TIPs: You guys can fuck chicks. It's easy

>>37474926
A simple reverse image search and I have deduced that you are telling porkies on the internet.

I've had sex several times btw. The last time was 2 months and 2 days ago.

>>37474926
nice take on a classic pasta
8/10 needs more sauce

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>>37475005
>>37475014
i post on b a lot.

here is another bitch

>>37475037
Meh, it's not exactly hard to get sluts to take their clothes off in the modern age

>>37475069
np, just tell them you want to see their tits. they usually will desu

>>37475086
You have to guage what kind of girl it is first tho. Some will send filth almost instantaneously, others will publicly out you as a pervert.

Common sense and judging your targets are vital skills for any young degenerate

>>37474926
Last time I tried this:

>creep girl out
>have cops called
>arrested
>have court date with said girl
>lose court battle
>sexual harassment charges slapped on me
>two years in jail
>have to register as sex offender after sentence
>legally have to tell all my neighbors that I'm one every time I move
>reputation instantly ruined
>can only get job through parole officer now
>shit jobs like walmart
>no friend anymore
>and kids egg my house on occasion

>>37475203
but if you didnt say anything you would have always been wondering "what if?"

>>37475243
Because apparently that's a worse fate than being pinned in shower corner by multiple Tyrones.

>>37474926
Oh yeah sure 10/10 advice there bro i'll give it a go what's the worst that can happen haha

>>37475277
the thought can lead people to depression. sometimes suicide

>>37475352
So does going to prison.

>posting in this trash thread
sage and move on

"Fucking chicks" is relatively easy but it's a lot harder to find something lasting. I want a woman who I'd be willing to marry and a companion to go through life with. Casual sex really isn't that rewarding. I'd go as far to argue that it damages you.

>>37474926
just b yourself
original original

>>37475203
Hmm yeah i'm sure you got two years for just being innocent

>>37474926
I want a gf not a stupid basic bitch to fuck on a one night stand, if I wanted that shit I would just wank

>>37474926
can someone tell me why her poop is skin color?

>>37475352
Sorry but nobody is going to commit suicide because they didn't bang that one roastie at that one club on that one night.
At most it will be a moment where you tell yourself "whatever"

>>37475403
>le just world fallacy
Don't know about the prison part. But approaching the wrong girl is enough to ruin your reputation and lose your job.

>inb4dontapproachthewronggirl
1). Not the point
2). There isn't a way to identify them. The "wrong girl" is defined by behaviour and psychology. Not looks or style.

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Confidence can't fix me.

>>37475367
being in prison still gives you a chance to bend your fate.
you can't change the past, so you should try your best in the present for a better life in the future

>>37474926
i need to get myself sorted first

>>37475477
grow out your beard
grow out your hair (that haircut is horrendous)
take better care of your skin
get some rest
and for the love of god SMILE

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>>37474926

If you're on r9k then you really aren't getting laid, friend.

>>37475472
It's true. A lot of those alpha pick up techniques involve sexually harassing women, lewd jokes, grabbing them by the pusy, tits or ass, kissing them, being really persistent and it can really turn girls on and work on most girls husband/boyfriend or not
But do it on some fucking Hugh mungus incident tier feminazi and you are screwed

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I have no clue how normalfags go from talking to sex. It makes no sense to me; It's basically magic.

Who else knows this feel

>>37475477
A couple years in the gym can.

>>37475575
I used to grab girls asses all the time and get their numbers, then recently an asian girl screamed when I grabbed her ass after getting her number and made a huge scene didn't call the cops though. I've been careful ever since
I figured that since I'm a 6 foot white guy I'm invisible and can't do whatever the hell I want, but its not quite the case

>>37475590
OP here. I do. I made thread up pretending to be a chad. I'm just a beta faggot like everyone here :(

I literally have no idea how you go from "Hey whats whats your n-name?" to sex.

>>37475472
Is this something only American girls do or are you all just delusional, paranoid idiots? I'm betting on the latter. I see shit like this posted all the time. "Dude don't approach girls bro she'll scream rape" this, "you'll lose your job" that. I'm Norwegian and even though the women here are roasties, they never pull shit like this.

