesh and enjoy it?

>>36840600
If his/ her sexuality was nothing to do with why I liked them in the first place, why would that change my opinion of them?

>>36840516
no I just said wow, thats cruel and moved on with my day.

No point being horrible back, I try and be nice to everyone now.

>>36840520
They all had snapchat filters and instagram filters on there pics. I think that if they are so insecure they need to cover them selves with filters they shouldn't be rude to me. But it doesn't matter anyway.

>>36840600
Sounds more like performance art at that stage

>>36840496

I know that she is not your waifu

>>36840632
If it was already dead then no harm done - arguments like desecrating the corpse etc aren't really that important when religion is out of the equation.
Even if they did murder someone, so long as don't associate with me when/ if they get caught, I couldn't care less.

i would just like to say today

>leeds
>brighton
>liverpool

I pulled an all-nighter to watch 13 reasons why and ended up sleep deprived in some pretty negative headspace

>>36840422
fuck em lad. im angry for you. i would be upset too. they are a bunch of cunts. i will talk to you on here lad. dont like giving out my kik because it has my real name on it.

i have added girls on kik a few times and they have stopped to me after they seen me. this one time i spoke to a girl for about a week straight and she stopped talking to me after she seen my pic and said "you're not my type".

having said this. a lot of girls have also said i am cute/handsome and continued to talk with me. beauty is in the eye of the beholder lad. some people find certain people attractive and others dont. do not let this get to you. the people in that group are a bunch of cunts and their opinion shouldent mean anything to you.

dont know if this helped at all but i hope it at least lets you know that someone is concerned for you

If French vote macron and there's another Muslim attack I'll laugh

>>36840496
>>36840570
>>36840618

You're all a bunch of effeminate faggots and I bet even Poleaboo could beat you up.

I barely even care about the waifu crowd, but am aware of 2 an hero attempts in the last year, and one faggot claiming to be a "girl(male)" has made 0 effort at passing, and is just an obese crossdresser.

>>36840422
Man people like that aren't worth your time or emotional investment

What do you know about Shipman poster

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>>36840723
>mfw this pleb got triggered because he doesn't know shit about us

>>36840631
They do that as a warning message, you know you're you've fucked up beyond help, when the first thing you see when they unzip that daki is Lenlad.

>>36840603
Nothing, just pretended I don't know. They just all formed both facebook and texting/whatsapp chats without me.

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>tfw waifu posters make your feels nice inside

>>36840796
You must have really terrible social skills Anon.

>>36840723
bloody hell. i thought you were a nice guy. you sound like a dick. im not even a waitfu poster and even i think you're a right cock now

they were clearly joking. i know one waifu and he is a hench and could probably beat you up

>>36840793
>when the first thing you see when they unzip that daki is Lenlad
and the next thing is a manchester canal

>>36840823
Literally couldn't handle the bants

>TFW last day on the psych ward

>>36840749

He is 24 (maybe 25 now), works as a van driver, is one of the gambling posters, was also the BNPanon, and rarely uses, but has the trip 'ElliotDoxxer'.

He also is quite interested in languages, and I'm 90% certain he is one of the 'xi jinping' posters

No known waifu or favourite anime.

>>36840832
Manchester Ship canal?

>>36840863
What can you tell me about Karenposter?

>>36840631
You where left to tell the story anon.
What you don't know is that we stopped off to collect 2 other anons that night.They also woke up naked with bags on there heads, but for those poor souls they woke up in a plastic box buried 6 foot underground.
We were kind though and left them with a torch 2 days worth of oxygen and a copy of K-ON

>>36840883
Please get me Karens phone no

I'm not sure who that is, when did they last post regularly?

>>36840863
He is also you. Right?

>>36840894
No he's mine
he's straight though feels very bad man

>>36840902
meant for >>36840883

unoriginal 2 seconds

>>36840902
Now, at least the last six months. Maybe two or three avatared postes per thread.

>>36840902
Is Karenposter the most right wing of waifuposters?

He doesnt eve get the Karen reference

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>>36840723
Do you even know what you're talking about?
Tee hee

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>>36840973

Wanshang hao, yinggan, ni hao ma?

>>36840967
I am pretty right wing

Tempted to get one of those genetic ancestry packages.

I bet half of you lot are secretly jews.

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Held hands with a girl today

>>36841009
Wo henhao xi.

Chi fan le ma?

Here's my BritNormie dossier. Been trying to dox him for a while now.

