/britfeel/

>>36865082
>slacking off
Same here m8, mondays are shit

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Milk Cat 39

>>36865082
Is 29 too old to get a bmx?

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Impress your parents. Learn Mandarin.

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When will you give up?

>>36865128

Not if you're under 5 foot 6

>>36865128
nah i used to ride for years, the bmx community at least here was pretty chill

>>36865128
why?
howw old are you?

>>36865169
britfeel will never surrender

>>36865128
Are you an older or a younger looking 29 year old? Even so just do it mang, fuck what others think

I want to have sex with a North Korean lady.

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I already can't wait for the weekend desu lads.
Post waifus

If being a gay is something biologically determined and not a choice, why are there SO MANY of them about these days?

>>36865206
I am currently at work but my waifu is one of the raibus. Guess which.

>>36865212
More socially acceptable so the people in the past who would have hid it just come out now

>>36865212
Because its partly genetic, partly learned and partly a choice

t.faggot

>>36865212
>biologically determined
That's what (((they))) want you to think

Well it is a bit true but the reason there's so many this days is because of modern society.

>>36865212
It's not possible for being gays to be biological how would the genes be passed on gays can't breed

>>36865212
if you mean r9k most people are prison gay here

>Filling in my job search sheet the day before signing on
doesn't get much better than this

>>36865171
I'm 5'10
>>36865175
I use to ride, but haven't it about 10 years.
>>36865180
Why?
Because I just want to get a bmx and ride again. Not even necessarily at the skate park, just ride about town.
>>36865196
I look about 22 (or so people say, they're always surprised I'm almost 30.)

Thinking I'll probably by a boxed one. Pre-built would save time but I want to get back into building a bmx again.

>>36865265

Ah memories. Do you have a little paper book still?

>>36865212
i think quite a lot of them are prison gay bi men

dont even blame people for becoming prison gay tbqhwy. women are a pain in the ass if you want a quick shag.

>>36865265
How manny bongs do you get?

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>>36865206
Mummy was in the next room and said I was flirting with the nurse while she was drawing blood.

>>36865279
they've stopped giving them out now apparently, they give you an 14 sheet to fill in instead.

>>36865291
230 bongs a month

>>36865314
Do you get universal credit as well?

>>36865330
no it's classed under Universal Credit now so that's all I get

>>36865279
>paper book
3 things a week.
>tfw use to fill it in the night before with 'checked newspapers, website, job point.
Every week.

Signing on in the mid 00s was so fucking easy.

>>36865310
Don't blame you lad, nurses are usually pretty tidy

>>36865347
that's what I used to do but now it has to add up to 35 hours a week, you have to show how long you did it for

>>36865310
>betraying your waifu

>>36865367
Fucking hell lad. Sounds rough as fuck.

>35 hours job searching.
Even when I was serious about finding a job I didn't do that a month.

do most of you virgins here have sex toys or something?

it would explain why you're not all sexually frustrated

>>36865420
>sex toys or something?
That's a horrible way to talk about your mother

>>36865420
I have a couple of onaholes, and plan to buy more. Not just onaholes but other things too. You're right, it's good for us people who don't have a more... female outlet

whats your favourite movie lads?

just trying to get recommendations desu

>>36865367
How do you prove how long you did it for

>>36865466
Watched American Psycho for the first time recently, it was pretty decent. Need to watch it a couple more times to call it a favourite, but yeah try it

>>36865461
yeah, im not a virgin but i very rarely get sex and wanking with my hand does not do it for me anymore, and i have started to get sexually frustrated.

are the onaholes any good? i would probably get one if i lived on my own or a flesh light

>>36865466
Hungery bitches2

>>36865479
no idea, I put down timings for the things i have done but there is no true way to prove it

>>36865497
Cleanup's a lot of effort but otherwise it's definitely worthwhile. It's good for a little once in a while treat because if you use it too often you'll just get bored of that too.

Consider getting an onahole warmer too for extra immersion.

Afternoon,

Unemployed Londbong ere.

Is there any point in showering today?

>>36865546
Go on lad, pamper yourself today. Have a bath with lots of bubbles

>>36865367
>35 hours a week
I'm at "work" for 40 hours a week and I probably don't even do half of that.

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Lads, could Fry be a nonce?

Went out for a short ride on my bike.
Just got back but I was thinking of going to Dartmoor tonight for the stars. Afraid I'm jyst going to veg out in my room

Odds and I don't go
Evens I do

>>36865538
thanks lad. yeah, i imagine the clean up would be a pain in the ass, would probably only use it every so often if i did get one.

i imagine an onahole with vr porn could be better than real sex because you can go at your own pace

real sex is nice but you have to worry about making it good for the girl, making her cum etc.

>>36865593
not of course not, hes not a nonce and not like most other gays at all, hes not one of the things destroying society as we know it, hes just a cool guy!