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>>37474926
golly gee you are so cool

im sure you dont have any attractive traits whatsoever just like most robots. they just need to learn.

love the original content by the way. ive never seen a thread like this posted before...like ever

>>37475610
*invincible
jkasL

>>37475590
I don't even know how they talk to strangers like that.

>>37475590
It's a progression from building comfort, to building sexual attraction, to touching, to sex. If you're a healthy attractive male and you're talking to a healthy attractive female and she's interested, you both know sex. It's just doing the dance (with maybe a little or a lot of alcohol involved) until you wake up the next day full of regrets, STDs, or an unplanned pregnancy. If you want to not be a degenerate then stretch it out over a longer period of time and add in common interests and values.

>>37475590
Because women want to get fucked or want to cuck men for social status and money
Either have good genes or have something they can use, the words don't matter much, just don't appear to be retarded

>>37475637

>I'm Norwegian and even though the women here are roasties, they never pull shit like this.

That's because you don't go outside.

>>37475575
Sexual harrasment originalio

>>37475637
My best friend tried approaching a girl in college and inadvertently creeped her out. Word quickly spread, and his reputation was not only ruined, but he got expelled because of Title IX policies. The experience was traumatizing enough that he committed suicide several years later. :/

cool thread haha

>>37475538
Clean your room and rescue your lost dad from the dungeon.

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>>37475952

Repeat after me: THANKS FEMINISM!

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>>37476003
THANKS (((FEMINISM)))!

Marc Lepine did nothing wrong.

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>>37475952
kek absolute madman

oregano

>>37475477
You should take a nap outside on a sunny day

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>>37474926
>go to club
>rejected by guard

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>>37475952
only solution is to shoot up the place Tbh
by shooting yourself the normies only get what they want, which is having to deal with 1 less weirdo

>>37474926
>make her laugh

you make it sound like a button you press, it's not that easy for autists like us

>>37475993
Gender roles are kinda flipped in my family - dad is in the kitchen and mom is working. Maybe that's why I'm a mess. But yeah - what you said is a start.

>>37474926
>talk to her
Girls don't want to listen to me talk about space warfare or one of my other autistic interests.

>>37474926
You're living in a dream world, OP. Stay there. Ignorance is bliss.

>>37475590
here's a story i witnessed at work one night. It doesn't make sense to me either, but maybe one of you can decipher it.

>working with girl
>bbc football player comes up
>they had never met before
>they talk for like 2 minutes tops
>later she gets a message on her instagram account
>he looked up after talking to her
>it asks if she wants to come over and "do some math homework"
>later that night i overhear her talking about how she's going to go

see guys, getting laid is that easy

>>37476221
hnnng did this actually happen

>>37476236
it did, it was college, is it really that unbelievable?

>>37476129
It's more tragic and sad if somebody takes it out on them and nobody else. The girl ended up regretting the whole thing, but no one that knew him ever forgave her.

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>>37476236
What do you think? BBC football players are Gods on campus.

>>37474926
>Have some fucking confidence. Leave your bedroom. Go to a fucking club. Sluts are everywhere waiting to be fucked.

By Chad, not by kissless virgins

>>37475203
Obviously you just forgot to be yourself

>>37476298
Bro I was a robot back in the day. I used to play PS2 as a kid. Didn't lose the V card until I was 16:(

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>>37476300
YES!!! I can post this screencap now!

>>37476256
That black guys a manlet. I wouldn't think too much about it, he can easily get cucked

>>37476324
>Didn't lose the V card until I was 16
I'm 36 and still haven't lost my v-card.

>>37476332
>being yourself makes this happen
ch-ch-change yourself

>>37475203
>>37475952
See, I'm scared some shit like this will happen if I try hitting on a random girl at a club or a show or something. At the very least, it would be a good way to get kicked out of a place and have a bunch of people think you're a creep. Say what you will, a girl is going to respond much differently to a natural alpha than to some socially awkward dude trying to game her

>>37476370
Then you wouldn't be being yourself at that point.

>>37475203
yeaaaahhhhh you don't get two years for just asking a girl if she wants to fuck.....

>>37476332
I really want to know what the guy did to creep her out. And what, exactly, he would have had to tell people when he had to explain what he did.