BritNormie is a Glaswegian advertising creative and marketing consultant. He attended University College London between 2005-2008.

He used to live in Shoreditch, East London. He then lived in the Islands Brygg section of Copenhagen Harbour, and the Lower East Side of Manhattan for 8 months.

He now resides in a small city in the south of Germany with his German girlfriend, working from home doing consultancy work with companies in New York and London. He also travels very frequently, and often visits those two cities as well as cities in the Far East.

Would love to get more info on him if anyone has any.

>>36841085
Waka waka eh ehe he. Saminamina asuwo ehwa. Porque es afrika.

>>36841050
I had mine done not sure if it's a waste of money. Turns out I'm mostly western European like 90% of Brits

Only really useful if you're some yank mongrel

>>36840690
Thanks, thats fine. Thats all I was looking for.

I think the attention I have got here makes me feel better. I think I have gotten over it now.

I may as well focus on the positives and be happy.

>>36840894
I'd rather you didn't
>>36840918
I'm flattered I guess. Is this just a meme?
I feel like I'm the only straight waifu poster

>>36841107
I'm not sure I believe this lad. Why would anyone that successful spend hours upon hours posting here under false identities

>>36841112
Just wondered if I had any scandinavian bolod. My beard has this wierd aspect where there are occasionally fleks of copper and gold dispite being mostly a dark brown - which is apparently a common trait there.

>>36841159
Because his job is a complete doss and he has hours of free time each day to fill.

>>36841148
Can we still cuddle ironically?

Give us a quid Britnormie my mate?

>>36841190
That's not happening, lad. I don't even swing thay way ironically

>>36841160
I'm brown hair brown eyes and 20% Scandinavian apparently

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mi murm wut beng ur murm

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OblivionAnon here. Thought we'd give another game a go to play together.
We are playing Civilization 2 on the ps1, and our first task is to choose what gender our leader will be, male or female?. After this we will be able to choose from a lot of different civs.

>havent had sex in years
>not even considered turning gay
am I the only one?

>>36841292
I've not had sex in so long I'm basically a Virgin

>>36841292
yep karenlad, you're the only one
my only one

Bid on something on ebay for the first time lads

im going to win too, but dont especially want it

oh well

>>36841313
>karenlad
not him

you always seem to attract the most most boring girls when you are a chad

>>36841292
I'm a cuck. Not into sex with girls or guys just watching it and wanking. It's like the middle ground.

>>36841370
But anon, that's every woman.

>>36841281
male lad the only choice

What do you lot do for fun? Eating seeds is my favourite past time activity.

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>want to buy a hat
>not sure if I'd look dumb in it or not

I'm secretly really into pet play, but don't tell anyone.

>>36840430
What am i, anon?

>>36841396
its most tbf but ive dated some half interesting girls in the past who had actual interests. the girls who usually like me dont do anything.

>>36841430
You would do mate, but do it anyway.
>>36841454
Cuuute anon.
tell me more in explicit detail

>>36841476
>You would do mate

I suppose lad, people would just think I'm wearing it because I support the artist not because I think it looks good r-right

>>36841454
so am i, want to play together?

>>36841476
I want to be a cute catto and looked after, I think it's more of a dependency thing than anything.

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>>36841518
>ftw no kat boi to curl up on your lap and fall asleep

i spoke to a japanese guy yesterday that wanted to have gay sex with me. it was weird. he said he had a japanese girlfriend and boyfriend, and he likes a foreign boyfriend lol. i just wanted to talk to him. i guess this is how girls feel.

im straight so i said "no, sorry".

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>all this gayposting

>>36841581
We're just lonely lad.

>>36840342
My mum is watching paki crap on freeview channel 77 again

I keep telling her she's uncivilized and not acting British but she doesn't get it

Hard to believe she was born here

I want to die. Please kill me. Please someone i beg you

Anyone been watching that born to kill?

>>36841605
People say that having a conversation with me is similar to being dead.

>>36841605
death wont solve your problems

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Well we have chosen to be a male leader, now who will we lead?
We have a lot of possibilities and each comes with their own strengths and weaknesses so we'd better choose wisely.

>>36841642
Vikings easily lad

>>36841642
what game is his?

i would suggest the greeks or romans

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My friends are all voting labour, how do I redpill them into voting conservative?

I need some good points for con and against labour

>>36841715
>you get to support the people that opressed your kin for generations
Labour btfo

>>36841715
tell them about how the masses are stupid and need to be guided by the elite, and the workers are not capable of leading the country.

if you dont agree with this, you dont follow the true philosophy of the conservatives, which is to reinforce the hierarchy.