>>36865420
I have my right hand and my technique is 10/10

>>36865593
after operation yewtree i assume everyone is nonce now,

Dreamt about the same fucking britfeel poster again.
I'm quitting 4chan.

>>36865608
It's better when you live alone because you don't have to worry about cleaning it when no-ones around.

Lel I haven't tried it with a VR h-game or anything, that's on the bucket list though. What a time to be alive

Foreplay looks like a pain. An hour's prep for what, 10 minutes of action?

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>>36865206
It's so close yet so far away.

>>36865593
I don't think so. He likes them younger but not that much younger.

>>36865310
Well were you?

>>36865420
I can't say I've ever really gotten that sexually frustrated. I can just have a quick wank and any feels of tfwnogf just go away. Even without it they aren't even very prevalent.

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>>36865702
Krillinlad right?

>>36865719
>pink hair
>tying ponytail
das muh fetish, well two of them

>>36865719
>Well were you?
I don't think I was. Maybe the thought of seeing my own blood really aroused me.

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You wake up and this cat is looking like you like this. What do you do?

>>36865856
give cat food

>>36865856
put it in a bowl of milk

>>36865601
Just added to the zeemaps lads. Also I shall just go out locally later maybe. Might go to Dartmoor. We shall see

>>36865881
cat is happy and has a nap. you win
>>36865886
this makes the cat angry and it bites your ear off. game over

Is the cunt who hates tiger bread about?
I'm in shoreditch. Come fight me to declare the best bread.

>>36865702
Who was it, and what were the dreams about? You don't have to answer that first one if you don't want.

>>36865702
People say this happens so often and I don't see how. I rarely dream and whenever I do it's really boring. The only one I've had in the past like month was just me talking to my mates about politics.

>actually forgot how old i'am

>>36866095
I write down the wrong age for months after it changes. I did forget how old all my family were at one point though until it hit round birthdays for them this year.

>>36865721
I'm not sure who that is

>>36866012
Len lad, I don't even respond to his posts
Didn't see his face either but he stayed over for the night as he had money problems or something

>>36866058
>>36865702
I've been dreaming about the dark frog for months now. I say dreams but they're more like nightmares. He chases me down the street and I can't scream and he keeps saying "I'll get you. Soon..."
I just want it to stop

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>>36866132
I dream about lenlad too, in a slightly different way though

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>>36866132
>i'm not sure who that is
W-wh-WHAAAAAAAAAT

>>36866159
Bit lewd that lad.
Does he know you've been mind raping him?

So I was just out in public lads, it was terrible.

>>36866159
which one's len?
this is important

>>36866340
neother of those are len

>>36865593
Yeah I think so, get powerful nonce vibes from him and he certianly does like them younger dosent he. Dont trust the cunt

its great going out at this time of day because you get to stare at school girls arses.

>>36866372
You nonce

benzos make me feel alive and happy

feels good but feels bad man

>>36866440
by school girls i mean 15-16 year olds and i'm only 19 so it isn't nonce in the slightest.

>>36866458
yeah yeah, tell it to mrs may, pedoscum, the vans are in transit right now

Why does Mummy May not like porn?

>>36866458
19 here too, feel sort of justified now. The tight leggings they wear is only trying to attract lurking.

>>36866463
so a 18 year old girl fucking a 35 year old man is completely normal and accepted (since it happens on tinder and anywhere with sluts quite often)
but you, as a 20 year old cant stare the asses of a few year younger girls?

>>36866537
thats right pedoscum, chemical castration for you

Why are gay men so obsessive and likely to stalk?

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>>36866372
>"Why don't you come and take a seat, anon?"

BMX lad here.

Decided to nip round my mums and see if my old bmx was still kicking about.
Turns out it was still in my dads shed behind all the shite.

Good score, gonna clean it up, see what needs done.

>>36865593
He's defo a wrongen. I hear he's known as the Pink Panther in gay circles always stalking the young guys

>>36866553
There aren't as many people who will reciprocate their love so when they find someone they go crazy about it.

>>36866562
Bloody bmxicans.

Sk8r boi 4 lyfe.

>>36866587
He was a skater boi, I said see you later boy because I wasn't gonna associate with 4 wheelers.

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>>36866562
picture very originally related lad

>>36865310
>actually talking to healthcare professionals instead of staring at the ground while they talk to you like a little child

>>36866562
in the past 10 years there was quite a big change when it comes to builds. bigger bars, smaller sprockets, dont know suddenly but have fun anyway anon

here is lacey killing it, some motivation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uudHqhoQyH0

I feel like the YouTube app and Facebook messenger are always looking to be updated

It's a plague

>>36866587
I skated for a bit when I was younger. Was so shit though as it was basically just an excuse to be social. Did it for like a year and barely got better compared to those around me.