>i talked to this girl and told her that her hair smelled nice. now i'm on the register

>>37476411
having arrested people for this in the past, it's usually something like five years.

>>37476300
>>37476332
>>37476370

The second worst advice is "Just stop giving a fuck". Stop caring so much and you'll become like Dan Cilley.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTEqVuIRADo

>>37476435
no it's not. I've been to prison for drugs, I know the legal system and no you don't get that for just asking to fuck, that's not grounds for even sexual harassment.

>>37475952
How specifically did he approach her?

>>37476405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWmZgXevGRI
f-f-fake it
t-t-till you
m-m-make it

>>37476418

>>37476435 here. Basically, they just have to tell the specific crime you were charged for (sexual harassment, stalking, rape, etc) and answer any questions they have. By definition of the law, unwanted attention and contact is grounds for harassment charges, so he probably has general sexual harassment felony/misdemeanor.

>>37476461
Harassment, by legal definition, is unwanted contact or attention. Asking for sexual intimacy puts it in the sexual harassment territory. Which is taken very seriously.

t. former cop

>>37476435
rape MIGHT get 5 years...... asking someone to have sex won't. Even if he were to have offered money it would have been plead to a misdemeanor. You don't go to prison for simply asking someone to have sex, it's not illegal. He really would have had to fuck with her or been like a child molester in the past and had a lot of papers on him. You are really bad at pretending to be a cop

>>37476466
He basically thought she was cute and tried striking a conversation. She got freaked out and started scolding him in front of everyone in the area. Which then lead to word being spread on campus, and you know the rest.

>>37476570
no and it especially wouldn't be a felony. Unwanted contact or attention falls into pretty much anything if yo udon't like the person. You can't just charge someone because you don't want them to ask you something. You are speaking more of work place harassment or that the person has a history with the person charging them. It doesn't happen with a one off situation. Unless the person is underage.... then even so it would be plead to a misdemeanor. For that type of harassment it couldn't have been a single act of contact, think about it....

>>37476575
>You don't go to prison for simply asking someone to have sex, it's not illegal.
It is if it's unwanted.

>>37476609
What specifically did he say and what did she claim he did?

>>37476452
i forgot about that guy.
how the fuck does he have the confidence to act like a maniac without embarrassment?

>>37476629
>You can't just charge someone because you don't want them to ask you something.
you can if they feel you're a threat enough to require a police presence.

>For that type of harassment it couldn't have been a single act of contact, think about it....
unfortunately from having to cuff guys over this before, that's not always the case. some in that scenario are just unlucky.

>>37474926
You forgot the first and most necessary step: don't be ugly
Most of us can't get past that so it's pretty useless.

>>37476661
no lol I can think in my head that I don't want someone to come talk to me and if they do I can't charge them with harassment. I have to keep refusing them saying to stop talking to me, stop talking to me please go away and it takes quite a bit. If it seems like a threat to enough other people then you can be picked up but the charge isn't going to be sexual harassment. It will lead to a guilty plea for a lesser misdemeanor definitely no prison time or sex offender registry.
>>37476730
no, you just weren't a cop and you wouldn't even know about the charge while arresting them..... that's not a cops job, you're just a fucking idiot

friends occasionally dragged me to clubs
>sit alone
>some girl sits next to me, says hi
>say hi, offer a sip from my bottle
>keep staring to the other side of the club
>she sits for a while and leaves

>see a girl from high school, with whom I had maybe one shared class
>talk about some shit about college etc
>after a while she makes excuses to leave, looking uncomfortable
this has happened several times

I'm just fucking dumb and boring person so I've decided to retire from trying. To be honest I have no idea how to act around other people.

>any friends talking about relationships, girls etc
>they make sure I can't hear


>see friends tinder conversations
>calls girls sluts and all kinds of disgusting things
>has a new girl every time I see him

>>37476780
>ugly people don't have sex
mental retardation is a terrible thing

>>37476666
Don't know the details, but he said generally the same shit you would to meeting someone new. I've said the same things to women before, and never had a problem. Sadly, not for him.