>>36841605
>I want to die. Please kill me. Please someone i beg you
Why don't you just post as a secret service mistress and convince someone to stab you

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>>36841642
>>36841662
We are playing Civilization 2 on the ps1. I should have linked to my previous post to make it more clear.
We flipped a coin between Greeks and Romans, which the Greeks won. Then did the same between Greeks and Vikings, which the Vikings won.
So we are playing as Canute, their leader.

>>36841715
Tell them labour are the ones letting all the pakis in

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>Underground Japanese doom metal band Church of Misery, who are known for their Black Sabbath influenced sound and their lyrical fascination with serial killers, included the song "Doctor Death" on their 2016 album And Then There Were None... that is about Shipman and includes audio from news broadcasts surrounding the case.[61]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReVt8X26qOg

>>36841830
That first YEAAAH
Panties wet desu

>>36841830
im personally more into the beatles lad

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What an absolute scorcher of a day. Wish I was sitting outside a nice pub having a pint but all me mates are broke or working. I could go myself but that's no fun.

>>36841883
https://youtu.be/zei3xnivwFk

>>36841896
it is pretty warm lad. i had the window open before, playing the beach boys. i hope the estate enjoyed the summer tunes

>>36841896
Same lad but I have no friends

>>36841928
If you really care about your rep with the estate hoodlums, bang some cbeebies.

>want to smoke weed
>too autistic to buy it myself
>no friends so ill never get any

Why is everything so hard?

>>36841896
Its not that even that hot tgat

>>36841944
fortunately lad, i couldent give two shits about them. was half expecting someone to throw a stone at the house.

>>36841953
Know this feel all too well
>Also too scared to use the darknet

>>36841966
It is where I am, warmest day yet.

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Our beginnings are humble.
We have begun with knowledge of irrigation, mining, alphabet and roads, a pretty good start. And we also came across a small band of mercenaries who agreed to join us.
We then founded our capital city Trondheim, it houses a population of 10,000. In our immediate vicinity we have hills, plains, forest, ocean and swampland. We will be able to make use of these tiles later as our scientific knowledge expands.
We are going to start training warriors who will explore the world.

>>36842027
Kill jester

t

Just bought 3 pizzas

Hope they go to my tits

>>36842076
What's your opinion on pineapple on Pizza?

fucking pizza always makes me feel even more tired
what the fuck is this why

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>tfw almost set my workplace on fire

who else here /incompetent/?

>>36842168
haha story time tilde

>David Suchet reduced to a side role in Doctor Who

The state of television.

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Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful long black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ [Embed]

>>36842176
>cleaning out ovens
>supposed to clean then out with water before turning them on
>turn them on anyway
>shops fills with smoke and the fire alarm starts going off

I didn't even get in trouble because my boss is so used to my uselessness. I am genuinely surprised I haven't been sacked yet desu~

im watching this channel 4 phycho kill me documentary. this doesn't arf sound like something that would happen on brit feel

a couple of times we have had self proclaimed serial killers come in here and a rapist on one occasion.

>>36842126
Vile

Same with pork

>>36842168
I've made numerous errors evert day

not one fucking pound
what a waste of 2 weeks
need to kick this up to the next gear it seems

>>36842351
Eat less
It's that simple

So simple this advice isn't original apparantly

30 minutes till we find out if I win 90 quid or if France is forever cucked.

>>36842379
average for the last 14 days is 942.857
but yeah, less is needed apparently

>>36842414
you have only been taking in 940 calories?

>>36842389
Fingers crossed lad, I'm in for 600 if she wins

>>36842446
average
lowest was 450, highest was 1500
it's why it's annoying that I'm the same weight I was 2 weeks ago

god, I've turned into a teenage girl
I just don't want to be fat

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>>36842277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DMss8Te5xE

Macron:

Married to a ((((Rothchild))))
Investment ((((Banker))))))
Said France has no culture
Said France needs to live with terrorism

Who would vote for this cretin?

>>36842414
If that's true then you would have lost weight.
Either your calorie counting is flawed or your scales are.

>>36842507
Unironically worse than a Nazi.

>>36842507
>Who would vote for this cretin?
The French, obviously.

>France has burka ban
>Implying it's not us in Britain who are cucked

Dieted for 2 weeks and I'm not skinny oh well guess that's my fate *inhales burger*

>>36842488
you should stick with the same amount of calories each day and slowly lower it, this is how i lost weight.

still, that is a such a small amount of calories, how tall are you?