>>36866340
He can be whichever one he wants to be but preferably the top

>>36865714
>Foreplay looks like a pain.

yeah, it can be. if the girl is already really horny, you dont have to do it a lot. ive started to do foreplay on girls and they straight up just told me to fuck them

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>you're at the half pipe and this guy slaps your gf's bmx
wat do

>forget good headphones
>lose one of the little end rubber bits on my backup pair
Life is a shit.

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>>36865466
Drive but its a bit of a meme answer so i'm afraid to say it.
A fistful of Dynamite is my favourite i've watched this year, people talk about once upon a time in the west and stuff but I enjoyed this one a lot more
>>36865702
nightmarish childhood dream AGAIN.


had a 2 hour POWERSLEEP and now I think i'll be able to make it to a normal hour to sleep again. Moved my heater foolishly when the weather turned but now its cold again and I'm regretting it deeply. I'm eating a bowl of weetos. I might eat a weetabix later if I need it to keep me awake

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>>36865206
Yay awake again.
>tfw, 504 hours till i'm back in work, thank kek half of those hours will be spent sleeping

>>36866562
Tyler the creator got me interested in that kind of thing. Never ended up getting one in the end.

>>36866729
Let him ride the gf, but not the bmx.

>>36866758
>Tyler the creator
everybody wants to be a nigger in this thread

>>36866770
bike bois share girls all the time
you don't touch another mans bmx though

>>36866799
Just because you're black doesn't mean you're a nigger. The game and shit like that, that's for niggers.

>>36866821
>Just because you're black doesn't mean you're a nigger.

t. nigger who desperately doesn't want to be a nigger

there is no difference, now go back to plebbit friendo

>>36866708
idk what you're one about lad. i like making out, fingering and eating pussy more than the actual sex

comfiest bmx movie coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YRThQwJx2I

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>>36866821
that's full on chimp nigger retarded mate.

>>36866831
>t. cucked by the big black cock

lads i just got a 2/10 Internet gf who lives in amerifat im so happy

>>36866799
I like this guy me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXtM4qQh-j4

>>36866804
A bike boi stole my girl and kicked my ass

>>36866835
each to their own

i personally find it tedious and boring. can be decent for about 10 minutes but then im just fed up with it.

>>36866898
i've got a 4/10 internet gf who lives in canada

>>36866898
I've had a few sexy chats on omegle but as soon as it goes to the Skype/kik part I pull out.

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>>36866861
jealous insecure white dicklets are just mad we fuck their women first

>>36866928
how come? i find most "girls" i have sex chats with wont give out there kik, and the few that do normally wont send nudes.

a few times girls have asked for my number but i felt dodgy giving out to someone over the internet who could be trolling

>>36866898
Well done I guess. Whatever makes you happy mate.

when the last breathe is leaving your body, what will be your regrets?

now you can correct them before its too late

Just got a new job at the post office, it pays well but my god the training was shit, I think I'm just starting to not feel bad about fucking up now cos I literally have no idea what I am doing and people are usually too busy and have their hands too full to really help me out when though they are all genuinely lovely and nice people that are glad to help (when they can).

Too much of the training focused on telling me that I need to sell products and stuff when really what I need to do is learn the fucking basics of my job first, ie I got to learn to walk before I run. Even then the manager breathes down my neck to make sure I am being a pushy twat to my customers when all they want is to send a parcel or buy stamps.

Also it is leaving me exhausted after every shift, I am not sleeping too well and I constantly feel really tired but unable to actually sleep or doze off for a little while, my mind is too wound up.

It is still better than being jobless though.

>>36867006
Just shyness and autism

both of the girls who i was talking to have ghosted me. at least i only spoke to them for a couple of days

this is kinda why i rarely bother with women. i even dropped my standards for one of the them, she was lucky i even bothered.

>>36867115
That I didn't end it sooner

>>36867308
human life is a gift, especially considering you live in a western country. you're just fucked in the head.

>>36866898
I have a 10/10gf that lives in my mind

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>>36865082
>"Thomas Hamilton did not form any close relationship with an adult of either sex. His natural mother, Mrs Agnes Watt, stated that he had had a girlfriend a long time ago. However, after she got too serious "he didn't want to know". Mr F B Cullen, who assisted him in his shop, said that he was nervous among adults and very uncomfortable amongst females in particular"
>Mr G S Crawford, Secretary of the Stirling Rifle and Pistol Club said: "Hamilton was a loner, he wouldn't engage in social conversation with anybody; it is known also that women members didn't particularly like being around him. He was a bit of a creep in their eyes"
http://murderpedia.org/male.H/h/hamilton-thomas.htm
Was he /ourguy/?

>>36867361
I like the sound of this man

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Just set up a bullshit tinder account

why do normies like the heat so much, this is shit

>>36867420
are you using chad pictures?

tell us how it goes. i have always wondered how much of a difference they make

>>36867361
Murderpedia. More of a wiki man myself.

