What would you unironically do in this situation?

stab him in the neck

Let him smash. Obviously. All women need a BBC in her life.

Wonder why he slapped my waifu pillow, then congratulate him on his excellent taste. Then inquire if he'd like to imbibe a few 40s and watch her show together that afternoon.

That's illegal in some countries. sure if I call the police the girl is gone but at least the Nigger doesn't get away with it.

that would only happen in blacks neighborhoods though

there's literally nothing anyone can do, and the woman should acknowledge that

you can, in case of losing the girlfriend, work out and do the same to another couple in some years and the guy can potentially need to do the same and it repeats and repeats for all eternity

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I would recognize that we all have cultural differences and the mental limitations placed on black men don't give them much leeway in the rape/nonrape department.

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Why I ask he'd mind giving my hot little wife a dose of that BBC

Gauge my GF's reaction. If she was even a little bit into it I'd try and set something up with him.

>>36867461
I would ask why he fanned the air beside me.

Pull my fake gun and threaten to shoot him

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most black dudes are gay, so I'd probably just leave him alone

>>36867898
Just bc I would tap a trap doesn't mean I'm gay, anon. Baka.

>>36867461
Become his boyfriend and inject female hormones on each other until we are two pretty anime lesbian girls.

>>36867961
ah, the old "on the down low" you spooks love so much, fucking wannabe homos

>>36867710
wow so original you win a le (you) from me good sir

Edit: thx for le gold :)

well first of all, i wouldn't live where shirtless feral niggers roam around

Tell him to fuck her while I watch

>>36867461
Probably ask him what the fuck he was doing and kick the shit out of him

My gf and I talked about this. She said it's her job to tell him to fuck off and grab me then walk away with me. I was pretty happy she said that.

>>36867461
"Get your hands off of my cotton nigger!"
>shoot
>realize I am a sandnigger myself
>shoot self

I would rape both of them.

Oh wait am I supposed to be the arab guy?