>>36842414
Use an app you obviously can't count

Remember when Karen poster got bullied for a week straight?

>>36842675
He never did prove that he was really british

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>wake up at 5pm
>check normiebook
>endless beach and sun photos
>feel like im missing out
>remember that all of my 3 friends never bother to call, hence the sleeping to 5pm

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I TRIED SO HARD LADS

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Not feeling good today lads, don't really feel like living any more

brit feel is dead today. ya'll busy sniffing ya ass

>>36842952
>>36842821
Hang in there lads. I can't do shit to make you feel better, but hang in there.

>>36842657
I use MFP and I count myself
I always round up to 50, so 51 or 99 goes down as 100

trust me, I'm autistic as shit about this
for the past 8 months it's been working, I'm 9 stone lighter than in September

>>36843051
You've fugged up your metabolism
now 1000 calories is your standard rate
you have to slowly eat more and then cut again

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Any reason I shouldn't buy these glasses?

seriously how do people make them selves look attractive in photos.

I have been looking on fb and there are some girls that look like 4/10 in tagged photos but 8/10 in solo photos.

Do people seriously spend hours taking photos of them selves and messing with the filters.

I just take a selfie in my bathroom and call it a day.

Only time I'm happy is when asleep, pissed or stoned.

>>36843081
The rims are too thicc like granddad frames t-b-h.

>>36843076
metabolism cannot cause your body to run at 100% efficiency, no mater how badly it gets fucked up

I swear if someone says the words 'starvation mode' I'm gonna pop a bollock

>>36842947
RIP FRANCE
So long and thanks for all the baguettes

>>36843118
I heard they're the best glasses for trannys though

>>36843081
here's one: they look shit

>>36842947
When I die I want the French to carry my coffin so they can let me down one last time.

>>36843081
Are you richard ayaode?
If so , yes.
If no, no.

>>36843093
>Do people seriously spend hours taking photos of them selves and messing with the filters.

yes

>I just take a selfie in my bathroom and call it a day.

Bender.

>>36843146
They just make you look like a tranny though

>>36843151
Can you find me better tranny glasses then?

Glasses direct pls

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>>36842947
Stop that, Fance. I had money on her.

>>36843176
so mate, if I want to get nudes im going to have seriously find a good angel and proper filter the shit of myself.

What happens when we meet or we want to exchange snapchats?

>>36843093
its a combination of things. certain lighting, angels, and faces people pull can make them look a lot more attractive.

group photos can also make people look attractive because of shit camera quality and bad angels.

in some group photos i look like a 5 but in some selfies i have randomly took on my phone i look a 7 or 8

>>36843179
I think I'm OK with that at this point

I can afford 2' pairs though so if you can rec me something else that'd be great

https://www.glassesdirect.co.uk

>>36843203
you just have to get lighting right

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>>36840304
TFW message qt girl who is single and looking to date, spend over an hour refining and over thinking the message
TFW message read

TFW too low social status and ignored

Such is life

Don't fucking under season your food britfeel. Don't EVER do it

>>36843203
do girls ever actually give out nudes? seems like a myth. only girl that has given me nudes was a girl i spoke to for about a week and eventually met up with a fucked. i cba speaking to a girl for a like a week to just get nudes.

even random horny girls i find will never send nudes or at most will send a tit pick

>>36841953
>>36841977
>Scared of the darknet

It's much less scary than going to some nigger's flat.

>>36843224
Thing is glasses are always gonna make you look more tranny because they're one of the shields trannies wear to try and hide malenss

other shields include: scarves, coloured hair, big headphones

>>36843267
They do for Chad
Iril

oh my fucking christ
my brother bought a PSVR

he's gonna regret that really quickly
I hope he got a spectacular deal on it

>>36843267
I dont know mate. I got like 6 feet pics last night because I was drunk and kept messaging girls asking for feet pic.

I even got 2 videos, and most of the girls were actually really attractive.

Im a ugly kissless virgin looser. I imagine if I was good looking like a model then I would of been able to get 6 nudes that night.

But yeah girls do send out nudes Ive seen my friend get nudes over snapchat. He just said "me and my friend are having a bet to see who can get nudes first, can you send me your nudes?" and she did.