She, on the other hand, just went on a feminist rant about men always harass women on the streets, how they always approach women who do not want to be approached, how she call campus security on him for it, the cops etc. And unfortunately, according to the college, just even talking to someone who doesn't want you to is sexual harassment as per campus policy. And the college's failure to resolve the issue would violate Title IX laws. Hence the expulsion.

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>>37474926
>wanting casual sex

But why would I just want to fuck a girl? I couldn't care less about just having sex. There needs to be more than just something physical.

You aren't going to find anything more than a cheap fuck at the club.

>>37474926
I don't want to fuck a slut though. I want to fuck a girl who wants to be with me, wants me for me.

>>37476851
casual sex is much harder than meeting a bunch of people and starting to date seriously over time. this thread is for kids who don't have time or don't want to date but still like girls.

>>37476815
>offer a sip from my bottle
Never, ever do this. It is a prime way to catch herpes, especially in a club.

>>37476810
>I can't charge them with harassment.
you can at least call the police and get a lawyer present. that's how it usually went when I still worked.

>I have to keep refusing them saying to stop talking to me, stop talking to me please go away and it takes quite a bit. If it seems like a threat to enough other people then you can be picked up but the charge isn't going to be sexual harassment.
one: persistence just adds evidence the case, likening the chances of a conviction. two: it still can be sexual harassment and a charge for such if you're unlucky enough. which some arrests unfortunately lead to.

>It will lead to a guilty plea for a lesser misdemeanor definitely no prison time or sex offender registry.
sadly, in my experience, not always the case.

this doesn't *always* happen. most judges throw out the case due to lack of evidence or the lawyers making a deal. every now and then, unfortunately, some guys have to be slapped with not only a misdemeanor, but a felony charge, and have their life ruined because of it.

>>37474926
Kek I actually made the mistake of going to a club and it was seriously a fucking mistake. No girl wanted to talk to me and it was literally Chads everywhere who in fact came with the girls.

>>37477011
yea i know. i dont really go out anymore to be honest

>>37476810
>>37476575
>>37476461
When I was interning for my law degree, I've seen a couple clients who were on sexual harassment trials for simply talking to a girl. And yes, the reports and explicitly stated all they did was approached an individual who didn't consent to, well, being approached. But it lead to them serving only a few months in a minimum security facility at worst. No sex offense registry, but I can kind of see it happen.

I take it you're not American.

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I'm still not sure whether I'm getting true love or whores. I'd prefer true love but whores are a nice booby prize.

>>37477019
>amerigan justice system
kek must be nice to get convicted by 12 random ppl just cause they dont like you
seriously i dont get how the worlds leading economical power can be so backwards oh wait its capitalism but at least socialist china will take over the world soon

>>37477019
no, i mean that the cop wouldn't know what the actual charge is because there isn't a charge yet. And if you call the police and get a lawyer present welll... that's not how things work at ALL, as in that's not the procedure whatsoever. And yes some unlucky arrests are out of that, but they won't be charged with sexual harassment for two fucking years let alone 5 lol. In your experience you are a cop, that is not your job, you could get fired for even following something that hard. He wouldn't get sex offender registry anyway because it's not a crime that even puts you on it. It would have to be proven to be deviant as well. When I was in prison twice, there was only ever one sexual harassment charged guy in there the whole time. He got 3 months and it was his third time. If you didn't whip your dick out or grope the person they aren't charging you with jack shit. Even in jail there never was any. Even for propositioning a minor that would be pushing it at 2 years...

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>>37476948
Anon, pls. That is simply too much.

>>37477130
No I'm american, I'm just saying it's bullshit someone saying they got 2 years, and then a cop saying the norm is 5 years lol like you have it right, at MOST they'd get a slap on the wrist probably not even prison just jail and definitely no registry. Unless they did something like flip there dick out or grope them

>>37477170
>no, i mean that the cop wouldn't know what the actual charge is because there isn't a charge yet.
you still have to take them down to the station and either do the rest yourself, or give it to someone else.

>And if you call the police and get a lawyer present welll... that's not how things work at ALL, as in that's not the procedure whatsoever.
it's usually the lawyers who try to push for sexual harassment charges on the part of the client.

