>5'11" tall dudes: I'm totally 6 feet i swear"

>>37473733

>tfw 5'11"
>Always tell people I'm 5'11"
>5'10" normies tell everyone that they're 6'

Why do normies do this?

>>37473733
>be 5'3.75"

>tell people im 5'2" so they imagine me as more adorbale than I already am

>5" dick dudes: I'm totally 6" I swear

No one can see the difference between 5'11'' dudes and 6'0'' dudes unless he's got some sort of weird ass obsession with height.

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>>37473787
>6'2
>Always tell people I'm 5'11
>People will now think that the people that told them they were 6'0 were lying

>>37473885
>7"
>always tell girls I'm 6"
>girls will now think the men who told them were 6" well small dicked liars

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>>37473733

>He added a whole inch to the length of something
>How insecure is he

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>>37473885

>tfw actually 5'11"
>My medical records say I'm 6' because they measured me in the morning
>tfw can lie about my height and get away with it.

I'm 4'7" (dwarf) and not a virgin. Stop focusing on height so fucking much.

>>37474245

Putting your dick in a smurfette plushy doesn't count as getting laid my dude.

>>37473733
I'm 6'2 but my posture is so bad I usually stand at 5'10

>>37474245
How big is your cock? Just curious if it matches your body.

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>>37473733
>tfw 5'9''

F-fuck y-you guys.