>>36867422
i hate it, i can't wait until its cold and rainy again

>>36867344
>human life is a gift
>you're just fucked in the head
Great gift

>>36867420
i was thinking of making a fake harold shipman tinder

>>36867344
>muh paw starvin childer
You know telling depressed people shit like that usually just fuels their depression more right? They think "oh shit do I even have the right to be sad" and when they inevitably will continue being depressed they will just have another reason to hate themselves.

>>36867449
you're fucked in the head because you dont do anything about it, and you have a negative, pessimistic view on life. your whole state of mind and anxiety is the reason you suffer. you could change your situation if you tried hard enough. its never too late.

life would be meaningless if everything was automatically given to us with out effort.

I think I'm developing feelings for this asmr girl off YouTube her names cloverless I'm even giving money to her through patron

>>36867520
>just cheer up!
Glad to see people with depression have your kind and helpful advice to pull them out of the darkness.

>>36867482
i think going along with their mind set will make it worse, it will just fuel their problems even more as its reinforcing their view. 4chan is probably the worst site if you're depressed.

i have suffered from depression myself. the worst thing is to tell people "yeah, your life is shit". knowing that i could change, and having hope got me through it.

obviously what ever i say is going to make a difference anyway. i was just making an underhanded comment. people need to make a change themselves. im just some random fella on 4chan, they should be reading books if they want to change.

>>36867427
Yeah got one of /soc/ lol

I'm shaking

>>36867605
i never suggested he should just cheer up, you cant just cheer up with out effort. i said he needs to do stuff. he isnt going to magically feel better. just sitting in your room and doing nothing is the worst things to do

This is all too confusing. I hate this shit. If it were only simple. I miss you, and you, as well as you.

Fuck this. I'm going out

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>>36867723
Going out for some crisps? Or going out with a bang. What is it anon.

>>36867681
Can you give us updates? Curious tbqh

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>>36867767
No matches yet

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Anyone want to join a fine discord? It doesn't have a gimmick, we just want to be friendly. And if a few of you join from here you can carry on britfeel through there. Also we avoid attention whoring so don't feel shy.

VNVvk

Fuck me, this is nearly 13 yrs old. Fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZTNgAs4Fc

>>36867813
i dont even know if it makes a massive difference having good pics. i have changed my pics multiple times on tinder, and i got more matches when i used better pics but it didnt make much of a difference.

keep us updated anyway. girls are odd, and sometimes i think they want a good bio and interesting pics among good looking pics.

>>36867841
dont know. i was in a discord a while ago and it died after a few days and it wasnt really 4chan.

feel like i am just in a group chat on discord. people have an identity. its like reddit.

Post choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAepa4vfFtA`

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>>36867894
That's fair. We make sure to be exclusive to a few select boards. Namely r9k obviously. If you want to join and lurk that's fine.

>>36867846
flash backs of high school while listening to this.

i remember when emo was a thing and all the kids that never fitted in with the chav scene became emo

>>36867875
Hopefully I'll eventually have the balls to use my own photo on the profile.

>>36867897
this sends shivers down my spine. it's truly how I feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUZyvNAcBE8

>>36867966
tinder is honestly shit lad, most of the matches i get dont even reply to me. maybe im retarded though.

you got any matches yet?

>tfw got some vassen super fairy crystal pink circle lenses

jesus fkn christ they are
so radiant im doubting wearing them even at work where theres a chick with pink hair and a guy with blue highlights


the bambi queen green is so good tho. def getting the violet version

>>36865441
I giggles a bit.
>>36865461
This pocket pussy are a really good alternative.

>>36868087
sounds a bit gay that lad?

>>36867122
You should read up on Charles bukowsky.
He make some really good points about working and the drudgery it is.

>>36868116

>not being hip and rebellious

being a fit rebel is the best way to attract young girls and girly boys.

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>being a fit rebel is the best way to attract young girls and girly boys.

>>36866669
Almost godlike

>>36868188
i always attract girls of 18 and they are normally quite stupid and full of themselves.

>>36868243

well we sure as fuck arent marrying them so why do you care thay much that 18 year olds including you at one point are dumbfucks

>>36868279
i dont care, i was just expressing my opinion. i would rather fuck someone who i can connect with.

>>36868044
Dubs speak no lies

I was born a virgin I might die one but good to have fun in between

>>36866835
This sounds like something a virgin would say

>>36867427
I've done it lad. Made two accounts, one with my pic and one with a chad Australian guy with his dog. Every other detail was identical. Swiped everyone. My account got 2 matches, both fat single mum chavs. Chad got fucking dozens.

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i cried today over chores (more the straw that broke the camel's back rather than crying over the chores themselves) and then spent the rest of my day sleeping. i had my whole day planned out, doing things that would help me move forward with my life, but i cancelled it all instead to sleep because i felt like shit. feels bad, lads.

at least i've began tracking my calorie intake again and have stopped fapping. that's something, right? anyways, going to do what i was going to do today tomorrow instead.

anyone else get like this when everything gets too much and you just breakdown for a day?

