>jokngly tell my bf that if he doesnt go to the store to get

>>37362862
A-are you LITERALLY autistic, femanon? Because any normal person would know that's a terrible idea.

>>37362862
get this fake ass shit outta here

>>37362862
Be smarter with the next bf. You dumb cunt.

great bait really potent stuff

>>37362862
Why is your bf fucking retarded

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>>37362862
btfo dumb fuckign roastie
your ex is a fucking bro, maybe stop thinking you deserve self-respect chad and get a nasty beta from here lmao dum cunt

>>37362862
>bf's been in some slump lately
>just kind of sits there listlessly watching netflix
>toys are getting boring its been a week now
>absolutely unreceptive to advances
>trying to be sweet and coax him
>whisper in his ear that if he doesn't fuck me right now i'll tell everyone he raped me
>can visibly see the cogs in his head turning
>pops a boner during this process
>good enough for me
You need to get a better boyfriend or train them better.

>>37362862
Traps are gay as fuck. You've been mute cuz ya ain't original

>>37363041
You are why I'm glad I'm single.

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>>37362862
>Females can ruin your life just by saying you raped them, even with no proof nowadays
>"You know what joking about that is a great idea"
>What do?

Stop being a fucking idiot, thot.

>>37363080
I literally only stopped being single because he fucked better than most. If he can't get past his depressive episodes to do his job why should i keep him around?

>>37363282
>why should i keep him around?
You shouldn't, you are a parasite that is no doubt going to ruin his life later down the line. The sooner you split up with him and go back to being the town bicycle, the better

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>>37362882
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>>37363055
I thought he was your typical memer boy. He even had a kekistan flag so I figured I could joke around like that ;-;

i want my boyfriend to take me to the zoo and amusement park, should i try this?

>>37364182
I don't take anything except serious things to heart.
Your boyfriend sounds like an autist

>>37362862
clearly he swallowed one too many redpills and is so deep in ideology that he's completely gone.

forget about him and find yourself a man who isn't so weak and pathetic as to be brainwashed. tell your next bf he raped you for real so you're protected. *nods respectfully in your direction*

>>37363041
that sounds hot tbqh

oregano

>>37362862
>don't like joke gf makes
>get upset
>don't confront gf
>instead drive off

Your boyfriend sounds autistic. He couldn't have just told you something like "don't ever say that again" if he really hated it that much?

I get that it's just a joke but in a world where equality doesn't seem to exist any more and feminism gets more cancerous by the day, a rape allegation towards a male could ruin his life.

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Why are we pretending that OP is a girl and that this happened?

>>37362862
That's pretty fucked up to do to him.

Can't say I have any sympathy. Hopefully he didn't leave a mark so you don't have any evidence. poor guy.

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>>37364182
>He had a kekistani flag
Why were you dating a redditor?

>>37362862
You kill yourself for being a normie and posting here

While doing the captcha I realized this was b8. You got me.

>>37362882
>A-are you LITERALLY autistic
Autistics don't do these morbid jokes. Don't know where you got that idea.

>>37362862
Did the punch leave a mark?
If so follow through on your rape threat.

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Alright guys update:

He is at his moms house right now cooling down. I explained to her that we were just joking around but he didnt get it. She understands and we cleared the air, but now his family is giving him shit for beating me.

>>37365585
>get falsely accused of rape
>wtf dude you can't hit a woman!

He needs to get back in his car and keep driving.

>>37362862
>"joke" about how you can ruin his life on a whim
>expect anything positive
You are the dumb.
>>37364926
Its fun and I'm bored
>>37365585
>hit you once
>"beating you"
How badly did you exaggurate what happened?

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You're a piece of shit. There are men out there whose lives were ruined by girls who lied on them and you want to make a joke about?

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>>37365636
I honestly didnt even mention getting hit to avoid. He must've told them on his own

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>>37366095
He always jokes on about how "niggers look like monkeys" and "women are useless" and shit so I thought he could take it

please kill yourself in an oregano way

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>>37366107
I have no words but I must type
The robot's wrath knows no bounds.

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>>37363108
Exactly op is a fucking moron roastie deserved it

Probably a bad joke, depending on your relationship with the mate.

Other hand, he probably should have taken a few more sentences on the topic to ascertain the seriousness of the situation.

Bad situation all about. I'd wager he's staying away because he hit you and he doesn't know what to do about it.

>>37366134
Well, fuck him then.

>>37364946
I know it's been one horse, but you can't lie the flag looks well made and kinda cool.

>>37366095
There are people who died in 9/11 and people still make jokes all the time
There are people who died in the holocaust
>inb4 /pol/
and people still make jokes

Why does it matter?

/r9k/ jokes about things that ruin the lives of people like school shootings but when a woman jokes about something that ruins lives it's suddenly not ok?

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>>37367105
And for the people that make those jokes there are a shit ton of people that will negatively react. Do i think the people that make those jokes are pieces of shit? Yes.
They're tasteless jokes that take no originality or creativity. Fitting of a normie girl, in OP's case.

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>OP image is an anime girl
>greentext story about being a girl
That's all the criteria of a troll post that will reach 400 replies in the next hour