>>36843321
do they actually though or is it a meme?

even girls that find me really attractive usually wont do it or they are not horny

>>36843354
wtf. i dont know if i am just unlucky or retarded. i know women find me attractive because they say so online and in real life, even gay guys say it too.

i normally ask for pussy pics rather than nudes. should i just ask for nudes?

how do you get these feet pics, what website did you use?

>>36843281
Thanks though I don't have the confidence for any of those

>>36843267
I had one girl send me nudes but we already knew each other and fugged in real life.

>>36843455
suppose that to be expected then lad. i mean random girls on the internet that you have just met.

it must happen. i just dont know how people do it.

>>36843267
A girl I met on OK Cupid sent me both pics and videos.

>>36843354
>tfw you wil never find a pure gf who doesn't do shit like this

>>36843492
ive got a number of girls to talk dirty to me from pof but they never send nudes. they are always self conscious about it.

I've got nipples. Could you milk me Greg?

The /pol/ french election sticky is absolutely unbearable. The average age must be 18

>>36843405
I just used facebook and messaged girls I slightly knew.
I was actually close to getting nudes once ages ago, a girl was texting me about how big her tits were and wanted me to see them, she asked me if I had snapchat but I didnt because my phone was broken. So instead I should take her out for a drink because shes more open to doing stuff whilst drunk. This was a girl I met of tinder and had been talking to for about 30 mins, she was ugly as fuck though.

I met her and we never had sex because my parents were home and hers were as well so we had no where to go. I couldnt be bothered to message and she never messaged me. I checked her fb and she actually has a boyfriend and has moved far away.

I have never been called attractive. All I have been called is "fine". Like I asked a girl if I should change my haircut and she just said you will look "good" either way.

I think im ugly as fuck, but my autsim means I still go for it. In fact I know im ugly as fuck, everyone on soc and fit says so.

Also, living in a shit hole helps to get nudes. Because everyone else is ugly and slutty.

>>36843494
this is what I really want desu. I really hate hookups. I like to tell my self thats why im a 18 year old virgin. But being a ugly autisit is probably the real reason.

>>36843540
>Not giving le pen your energy

>>36841715
>How do I redpill people into being subservient cucks.

>>36843567
>I just used facebook and messaged girls I slightly knew.

ah, well i can see why they done it them. i would feel too embarrassed to ask a girl i slightly know for stuff like that unless i was dating her.

maybe im wrong but i find random girls often dont send nudes because they are afraid of you leaking them or something like that.

you are probably not that bad looking. girls probably wouldent send you pics of their feet if you where ugly. shouldent listen to soc and fit, they are retarded and will put people dont for a laugh.

people on places like that have high opinion of themselves and they like to put other down unless they are incredibly good looking. they would say an average looking person is a 3.

why am I always tired ree

Wonder what tomorrows papers will be like

>France resists Fascism
>Is the alt-right movement over?

Do I pay 10 quid extra for scratch resistance and antireflection coating?

How about another 15 quid on top of that for thin lenses?

fuck this trivial political nonsense. real life problem coming up
>got catto
>forgot to get catto biscuits
>housemate got a doggo
>has doggo biscuits
can i feed catto doggo biscuits?

>>36843656
Pictures of cheering muslims

>>36843656
The French are more intelligent than the English and the Americans. They aren't stupid enough to fall for Putin's tricks.

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>>36843623
>Labour voters

*titters*

>>36843674
short term, probably, long term no, your cat would literally go blind

Desperate to escape the rat race lads. I live a frugal and simple life that I'm happy with; bills and rent come to 320 per month. Weed is a guilty pleasure of mine however it's a plant I can grow under the beautiful sun, i do like a drink as well. Anyway I'm 31, how the fuck can I escape the rat race for the next 40 years lads? Hate my incredibly stressful /working-construction/ job.

I don't know much about this French election but Le Pen's daughter is a qt.

>>36843682
But they're falling hook line and sinker for ((((they're))))) tricks

>>36843694
it'll only be till tomorrow, if he keeps moaning i'll chuck him some in his bowl.

>>36843707
Find a skill and become good at it, then sell it online.

If my bills and rent came to 320 a month, I could literally work one day a month to cover it. You know why? Because I have a skill that is in demand.

If you're unskilled, you'll always be skint. If you have a skill that makes people money, you can always make money.

>there are actually lads itt whos mummies don't make trifle for them
sad!

>>36843780
Fuck off, dirty normie wormie

>>36843718
Meant niece. Shows my lack of knowledge

>>36843780
Just tell me the skill holy shit mate I can't stand all this vague normie advice

>>36843817
Fuck you, you worthless paki. Go and act just like your dad, like you always do.
>>36843835
I do direct response copywriting.