>>36868470
>crying because you have to do chores

Grow up.

>>36865466
Passengers 2016
Oblivion

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>>36865082
French white girls love diversity edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

*Intimidates white boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful big black...

*cuts to interracial scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

my gf is a cute

>>36868707
My bf calls me cute

>>36868707
gf (male)?

otherwise get out

>>36868438
not even surprised lad.

only thing that pisses me off is that women say shit like "personality matters more" but we all know for a fact that if this was true they would be happy with an average looking guy who shared the same interests as them.

my housemates 3 yr old girl took my glasses off the other day and said urgh

>>36868796
Maybe stop molesting your housemate's kid

>>36868796
Really, I thought that most guys looked better without glasses?
Kek at your life though.

>>36868753
no lad shes got tits minge n everything

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I had a really retarded thought just now.
>If we can breed two people to pass down boob sizes why do we not just have huge boobs? Then I remembered that two girls can't reproduce

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I just managed to pass an interview for my first ever job (been NEET multiple years) and am starting in 2 days apparently. I've applied to a few places and this was the first one to respond. Should I continue to take interviews if I get any more responses from other places? because there are other places i'd potentially rather work. Am I allowed to just quit this job within a couple of days if I get a better offer?

>>36866898
how do I get an internet GF? one that is 100% female

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>>36865164
My lessons are tomorrow Xi

>>36868917
They can't physically make you keep coming to work if you refuse to work your notice. You won't get a reference, but if you've only been there a couple of days that doesn't matter anyway

>>36868830
yeah but up until then all was going well
>>36868845
kek indeed my friend, young and old find me repulsive

>>36867742
Oh. Just for a short ride on my bike. Down the beach at the moment lad

>>36867841
Code expired?

How do I stop being racist?

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I want to make my model tank with Katyusha

>>36869133
talk with non whites from 4chan

>>36869152
she isn't real ya dummy

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>>36869085
kgYrK

>>36867841
last time someone tried this the guy running it got bored of running it within 24 hours

>>36869193
I don't mind non whites as individuals

SHE IS NEVER COMING BACK SHE IS NEVER COMING BACK SHE IS NEVER COMING BACK

>>36869152
>>36869152
knots lad, knots

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It doesn't get easier after 25

>>36869263
Thats Common. Don't expect it to be booming every minute, but we do talk occasionally.

>>36869278
Please don't say that anon
She has to come back I need her

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>>36869313
but it does get peasier

>>36869334
i guess love is a funny thing the way is fades with out a warning. it does not ask to be excused and when its gone, its gone for good. it is never coming back. there is nothing you can do to save it, to make it breathe the way it did

TRUST ME IT IS GONE FOR GOOD.

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no seriously im only fed peas
please send help
i require assistance

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anyone in birmingham who can get me some carrots
please aid me

>someone on ebay is selling a unopened copy of super smash bros for gamecube for 1000 pound
it's sad how deluded some people

>>36867841
Expired lad

>>36869552
You can just as easily download an emulator and play it that way if you really wanted, considering getting a Wii emulator but I'm shit with tech

>>36869552
i remember when i used to sell stuff on amazon. i always sound stuff pretty cheap and i made a decent amount of profit.

i have a dragon box i might sell soon

>>36869337
hehe i like this post anon :)

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help
send help
i require medical intervention

Pease Porridge hot,

Pease Porridge cold,

Pease Porridge in the Pot

Nine Days old

Found Kay and Lee on Google maps, lads. I'll have their address soon enough.

>>36865466
Children of Men

A 100% must see

>>36869659
Who? 4884

>>36869659
Forgot link

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.4387722,-1.498388,3a,75y,127.03h,73.06t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sCoP3a9yRs2XpJoKXN9K6aA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

>>36869688
That's the exact kind of area I'd expect those dregs of society to live in

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>>36865206

>mfw learning SQL

I don't even know if it will turn out to be useful lmao

>>36866749

That's some interesting shading.

>>36869688
>>36869717
looks nice compared to where i live

Having a toasted cheese sandwich

>>36869720
SQL is hella useful especially if ur planning on working on web development. Thankfully a lot of menial work in SQL can be done easily with tools like MySQL workbench.

Watching lost after finishing my wage cuck job, what you all been doing today?

>>36869240
>>36869569
Fucking orgy nal

>>36869813
I had a nap, very cozy.

>>36869731
I like going to Greno
more the otherside good mountaing biking in them woods

>>36869720
I like it, looks a bit different
I've seen a blank version of it as well, must be a colour your own waifu type thing

>>36869817
still says expired mate

>>36869870
Fucking ell m8

Ok Pug8a
You better say something and not just lurk like a cunt

>>36869813
slept till 3 played a bit of vidya just waiting for a takeaway to be delivered

>>36869893
well now i don't want to join now you seem like a meanie

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>>36869908
Fuck fine, I'm sorry.