>And yes some unlucky arrests are out of that, but they won't be charged with sexual harassment for two fucking years let alone 5 lol.
i've had to see it on occasion. /shrug

>In your experience you are a cop, that is not your job, you could get fired for even following something that hard.
it's my job to make the arrest, book them in the station, and let others in the legal system decide the rest.

>He wouldn't get sex offender registry anyway because it's not a crime that even puts you on it.
unwanted contact is harassment, which is a crime.

>It would have to be proven to be deviant as well.
or that they were enough of a threat to be put away.

>When I was in prison twice, there was only ever one sexual harassment charged guy in there the whole time. He got 3 months and it was his third time.
he was lucky.

>If you didn't whip your dick out or grope the person they aren't charging you with jack shit.
i've had the misfortunate of charging them with 'jack shit.'

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>>37474926
these things are easy to YOU and other normies like YOU, please go back to wherever the fuck you came from, you're not wanted here

normies just can't understand how hard things they find to be so natural can be for some people, they just can't

just remember you're talking to the lowest of the low
i know you've met some creepy disgusting autistic retard before
that's us
we didn't win the genetic lottery
we know there's no hope because we've tried already, i spent 7 years trying to become more like you and all i managed to do was not fucking shake uncontrollably when trying to talk to strangers and get fake friends who just kept me around to make fun of me
just leave us alone, we've heard this a million times, go away

>>37477206
It can still happen depending on where you are. Many of these cases depend on both judge and jury. You can see how that works out. And different jurisdictions have different criteria for their laws. Hell, here in the state of Oregon, just placing your hand on somebody without their consent is considered Class 4 Assault. In some states, even talking to somebody in a way that makes them feel physically threatened is also considered assault by law.

About moving from 'hello what's your name?' to sex.

I met nice qt3.14 once, at the casual house party. In simple, normal talk, making her laugh and so, I said 'and desu u have great ass m'lady'.

After 5 minutes she asked me if she could sleep with me that night. That was most hardcore sex I have ever had.

We are a couple for about 8 months or so.

Be confident anons

>>37477343
yes he got lucky, and no one else got that lucky..... no one else was in there for that. That's a really hard thing to actually be charged with. Like I said it's dropped to a lower charge. You really have to do some stupid shit repeatedly to get it

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>we lost the genetic lottery!!!
>confidence can't fix ugly!!!

>>37477537
not always the case. you just have to be in the wrong time and place. there have been people on death row who turned out to be innocent after the execution. this isn't really a just enough world to prevent occasional silly charges like talking to a girl from going too far.

>>37477396
What law you break isn't what you're charged with. I was caught with 10g of heroin 2g of cocaine, a ball of meth, some xanax and valium, a bunch of ecstasy, 3 types of 2cX series psychedelics, and like 5 types of RCs that counted under the analog acts of the US and a bunch of paraphernalia and a firearm (in the trunk legally technically but not with the drugs in the car) and I plead guilty to two felony drug possession charges, one felony possession with counts and one paraphernalia charge.

>>37477586
There were people in there for rape that I genuinely believe that they were fucked over by the system but a sexual harassment charge would be really really really hard to stick unless there's really clear evidence. The judge would probably throw it out unless a deal could be made or if there's clear enough evidence to even have a case. Bottom line, not getting 2 years for asking a girl to have sex.

>>37476667
>how the fuck does he have the confidence to act like a maniac without embarrassment?
autism

>>37477433
>at the casual house party
you started way ahead of where most of us are. you know people and get invited to parties.

>>37477697
>but a sexual harassment charge would be really really really hard to stick unless there's really clear evidence.
really hard, but not impossible.

>The judge would probably throw it out unless a deal could be made or if there's clear enough evidence to even have a case.
which was often the case

>Bottom line, not getting 2 years for asking a girl to have sex.
it's an unwanted sexual advance, which could get you something like two years. considering i've seen people locked away for multiple decades for other charges, two years doesn't seem like much in retrospect.

>>37474926
shutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckupshutthefuckup

>>37474926
Chad get out
(original comment)

>>37477567
>not having a gf is just one little flaw
You need friends, relationships, and love to be considered a complete person. See Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

i bet you screencapped your own post you double nigger