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Any reason i shouldn't buy these glasses lads?

Nervous lads. Got a guy coming round at half 7 I've got chatting to off Craigslist. Not gay but increasingly felt the urge to try a cock. Never done anything like this before and shitting myself. Anyone else done anything similar?

>>36843851
Can you give an example of your work? Sounds intrerastring

>>36843898
> im not gay but I like to get some dick in my ass
Just accept your inner faggotry.

>>36843898
You are going to have an awful time and I look forward to reading the greentext.

>>36843898

Out of interest, how does something like this happen? I didn't even think we used Craigslist over here. Do you know much about him?

>>36843929
Not getting it up the arse. Just everything else

>>36843917
I'm not going to show you examples of what I've done personally because I don't want to get doxed, but here's some general examples:
http://justjasonjames.com/direct-response-copywriting-examples/

You're going to be in for a shock when you see and smell a lads cock and arsehole up close and personal.

>>36843956
Only discovered it a few weeks back. Only seen his face on facetime for a minute yesterday ..

It's over lad, 65% for Marcon

>>36844073
Yes! Vive La France! I knew they'd do the right thing.

>>36840304
Anyone else think LePen is hot? I want to be dominated by her desu

>>36843898
Never looked back after my first man lad, just accept that you might be a little bit bent and get over it. Nowt wrong with that. I occasionally trawl around looking for "straight" guys who want to suck a cock. It's not me coming to yours, but you'll love it, they always do.

Over the next few days you'll analyze every detail and wonder and double think yourself a lot. As long as you want to do it, just have fun and try not to over analyze yourself. Shame it's not me though, a first timer is always something special. All nervous and shaking on their knees in front of you as you tower over them looking at your rock hard cock pointing straight at them and unconsciously licking their lips. Never harder than in that moment.

>>36844090
at least france is safe in mother merkel's hands again

>Marcon 65%
>Le Pen 35%

France confirmed for cucks

Does DetectiveAnon have anything on me? I occasionally husbando-post Kaiji, don't want to say more than that

>>36844113
I disagree with her politically in every respect but even I can concede that she is a sexy woman.
>>36844138
It would have been more cucked to vote for Fascism. When your country gets invaded by Fascists, it's cucked to vote them into power just 70 years later.

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>tfw we get to mock France for a few more years

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>>36844128
You sure you not a faggot?

>>36844166
Yeah same I am very left wing, but shes so sexy and the fact that she is often referred to as fascist and far right just turns me on

>>36844175
I fuck men and women, but never said I wasn't a faggot lad.

Nowt wrong with a shaft polishing from a nervous young lad who wants to know what having a big cock in his mouth is like.

>>36843877
Impossible to say without seeing your face. The shape of the frame has to match the shape of your face.

Going to acquire some bongs on this election lads, makes up for losing me AJ vs Klit bet.

>>36843804
my mummy doesn't because i don't like it
she makes me bacon and onion flan and chocolate roulade

Well lads, gonna get drunk and beg my oneitis for one more chance, if it doesn't work I'll keep drinking until nobody ever sees me again

>>36844166
>Wanting to protect your country from Islamic extremists is fascism

I hope France enjoys their terrorist attacks

>>36844222
So your bi?

/britfeel/

I'm going to tried tomorrow for assault, conspiracy, incitement and a bunch of other stuff for the 2010 student protests.

Ask me anything.

>>36844241
what style of frame goes with what style of face? i think i have an oval face

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>>36844316
check the list sonny jim

>>36844301
suppose so yeah.

>>36843877
They look shit
Ori

Lads, could I just pick your brains on something?

For my partners birthday, I've arranged a surprise holiday to Barcelona. I want to make up a hamper full of Barcelona related things. So far I have;

>Sunglasses
>Sun cream
>Some chocolates and cava from the city
>A guide book

Can anybody think of anything else I could pop in there?

Loser who turn to right wing ideology because they are too weak to compete in a globalized world really make me laugh.

>>36844439
can you show me some glasses that i could wear that don't look shit?

>>36844358
>everyone looks good in aviators

Bullshit

>>36844482
Nogs selling blag Barca kits

>>36844482
Some kind of chorizo might be good.