>>36869809
>hella
Orig

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I finished watching red dwarf.
now I have to find something else.
any recommendations for something similar?

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>>36865206
>tfw I got banned for vpn/proxy exit nodes even though I haven't used one
>tfw I can get through the ban on occasion but I never know when so 99% of my posts fail

>>36865466
Suprise suprise everyone in britfeel is a pleb.
Watch The Turin Horse

>>36869893
no cunts replying to me

im about to play dragon ball fusions. im proper chuffed lads

>>36869979
yeah, coronation street.

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So yeah.. I think I got friendzoned

I'm just gonna go study for the fucking tests and try not to break down

Don't even have the energy to play vidya or vent my feelings with a nice long REEE

Why the fuck am I such an undesirable beta skele loser, /r9k/? Why the fuck did I let go of my Chad side when I was a kid?

ah yes lads got the day off work tomorrow. am i going to do something productive or sit inside all day playing video games? i think it will be the latter.

What are some other chav brands to avoid?

>>36870158
If digits you get of your lazy ass and get productive

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>>36870174
Forgot mah chav brand image.

>>36870174
>>36870187
basically any sportswear

>>36870134
You the lad from yesterday who wanted to ask out that girl?

>>36870270
nope.. actually did try today but got the standard excuse bullshit

I haven't ever felt this faggoty over a lass and I sound like a fucking romance novel but

It hurts..
It fucking hurts

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>>36870218
And anything with logos bigger than teh fucking t-shirts.

>>36870187
i really like jack&jones. all of my clothes are from there.

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>>36865082
>tfw ear won't pop and it feels weird

>>36870332
i dont understand this friend zone stuff. surely the girl must of known that you where getting into her and that is why you spoke to her?

i have been speaking to a girl, now im afraid im going to be friend zoned. im gonna have to flirt with her but i dont know how

tell me the situation lad, how did you know her?

>>36870430
>friends with a girl
>I'll start flirting with her now
lad... it's gotta be from the start

wtf is flirting? can you give me an example

>>36870430
See
>>36870470
If you're not harmlessly flirting with all girls you meet, even ones you want just as friends, then you're doing it wrong lad.

>>36870492
It's hard to explain, it just comes natural lad.

>>36870492
ey bby u wan sum original fuk?

>>36870470
im not really mates with her though. ive only been speaking to her for 2 days. and i dont know. all the other girls i got into, i never flirted with them much, and definitely not at the start

how do you flirt anyway, what do you say?

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>>36870504
>it just comes natural
>be yourself

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lads post pics of your items and i'll tell you how much my pawn shop will give you

>>36870504
>It's hard to explain, it just comes natural lad.

but you must say something, do you compliment them?

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>>36870576
It's used for catching spiders

how humiliating lads

had to quit the gym in the new year cause of price increase, and thought I'd have a home gym set up by now so haven't been exercising

finally decided to do a workout in my bedroom because I'm barely closer to setting up my home gym

what happens after one set of squatting with my dumbbells? I've bloody got cramp in both my hamstrings and can't do any more! fuck me, I feel pretty low after that

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This is the Chinese character for "small table", "almost" and "how many"

Those three things aren't even fucking similar to each other.

>>36870576
>cash generator/converters
The one up my town centre closed.
I miss getting 50p DVDs and CDs.

>>36870591
then why is a spider using it?

>>36870624
so how do you write "tell me again how many small tables you almost bought"?

been another shooting in my area lads

>>36870626
I always feel weird when I walk into one of those stores

>>36870403
>tfw ears have been blocked for a year now
honestly i don't give a shit, it makes walking around in public nicer, since i don't hear obnoxious as fuck cars and people. i think if my hearing ever went back to normal, i'd go insane from all the sounds

>>36870649
The Chinese wouldn't have a conversation that complex.

>>36870657
I like them better than CEX.
Every CEX from Aberdeen to York smells like piss.

>>36870679
fucking hell how can you live like this lad

put some olive oil in them and free yourself from that hell

>googling how to flirt because normies wont tell me

>>36870698
give me an example of a typical chinese conversation then lad

it all sounds a bit dim witted and mongoloidish to me I have to say

>>36870591
at first I thought this was piece of outsider or folk art, which would have made it priceless. However, spider catching is a limited market, it could be on my shelf for months. It is a nifty piece of kit, but i could pay my guys to makereplicas. best i can do is 2.49

>>36870725
Read the wikipedia page and it's still no clearer to me.

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>>36870708
>go into CEX and the man at the till slaps you're waifu's ass. What do?

>>36870470
I ACTUALLY DID DO THIS

I don't know if she's scared or some bullshit like that, but our mutual friend keeps telling me that there's a chance but I'm kinda losing hope - we sometimes stay until 1-2 in the morning texting and I can feel a faint spark, but I don't know if it'll ever move further than that

>>36870726
>you buy table
>yes 6

>>36870726
*Two chinese men meet each other on a dirt road*

"Recently good?"

