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>Best friend had an argument with his daughter
>She shows up at my house
>She ran away from home because she didn't want to be around her dad
>She wants to stay here because I'm 'better than her dad'
>Don't want this
>Call her dad and ask him to come pick her up
>She overhears me and says she doesn't want to go and she'd rather live in the street
>He tells me to put up with her for a day or two so she cools off and he'll come pick her up
>Tell him I don't exist to babysit his children and to come pick her up
>She overhears me and asks if I don't like her
>Feel like an asshole and say fine I'll let her stay
>Don't know what to do here
Being the cool uncle figure doesn't pay off. How do I convince her to go home?
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She's gonna be gone in a day. Just treat her like she's your cousin and needs to stay the night or something.
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>>37474379
Step 1:
>talk to her and find out what the dumb argument was about
You need intel.
Step 2:
>don't be too welcoming, you can't let this be vacation-like
>if she wants to stay she has to clean / do her homework / etc.
>be generally annoying in terms of the volume you go around your business at home
Step 3:
>DON'T FUCK HER
>DO NOT
If you follow this procedure and mostly ignore her it should be good.
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>>37474379
Why did you let her in? If you dont want people in your house and have trouble throwing them out then WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LET HER IN?
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>>37474379
Well for one: don't try to fuck her.
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Be nice for a night at least. If you don't have any plans you might as well humor her. Go get some frozen yogurt or some shit and watch some Netflix or show her one of your favorite movies. It's something to do.
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>>37474486
>>37474578
Why not? It happens all the time in porn
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>>37474608
>>37474578
>fuck her
>she likes it
>now she doesn't want to leave
or
>she likes it but feels guilt/doesn't like it/someone finds out
>rape charges
>your home is prison now
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>>37474608
So does accepting sex as payment for a pizza.
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>>37474379
Do the same shit as her father which annoys her.
She will bail out sooner than you say "house cleaning"
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How old is she?
originalis commentado
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>>37474486
This seems smart. I would this.
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>>37474379
How old?
Talk to her and figure out why she's so mad and try to work it through with her and your friend. Solve the problem for both of you, you lose the parasite and your mate will be thankful.
Other than that tolerate her for now and understand she's going through a harder time than you are in this situation. Also, don't sleep with her.
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>>37474486
>FUCK HER
FTFY
>Fucking don't lie to Anon, this is his chance to get some delicious loli puss puss
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>>37474379
Dude don't break the bro-code. Don't fuck the daughter.
Only your son is allowed to fuck his daughter, though I'm guessing you have no children so tough shit for you then I guess
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>>37474379
just fuck her in the pussy you faggot
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>>37474379
I... I wrote a song for Chitose.
You are my Chitose
My only Chitose
You make me happy
When the skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take my little Chitose away
I hope she'll like it.
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>>37474379
>tfw you'll never be a favourite uncle your niece seeks out to feel save
I fucking could've had it all.
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How old is she? Is she hot?
Did you do anything lewd?
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>>37474379
Just put up with her shit for 2 days max and she will go back
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>>37474555
If I didn't she'd just wait outside until I did and it would look bad.
>>37475588
She's 15. Apparently she has done poorly in school and her dad was giving her a hard time. She said that she'd try better next time but her dad wouldn't let up and made her feel bad and she said the pressure he puts on her is why she has a hard time.
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>>37479347
>15
Make sure she has access to towels. Don't fuck her either.
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>>37479347
>She's 15.
Too old. Disgusting.
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The number one question that must be posed: is she sexually attractive?
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Have sex with her
HAVE SEX WITH HER
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>>37479347
>15
the real question here is how old are YOU. Why are you posting anime girls on 4chan
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Post a picture of her and we'll determine if she's worthy of the fucking
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>>37479347
Does father help her?
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Make her eat lots of eggs
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>>37474379
>>She overhears me and asks if I don't like her
SHE IS GOING TO TRY TO FUCK YOU
DO NOT DO IT
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>>37474578
No, DO try and fuck her. That way they'll leave you alone.
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>not ONE single person pointing out this is stale pasta
....Summer.
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>>37480038
Classicness.
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>>37480069 this
>People giving solid advice and getting invested in the thread
>not insantly realising this is a guy with a young teenage girl fetish who's roleplaying it in this thread
He's probably jacking'off right now to all you gullible cunts.
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