>going to a normalfag party this weekend How do I go about this?

Use alcohol, and lots of it

>>37254682
It's considered really cool if you stand against the wall watching the party without talking to anyone

>>37254682
Try to push them off the balcony like Elliot

close the tab that says /r9k/ and then never come back fuckin normie trash

Do some cocaine OP. You will get laid if you share with bitches

>>37254682
remember your costume anon. that's important

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>>37254682
smoke the dank chronic lettuce and put your hands in the air and say YEAAHHH

>>37254682
cyborg here. years ago i used to occasionally go to normie parties. get drunk before you go, but not so drunk that you make a fool of yourself. basically once you notice walking is slightly difficult, thats where you want to be. i'd always try to find the people smoking weed and start talking to them about space and physics and shit. dont smoke the weed though. weed + alcohol will knock you the fuck out if youre not used to both at the same time, all the time.

>>37255916
but hit that shit anyway nigga aayyyyy

>>37254682
you don't. you can't pull it off unless you are a normie.

>>37254758
Listen to this guy. If you're not good friends with anyone there, just get drunk, but not too drunk, so that you start to enjoy just talking to random people.

>>37254682

Don't expect the parties to be anywhere close to what you see in movies. Bring your own drugs and don't act overly friendly.

When everybody is drunk - time to steal snacks and profits.

Mention things like trap porn and anal masturbation a lot, and stare at girls but don't approach
Make sure you don't bring your own alcohol just drink other people's booze and as much of it as you can as fast as you can
The more alcohol you drink the more the girls will be impressed = higher chance of one of them giving you the sex you are owed
Make sure you tell people that you don't really get drunk easily or that alcohol actually makes you better at some things
Request sad music or weird indie shit frequently
If you have to puke don't run outside or to the bathroom, just try to swallow it to avoid embarrassment

Always remember a passed out girl is fair game and you should sit near her and touch her while she's unconscious