"I very good, Eat rice have you"?

"Eaten"

"You call what name?"

"I call Lee"

"You middle kingdom person?"

"Yes, I be middle kingdom person"

>>36870725
>>36870751
It really is a natural thing lad.
It's about making a girl feel nice, have a laugh, and get wet, but without being beta and actually complimenting a bird.
>>36870788
LAugh at him as she screams and calls the police.
Only cute people get away with being sexpests.

>>36870751
feel like im too robotic for any of this.

girls probably stop talking to sometimes because i never have banter with them, flirt or be stupid. they probably think i am really boring. im just socially retarded with women.

>>36870751
I like jokes and consider myself sort of not boring so my way of flirting is basically making a girl smile and initiating a convo after that - but I think that fails a lot because I just come off as friendly

Sexual innuendos are also a thing, landed me a chubby lass with em once but that doesn't count I think

>>36870824
Scotsman, Irishman and English man go to a bar.

Scotsman orders a whisky
Irishman orders a whiskey
Englishman orders a water because all english are muslims now. get it.

>>36870851
but to us that is like saying "just build a house, its a natural thing, it is about putting the parts in the right places"

i dont know how to have a laugh or make her feel nice, especially with out compliments. girls never put me in a humorous mood because they are never funny.

i need instructions

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>>36870883
WOAH DOOD WHAT A HILARIOUS AND EDGY COMMENT!!!!11!1!1!11!!!!
>t. american

>>36870851
Write a short screenplay about a flirt interaction or if you know of any good videos that demonstrate flirting please share.

>>36870928
You're supposed to be the funny one though

It's really hard to explain because it's a thing that comes with experience

>>36870723
i wouldn't really say i'm 'living' atm, lad

>flirting with a girl
>share a joke
>laughing with her
>she stops and says "oh no, sorry, I was laughing at [her friend], she just tripped up"
>turns back to the front of the hall and stare in silence

>>36870935
Fuck off paki lover.

>>36870950
Girl and man working together. Girl walks past man and bends over to pick something up.
Man: A little lower love. [the girl looks at the man and he winks, she smiles] sup?

....

Girl at work is in guys way, the guy picks her up and moves her.
Girl: Oh look at you being all dominant
Man: [cheekilly] I'll show you dominant doll. [man winks.]

>>36871004
>she smiles
this is where reality is different for me

>>36870962
im not really funny though. i used to be but my sense of humor has diminished over time. most guys i know with gfs are not funny so i dont know how they do. must be ways to get girls without being funny.

the best i can do is tell a funny story.

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"tai bang le" - Aweomse!

Direct translation "Too many stick".

>>36871004
>How to get pussy by Chad McThunderCock

Fuck off this will get anyone under 9.11/10 a rape claim

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>>36871004
>reacting so brashly to a satirical comment
Annoyed?

>>36871058
>fat stick end

>>36871004
hahahaha are you messin? most girls will probably think the guy is creepy unless he is a chad

>>36871023
That's why it's natural lad.

I can tell you from experience. I can say creepy stuff and the girls will smile. There's a guy who tried to get in on the lads bants, but he said something similar to what I would have, but it came off just creepy.

Basically a girl said I break her heart that she has to go home alone. This other guy said 'you don't have too'. And the girl had a cringe face that said 'pls no rape.'

>>36871059
Calm down lad. It's all about how you get on with people. I'm hardly a 7 let alone a 9.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZcZfAr4NyQ

>>36871004
Oh so flirting is being a perv and sexual assault?

>>36871054
Ah yeah! You're onto something there - funny stories and personal experiences are a great way to talk to girls (and people in general) because you show that you are capable of leading an interesting life

Protip: Work on your presentation skills, even a slightest mumble or mutter can ruin the whole story so you gotta act confident and tell it relatively loudly (bluff the confidence, if it works for me, t. skeletor mcugly, it has to work on you)

>>36871117
but without sounding/looking like you're a sexpest.

It's a hard skill.

Gonna get a credit card with 0% interest for 2 years and then get electrolysis

It's about 150 quid for an hour per week
I can manage that with a job but it'll take at least a year

>>36871149
Electrolysis?

t. uneducated pleb

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>Mark was receving instructions from Her Majesty's secret service to become a secret agent
>on one occasion, Mark spent the weekend in John's bedroom at John's house, again he was persuaded that out of duty to Britain and the secret service he had to perform a sex act on John

wew lads, how far would YOU go to protect your nation?

>>36871193
This can't be real.

That said, I'd top, but never bottom for my country. Assuming the pay was good.

>>36871235
very much real lad, some people out there are incredibly stupid

>tfw you'll never create such an elaborate ruse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfECN3zFTjg

>>36871178
To get rid of my facial hair
Had 7 laser sessions and it's not doing much in certain areas

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>>36865082
Slacking off in the slave pits
*giggles*
Wagecuck problems. At least you get your pay-dirt at the end of the week after sucking your bosses toes, right little wagie?