Leftists who hate their people and country make me ill

>>36844483
>globalized

Fuck off yank

>>36844482
rape whistle, pepper spray

>>36844522

Good idea m8. I'll add a big spicy sausage to the hamper. Was thinking about a shit cheap paella kit but I can't find one..

>>36844523
>muh country, muh union jack

Fuck off back to Skegness you skint fucking pleb, the modern world doesn't want you or need you.

>>36844555

My sides.

Seriously, what's it like over there at the moment? I was going to go to Brussels earlier in the year for a bit of a beer weekend but when I googled, it seems like it's gone to shit. I thought maybe Spain/Catalonia might be ok.

>>36844581
t. paki mudslime

>>36844596
>Terrified of going to another country

Is this how pathetic Britain has become?

>>36844581
fuck the antifa

>>36844641
I'm white. And I make 10x what you do, because you are too weak to compete in this world.

You're going to end up a suicide statistic, you mentally ill weakling. Meanwhile I'll be thriving.

>>36844675
there really isn't any need

>>36844675
>thriving
kek this delusion

Looking forward to the christmas bonus lads?

https://www.gov.uk/christmas-bonus/overview

10 pounds on top of your usual neetbux

>>36844648

I wasn't terrified, I do a lot of travelling, I just didn't want to get bashed while enjoying a delicious Belgium beer. The videos I've seen don't look very welcoming and it looked nothing like it did when I last visited.

>>36844675
tell us about your burgeoning property portfolio.

>>36844712
a tenner is nothing to me desu but can't complain

>>36844705
>A successful young cosmopolitan globalist thriving is a delusion
>>36844719
You won't get bashed you fucking pansy, stop swallowing whatever bullshit you see on /pol/ or in the right wing press. It's not fucking Mogadishu.
>>36844723
>Anyone who is successful and not a weakling who wants to blame everyone else for his problems is a troll

France's first Jewish president...

>>36844712
Even as a permaNEET, a tenner is nothing. Won't even cover half the cost of a decent Turkey

>>36844675

I kinda get the feeling you're not that successful, because you're on 4chan. In fact, you're not just on 4chan, you're on the most degenerate board on 4chan.

You might have a decent income but you're still here, exactly the same as poleaboo is.

>>36844761
Why do you hate your nation so much cuck?

>>36844761
Prove it. You're more pathetic than anyone else here.

>>36844483

"compete in a globalised world"

Nice buzzwords m8

>>36844773
Successful people are right wing, so I can tell he's not successful straight away.

If he had money he wouldn't be a leftist.

>>36844712
our xmas bonus is a big party. hotel room paid for, free booze and grub and a ton extra in pay. Can't grumble really.

>>36844773
>>36844788
>Everyone here must be as much of a loser as me

If that's the delusion that you choose to live with, I hope it makes you happy.
>>36844776
You're probably a virgin, calling me a cuck! That's hilarious. And I don't hate my country. But I do hate retards in towns like Skegness etc. who can't compete. I laugh at those fucking losers.
>>36844793
Because Macron is leftist? You /pol/ retards always think in black and white, don't you?

>>36844832
You're a leftist because you hate your nation and people not because you like Marcon.

>/britfeel/
>french politics
something ain't right lads

>>36844847
When did I say that I hate my nation and people?

I just look down on losers who can't cut it in today's economy so they think Fascism is the answer.

>>36844832
>NEET larping to wind other NEETs up

epic

>>36844868
>When did I say that I hate my nation and people? >>36844581

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I don't understand /TV/
Gotg 2 was a fun film

Anything decent on tv tonight lads?

>>36844832

I didn't say whether I was or wasn't a loser. I don't even think everybody who visits 4chan is a loser. It just seems strange that you'd be so defensive and instantly start spouting about how successful you are. Seems a bit sensitive.

>that feel when you've finally given up on your family and want nothing to do with them but at the same time your dad has just been devorced and you feel even worst because even though you want nothing to do with them you still dont want your dad to be upset

fuck everything lads

>>36844879
>Every one here HAS to be as big a loser as me, because this is muh safe space to be pathetic
>>36844888
That isn't hating my country and my people. It's laughing at people who hide their lack of accomplishment behind a union jack. People who want their country to buoy up their self esteem because they aren't capable of making a success of their lives.

Instead they live grey, depressing lives in grey depressing towns, while people like me get to enjoy all the goodness that life can offer.

>>36844929
>can't provide a shred of evidence to support his claim

>>36844832

Dunno why you have such a hatred for Skegness m8.

