>"So where are you taking me for our date, anon?"

Whaddayawant? In and Out burger or Whataburger?

>>37581833
Dinner and then a movie.

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Anon, I expect you will have made up your mind by the time I finish my coffee.

>>37581833
>finds bumpiest road possible

>>37581833
y-you too

>unorigano

>>37581833
damn those tits are going to reach the floor by the time she is 30

That picture is ancient, she must be in her 40's by now.

so there's this LAN party...

>>37581833
wow wow wow holy shit

>>37581833
ma dick

>>37581833
Those tits.... Any topless pics?

>>37581993
>tfw no nerdy friends to make a LAN party with

>>37581833
Who are you? Why are you in my car? Why am I in a car? Did you drug me? What's going on?

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>>37582018

No makeup, no stylized picture and 10 years later.

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>>37582018
Her name is merilyn sakova and I would love to suckle on her nipples

>>37582058
I'd hit it. That's not bad for her age.

>>37582058
Still a 7/10 desu. Not bad

>>37582058
>>37582069
Those don't look like her. If they are, which I doubt, then sorry I asked.

>>37582130
>reverse image search OPs pic
>tells me it's merilyn sakova
Do it yourself

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Hyperborea... HAHAHAH

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>yfw a girl like that would NEVER date a failure like you

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>>37582113

Oh, I would too rest assured anon, I'd be all over that rack.

>>37582130
Compare facial details, it's just that the OP picture is in a more ideal angle and stylized. It always suprises me how easily fooled people are with pictures, people who are ugly as sin can look damn good in the right angle, the right hairdo, the right makeup etc etc.

>>37582130
Thats not her, her name is Anna Song

>>37581881
You don't really think that's okay for a first date, do you?

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>>37582173
No you idiot its not her, her name is Anna Song

>>37581833
What? Why are your boobs so long?

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>>37582237
There is one more

>>37582237
That's much better. She is very hot.

>>37582130
That guy is a moron. That girl is Tanya Song, or Anna Song.

>>37581881
At least do movie and then a dinner so you have something to talk about when you eat, dummy

>>>37581833
"To my basement."
>puts her in the trunk.

>>37582173
I like how >>37582237 roasted you up

>>37582573

Well fuck me, I'll admit defeat this time, but rest assured I'll be back anon!

Home to put on a bra you slut

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>>37582846
Good sport, at the end we all like big bosom girls
Have a rare one

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>>37581833
cowtits are one of the few things that don't translate well into 2D.
most artists can't properly draw tits so they end up looking like disproportional watermelons

>>37581833
To a mammalogist

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>>37583320
I know what you mean, true titcows have low hanging boobs

Nowhere. Get your saggy tits out of my car.

>>37581833
I would try to recreate the following video:
https://www.xvideos.com/video10242643/anna_song_plays_with_herself_in_the_car

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>>37581936
Kek
>>37582170
/r9k/ has really good self esteem
>>37582531
>You have to eat all of these eggs

>>37581833
>pull onto the highway
>accelerate to 95 mph
>handbrake
>cut the wheel
>car flips and rolls 8 times
>she gets pummeled to death by her own tits