>>36869720
Why would you learn SQL before any server side language that works alongside it, are you looking to be a DBA?

>>36871193
>happily would place cock in ass
>wouldn't want to experience the pleasure of prostate milking

Literal faggot.

>>36871272
>paki
>has trouble getting rid of facial hair
no shit, you guys are hairy as fuck.

beat my dad 3-1 on cat spotting during our walk

>>36871302

better than sitting at home clicking on a mining deposit on runescape for pay-dirt you waste of space NEET.

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He's awesome (He very stick)

watching the 1990 total recall for the first time, i've missed loads of classic movies, anyone got any good recommendations? I've got minority report, aliens, and bladerunner to watch!

>>36871345
And little white slags love it

>>36871326

I'm working with a data set with a few hundred thousand records, I figured something like sqlite might make more sense than having an enormous python dictionary that contains lots of smaller dictionaries.

I could be wrong, of course.

>>36871384
Pretty sure these are just Chink equivalent of ateji.

>>36865082
>LD50
Could someone explain?

>>36871445
of a drug lad?

At a fucking compound in the middle of nowhere for a work course lads. Some field outside of Birmingham. Somewhere we can talk about growth and proactivity and trust for two days straight.

Onsite shops, a hotel, a gym and everything. Serious cult vibes.

>>36871464
That's the lethal dosage of certain drugs right? I was wondering what it meant in the OP image.

>>36871468
Don't drink the punch

>>36871401
Predator, Robocop, Starship Troopers, Demolition Man... just my favourite kitschy sci fi tbqh

>>36871476
lethal dose that kills 50% of the population tested yeah

no idea what it means in the OP image though la

>>36871490
>>36871476
just thought, it's probably a reference to Shipman and the lethal dose of morphine posts

shoulda realised earlier tbqhwyf

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Here's a fun one lads. Chinese have different characters for "He" and "She". But they're both spoken the same "Ta".

No imagine the sentence "He think's she's attractive".

>>36871537
>No imagine the sentence "He think's she's attractive".
imagine the sentence "he thinks she (he) is attractive"

>>36871269
>Kevin the gay foot fetishist stalker

Sounds like half of r9k

Anyone else filled with a righteous fury when you see bad shit happening.

>chinese webm of kids being run over
>orbitters threatening to kill underage girls

Technology that can punch people through the internet is direly needed.

>>36871554
Yes but you could also be saying "he thinks he's attractive". or "She thinks she's attractive"

In spoken language there is no difference.

I imagine this would get rather confusing.

>>36871414
Makes sense, a properly indexed table should be able to search millions of records in a fraction of a second

>>36871580
yeah I know lad I was just referencing the meme that is very prevalent here on /britfeel/

>>36868438
>>36868767
top 2% of Chads fuck 99% of the women when it comes to tinder

eventually the roasties get old and busted, look you up on FB and try and hook with a beta like us for the monies/security

it's a sad sad world lads

Can I still post?
I hope I can

if i was ugly lads. i would be so fucked. i have no social skills with women, the only reason they even give me a chance is because im half decent looking.

god help ugly lads with no social skills

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oo its a webm

strong n stable eh lads

>>36871660
its sad but if we where women, we would probably do the same thing. if we only wanted sex, why would we go for average guys when we could get chads.

women still date average guys, they just dont typically hook up with them for casual sex.

fucking hell, legit nearly just died

>saw some toffee sauce that you use on pancakes in the cupboard
>drunk and decided to be a fat cunt
>squirted some into my mouth
>goes down the wrong way
>it's so viscous that coughing doesn't shift it
>vision starts tunneling
>sip some water
>manange to cough it up

never again

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>>36871585
>a properly indexed table should be able to search millions of records in a fraction of a second

s-such power!

>>36871722
when I was 16 I wolfed down some tesco tiger rolls

I was in the kitchen at the time and my throat was 100% blocked, tried to move towards the stairs but I was borderline passing out when my mummy ran towards the kitchen and disloged it by hitting my back

scary times lads, if I was alone I probably would have died

all the fit girls in dragonball z are taken. feels wrong to wank over them because i dont want to cuck the z fighters

why oh why

>Yanks get their wives things on mothers day
>Children get their parents something on their wedding anniversary

Why are yanks weird?

>>36871788
reference to large inbreeding in the formative years of the USA

Well, I've got the shits again. I've spent a fucking DECADE with this. Genuinely think it's getting to the point where I should just be an hero. I've got a few thousand to leave behind and my death in service benefit pays out 2 years' salary. Right now:

> fucking constant stomach being a cunt
> fucking hormones fucking with my dick
> anxiety and depression for 10 fuckin' years
> some bullshit making my fucking lips go red like I'm wearing fucking lipstick half the time

Is it too much to want to go to work, do a fucking average job and do the best I can for my gf without all this shit? It's not like I'm asking to be Chad here