>>36844929
I bet you don't even hate pakis like us good and honest /britfeel/ers

>>36844581
The modern world needs Pakis and blacks to flood in western countries and commit a stupidly disproportionate amount of crime and soak up tax payers money because that's progressive

Hey lads just got done eating tapas and having sex with my model gf in our luxury mansion u jelly?

>>36844948
He is a paki. Britnormie is an Iranian NEET.

>>36844948
Why would I hate pakis when they are so useful for running 24 hour shops and outsourcing IT work to?

>>36844929
>Instead they live grey, depressing lives in grey depressing towns, while people like me get to enjoy all the goodness that life can offer.

I like a bit of well thought out b8, but you're pushing it too far too fast this time, with these ridiculous soundbites.

>>36844969
At the expense of thousands of children being raped. But money comes first...

>>36844969
What about all the children they rape

>>36844960
That isn't me posting.

I'm not an Iranian NEET either.

I wish I was. Imagine being a NEET in Iran, enjoying all those amazing curries all day and watching the Persian Jeremy Kyle.

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>tfw got work to do
>just sit here refreshing the thread over and over
>find other things to waste time with
>would rather lay in bed doing literally nothing staring at the wall than be productive
is this depression or just mental retardation?

Have so much money lads. Anyone who has less money than me can get raped by pakis for all I care.

>>36844991
>magically appears to defend himself

so predictable

>>36844997
Here lad. Enjoy this comment

>>36844991

Are you Iranian? I've seen this claim thrown around many times, but I believe otherwise desu

>>36843686
>blame the party who hasn't been in power since 2010
>hail the party who haven't done shit to remedy the problem in the years since
based tories though right

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>British people on reddit happy that Macron won

Ah yes France electing a Europhile is going to make brexit much better.

It's like turkeys being happy about Christmas.

>film I want to see will be available for pirating soon

seeing this film is one of 3 things I legitimately want to do before killing myself

>>36845011
>tfw you get that dopamine release in the brain when someone comments on your post
thanks lad, please take some pleasure from this comment

>>36845053
Which film lad?
Pkhh

>>36845031
Nope, I'm white. Irish Catholic background from the west of Scotland.

Posted so many timestamped photos that have my white hand in them, surprised that anyone is trying to say I'm Iranian.

>>36845063
can't say due to potential spoilers by nasty lads I'm afraid

>>36845037
Labour councilors were caught trying to cover the whole affair up. That's simply inexcusable. (to any sane person)

>>36845037
They were in power in every council where a paedo ring has been discovered.

>>36845062
Uggggh ye that felt good here have another fix

>>36845044
>turkeys being happy about Christmas

What an ironic comment from a Brexiter.

>>36845066

Yeah I've seen pics before so wondered where the claim even came from.

>>36845075
Jeff bridges isn't really harrison fords dog

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>>36845083
>tfw the clover icon at the top turns red

>>36845089
I voted for Brexit because I support my country.

>>36844991

Are you Shipanon or Marko the new tripfag? They both seem like they could potentially be characters of yours

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who /gotwokenup"early"anddoesn'twanttobeawakeoralive/ here?

>>36845079
Labour councils across England have done deals with the leaders of Pakistani communities that enables Muslims to do what they like under the proviso that the Pakistani Muslim community block votes for Labour. The police and social services are all stocked full of Labour Party acolytes that cover up and facilitate the crimes of Pakistani Muslims. Pakistanis also know that the native population is completely indoctrinated and will not retaliate against them (as is evidenced by the sex abuse revelations in Rotherham elsewhere being met with no retaliation whatsoever). Corrupt local government and weak native people makes for easy pickings for a community organised around a religious ideology dedicated to conquest and eradication of non-believers. Pakistanis will keep flouting the cultural norms of England and laugh in the face of the obedient native population as they do it.

Only an ethno masochist would vote Labour

Reminder:
If you're smart enough to figure out how to use a trip you aren't a real robot and don't belong here

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How's the Job search been going ?

>>36845092
Probably someone just made it up.
>>36845132
Nope. I like Shippy though.

The characters I do are all outrageous and obviously fake. I don't have patience for the long game.

>>36845138
I fit the latter part at least

>weekend completely sewn up already

fucking hell

>>36845213
It's fucking 8PM and I have to go to sleep in FOUR FUCKING HOURS to go to work.

Every single fucking weekend just zooms by

>>36845180
Are you the gypo who posts here or is he actually real?

>>36845180

Do you and Ian Huntley have something in common? (Not pedo/murder related, kek)